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hehe, i'm so guilty! i can't help it! when i'm into someone, i have no problems whatsoever with PDA's, as long as it doesn't get steamy to the point where it makes people aruond uncomfortable, so it's usually around people you know, or where there aren't too many people, or a formal setting, the usual kissing and hugging and hand holding, someone was saying her boyfie used to twist boobs? ewooo! that's tew much!!!

hmm, why on earth not? if the person is responsible, able to take care of me, of a family, loves me and i love him right back and is just right in every area that matters, why the hell not?, am i mad to overlook practical things because of such little thing? will i be better off walking away froma Mr.perfect that's a smoker to walk into the arms of Mr.Mediocre that's a non-smoker? abeg, ya'll should get realistic here, the smoking thing is a little blip on the radar, which could be dealt with,and compromises could be made, if the smoking bothers the girl so much,

*scraches chin thoughtfully*, you know, i could, date a cultist, that is, But it depends on the person as an individual, it might be fun while it lasts, but it can't get more serious than just dating, because i have standards when it comes to thinking of marrying a person. and a person who feels that they need to be "accepted" or "among" a group to be "a somebody", mehn, that's just issues, i like a man that don't feel like he needs that to handle his own, hope that makes sense,

i was very pleasant surprising when i comes back here and seeing that all of you is still here embarass yourselves with the way you is spoking wrong english. i is still laugh here very very well!!

@ Maedan, ah, i see, i see, lol@ brotha I'm Fair and proud, , oh and totally agee wiv the rice and beansillustration, it's not good or bad, it's just different!

@Maedan, ah, easy now, this one that you're dissin based on skin colour, shuuuu!coal or snow, it has nothing to do with the persons behaviour, which at the end of it, is all that really matters, and the dude thats talkin bout coour domination, haba!

on to the topic, although it's not binding in any way, if i'm asked, i'd say i luuuvvv me some daaaark skinned brotha, there's just something ultra sexy bout it, and inaccordance with the cliche that i've noticed here, i'm light skinned, really, opposites attract huh? lol!

hmm, i've actually been in a relationship wiv a weed smoka, he never smoked around me sha, so the smell never got to bother me, and he was never high around me,

i'd stick wiv him tho, if its serious, because from the explanation the poster gave, the weed thing is not messin with his life in any way, so as long as the person uses responsibly, i dont see the big deal ohhhh!

in the immortal words of Bob Marley, legalize it, and i will advertise it looool!

on the topic, er, im indifferentish, i have heard tho, that its a relaxin sorta thing and makes people chiiiiiiiiled out, that cant be a bad thing, surely??

abeg joh, make them legalize am sef, God knows that it will create jobs for growers and sellers

Tampons!!! i continually bless the day i started using them. The whole pad thing was beginning to gross me out so much that i considered gettin on birth control just so i didnt have to face my period! i mean seriously, with the pad, even if you go to pee, thers er yucky yucky blood everywher, but when you use a tampon, you can go through your entire period witout even seeing blood, for me, the tampon thing is just so much more sanitary, and its rare to er, spring a leak with them on, something that continually happens with pads,

and then thers the comfort issue, the pad, you just feel the bloody thing all day, it rudely reminds you of its presence every time you take a step, sit down, stand up, grr, too much bulk!

the tampon, on the other hand, when properly inserted is completelu comfortable and un-noticable! the trick is to put it in right, and you dont feel a thing!! and you can run around, swim, climb, anything! and its not an inconveinience, and all this talk about it being painful of disvirgining people, haba! una don see what youre talkin about before? the thing is small ohhhh! and as far as i know, nobody was born with a sealed vagina, so the space is very incredibly adequate for a tampon to go in without complicatons,

all in all sha, me likey tampons because they are so damn clean! thats my number one reason!

my friend sharrrrrap

that one makes me laugh ehn! the "my friend" part is so Naija!

LMAO!! you guys are observative joh! the one that kills me is the unecessary part two's, ah ahn, then the whole movie will be flashbacks of part one,

another one is unecessarily long useless scenes, case in point : girls court, abi na cult, they spent like 12 minutes showin them driving down one road, i fast foward the thing tire!! and all the party scenes them too effin long and unecessary!

laffin at the Jim Iyke harrasin female leads, no be small ohh! then before the infamous ban, it was like they signed it somewhere, if stella Damascus is female lead, RMD will be male lead, if Jim Iyjke is male lead, Rita Dominic must be female lead, haba!

ooh,then how about the non existent editing? i was watchin one movie and heard serious wiiiiind blowin the mic,

LOL @ dryer instead of hang it in the sun, for some reason that one is makin me laugh harder than others!

all of you is making me laugh!. because as some of us is spoking wrong grammer in purpose so as to causing laugh, some of them are spoke it like serious thing.Me for instance, i am spoke this as serious somthing i is not look for how to making anybody laughing,

guarantee

my own is that i cannot see two meters in front of me. im blind like bat, wait! i just checked, its one meter, grr, everything is fuzzy! ive been rockin glasses for quite a while, but sometimes, you just need to be unobstructed mehn, so i got contacts, clear ones, yea its a hassle getting them on and off, and cleaning and maintenance, but when you get used to it.youll wonder how you did without, and even forget that you have them on!

used to wear coloured ones before, green ones, looked ultra nice oh! im light skinned so it looked rather natural, made my eyes dry out a lot tho,

hmm, i dont use much make-up to start with (have nevr used foundatoin in my life!), but it depends on where im going to, if its nowhere serious, then i can just wash and moisturize my face and im out!, but its usually a bit of gloss and mascara, barely noticable, but it makes all the difference, before people will be lookin at me like like wharrahell? lol, cuz people tend to do that, especially other girls, theyll even be askn you if anythiong happened,

end story shaa, is yea, i can do it and notin go do me

@ DaHitler, eyelids??!!!! una get pikshure?, *eyes wide open in amazement*

teehee, depends on the occasion sha, its annoying to have pantylines showing, its just one kind, and thongs are the next thing to goin commando , have em all sha, dont see what the drama is about, underwear na underwear, just like ive heard people condemning people as "bad" bcuz dem get black pant, free me joh, its ridiculous!!

