₦airaland Forum

x-fire:
I agree. Many people posting here are just undergraduates or aspiring to be undergraduates. From the various posts, you will realise that most have never tested the murky waters of labour market. They have never had practical and job experience requiring their course of study. They are still within the four walls of the university/polytechnic relaying their myopic school experiences.

What an insult, how do know that they are not graduates? Do you think that some NL are kids? I for example, graduated over 17 years ago, where were you and how old were you then? Stop embarrasing people here.

MicroBox: Yes ooo same Mechanical same BUK

BUK? BOKO- H University Kano!

Rajman: by which year abeg? i no tink say u knw d type of oil we get sha


by which year abeg? i no tink say u knw d type of oil we get sha

Very soon!

DonHummer: how com we havnt heard it yet...amansea is a stone throw 4rm my hostel......

Where is your hostel?

dabrake: Yes. Mathematics/statistics/computer science but in another institution

U greedy oh! Only u Mathematics/Statistics/Computer Scince. Make we add Physics?

Seeeeeeee: petroleum engineering again till death do me part whatelse will i study in Nigeria? what does the economy depend on?

Don't worry the oil go soon dry!

No way! I won't study engineering again except if I am not in this country again. Nigeria don't value technology, that is why lots of engineers and technologist are un employed. I will rather study medcine or piloting. Else I will be footballer!

[color=#990000][/color]Wetin we go carry the faces do?

OmolodMilkman93: I dnt drive, I fly

You fly Dana Air?

Lexaccord: Hi Nairalanders. I met a girl 8 months ago and everything about us clicked. We. Plan to get marriied next year. However, just to seek the blessings of my spiritual leader. I told him about my girl and after about 2 days he told me that at the latter part of our marriage we will break up. He also said he told 2 other pastors to pray about it and the same is what they are saying. Now friends this made me to observe more and I noticed that my girl does not have such trait. Moreover her last relationship lasted 5 yrs and she never broke up with the guy until he broke her heart. I have resolved and am determined to make sure I do not listen to suuch but my parents are not helping matters especially my Dad, though they like her but the revelation has left them totally spell bound. Kindly advise me friends as my decision will not be friendly to my parents. Thank you all.

Pastors of doom! Are they God?

unclebros: I still shudder when people talk about generators....I have been using inverters for the past one year and its a life saver. I really pity folks without it, apart from the cost savings and removal of operational stress, its a better way to live. At night, i dont know when NEPA takes light or power on...... I still have gen though, but have not bought petrol since June 2012! and my gen is on perpetual vacation

My neighbour uses a gen and sometimes i get disturbed at the moment he is about buying an inverter from me.

If you need inverters just give me a call

08029563137

He be like say u be Ibo man? Biz as usual! I love una way!

Kamsy10: WOMAN POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bottom Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bottom Power!!!

hermosa: im hungry .

U are excused,go and eat!

ActiveMan: dont talk about by here, if he want to go he will and mind you no they always abuse talk politely

Na wetin u deserve,enemy of Messi!

ActiveMan: FIFA THIS IS PURELY OJORO OH! WHY NOT GO HOME AND GIVE MESSI THE AWARD WHEN YOU KNOW NA HIM GO WIN? RUBBISH.... RONALDO YOU ARE THE BEST!!!, MESSI FIND ANOTHER CLUB GO AND SEE YOUR PERFORMANCE ABEG NONSENSE....[b][/b]

U be real MUMU! Must he go to another club to prove that He is the best? Which club fit buy am self? Ode!

Pergrace: Messi wins the award ....but the guy for try speak english nah

U think say dem be like una we no dey appreciate una moda tong? English no be him language!

slimyem: Still in the spirit of the season...
Its called "fondugbe" in mine.
What is this called in yours?

It is called Ye BoBo in my language.

olokfor: Some family members of late Bisi Komolafe are not
happy with her fiancee, Ijaodola. Some of them have accused him of killing her. They have also told him to immediately vacate Bisi's apartment and leave all her properties including her Honda Pilot Jeep. They even said his fainting and wailing at Bisi's burial were all staged. Bisi was pregnant for Ijaodola before she got ill and the pregnancy had to be terminated to save her life.


Source-www.informationnaija.com/after-burial-bisi-komolafes-family-fights-fiancee/

How wealthy was Bisi self? For God's sake she was just up coming.

Caesar1988: i bet u,dis is absolute non sense....No time to read ur rubbish write up...but d topic shows how idiotic u r...ur dad is a disapointment to ur mum....

Why did you insult somebody like this because of his observation or opinion? It is obvious that you were probably not trained at home or you have refused to accept the training your parents gave you.

Lashawnah: Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele. She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.

I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men. I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998's Titanic sound track. Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.

You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’ It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will
need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in pornographic films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable. You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you. If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you
personally. If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s Someone Like You and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Onyeka Nwelue

Stupid and idiotic letter!

Maxymilliano: Kano – The Kano State Government said it earmarked more than N100 million for the wedding of another batch of 1,000 divorcees and widows scheduled for January.

The Director-General of the state Hisbah Board, Alhaji Abba Sufi, disclosed this in an interview in Kano on Thursday. He said the board had “since started preparation in readiness for the mass wedding”.

“The screening of the prospective couples has commenced in earnest in all the 44 local government areas of the state,’’ he said. Sufi said prospective couples must undergo medical checks, including HIV and AIDS, genotype and hepatitis tests, among others.

He said following the decentralization of the programme, each of the councils would hold the wedding prayer session for 21 couples.

He said the session for the remaining 76 couples would be performed in Kano. Sufi said the state government would pay N20,000 dowries to each of the brides, in addition to providing essential items for the couples.

“The board has written to wealthy individuals and corporate organisations for their contributions towards the success of the programme.’’ In July last year 250 widows and divorcees were joined under the second batch of the mass wedding. (NAN)


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/kano-earmarks-n100m-for-mass-wedding/

What a waste, marriage is suppose to be a personal thing. Wetin concern government with that?

obadiah777: MY APOLOGIES BROS. HOWEVER YOU CANT BE HAVING FAVORITE MEN OF GOD.

I wonder oh!!

vislabraye: These are some of the most awful makeup I have seen in a long time.

Warning: You might throw up if you see these pictures.

Who is your favourite

The third one na negative?

Q

DANILSA: Please i don't understand why somebody has to place a car for sale and decide to hide the plate number, am novice when it comes to car sales but i simply feel the car was stolen or the seller is a scam.

Please anybody that knows the reason should tell the house.

An imported car that is registered and put up for sale in Nigeria with the plate number on it is priced low. The belive is that since the car is registered it has probably being used by the owner or seller. However, this is not always the case. Taken the car to the point of sale especially outside the state it was bought is a problem, the customs agent will always disturb asking to be paid so money. If the car is registered, the belive to the customs is that it is ment for personal use. So they might either ignore you or ask for a small tip. In that way the seller could sell with good profit margin.

yuzedo: At list he didn't did dis once over twinta.

Osanze is a good guys and very dedicate. I fill bad all this is happens to him instead of that karagulated mechionu guy mikel who does big mens for Super eagle but still call him all the time.

Osaze, i wish you well in your carrier. Goodbye to national team my grate broda of life.

What type of English is this?

mu2sa2: Covenant University is ruled by a man of god-he can do no wrong! Collect outrageous fees first and expel the ba.stards.No refund.Thats cool money.

U are so stupid! Are u equating your so called man of god to the Almighty God? It is onl God that can do no wrong. Use your head!

SimonAndal: _
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Na by force to attend church? Na only christians dey that school?