₦airaland Forum

GOD don WIN & fck sh*t got me laffing

Oga governor when u win like Mama has said no forget am o! Even if it's 2 have breakfast or lunch with Mama. Not a bad idea

OCTAVO:
Well, for me HynetFlex is a game changer. I can't believe Glo network can be this good in my location. Glo band 3 LTE network here is total bullshit. But same Glo network band 28 LTE is totally amazing. Infact all networks are doing well here. There's no swift here.

Really?

On the same glo band 3, which my phone supports, I clock 43mbps(download) & 13mbps(upload). At times 50mbps(download) & 15mbps(upload). Latency @ 18ms-20ms
That's between 5.25MBps to 6.25MBps download speed

MANofMEN:
.. The APC alleges that Mr. Obaseki, who claims to have graduated from the University of Ibadan, did not meet the minimum entry requirement for gaining admission into the university as he had only three credits and two passes in the school certificate result purportedly issued to him by the West African Examinations Council (WAEC)

... However, these also suffice as evidence that he obtained qualifications which he did not, in fact, meet the requirement for.
https://elombah.com/edo-2020-apc-seeks-disqualification-of-obaseki-deputy-over-forged-certificates-tax-fraud/

Na wa o! University give person admission political party say E no get minimum qualification.

Universities have Remedial/basic studies/pre-degree programs. Those programs don't have certificates. It doesn't reflect anywhere in most people's academic records. I bet those that had such deficiencies will still be dragged.

Their focus should be on the discrepancy in the dates not on requirements for admission. It's the university that handles that not a political party

Note: I'm not defending Any1. I'm just surprise a political party is now trying to question y a university admitted someone.

Dansuqi:
Apart from that,they are other charges

Let them focus on those charges and drop that 3credits and 2 passes issue. Some of their party members don't even have certificates not to talk of 2credits

Hmmm sad.

Na d shackle wey dey guy man leg funny me

Na wa o! Diz people sha know how to punish somebody.

Alienwarfare:
24k unlimited plan

So sad. 24k in dis period no b small money. Reach out to them n get the account put on hold.

Nooil:
So you don't know they cage people's spirit so they won't cry or torment?

Africa Magic. But I think some spirits are stubborn or anoda jazz man fit invoke/release the spirit 2 avenge his/her death.

fuckboys:
The Simi picture was very obvious tho
Chioma and Davidos also.....

I've seen better,

Dude is not even close to been the gateman of the king of Photoshop

Yea they r so obvious

2mercy:
“Whenever I want to sleep, the boy’s spirit will appear to me and will be crying. The girls that were with me would run away, saying that I want to use them for money ritual.”


https://thenationonlineng.net/man-beheads-colleague-after-seeing-his-n13m-account-balance/


Lalasticlala

Nice 1 from the ghost. I wish every dead man's/woman's ghost could do this all these manslaughter would have stopped. Herds men killings, boko boys killings, killings by bandits, bad Belle killings etc.

Well done Late Nwachukwu. May you have a well deserved peace. It's unfortunate you were killed by your friend but it would have been more unfortunate if you didn't torment his life.

Moses, u see ur life? U get mind carry woman on top Dat blood money. He really knew where and when to deal with u. Na when u Wan cure ur konji. Chai! Dat ting dey pain eh

Nwa, na man u b, Rest in perfect peace.

5 people
This is a riddle. The info isn't complete. So the same way BH was technically defeated the riddle can be technically defeated.
Technically "you" is an answer, 35 is an answer. Or "nobody" since police got wind of the info and you fled because they were SARS officers

Deep. Even if he goes that way, I think a certain group will hide it till the last day. No be 9ja again?

Funny and sad

pheesayor:
in Lagos, Yes. The Lagos Broadband Project

The govt will now sell the conduit pipes or fibre optic cables(that's if they run that thru those conduits) to the service providers on a per meter basis. It's just a way of avoiding the continuous digging by the service providers.

I pray the project works in Nigeria because it failed or got abandoned in other countries **fingers crossed**

OK. Time will tell.

Lol.
I don't pay attention to such.

Goshit

ImpossiCAN'T

As for your drawing. Pythagoras theorem all the way. Draw an imaginary line from D to meet at B. The sum of the areas of the two triangles is the area you are looking for. Too busy to do the calculations now. Use that hint

Hahaha.
It's in every ethnic group. I'm not Igbo so I'm not trying 2 defend them. All I know is that E get Yoruba, hausa, Fulani etc wey I Don see wey lazy pass laziness.
A hard working woman is a hard working woman irrespective of tribe.

Someone made a comment about igbo women being rude. I've come across very rude Yoruba women as well. There exist some rude hausa women too. Other tribes have theirs also. So igbo women don't have monopoly of rudeness.
On different occasions, three Yoruba ladies have lied against me before in the office. In my characteristic way of handling issues I kept my cool as a man and the truth came out. They got fired one after the other. That doesn't make me conclude all Yoruba women/ladies are bad or rude.
It's an individual thing. Let's stop this ethnic division/hatred. It's what's drawing us back as a nation.

Funny

Hmmm

Whoever wants to practise it is free.

Me I cannot come and open my marriage.

Some1 will copy

"... As is the proper procedure, when allegations are made against the Chief Executive of an institution, and in this case an institution that ought to be seen as beyond reproach, the Chief Executive has to step down from his post and allow for a transparent and unhindered investigation"

I'm not in anywhere holding brief for Magu. My question is simple: How many have resigned?

Chai

I'm not shocked. Most buildings in Lagos Island are awaiting the day of their collapse. It's just the truth if you've been there.

It's just so funny. Ganduje said the video was doctored but here you are attacking Obaseki over a doctored video. Did Ganduje tell you he's the one in the video?

Cheating on a partner as a form of revenge? Early life trauma? Unhappiness? Etc. Then marriage isn't for such people.

If she cheats it's because she's a cheat. Simple.

Uncle(fake aunty) you can lie o!

Canceling WASSCE isn't a good idea. It will demoralize some of the serious students. If elections have been scheduled to hold, I don't see reason why examinations shouldn't hold.

This covid19 isn't leaving soon. It's only a vaccine that will send it packing.
WHO, NCDC do have guidelines/rules of engagement. It should be used for writing examinations as well. Education is important.

dejt4u:
you made a mistake in your final answer. Kindly check again.. It's not 17x

$35x - $18x = $17x

I've looked at it again. I don't think there's a mistake in my final answer.

Profit from sale of each Mp3 =$35
Profit from sale of each DVDplayer = $18
Total items sold = 119
Number of Mp3 players sold = x

Number of DVD players sold = total number of items sold - number of Mp3 players sold ie (119-x)

Therefore, total profit = $35x + $18(119-x)
= $35x + $2142 - $18x
= $17x +$2142

Oya bring your lesson fee