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RomanceDog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 9:10am On Feb 27, 2021
My second experience...

My boss was mad at me and my colleagues cos he couldn't seal a deal, weird right?? Funny, he's actually a good man but difficult a times, sometimes I wonder if he smoke igbo before coming to shop wink

As I was saying....

He was really angryhuh, so he asked me and my second to meet him in his house that evening... Before then my colleague, a TIV guy told me that we are in trouble,my boss has a big dog... But the idiot didn't explain to me so I never paid attention to what he was passing across.

Fwrd>>> At me boss place

A nice looking house with big gate...when we got there my Guy called my boss and he told us to go in and lock the gate which we did, my idiot colleague stood at the gate and I was wondering why, I walked confidently into the compound asif I was the landlord coolcool until I started hearing that sound that dogs make when you try to collect bone from them but this sound is different, asin the breathing is deep,heavy and powerful...That thing looks like a bear,lion and wolf altogether, the teeth is like that of a dragon...and it is very big shockedshocked

When I saw the creature in front of meembarassed ehhn..O.M.G!!! I could swear that I saw my spirit leaving my body. I felt like crying, my legs became heavy and light at same time, my legs where shaking as if it can't carry my body anymore...my colleague... That fool, I turned and didn't even see the idiot again.

Na so I pick race, usain bolt+, aswear, with the speed I ran that day ehh,even bolt will not catch me I will break any record Usain bolt has in racing... I never in my life knew I could run like that.

I didn't know how or when, somehow I found myself on top of my oga fence,my Paradise, even though bottle was stuck under my foot..its better na than to be eaten by that thing...

When my my spirit returned to my body.I used my eyes to search for my colleague, guys, this fool locked himself up in the dog's cage, how I wish they were even two...


I quit my work the next day

I hate what I don't likehuhhuh
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by mezico96(m): 6:11pm On Feb 25, 2021
Henix:
The spiritual controls the physical
Only when some few thingss are met unknownly to the physical, and that is the only means.....though its not common
CrimeRe: BULLION VAN ATTACK: 1 Policeman Dead, 2 Severely Injured In Delta By Bandits by mezico96(m): 5:03pm On Feb 25, 2021
cry In a normal country that Van is supposed to be armoured... But this is Nigeria

Rip to the departed souls
CrimeRe: Suspected Kidnappers Kill 4 Policemen In Cross River, Cart Away Arms by mezico96(m): 4:43pm On Feb 25, 2021
When even the lives of the said "TRAINED SECURITY" is threatened...what then is the fate of civilians??smh

Nigeria my country

Playing: Nigeria jagajaga- Idris
RomanceRe: Not Only Guys Are Controlled By Their Sexual Urges by mezico96(m): 4:22pm On Feb 25, 2021
Kiddogarcia:
Na English dey worry am,no vex
cheesygringrin
RomanceRe: Can Someone Sue Someone For Emotional Turmoil? by mezico96(m): 10:52am On Feb 24, 2021
chocolateme:
oh my God!! Years later, you still feel for her.. that is exactly how I feel right now only a slight difference.
Of course am not going crazy for her anymore but I feel like talking all day with her.

I just control myself and most times I try to form ''BUSY" in other to hide my excitement.

