₦airaland Forum

gbosaa: Below is the ego ayolo...pre independence one penny..federal republic of nigeria..@mezebel abi na jezebel and all of you shouting illuminati,devil and star of david,your parents and grand parents probably used those coins when naija was still naija.

mezebel and not jezebel abeg

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whoever that love this logo is one of them...the horn under signifies the two horns of devil

gbosaa: Nwokem go and sit down.

That coin was used in Nigeria long ago...what is wrong with you people?

nwokem u better wake up

Direct way of introducing satanic symbols.... What happened to d old one? Anambra should better build mansion for satan cos they are flunting his logo

sexymoma: Abi national theater.

our private part should be more like sabisa forest,where even the US troop cannot enter,instead of a public passage!!!

ikwere militant: in asaris own voice,any day a bomb goes off in warri or onitsha nd pepl re kild,dat dy wil mark d end of boko haram in nija.let dm try us down south nd we wil tel dm dia is a sea route to kano.

all easterners and southerners in d north should start coming back home. I foresee war war war!!!

Let them come,am gladly waiting for them with my well loaded 3rounds knock-out...

obowunmi: Must you go to the BET awards? NO

hw can a naked lady expect an award? Tiwa u better go and rebrand ur savaged life

[quote author=Marilyn_Nash]Humans though, he should forget the pain and suffering they go through, ofcos your daughter or sister isn't held captive so why should you care? Smh.
Do you know the case of Melanie? A british girl who was kidnapped 7 years ago, it may amaze you to know that even after these years, they are still searching for her, they didn't say ''oh it's just one child let's forget her and move on'', but here over 200 girls are missing and you want to forget, where is the love? Let this world end already.[/quote]mr.fulani,help us rescue d gals nah.

chinemerem26: .


I bu ewu...

confirmed ewu hausa

!!! Senators #bring back our girls# he is number two suspect

Dbestmax: Wia is dis boy...Chibuzor!!!!...Abeg come buy me tissue make i shiit jor....

chibuzor de guard one lecturer for uniben.

goalburner: so na only writin no picture

this is worse than nigerian body odour.

TRADELYN: So, how has your day been?

u both should stop dis una orlu market women gossip for NL.

They are two competitors trying to scare through with their product(songs) if u wish to b a distributor to any of d two and u think conflict is d best option,u better try another strategy.... Wizkid product is gradually loosing flavor and if not well managed,may dwindle... Davido is an innovator and is full of creativity...whether sponsored by d father or ashawo,d koko be say,he is representing us well in music industry... Thumbs up for davido.

rexibity: Hopeless you, cn feel your miserability.

homo is that a complement or a season?

There was a president.

tellwisdom: Why is she showing us AKARA paper??

I need paper to clean my ass,any one available? Certificate my foot. Mtweeeeeeeep

Abbey2sam: Wow!!!

take gosh and jeeez join body jare.

savio07: please have u served? If yes where pls?

am a living witness of platoon leaders benefit because I was once a platoon leader and am currently serving in chibok day secondary school. My cds group is anti boko haram squad... Tears full my eye as I dey type dis....

Anugod: In my place, we don't accept bride price.
The husband to be and his people will take a covered bowl of kolanuts to the elders (with money placed on top of the kolanuts). The elders will call the bride to be and ask her if they are permitted to eat the kolanuts, because if they do, the marriage is sealed as they cannot vomit the swallowed kolanuts.
However, they return the money because they do not wish to sell their daughter.

bride price in my place is naira talati,,,hausa land good o!

Sheenor: diplomatic response indeed......he has clear the air for those creating rumours on e forum....

in every rumor,there is always truth attached... Maybe d bobo don finally receive d 20million

strangest: Charlie's Angels

many are mad,few are naked

Elantracey: just after a three weeks relationship, the girl must be sick lol

. Patience calling jona...lol

fkaz: Everyday bomb blast! bomb blast! Still jonathan will come again to condemn the blast and promise to bring boko haram terrorist to book.

JONATHAN Promised, boko haram terror will end soon.

and people are dying in bomb blast everyday, is it when they finished killing nigerians, that is when boko haram will end?

NIGERIA ARMY KILLED 100 BOKOS, NIGERIA ARMY KILLED BOKO HARAM KINGPIN, NIGERIA ARMY ARREST BOKO HARAM LEADER, WHEN WILL NIGERIA SECURITY MEN ARREST BOKO HARAM SPONSORS?

IS IT BECAUSE JONATHAN SAID BOKO HARAM SPONSORS ARE IN HIS GOVT, THAT IS WHY OUR SECURITYMEN DON'T WON'T TO ARREST BOKO HARAM SPONSRS? GET BOKO HARAM SPONSORES AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF THIS MADNESS. IF ANDREW AZAZI WERE TO BE ALIVE MAYBE HE COULD HAVE LIST THEM, UNFURENATELY HE IS DEAD

stop blaming GEJ,blame islams for their heartless religion of war and destruction. Ask God to come to our rescue.hw am I sure u are not one of d alacubas

Metalbell: What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has
no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot,
cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a
Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that
runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one
side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just
being lazy with a friend or lover etc.

human dream killer....who are u?

Davido no want Ferrari,na bet award en want,,,thumbs up

onuwaje: Any song by jim reeves

if I have wounded some poor soul today
If I have cause one foot to go astral
If I have walk in my own willful way
Dear lord pls forgive...
Forgive the sins I have confessed to thee
4give me of my secret sins I do not see
Guild me,love me,and my keeper be
The Lord.....4give. I love this track by jim reeves

Loudy mess no mean say belly over full
Akara must get round shape
Person wey dey sell shaving stick for lizard land go die for hunga
Say u get highest like for NL no mean say GEJ sabi ur surname

Sijo01: LOVE!......... A woman can submit the whole of her and forget about herself is she's loved.

GNS 101

Authority begins!!!

dnawah: ok u r correct but if ur babe get HIV u go marry am in the name of o!

love is never blind,its d mind that is blind!!! U never talk of marrying an epileptic gal all for love