@ Ultim8 Ryda, it is, isnt it ?? looool! and im in PH, what direction are you pointing me in?

hehe, this post na wa oh!the first three pages are bout stretch marks and flabby middles, lemme close my mouth for now, until i attain jessica alba abs and halle berry stretchmarklessness, i no dey diss wetin im guilty of , what i lack in ther i make up for , the compensation is overadequate sef!!!! but eh, all them women lookin 23months pregnant? HABA! and then they inisit on wearin lycra al over the place, mehn respect yourselves oh!

on to other thangs!! feet. my friend and i have couned a term, "farmfeet". some chicks have NASTEE feet, ok, ok its not their fault, but it is in their power to not emphasise it, but do they listen? nooooo! na dem rock sandals pass, eeeeew!

weird make up is also irritating, what in the name of GOD is silver or blue lipstick lookin for on your mouth? and those ones that paint eyebrows that are perpendicular to their eyes, what are they thinking!? wooly legs are also eyebrow raising, i mean, serrriously! is shavin stick expensive??

then the usual body odour, mouth odour thing, eeek!

this is just my opinion shaaaa

MC, youre a saviour!!! the first pic is spot on!!

God Forbid BAD thing! the girl is waWA now, all these people insisting that she's good looking, i dey suspect una oh! forget the HEADNESS of the chick, the whole fact is just wowo all over, dhaemn shez HOOGLY, grrrrr!, body is ayt, but she shud loose the head, Neyo's sister or not, *shudders*

hmm, i'd usually say Boxers ohhh, but as dreeldee said, una c d guys arsenal? if i find boyfie wey look like that, na onlt pant im go wear oh!!! LOL!

i like boyshorts for myself though, they are so goshdarn cute!!!

Foto, did you send sumin?? cuz my mailboxno gree show me anything oh! u sure you sent it to the right place? abi hotmail dey beef me i no know?

imho, abortion is murder, full stop! it is the pre meditated killing of a living thing, a living human thing, and bcuz its still small doesnt make it less deserving of life, so yea, it is murder,


i wont judge anyone for having one though, depending on the circumstances in which they got pregz, if it was thru rape, then maybe (personally, i no send, i go born that pikin! i dont know what plans god had when he allowed me to get pregnant as a result), but if na you open your leg and got pregnant? you have no effin right mehn, you knew what you wer doing and thers no reason why another being should pay with its life, abi na the foetus appear for dream beg you make you "do" ??

ah INDOMIE hands down! chicken, peppersoup or onion, you dont even need to cook it mehn, soak am for hotwater chop (yes, hunger does things to a person, )

kaiii i LOVE garlic! especially wiv chicken, yum! the smell of it makes me hungreee!! dont even understan how it irritates people oh,

meanwhile what stANKs to high heaven, apart from all them ogiri or whteva (eew!) is stockfish, i mean i like it oh, but seriously!! that ish stinks!!

how person go take hand chop salad? una don crae for nairaland oh!!!

as for eba and poundo :d, hand na.wetin concern trailer with railway?, it doesnt taste the same wiv cutlery, i swear!!!!

kool! me likey, more than the yellow actually, meanwhile on that same thread i posted a question, cant re-type here, maybe youcould start wiv the answers?? meanwhile are you on yahoo messenger?

hmm all these people that are spendin hundreds of thousands of foreign currency, i commot cap for una oh!! let my luck shine so i can afford to as well, Seun dude, na wa oh, you no go buy better thing with that money? aka a powerbike!! , e go enter oh,

the most expensice accesories i own, i fink i have like 3 15,000 Naira shoes, i still dey look dem dey laff, 15k? for SHOES? in Naija? no blame me sha, dem fine scata! lol, and my glasses, who sent me to buy Fendi frames, i dont know, they cost 22,000Naira, dont have a watch yet, but im budgeting like 18k for a swatch at the end of this year, i dont like to drop for accesories sha, i wanna get a bike real soon, so maybe na thr i go finish all my money, boots, helmet, gloves, kit, (all these ones na accessory abi? lol)

@ iice and MC, i feel wuved!! lol, hugs all around!!

and what i really really really want to do is gt a weave (for the first time ever!) and do one of the hair 'do's Rihanna has been rockin! the Umbrella one, the onei n the shut up and drive vid, or the one in the take a bow vid, they all HAWT!! but i cant cut my hair in that style, cuz it will just poof up and look wrooong! lol,

the only snag is that i cant seem to get a satisfactory pic of it!! the closest i came to wha i liked oas Viki Bechams asymetrical cut (have ya'll seen it!??!), oh well, so if you came across, please put up pics!! b4 i come outta the salon lookin like "wharrahell happened to her?!" lol