Since I can't change a thing I just have to leave with it
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 8:45pm On Feb 23, 2021
Masonkaycares:
Same happened to me 2012 to be precise. Small malaria wey no been gree hear word. On that day I refused to eat cos I knew that we'll visit the hospital in a bid to avoid any form of injection. On getting there they asked me if I have eaten, before I could separate my lips my aunty don answer say I don chop bellefull. I had no option so I took the injections, 2 doses and some tablets. I blacked out under 15 minutes although I was slightly sound conscious. Na so my aunty run enter the fast food joint buy food for me . We stayed another 4 hours in the hospital.
Hahahaha... Wassup with avoiding injections? I even prefer it to tablets
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 8:39pm On Feb 23, 2021
jansonn:
I Live in the hospital, countless experience, I don see igwes. I'm a guy though so... But usually, they're supposed to only expose the part they want to examine or shave, at least he go help reduce the shame.
I should sue her ahbi?
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 6:34pm On Feb 23, 2021
Freestainworld:
Never had such an experience, but as a health worker, we don too see things, infact our profession is not for a promiscuous somebody, let me stop here
Oga kwantinue grin
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 6:10pm On Feb 23, 2021
Joysticks:
Let me deviate.I was selected for army screening 5 years ago in Benin.I have done documentation.So the medical screening follows next.On the next day of the medicals,Some male and female NYSC corps were present, including female soldiers.We were asked to remove our clothes to look out for deformities, including our boxers.See as the corps members dey view our John thomas.As in the females would hold our prick to check if we have big testicles. 2 applicants refused to remove their boxers.Instead,they disqualified themselves from the medical screening.Even with all that,na still man know man dem dey base their criteria on.
Lol gringringrin
PhonesRe: Apple To Release iPhone 13 In September by mezico96(m): 5:46pm On Feb 23, 2021
More stealing/Killing... 24/7 Prostitution... More scammers...

Just to acquire this...Smh
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:38pm On Feb 23, 2021
Xenry:
Mumu man, why not do thréesome with them? sad
I don't do even one-some... And they where like five female students and a guy
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:36pm On Feb 23, 2021
Xenry:
Lol, you for ask am for blów job na. wink
Igwe died that day oo...
It was asif He was shy seeing the eyes looking at him
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:33pm On Feb 23, 2021
Qatar2022:
They're learning
WHY ME?�
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:32pm On Feb 23, 2021
Innobee99:
My dad was sick so I visited him in the hospital. A man was also admitted beside my dad too. Then I was using one touch light removable battery phone. I don't have charger so I pleaded with the man to help me with his desktop charger....I repeat, desktop charger ooooo. Oga refused and he was not even using it. He held it tight and hid it.
Few days later oga died and I was staring at the helpless desktop charger on the bed. In my mind I was like, oga no get time for charger Again?


Lesson: This world na vanity, no too make noise
gringringrin
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:25pm On Feb 23, 2021
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RomanceRe: What's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:24pm On Feb 23, 2021
Qatar2022:
That's her duty
Plus the students?
If it was just me and her it will be fair na
RomanceRe: What If You Invite Her Over To Pass The Night And She Died In Your House... by mezico96(m): 5:22pm On Feb 23, 2021
Padosky242:
BRO.........I FEAR WHO NO FEAR YOU.......
Am speechless ooo
RomanceWhat's Your Worst/funny Experience In A Hospital?? by mezico96(op): 5:18pm On Feb 23, 2021
So I was admitted and to be operated later in d day...

Then this female nurse walked in with some group of students and told me to pull off my dressshockedshocked( To fix pipe through my d**k to enable me urinate after the operation)...ahh which kind wahala come be this :'

...I took off my short leaving the boxer and she made a gesture instructing me to remove everything...hmm, I could swear they were interested in seeing my IGWE.
(Uncle didn't shave down there oogrin)

...Fastforward to when she started shaving me
Gosh! If you see the way she held my ndubisi and was twisting and turning it in full view of the students like she was a shareholderhuh(omg...I wished ground will open and swallow me...I curse that day and that lady)Since then I hide my face whenever I go for checkup and sight her.


So guys, what's your experience
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Has Now Scored Against All Serie A Teams by mezico96(m): 4:40pm On Feb 23, 2021
RONALDO is a goal!!!
PoliticsRe: 20 IPOB Members Arrested In Orlu Over Attacks On Soldiers by mezico96(m): 2:24pm On Feb 23, 2021
They done arrest innocent people....abi no be nigeria wey we know? Smh
RomanceRe: Can Someone Sue Someone For Emotional Turmoil? by mezico96(m):
Pricelessruby:
Yes I was but not anymore, cause is waste of time
Though I don't really know your story but from the way you speak, U were sitting on fence in case there's any disappointment or you never loved him for who he is.

