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Please anyone with past questions should send to mary.olorunyomi001@gmail.com
Thanks

PointZerom:
All the hustles, sleepless nights, risks, insults received, money spent etc.......all rubbished and waisted by a bullet from an illiterate. When I think about all these, WATER RUAWAY MAA EYES!

Away Away! Water runaway my eyesss
Are you from uniport?

morbeta:
Why are people failing to see magun+2 at work.

If it was magun,the woman would be alive na
Only the man would be dead

brainpower:
If Uniport is not in this list then it means the NUC should take away their accreditation.
ABSU is really fast to me.

Uniport aii slow ooo
Would have been done with second semester exam by now if not for the ASUU strike

Chai Super Mario and Contra ooooo Played both games with my sisters The games were up to 300,came with our old VCD I've forgotten d names of the other games

Me: hello are you good at algebra?
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Him: why
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Me: I want you to replace my X without asking Y
#Copied

Kinkale:
I know the first person.. Fernandez.. Jesus!!

one of the finest gospel artist in eleme.. ministered in my church youth concert sef!! that driver deserves death I swear

Bishop right?? Don't know him personally buh I've been seeing posts about him on my FB lately. So sad!

Hmmm
Sometimes I can't even tell people I'm from kogi state
Bello no de try at all o
Everytime kogi is always on news for one bad thing or the other
God help us oo

12,500 eeeh na wa oo
When uniport protested last year April
Our own was just 5k
And we bin de complain sef
Upon say dem over damage sch. Stuffs

iyke649:
Anyways its a byegone. I'm sure u've been able to get over it. Have you been able to secure another pet yet?

Nope,not yet

iyke649:
Sure for ignorantly starving d little cat to death. Tell me What happened to google? or seeking help from a professional vet Dok?.How will you feel if u don't eat for a day?

I didn't starve the cat. Infact I had to make the cat eat it food most times... Buh it was obvious the cat wanted some other food instead though it was still able to eat a few quantity. I should have googled it too... Well that's a lesson now. Thanks.

Kenneth205:
Sorry dear!

Thanks dear

iyke649:
[color=#000099][/color]Ewwwwww. I feel like sueing you ryt now

How bad it was...

RichieDaVinci01:
He has his room See what this one is saying

Yes! Our store served the same purpose as the cat's room. You thought I wanted to say we had a special room for the cat? I wished it had such room but I'm the only one that loves keeping cats as pet... Others sees the cat as something for killing the rats that were disturbing us then. If you don't have something reasonable to say don't quote me please.

I just remembered my pet,a cat. It was a baby cat. I loved it... I love touching its soft body. Baby cat couldn't eat most of the food it was given because we didn't know the best food for baby cat. We never bothered to find out (I still blame myself for this). Baby cat died on the 25th of dec last year. I cried seriously...the bond we shared was broken... I remember it wanted to enter my room a night to the day my cat died but I didn't allow him in because he has his own room. I felt sad because I think I would have prevented his death if I had allowed him in my room. We just woke up the next morning and saww Baby cat half dead. It's was a sad day for me.

That was what hapened in uniport too
April 11 #BlackMonday
Chai I won't forget that day oo
Although it led to the death of a student
We went on break for about 2 months
Then paid 5k as damages

Awwn my Baptist brethren
RA and Lydia rocks
Beautiful couple
Congrats in advance

KardinalZik:
No be una impose am on una sef?

Faleke will be laughing at your cries right now.

Are you from Kogi state?
That's the only question I can ask you!

