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RomanceRe: This My Girl At Even After She'll Say Sorry. by mezico96(m): 6:43pm On Apr 29, 2021
The worst is that if they post about their so-called male besties and you ask them, the will say "We're just friends"

Asif Me and Her were enemies before we started dating
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 9:18am On Apr 20, 2021
meenah04:
Lol be nice for once grin
The question is somehow na...cheesy
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 9:11am On Apr 20, 2021
sweetveek:
if i were the landlady,i won't allow such tenant sha,its too risky for others living there except the security in your area is tight
Very tight...
10pm is not late though, people still go about their activities and there's a lot of bars and hotels around there
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 6:22am On Apr 20, 2021
sweetveek:
wen u come 10pm, who go open gate for you?
I have my key
FashionRe: Memos Of A Fashion Apprentice(fashion Designing And Tailors) by mezico96(m): 11:24pm On Apr 19, 2021
NiklauseFred:
Wow! Ur boss is strict.
Are you still into the fashion stuff?
I don't see it that way though, he really encouraged me and he doesn't like mistakes...

And for now am not sewing, due to some health issues but I'm working my way back
FashionRe: Memos Of A Fashion Apprentice(fashion Designing And Tailors) by mezico96(m): 11:21pm On Apr 19, 2021
famora:
Private chat me
Sorry sir, I can for now but you can reach me on 08104154132
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 11:19pm On Apr 19, 2021
sweetveek:
sad wow,you leave home 7am and return 10pm and your landlady is okay with it?
Make una hear talk oo

I be her husbandhuh?
InvestmentRe: CRYPTO: Total Beginners' Guide On How To Get Started With Binance To A Pro Level by mezico96(m): 11:21am On Apr 17, 2021
Pls how much is the least to start with?
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 11:20am On Apr 17, 2021
Albertone:
Talk to her about releasing it only when you are back from work.
why will you be inconvenienced when you are paying rent?
Okay... I try to talk to her

Thanks
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 11:19am On Apr 17, 2021
babtoundey:
You too get yourself another wolf, a fiercer and vile one for that matter. If you can afford more than one, get two. Make sure your wolf(ves) are always in your company. If the wolf tries attacking you on your way back from work, set your own wolf(ves) at it and watch them devour it alive. simple something.
I don't really stay home, even on weekends... I leave by 7am and return 10 or 11pm

So keeping those things is just impossible
FashionRe: Memos Of A Fashion Apprentice(fashion Designing And Tailors) by mezico96(m): 10:50am On Apr 17, 2021
You are doing well bro... I can see you are a fast learner and pls accept criticism, it helps us improve.

I learnt same trade 2 years ago and seriously I been having issues with tops, why? because my boss don't allow us (the apprentice) to sew customers top, and I can't afford a machine for now to practice on my own

But am perfect in trousers(any type of trousers and short), like very perfect...
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 10:34am On Apr 16, 2021
It's been a while guys...
Pls I need epp oo

My landlady just bought a wolf she calls dog, me I don't really have a good story with that thing oo and I close late from work

By my calculation,she will free it at night, ahh, night oo, when am tired from work and will have no strength to even run, even if I try I can't outrun that thing.

Should I pack out or spend some fews days with that wolf, maybe we can understand each other

I don't want to be eaten as dinner
InvestmentRe: CRYPTO: Total Beginners' Guide On How To Get Started With Binance To A Pro Level by mezico96(m): 10:13am On Apr 16, 2021
iLegendd:
More or should I stop?
We need your kind in this country...
You never disappoint... blessings fall on you bro

MORE!!
RomanceRe: Will This Offer Tempt You? by mezico96(m): 10:44pm On Mar 17, 2021
NEVER!!!

I had a similar problem when I was plying my trade in abuja, a young guy aspiring to play professional football outside Nigeria, we were told that screening for U-17 national team will be kicking off and I saw that as an opportunity to showcase my talent, las las I passed the first and second round of screening only to be told that I have to pay a huge amount of money(not even for automatic selection) or a sponsor.

I couldn't afford it and my dad was not helping issues cus he sees football as rubbish. I met my coach for help and this man agreed in exchange for my ass, I declined and left, I had the longest night of my life, I was badly tempted to accept since it will be just once, the other me was asking what I'll gain if I give in to his demand or what if he takes my destiny.

I was tough but one of the sweetest decision I ever took, at least my ass is still intact, just imagine how painful it is to poo after eating strong eba, not to talk of something that can not break.

Its tempting but I can't

EFULEFU1:
A gay man approaches u with a brand new range Rover, storey building, 100, 000 US dollars cash and a dream job. The only condition is make 'love' with him once a week.