Nobody move on from such situations, you see someone commit suicide after heartI break and we begin to judge, not knowing how mentally it has affected the victim.

I remember when I was younger, I fell in love with a lady and after some years she told me that she can't continue with me cos we are not of same tribe.

It really affected me, I couldn't eat nor play my football

Its been almost 9-10 Years now but my heart still beat for her.
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 10:19am On Feb 23, 2021
Liliantalks:
that’s the truth, 90 of people who work from home are fraudsters, the remaining don’t earn much. There is no productive business that doesn’t need man power
Are you for real?? Smh
RomanceRe: Can Someone Sue Someone For Emotional Turmoil? by mezico96(m): 9:57am On Feb 23, 2021
Pricelessruby:
Don't think of the good times, always think of the bad times you had with him, with that you will be able to 4get him on time
Have you ever been in love?

Not the audio love we see this days oo
RomanceRe: Can Someone Sue Someone For Emotional Turmoil? by mezico96(m): 9:56am On Feb 23, 2021
chocolateme:
It's been 3 months now but the feelings refused to wear off. Every attempt for distraction and positive mindedness plus deleting and blocking from all social media avenues all proved abortive.

I have observed that there is a Degree to feelings. Going to another state, sightseeing, swimming, gym, sports, movies, interactions with the opposite sex not necessarily having intimacy still did not change anything. Took a week of therapy and didn't remember him for a second. But after all said and done, here we are back to square one.

Days back,, absent mindedly stumbled upon a picture of his I never knew was there, guess what? My heart jumped into my stomach and kept beating faster, I deleted it immediately.

If there is any other thing I can do to get over this, I will do. Its really a torture and invasion in my peace if mind. Wondering if its possible to sue him for emotional unrest. I am already exhausted.
File your case against him and let's see how it goes...

I also have someone to sue

Meanwhile, The only remedy is time, yes time, forget therapy and others,It won't change a thing,
FamilyRe: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by mezico96(m): 9:50pm On Feb 22, 2021
Vickym1:
grin grin grin
I dey hail oo
I kaka-kant kum ed kee mysef grin
RomanceShe Killed Her Baby by mezico96(op): 9:44pm On Feb 22, 2021
Forget the topic and read this facts


To whom it may concern
Listen!
People don't need to know you are pregnant.Not having a baby shower won't kill you. Not parading your baby bump on social media won't deprive you of nothing. Learn from your baby, it is silent for 9 months and only cries when it is born! When you flaunt baby bumps, you attract NEGATIVE Human Spirits. Thoughts affect reality. Even God operates through the thought realm. 'I know the thoughts I have towards you,thoughts of good,not evil' -Jer 29:11. Not everyone has 'thoughts of peace' towards you. Protect yourself. Announce your births, not your pregnancy.
FamilyRe: Women Listen!! by mezico96(op): 9:33pm On Feb 22, 2021
donbachi:
They wont read it...u have should captioned it "men come and listen".
LOLgringringringrin
FamilyRe: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by mezico96(m): 9:29pm On Feb 22, 2021
Vickym1:
Since u're not the some men.. Relax then
Who said am not? Lol
Las Las I no marry, i believe it won't affect my 3square meals
FamilyRe: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by mezico96(m): 9:25pm On Feb 22, 2021
conscientionist:
There's no bad woman or good woman, woman is just woman. You just need to understand the nature of woman to know how it works.
Yo sai waht??

OYO
FamilyRe: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by mezico96(m): 9:21pm On Feb 22, 2021
fati2001:
you are you good?
grin fati my friend....of course I am, at least my mom and ex testified
If I can find a woman like me, then I have no problem

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