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Na like dis Uni suppose dey. No be all those ones wey we get for 9ja. Even with the best cameras they still don't look different from government secondary schools.

Hmmm! I won't type more than that.

Na so dem go dey eat anyting. Small time now everybody go begin wash hand come cover nose and mouth upandan.

Is it everyday a hospital discharges patients from a ward?! This Nigerian COVID-19 is just funny. Why then was the Minister asking that our hoteliers should be ready to make their hotels available for whatever level of COVID-19 a reported patient belongs?
If they discharge daily then it's not COVID-19 its something else. Abi Dia COVID-19 contract Don expire na why Dem tell Dem oya come and be going

Abeg make una stop am.

They became the "government"

9ja COVID-19 na SCAMDEMIC.

Thank you Chinese doctors for helping us get rid of covid19 in our country.
**Those quoting me don't understand sarcasm**
**9ja isn't covid19 free. We were told they came to help us but we all know how they were MIA(missing in action). So my statement should be understood and not misunderstood**

Using covid19 to cash out

NCDC dis thing you pipul are sharing, there is God o!

It's not that I don't believe covid19 exists, it's Nigeria's covid19 that I doubt. Most of the reported cases aren't covid19 Patients.

Hmmm. What is this?

She cannot come and kee herself

It's an opportunity for PDP. I forgot we don't have political parties here. What we have are looters associations

Will social distancing be used?

Nice device

OK noted

I concor!

Going by the NCDC "league" results, the figures keep increasing compared to the figures that led to the schools being closed. What's the wisdom in opening the schools if they keep reporting an average of a hundred cases everyday? We can't even tell if the figures are true or imaginary.

Based on the figures they present to us, please keep the schools closed.

Not too long ago, before covid19 entered the country, we were saying that our borders should be shut but they didn't listen. That's why we are where we are(Osibande, 2019)
Now we are saying don't open our schools. Will they listen?

What were they looking for again after six children? Now the woman has died during child birth and now this conjoined twins issue.

Really?

Hmmm. This is super story, life of...

“... the cooks are also generating employment as they hire many hands to assist them... "

I thought he said it's raw food?

Make una continue the lie! In a sane society a transparent school feeding programme will only take place while schools are in session. Are they telling me Nigeria is the only country in the world "feeding" school children? Are other countries taking school food(foodstuff in this case) to pupils homes in the name of school feeding programme? How come school pupils on my street haven't received the so called foodstuff?

I just hope he's not guilty. If he is, then 9ja has successfully exported corruption(what they know best)

Sahara dey dis guy matter

Hahaha

Buy ticket online, check in online, pay for trolley online. Make Dem kuku fly online na

Disinfect shoes and luggage ko, na today? D same way wey dem check pipul wey carry covid19 enter 9ja. Mk I hear word jare!

All these politicians, they like to mention God.
Na so Oshio dey shout no godfather upandan. Him say na only God the Father dey. Today him Don turn godfather. God the Father no dey him "vocab" again.

He should have debunked the FAKE news with a video showing the other Isolation Centres with REAL covid19 Patients. Any video after now will have fake patients in the Isolation centres

Covid19 dey but Naija figures na exaggeration E be.

Jokers. Na by force to test positive to COVID-19?

50k per test yet they have tested this particular woman more than the required number of times.
It really goes to show that even Covid19 testing cost is inflated.

Nigeria Broke my Heart long time ago