How will you react to this offer? grin
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 7:27pm On Mar 14, 2021
Lilytalks:
lol allow them to deceive you.
Na your deceive?
RomanceRe: Will You Pay Bride Price Of 3 Million For This Kind Of Lady? by mezico96(m): 10:04am On Mar 13, 2021
zoputa:
really?
Yes naw
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 9:34am On Mar 12, 2021
tot:
If you are good in Maths, then you can go the data analysis and programming route. You can explore the progm board for tutorials, there are also quite some experienced guys there who already do remote projects:
https://www.nairaland.com/programming

If you are on the creative side:
https://www.nairaland.com/graphics-video

Whichever route you go, it will require time and commitment.
Thanks ma'am
I believe it's a way forward for me
RomanceRe: Will You Pay Bride Price Of 3 Million For This Kind Of Lady? by mezico96(m): 8:55am On Mar 12, 2021
spoked:
My brother if you see this kind of lady, will you pay bride Price of 3 Million and above?

(1) Too beautiful and fair or chocolate.

(2) A virgin.

(3) A first class graduate from UI, UNN, OAU etc.

(4)Very loyal, very faithful and neat.

(5) Best graduating student in Masters Degree.

(6) God fearing.

(7) Very respectful and humble.

(cool A good cook of various dishes and snacks.

(9) A very elegant and sharp dresser.

(10) Having the most romantic and tender smiles

(11) Loves to play with you and look up to you.

(12) Dad is a millionaire and mum a professor.

(13) She has successful and beautiful/handsome siblings.

(14) Have a good history and background.

Will you pay such bride price if you have the money?
one pesin get all this features?

If na true I go add 2million to make it 5mill
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 7:37pm On Mar 08, 2021
Anything an o-level can do
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 5:44pm On Mar 08, 2021
tot:
Unfortunately, ignorance is bliss for a person who is unexposed.
Just the Programming section here alone, there's been multiple threads and discussions for software engineers, front and back end developers majority of who work remotely for companies not even based in Nigeria. Not to mention several instagram-based businesses that are home based, stock traders (many people made boatloads of money in GME stock just weeks ago) and many others. People have put in the hard work to achieve such flexibility in their work life, it did not come in a day.
Opportunities abound everywhere but a person who is ignorant and close minded can not see them.
Pls any suggestions for online jobs?
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by mezico96(m): 5:37pm On Mar 08, 2021
Only you dey fight everybody upandan. Girl, you get problem, you just never see person to tell you.
grincheesycheesy
BusinessRe: So, What Have I Done Wrong Again? by mezico96(m): 1:16pm On Mar 04, 2021
iLegendd:
The reason my last thread, where I revealed how to multiply your PayPal fund via Binance, was deleted is unknown to me. I revealed something worth 1 million.

After 4 years and some months on this forum, I have realized most of my meaningful threads, where I teach things that'll change lives, get deleted, but the ones I'm just catching cruise don't get deleted.

I can confidently say the following

1. The government doesn't want you to succeed.
2. The bank doesn't want you you to succeed.
3. CBN doesn't want you to succeed.
4. Nairaland, of all places, still doesn't want you to succeed.

Why doesn't the government want you to succeed?

If you make it financially, you'll be uncontrollable and above the law just like them.

When everyone in a country becomes above the law, the leaders feel threatened and powerless.

Money gives power, not just position. The government doesn't want you to have that power.

Why doesn't the CBN/bank want you to succeed?

It's because if you succeed, you'll become wiser and probably move most of your portfolio into digital currency like crypto.

They'll try to block all means to make sure you don't leave them to digital asset or become wiser with your money.

Why doesn't Nairaland like meaningful threads that'll change lives?

1. Meaningful threads don't get enough traffic.
2. Meaningful threads make you wiser and from there, you may start making money and if you start making money, you'll not have much time to be roaming around Nairaland fighting and abusing people.

Just imagine everyone on Nairaland is wise and is making money online. That means there will be no/less fight, abuses, and conflict. This will reduce the traffic and engagement on Nairaland.

So, what some of the mods do is to remove threads that will make you wiser than you currently are.

Truth be told, they are doing the right things because if you and everyone come get sense now come dey make money online, you go dey too occupied with money making and won't be bothered with all the fun and drama anymore and if this happens, Nairaland will lose traffic = less money.

Nairaland is a business and the owner doesn't want to lose money even though he acts as if he doesn't care about money.

In summary, the government, CBN, bank, Nairaland, etc. are all businesses and they are all after more money and dominance while keeping you poor and dependent on them.

They don't want your financial freedom. As I said earlier, they are doing the right things. It's left with you to also do the right things.

Everyone on Earth is doing the right thing — it all depends the angle you're viewing it from.

So, I'm not angry my meaningful thread yesterday was deleted, I'm only angry only 1,000 people viewed that thread before it was deleted. I won't repost, but be rest assured I turned 93k to 105k in less than 1 minute.

If I had used the 105k to buy a coin/crypto on Binance, the money will multiple to 200k in days or weeks — depending on the person's crypto trading ability.

