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clean cuttttt, properly lined! and no afro's

braids are just too immature, seriously, not my thing

and dreadlocks are really hard to pull off, most guys end up with wtf?! on their head, have seen a couple wiv reeealy neat dreads, but still, clean cut, its the sexiest thang!

lol this topic is so me eh! im a perfumeaholic!! and im NOT seeking help anytime soon, now, the ones that i have/have had,

ange ou demon-----givenchy(smells like candee!)
bruberry weekend--burberry (tew luvlee)
dior addict eau de parfum---dior (fresh)
omnia-----bvlgari (my evening perfume!)
omnia crystalline --bvlgari (my everywhere perfume)
fendi---fendi (was a gift, don't really like it sha)
classique--jean paul gaultier(flowery. i like!)
red jeans----versace (ayt, erryday thing)
chance----chanel (classic ish)
happy---clinique
aqua di parma, no idea who made it
angel, thierry mugler (it overwhelms me, dnt use it too often)
Miracle--lancome (momsi is an addict!! boys it over and over)
Be delicious---DKNY, (mmmm)
thats it for the ones that i do have.(told you im an addict!)
gucci rush, good ish!

now, on my wishlist,

dior addict(the perfume itself, not eau de anything),hypnose(seriously now, have you smelt the thing?? bliss!),armani code,green tea by elizabeth arden, nina by nina ricci, lolita lempika, davidoff cool water, 5th avenue, provocative woman, ultraviolet by pacco rabanne, , ck one is a classic, can't believe i don't have it, eden by cacherel (real sweet smellin ish, so ultrafeminine!), and poeme (have some insane attraction to that), lacoste, and erm, erm,

hot couture is nice-ish, and i saw that someone wrote perry ellis 360', mehn, someone gave me that as a buffday prezzie, i almost threw the nansens away,my mom stopped me, it smellz like toilet water, or maybe i just dont like the person that gave me?lemme go and resmell, :p

and as for guys colognes? all my 212 users, hola at me sharpish! because yes, i love that ish to bits! polo black, intimately beckham, and er, yea, ultraviolet, and paco rabbane black XS (una don see the guy for the advert??)

lordy i love me some perfumes!!

@ Felatio, same here oh, i was kinda shocked, not many people mentioned it, wonder why?212, theo riginal, and on ice, tew hawt for words!

and just remembered, lacoste is to kill for!! to kill for i tell you, it has this clean, mature scent about it, na so i go tiff my papa lacoste showergel, kai!

givenchy is also good, and this one by hermes, its called d'orange vert, omoh it smells like orange, green orange, but if you smell it eh? youll be in heaven! and kenzo make some mean ass scents as well,

my all time favourite, unrivalable(lol) is 212 bycarolina herrera, OMG! it gives a whole new definition to touch and follow, spray that thing and come near me, i will follow you like a mugu! ive considered buying it to use like air/pillow freshener

then Polo black is quite sexy as well, and intimately beckham is nice,

nothing rivals a man with good cologne on!!!

so i went back and read the replies from the beginning,

the off center lip ring thing is too cute for words, i might get that, one question though, will the hole close up if i stop wearing the ring??!

and the lenny kravitz septum thing looks like the single most painful thing ever, serisously, just try and pinch your septum, hurts like a morrafucka!!

and the scarification thinng is just taking ish too far, what do you guys think about the metal insertions under the skin? you know those ones where you get the vertebral column effect??

and what bout those ear piercing thingys (don't know the proper name) where the earring itself looks like a tyre and is like inside the hole, so it expands it, its looks to eeew for words in my opinion,

so much fun reading,

now, me? i have only normal ear piercings, for now (before posi will just disown me), lolz! but im thinkin of getting my tongue pierced, i fink its hawt, but looks like itll hurt like madness (does any of you have info on that?),

then if i finally succeed in making this belly of mine presentable, a belly button piercing , the off centerl ip ones are cute too,like the one that sugarbabes chick has, but i like ones that i can cover up when its conveinient (you know, meeting your bf's mother kind of times", nipple ones? yeee, not my thing, too mush paiiin,

nose piercings are so, common!

chocomilo!!!! lmao, ok actually? mars,that rafaello thing,ferrero rocher, peanut butter kitkat, twix, and er, the sour skittles, mmmm

but seriously, about this chocomilo thing,

and like mohawkchick, absolutely anything with toffee or caramel, and im curous, do you actualyl have a mohawk??!

!iice, stew? soup? that's cinnamon abuse! i understand why it has traumatised you sha, my friend showed up with jollof rice that she put cinnamon inside, LORD! how i managed to choke the thing down is still a mystery, lol, if you want to get to start enjoying your apple pie, just try it in small doses, in SWEET food, not savoury like some pople are exterts at, put it in coffee, on french toast, a little bit on cake, baby steps

nope, no reptiles for me, it is er, a taboo in my village
:p LMAO, seriously tho, my father told me not to try it!!, or crocodile will chop me!!

lmao @ what Dutty said, original, but the slap multiplication?? shaaa

its a sweet smelling spice, used mostly for cakes and confectionaries, yuuummy with banana cake,

@iice how come you dont like it? i haaated it before tho, now i looooove it!

ElDee style now, slaaap am, give am punch! lmao

seriously though, if my boyfriend slaps me? i wont say anything, but the arguement is overrrr, il just get up and go!! when he comes to his senses and realizes what he has done, theeeeen we can talk, but its not likely that il continue the relatonship, what will happen the day he is feelin like Jet li??