What is this man saying gan?
Hunger haff finished people in my state
And you're talking about boko haram
Pay salaries you no gree
My parent haven't been paid since last year
Well,if not for God the enemies would have wanted a lot of people to go hungry
This Gov is just vexing me

iRep uniport
iRep humanities
iRep LCS...

badblackman:
Since UNIPORT go strike, I Don promise my self say I no go read anything even Film subtitles...So, somebori should read and summarize biko...I no fit shout

Hehehe we de here together. unique uniport pikin lol

calculator123:
ok,but the police said nobody was killed.who do we believe? .

ofcourse they are trying to cover up their deeds
are you a student of uniport?
if yes, you should know better
if no, you better not believe most of the news posted online esp by the sch authorities and securities

calculator123:
do you know him.

not in person tho

RIP Comr Peter.Uniport will forever remember you and the aluta spirit you potrayed that made away with your precious soul
***No more, no more
for many thousand yearss..
there will be no more weeping...
no more, no more
for many thousand years...
**sobs**

jejemanito:
Did I just see UNIPORT 36k
OP you be confirm comedian LWKMD

omoh I was about talking o when I saw ur post year 1 I paid #89,150 (2014/2015) wonder how OP got his own figure faa

1. THE OGBOLOGBOS. These ones have okpolo(open) eyes....They have been in Uniport for donkeys years and they never get admitted. They hv gone through basic, certificate over n over again and their academic fruitlessness are now romancing with futile academic stagnancy. They knw virtually everything about Uniport...u just can't deceive dem BUT they dnt hv the Sacrosanct identity called "MATRIC NUMBER". 2. D'YOUNG SHALL GROW. Hmm these ones have secondary school written all over their naive physiognomies. Their hairdo is either a "lowcut" or "that poff poff thing".They have "Puberty" written all over their frontal and posterior contours. They r still trying 2 acclimatize with the university system...They just walk sheepishly around d school with JambPastQ in their phalanges & Sandals on their feet and admire "Unique students"...in their minds they'r like....."chai...wen am i gona wear dat skirt oo.....chai see dat girl's hair...e no fine...e fine....e no fine....e fine.....e no long.....e long............ah ah watapiiiiiiiiiin? 3. D' BOLOS. Hmmm these ones are modernized "odes"....they don't knw anything and they will never ask Questions.......u'll see them in choba campus looking for ICTC building....u'll see dem at abuja campus looking for U&C bank....and they'll never ask questions. They end up falling prey into d hands of uniport scavengars......Bolos be wise "always ask questions". 4. TUTORIAL MUMUS. These ones circumnavigate from one tutorial class to the other instead of sitting down ti read their JambPastQ. They are specialists at wasting money. hey! mumu go and read on your own. Anything u didnt knw before now is gone. stick with wat u already knw and dnt get ur cranial cavity more complicated. 5. PRAYER WARRIORS. Hmmmm.....these ones are suffering from spiritocratic olodoism and apostolic prostitutionism. They are scalar quantities that go for all church programs with just one prayer point...."Admission". More often than not; they usually end up in brother felix or brother prosper's room and the upward and downward motionism is instigated powerfully. 6. THE LOOKU LOOKU GALS. These ones have the talent of lookery. They will look at you until u feel like subliming.They'r mostly beautiful tho.. Earlier today, a postume lady accosted me...oh! my gush...I revere her for her unprecedented guts...She said hi..(with a sweet dovey sonorous voice) I am Tricia a postUme student. Are you free? can u show me around??i'm kinda new here. For few seconds, I was lost...it was unfathomable and mehn she was damn beauteous. In my mind I was like; Wat if I was a "badt guy"?? as the thought was running through my mind, she broke in and said dnt worry...my spirit said I shud trust you....I fear small sha o ....buh I really enjoyed the company...twas really extraordinaré. 7. OYA SHAKE BODY GALS. Hmmm these ones eh... body just dey sweet dem....they hv no idea wat they came for. They just paint their fish eyes and lips, looking like onitsha masquerades... They just walk to and fro the campus community, with their accentuated anatomical gluteal contours and edges, shaking their behinds in a ruthless mannerism and impulsively craving the testeronal indulgence of the sons of men. They just want to have a Uniport boyfriend by fire, by yansh, by force. UNA GO GET BELLE OOOOO....... TO BE CONTINUED.......... Goodluck with ur exams all the same. You are all welcome.. but be careful, dem dey borrow person penis and vagina 4 dis jungle o............SHINE YA EYESSSSSSS!!!! By:Ndubueze Endie Umunna. Meds nd surg. Uniport.

na wa oo come to uniport you will know this one is better sef