So, no one gives a f*ck about you and people will do anything possible to hoard information from you. You may even be shocked another Nairalander reported that thread to be deleted because I revealed the exact information they are using to enrich themselves for free.

People are just wicked and I think it's not their fault — it's my fault.
I've been following your thread since I came across you on NL and its been educative and eye-opening... I really want to learn from you.

God bless and empower you
LiteratureRe: The Crazy CEO Episode 1 by mezico96(m): 12:34pm On Mar 04, 2021
Ma balance for first sit... This one go sweet
Ride on OP grin
AutosRe: Features Of Genesis GV80: The Car That Saved Tiger Woods' Life by mezico96(m): 12:17pm On Mar 01, 2021
NiklauseFred:
Religion don full this one brain cheesy[sup][/sup]
You think so?
RomanceRe: Have Your Junior Sibling Beaten You Before? Come In by mezico96(m): 2:15pm On Feb 27, 2021
Nah...but I fear my immediate younger sister oo, am taller than her, but she is bigger than me... the thing is, she is quick to apologize for her mistake but once she does you better not talk about it anymore..

We don't fight but the scar she gave me is still on my skin till date, that girl hard gon, she don't mind shooting you when provoked.I call her sadist aka PANDA

Surprisenly her husband is skinny and tall like me...just waiting for the day he'll come with his people that my sister beat him up
RomanceRe: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 10:34am On Feb 27, 2021
ShawttySoFyne:
I don't want to remember that terrible day.
i was faster than Usain Bolt that day
Aunty pls remember oo

We want to hear
RomanceRe: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 10:12am On Feb 27, 2021
I use to like dogs oo but now ehn, if I see one coming towards me I change direction... if I was younger na different case
RomanceRe: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 10:09am On Feb 27, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
I am currently studying animal health technology, one day me and one junior doctor went to treat a dog in the client's house, as we got there, I was expecting to see one of his German Shepherd or Rottweiler ( the ones he regularly brings to the clinic )the mfvcker started growling as if we been get quarrel before as I stretched my neck to see the breed, ladies and gentlemen na heavy Caucasian dog i see oh worst part is, the gateman told us his name is kratos ( I mean who gives a dog kratos as name ), as we were contemplating on who will take his parameters the fvcker broke the tiny little chain he was restrained with, before I could say aminu tambuwa, junior doctor has scaled the fence, I started running inside the compound with the beast close to my tail bone, I got betrayed by my shoe lace at the backyard of the compound and fell, I thought death has finally come, to my greatest surprise the beast came on me with playing gestures ( dog breeders will understand ), I tamed the beast and started playing with it, the gateman and doctor thought he has finally killed me. The doctor later climbed down from the fence and saw me playing with the beast, he begged me not to say a word about it in the clinic .
Haha hahaha...mama meya lolzzz
RomanceRe: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 9:28am On Feb 27, 2021
smart1204:
so u mean I should do the same if facing the same situationhuh cos I no get dat kind mind oo
OYO...don't say nobody told you cos I just did
RomanceRe: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 9:21am On Feb 27, 2021
ProphetofOdin:
Lolzzzzz. Ur experience is funny. Dogs have charged at me on 3 different occasions but I stood my ground and look straight into their eyes and they backed down. I think being a dog trainer also helps to understand their behaviour and how to deal with it.
Ehn...I use to own a dog before too, but if they call those creatures dog, then what I trained is rat oo
RomanceRe: Dog Done Chase You Before? Come in by mezico96(op): 9:14am On Feb 27, 2021
After my waec I decided to learn handiwork, I met with one of my dad's friend who is into wiring of building(light connect) though deep down I really don't like it cos I fear electric like mad...e get why

----Back to the topic

After so many weeks of apprenticeship, On this fateful day my oga took me and his senior apprentice to this beautiful house for maintainance, as we knocked on the gate, the barking(dogs) I heard,(from previous experiences) I moved back to where my boss parked his car and stood there, he told me not to be scared that those dogs are in their cage...>>for my mind>>>....O.Y.O, GOODLUCK to them)

Lo and behold... When my boss opened the gate(guys lemme explain what I saw...Abnormal people will call it Dog, but what came out of that house is no dog, if you see the size and height, it was two lions and one leopard, if not wolf, very big).

Why will someone even keep beasts at home??!

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This lion&leopard/wolf started chasing us, I enter the car and pinned the luck, my boss and the other guy ran to the car but I'm not crazy enough to open it na... Abi if nah you, u go open am? Me that is too skinny, they will just...

Na so one of the dog bite my oga for nyash , the man shout like small pikincheesycheesy, the other apprentice done take off follow another direction grin...

That was the last day I followed them oo, I had to quit, no, I fired myself n applied for another job

I can't be risking electricution and dog bites in one work.

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