Jesu Christi!le tit be that this one is a joke oh! ARE YOU ALRIGHT at all? 13? wetin carry you pursue the girl sef?? and this one youre feeling bold, go and tell her parents that you want to be baby daddy now, kaikaikai, this world is over

@info, feelin you on the coke side of life oh!

LOL, i thought i was the only one that had a reaction to this advert! the "oh Jerry" at the end cracks me uuuuuup!

its kinda sweet, kinda annoyin, but the oh jerry part, dayum!

lagos has safe areas?? *shakes head in disbelief*

lolz, im terrified of Lagos, but Lagos people keep tellin me PH is scary, what figures huh?

"i have finally decided to marry you", is he doing her a favour?! what sort of tactless thing is that?, but she might have just asked him to re-propose, it would have been softer, but mehn, if somebody proposes to me like that? ah ah, its a sign now, that youre no good, even this kind of huge event, he cant take the time out to make it special? so something creative? even if he has never been in his life,

first off, gamine is tew hawt on that bike!!

and i heart bikes, like an illness!! they are just tooo sexy, and guys wiv bikes, infact,. ill comeback and type later, that, guys with bikes thing has caused reactions

*be back*

shoozies!! i heart shoes!! lol, i practically drool when im faced with lotsa shoes,

for some reason im into wedges, not actual "heels" they are just too sexxxxyy!! but im rather tall(or do i just have short friends?) so i cant indulge myself that often, but

and speakinof shoes, i almost, repeat almost stole footwear off of my mons friend today, she had the HAWTEST pait of espadrilles on, rarrrr, i want!

ill put pics later

hmm, im sure there are a lot of abnormal things i do oh, just can't remember all, but heres the few that i do remember,

i put ketchup in EVERYTHING, jollof rice, yam, stew, spaghetti,egusi soup, okro soup, i could go on and on,

i go through phases of having complete disregard for underwear (undies oh! bra will be too obvious) and just don't put em on

i do not EVER use/take the last of anything, the last cookie in the packet, the last apple in the bowl, the last spoonfull of milk, you get?

i tweeze  the hair on my legs, i have no idea why, i do it just for kicks,when im bored, its so, satisfying! if i let this habit at my eyebrows, hmmm

it is heart wrenching for me to throw ANYTHING away, so i hoard like a mouse for winter, bubblegum wrappers, random pieces of paper, i tell myself that "it will come in handy"

and when i was younger i used to chew on any available leaf, lol, had lotsa trees in the garden, native apple leaf is delish!

thats about it for nowwww,

oh, and the cracking of neck, fingers and toes thing that seems to be so popular,

@ 9star, bwoi youre feelin smooth abi? but LOL nevrtheless,

@saucekid, omoh, you better spill and stop feelin enigmatic!! what trips YOU?

p.s i totally like the way im forcing saucekid to speak, and yet have not said anything, tew kewl!! no?

tobiit:
One may ask if there are indeed intelligent aliens out there, how come there is no evidence of their existence? Years of systematic searches (which is still continuing) under the Search for Extra-Territestrial Intelligence (SETI) project have failed to find a single positive prove of this things called ALIENS out there.

are you serious?! imagine that they actually spent tax payers money on looking for aliens, when they have not finished doing everything they can for the citizens of that country, its funding search for aliens that it priority abi?

lol @ God being a ferrari roller!!!

", God and the hosts of angels are aliens" ?!!!!! whAT? it has happened!, God sef don become alien abi? if you ask me, that one is blasphemy oh, God uses flying saucer to manifest to His people abi?, are you sure you have not, erm, how do i put this, been abducted? as in did they come and get you? those green men with big eyes, eh?

sha, im not dissing anyones views oh, just that to me, aliens are a bit far fetched, bits of a science fiction writers imagination,

blacks hate nigerians?? say what? major jonesing!

me? i LOVE nigeria.reason: the people, there is no nation on earth that has people like nigerians, nigerians have one never say never attitude, they keep growing, in fact, its too much to put into words, it is this unexplainable thing about nigerians, the way we think, the way we do things, i think its unique, not to mention the fact that if i dont love my country, who will love it for me? ah ah, will i join those bad belle people that diss nigeria (me sef that im half nigerian oh, im a serious patriot) when they are true born full blooded naija citizenz.then you see them feeling hot, actin as if they are americans, i just feel sorry for them, anywho, i love nigeria oh

as one post said, if you can make it in nigeria, you can make it anywhere, isnt that more than enough to make you thankful that you are a nigerian??

the golden rule : if youre into soccer, and youre not into his team, shift camp sharp sharp, if youve been a chelsea supporter all your life, and your guy will kill for arsenal, you better learn to be a gunner, and revoke all ties to the blues! how can you top that kind of loyalty?! lol

*although a girl caring about sports at all seems to make lots of guys happy*

and when he is with his friends, be on his side, in most arguements, praise him in front of them, and for some reason, guys like when their girlfriends have PDA (public displays of affection) going on around their friends, makes them feel like, yea, shes mine, and she loves me, and shes here, and y'all are prolly so jealous!!! whooooooo! lol

goat meat peppersoup, isi ewu, peppered snails, pounded yam (that somebody else has pounded ) with hot egusi soup, oha soup, kidney suya, and skippers chicken and moin moin (ph people should know what im talking about), ok now im hungry, erm, i, ehm, have to go now, *runs to the kitchen to look for food similar to the aformentioned*

goat meat peppersoup, isi ewu, peppered snails, pounded yam (that somebody else has pounded ) with hot egusi soup, oha soup, kidney suya, and skippers chicken and moin moin (ph people should know what im talking about), ok now im hungry, erm, i, ehm, have to go now, *runs to the kitchen to look for food similar to the aformentioned*