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Baby Jinx:
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Rotflmao!!!! I swear we need a book for this!!! This is Hilarious stuffs

Lmao@ at nairaland keeping you up. Me. . . I've stopped trying to I pretend I can give it up and the worst part. . . I've dragged my cousin into it. She used to be the voice of reason, now both of us are lost causes.  

No kiddin! every hour, i tell myself that i'm logging out, it's adddddictive sometimes!!

oh, and i noticed "stuffs" was in italics, am i correct to assume that it bothers you as well?!!! have lots of friends that say it and it makes me want to tear my hair out!!! stuff[b]s[/b] ke? lol

if una make book, i go buy am o!

@Gamine, ah,.NEPA took light in my own house o

my sista, i cannot lie, na juss na i come here, i read and crashed all day because this nairaland of a thing kept me up till like 4 am!! na, is your tun, juss lie and te me that you were browse

@Baby Jinx  

@Gamine, yells o! we we put all hour cloth,like my segzy alter neck top, and even sezzier lay-mon coloured trozzis, and my jello loh-fahs (loafers)

@Sammy, do you know who i am? infat, call dat oga na na na, we have to block

when we go to ovaseaz, we we put our cloth in a great big boss

rotflmao! you hit a sore spot with that one!!! janding ke?

me i we be exin Naija very soon

mo-ZIS, dunno where gra gra came from o! but one of my friends refers to infatuation as innitial gra gra

@Plus queen, my stomach is turning me too

@ Gamine, rotflmao! what is strong with you, LOL!!, so you're asking me ehn, i hav vess, i won't buy you that poh-low(polo, the naija synonym for t-shirt) i was looking at in the maket week before last,

ooh,and still on names, Christy-anna

jaySEEKER?rotflmao! toMUST too, chai, myKEH, mazzimilan, abiGEL, vay-roh-knee-kah,

and following the "you have the ODASITY to talk to me" theme,

you have the GODS to talk to me like that? (no be guts o, na GODS)

e lizard beth? Gamine, you won't kill me ooooo! lmao!, anTOnia, doRATTY, day-BO-RAH

@McCrackles, although multi coloured satin pants make me very concerned for you, i could still lend you the shoes if you want something to go wiv the pants

how about the butchery of English names?when names with one syllable magically become two syllable words?

may-REE
day-VID
jay-NET

and "fek" when they want to say "fork"

and nARves instead of nERves, e.g "that boy gets on my NARVES"

new buys include an outsize handbag i luvv it! and it's really practical for travelling, no need to have you hands full of stuff

now, the ultra new buy, that i'm loving to bits are a pair of Nine West satin sandals, i'm in lust , for the record, this would be the first pic i put up on nairaland, yes, i love them that much

lololol! that whole "dress" thing used to confuse me o!, and "wee" too, e.g "wee you come to my ous ness tomorrow?" LOL!!

all these hembrazzing things people say 

wow!! Gamine has sexxxxy eyes/eyebrows, really nice babe!

i'm in the thick eyebrows club, not that it's like Colin Farrels own o! but they aren't pencil thin either, they are naturally shaped really okay, so the tweezing that needs to be done is very minimal, just to get rid of those adventurous strands that think it's brave of them to venture upwards, or towards my eyelid, nanshens!

@Epstitch, fanks for the tips!! they are really helpful

@Gamine, na wa o!! Judy Dench na personwey you dey call "girl" ?!!!

@Mad Max

Gamine and Baby Jinx, you guys won't kill me here o! see me shedding tears because of you, Lizzen, Lixten, sixter blezzin, rotflmao!!!, kai, but Lixten is the worst of all of them!!


ooh, how about melicin for medicine? or merrisin in fact,

then i've heard someone say hox for horse

@KarmaMod, "Mathew 6:7

But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking"

Tolded them!!! , are they clapping to get God's attention?

and lol @ "animals in the middle of a stampede"

GooseBaba:
Amebo and the rest don dey take center stage in disguise as God's work.

looool! if you follow dem you go come realize say e be like say God no know how to be God again o! because all these rules and instructions wey dem dey share around in Gods name, God no stamp approval o!, the part that gets to me sha, is the importance they attach to all these ceremonies. They value the ceremonies so much that they loose touch with the truth and what is really important, and that's sad

Baby Jinx:
Another one that irks me is the over pronouncing of words like saying subTul.

hehe, and lisTin for Listen

how thoughtful of him

rotflmao @ GooseBaba's comment, especially the part where Ushers go dey motion you wiv strong eye "common will you clap your hand!", LOL, you sure say dem no dey do am? they + all those amebo women that like to feel like God's right hand man, abi na woman?

This one you're so concerned, howfa naw?

"Skelentin", for "Skeleton"

LOL@ the superghetti one!

LOL, those first shoes have a certain WTF quality to them.

the water bottle shoes, hmm, after innitial laughter, it's sadness i felt o!looking past the picture and wondering if it's for laughs, or na so condition do the person

the last picture is the closest one, the rows at the back that is,

i really like the way it looks and all, but lord it leaves me semi bald! had the prettiest braids on like three weeks ago, took them-and most of my front hair out, ran faaast to the salon to get my hair conditioned so it can start its healing process

well of course it sounds stupid, that's the whole point, mchu

and yes, sleep dey catch me, ehnen? na crime?

I have no idea why these things make me laugh when people say them, but they just do, so far, i've heard

"wetin concern agbero with overload?"

"wetin concern ostrich with plaiting of hair?"

"wetin concern fish with raincoat?"

"wetin concern fish with bicycle?"

"wetin concern trailer with railway?"

, would like to hear what you guys have to offer,

jaymobb:
if clapping don tire u then go and buy whistle and start blowing

LOL^^

buh, shuo, what does clapping of hands really have to do with anything? it's like clap oh, but it shouldn't be that enthusiasm while clapping= proof that you love God. ah, i understand what Gamine means when she says they start looking at you like you're the ultimate sinner because you're not knacking palms together, so what if somebody just finished stealing, bounces into church, goes up front and starts energetically clapping? shebi that one will prove their Christianity ba? but then it will be to the approval of men, *sigh*

anywho, my sister, if clappin don tire you, buy whistle or tambourine, afterall, tambourine is closer to actual clapping

carmelily:
Lol. shottas is cool. That guy (i forget his name) was so fine!

i knoww! i can't remember the characters names, but the lighter skinned one is Kymani Marley, and the darker one is Spragga Benz, they both somehow managed to look hawt in that!

LOL! she did indeed!, and they kept going on and on about how "sexy" and "mysterious" and "gorgeous" she was, me i was wondering whether by some freak coincidence, a less known Casino Royale was released somewhere with this beauty they spoke of, cuz the one i saw left me going, errrrrr LOL