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lwkmd. Una dey live for different continents? how can you see your girlfriend once every three weeks? if you guys don't have some long distance wahala involved, i think it's rather odd, just my opinion though

^_^ go and cook food for them so that we can celebrate the end of our relationship and the beginning of theirs

Jokes aside though, the problem is not between me and the girl, unless she was like my friend, and i knew her before the guy, in which case na her i go face first. if it's some random chick that i don't know, then the wahala will be exclusively between me and my man. I was raised around non violent women, momsi and grandmomsi do not "do" violence, they look down on it and it has rubbed off on me, so most likely i will just jeje and go to another room to calm down somehow. Or just leave the house for them, When he's ready to explain himself, he will find me, hehe i will not inflate anybodys ego by fighting for them o! I cannot be fighting for somebody that is not fighting for me

About breaking it off completely, that is relative, it depends on the relationship, if it's somebody you've been dating for three months and it's still largely chilled out, i could move on sharpish, but if it's serious gan, ah, you go think am nau, being realistic, i suppose.sebi the ideal long term partner is expected to be "understanding"


i for wan make baseball bat connect with pesin face shaaaaa, i will be painting that scene in my head ehn, just enjoying it in private

rhymz:
Hahahaha, Am not surprise,d second name of white ppl is "Bizzare",make Una no surprise very soon one weird white doctor go com give one weird scientific xplanation to OK am.
Yeye mother,she no go ask her 13yr nympho which egyptian bobo don pop her cherry,instead she dey make very dumb claim.Of all d toto wey dey inside d pool na her 13yr toto na im d mysterious sperm hijack.D sperm waka pass her virginal wall without any force or obstruction go fertilize egg wey dey im own jeje for d ovary,men! It's either dis woman is too dumb to see d stupidity of her claim or she's incredlebly stupid.

^^LMAO!! my sentiments exactly, why did the renegade sperm see only her apparently holy vagina to enter? abi the next step in the womans plan is to claim immaculate conception?say her pikin wan born the next Jesus?

Personally, i don't have patience for that kind of drama, but since you can cope with it, just find a way to reassure him that you will never cheat on him, and that he should try and express his love for you in other, less surveillance-type ways

an illusion

Demi's dres looks nicer, Paris looks all wrong. Anyone else notice her freaky spray tan? it stops at her wrists like a sleeve! and her legs look all freakish,

They also both chose to pair the dress with Christian Louboutins, na by force? una already dey wear the same dress!

bikini waxing=ouch! threading=not bad at all!! i thread my eyebrows myself and it works out great, takes some getting used to i guess.

I miss staying up all night talking to M on the phone,

I miss D's bed time stories, dammmn

I miss making out with A, we couldn't keep our hands off each other

I miss nothing about Y

I miss everything about O, even if he's such a huge idiot

They all have their good qualities, i can't ignore that because we parted ways,

All Bran!! jokes, it's disgusting, tastes like cardboard.

Honey Loops!!! and Weetabix Minis, now those are yum

The whole party rice flavour, i think, comes from the fact that for weddings and huge parties, a lot of people cook the rice on firewood, and it gives it that delish aroma, like food when i go to the village , and YUM recipes + pics btw!

biko speeik heengrish!

honeric01:
Na yam

maybe o, because no be beans at all!!!

don't worry, i wee bring pullhovah and shokolate, hand d cash, but e wee not plenty o! and hai wee buy pafyoom too

hai av not retun back na, so chillax, wen i come i wee bring cloth and plenty fine fine dress , what es do you want?

HAY you boys! you this girl! are you trying me?

where is Gamine oooooo! i've missed this thread,

you see, hai went to hovaseez to d yoo-ni-va-si-ti to read kom-pyoo-tah

then one naija film i watched, muma gee said there will be[b] reshufflement[/b] in the cabinet,

legalize it, and i will advertise it!!!! not my words o!, Bob Marley, couldn't resist,

i guess it's okay if it's not abused, liike alcohol, afterall, na God make am, no be say na drug wey dem cook for lab , na herb

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Some ladies store it using such names as mumu
or in case where they have them in multiple,
they simply put it as Mumu1, Mumu2 Mumu3 etal

loool! i was out with some people today, and one girl was with her friends phone when it rang, she goes, "erm, moneybag is calling", chaiii! guys have suffered ooo!, then there was this guy who had from kokolet1-kokolet10 on his phone,

back to the topic though, i usually store it as just his name, all these sugarbunch and honeypie things are just not me, , i'll probably put some "meaningful" ringtone to make up for the lack of fancy name

@Goodass, hour see-two-ei-shuns har holmos see-milla, but mai own is that my moto jammed the heroplen, don't ax me ow it appund, all i we say is that my dry-fah don't use to hia word

@Gamine, correct!! trow de pati, make all of us come jolly i wan to shop ca-O peppersoup o!

Hanita baker we fit me weh weh o, d more i tink habout it,

do you know what i had on the redyo today? wan pastor said "it's not as if you come to chush to have fond", i nearly piss mai pant,

how about people that go, "hey you gyal/boy", or"gerraway you"

Pounded yammmmm!! with egusi soup and snails and fish and, i can't go on mehn, salivating too much, and all of you didn't help either with your previous posts, person go just siddon in front of computer dey salivate, haba!, ehnehn, where was i? pounded yam with my popsis banga soup with catfish (bloooooodofJesus that thing is too good to be true), pounded yam and Ogbono soup (only when i cook it o! no one else seems to cook it right for me), ekpang kukwo,roasted sweet potato + fish + that wikid pepper sauce the bole women in PH make, and this moin-moin looking thing that my neighbour makes with overripe plantain and corn, can't remember the name, but gaddemn, and naturally, yam and stew that has plenty "tozzo" inside yum!

Don't like ewedu soup someone told me that maybe the one i ate wasn't good, me i no know o, but i wasn't impressed, oh and i cannot stand all these silly pieces of dry fish inside beans, as soon as i feel a bone, i loose my appetite

@Disguy,, mehnnn! like the jobless police men/women that are assigned to shell R.A, na so dem go yan say "yes, i work in shell", mchuu

baby Jins, norratoll, Gamine is mai pesinal pesin naw

lol @ National cake, National moin moin nko?

ooh, and this is post number 419 on this topic, by the way , na only for my turn wey e go be like that o, *hisss

Goodass, wash the tee-vee wellu wellu so you can te us what ha-pooned

Gamine, i was won-daring weda we can fiss wiff-on y we are dia?personally, i wan to fiss shut up and drive

@Dis guy, lol, no mind us o, errything is very unfortunate

@Goodass, mai fren, eye tink i we tek your ad-vaiys an weeya mai trenas, moss of these pipo mis-hundastand dat my hummer jeep is not a sign of lack of hum-boo-ness

@Gamine, my sista, i follow and taya, let us go to SALOON and do our hair and pent our nels wit ko-tess.it we be very fye, then we can go and flex, you know, usual paroles, then we can buy mista bizz raize an shikin wen food starts to hungry us.

it's or-eye-t, i we juss use ten toes and come. I don't wan you to be intimidated by my rishes

hmm! by the time i buss bottle for your head, that mouth wey you dey sharp any-how go run 440 commot, who are you to be questioning my hoo-mility?

so it's my bee-ehm-double yoo that is making you disbelief me? okay, i we dash you that one and use my hummer jeep instead

@baby Jinx, no mind us o

oh, so because i want to be HUM-BOOL, you are trying me?

oya, i we come in my bee-emu-double yoo, it has otomatik transmission too, and it is tear rubba too

Crackles, i thought i was the one lending you the shoes? , abi isn't it you that has the pants?

me, i am coming to school in my 504 peej-oat tomorrow, so that jealousy will do all of you

oooh, na i have to fine all mai boos that i have throw away, who sent you work?