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Meanwhile!! i've finally decided to stop drooling from afar and finally get riding! already got a form from the bike place in PH, prolly start in October,

Now, from all of ya'll expeienced guys, ineed serious advice on what bikes i should be on the lookout for to get for myself, being that im a girl, and will still be a newbie by the time i get my bike-if i do,

the being a girl part, apparently has influence over the bikes i should be checking out, something aboutn ow being able to "handle" larger bikes, but the one they showed me ehn, it was too bloory tiny! some yamaha thing, im totally inlove with the Honda FireBlade or sumin, its not oo big, not too small, just ryt! unlike some of the Suzuki's i saw,


so im all open to your advice, and riding tips so i can wow whoever will be teaching me to ride ,

never done anything remotely interesting to my hair, its just there, long and blah, never had a weave, planing on doing that really soon tho, Rihanna is givin my ideas!

loove the fauxhawk cannot wait to try that, only problem is that i feel its for people that got a lotta hair, my hair lacks in "fullness" what it makes up for in length,

relax it, but right now im going thru a "add condidtioner and go" kinda phase so its all curly and "brazillian" from comments ive been getting, it isnt half bad! but its usually blowdry for me, did braids wiv ghana weavin at the front, the baldness is stil going away ,

infaaact i pwomish to have more fun wiv the hair so i can gist you guys!!

oh and wudup to iice and MC, missed you guys!

@fotodaddy.o i c, fanx! i have one more to add to my list of potentials, silver sounds nice, any pics of it now??

@fotodaddy, your bike is haaaawt! saw the pic in your profile thingy, what model is it exactly??

yea oh, its so you know the risks, but me, ima bike eh!!! lol,

cuz reallllly, for the cycle of life to continue somepplz gats to die at some point, and errybody cannot die from "a brief illness" so yea, there are people that die from motorcycle related accidents, and ive known people who fall froma chair and die, so really, you could ride your whole life whthout wahala, just a matter of er, luck? but people gats to be careful sha, and not do obviously stupid things,

the images wer gross tho! arghhh

heyyy i LOVE this thread!! its so nice to have fellow bike enthusiasts, i dont have one-yet, but ima get there!!

@ Zorro, i pwomishe i'll be nice!!!i promise!!!wher you at?? hola at me ayt??

Q iice, gurl you never stop impressin me!! first piercings now youre wiv me on the powerbike issue, hOtness to the maxxxxxx!!

now about buying, i want one so bloody desperately!! ima sign up for lessons late septemberish, before i actuall consider buying one, i saw the SWEETEST HOnda fireblade in PH, the dude was saying 850 000, but it sounds ridiculous, cuz i heard sumone got a Ninja for like 350 in Lagos,

meanwhile, ya'll shud advice me on what bike is best for a beginner gurl!! cuz i dont think i cxan handle any huge one oh! cuz i saw this Suzuki and was like hmmmm

seriously?? yay!!! you have no idea how excited this makes me, is it only available online for now?? or its on sale somewhere

LOL @ Codec!! Shifi dey bully dem indeed!

Recently i've reeeealy started likin Shifi, dude is fiiine!! but for the longest time i was crushin on Zeal, oh well, Shifi is hawtness sha ,

and this one wey dey claim say Shifi dey beg her, HMMM, oya oh

ah, why are some people hatin on D'banj like this now? the guy is goood! andmost of his songs grow on you, hell, the whole C.V album grows on you,

ad i'm totally lovin the gbona feli feli song!

yea, yea, we lost and then what? its not a reason to hate my team oh! blues for life, ups and downs, ma familia type shit, knaamean?

but dem vex me sha, na who swear for Drogba? wetin work am wey hin go slap persin? mchew, and John Terry, make Amadioha fire his left testicle, because waht he did was just stupid, no logic at all, and then theres the fact that we had the ball in their side more than they had it in ours, and yet, all of dem dey shoot ball go heaven like say God wan take am, nonsense

its al good tho, no need for people to be killin each other up in here,

ive made my peace wiv it oh, na karma, God dey punish Abramovich for allowing mourinho go, because Mourinho IS chelsea, kabisa!

@ Zorro, shebi you want to kill me wiv thm pix?! see me gettin all temperatured up lol

the bikes look so damn hawt!!

hmm, me im a bike, er, groupie, im a groupie for the BIKES, not the yeye riders, unless of course they are droolworthy

there is nuffin sexier than a powerbike, and by force or by fire i WILL own one, just chillin for now sha, what with being too young to actually ride one, but all my bikerz; big up oh!when i get my own, we'll ride now, lololol, in the mean time, andyone givin lessons??

Dark n lovely, last time i used creme of nature or sumin like that

and while we are on this, can ANYBODY help me out? my hair has taken a stand against me and refuses to relax, the last two times, the thing just refuses to be as straight as it used to get, sure its not as curly as before, but people were askin if i was sure i retouched it the next day, and suggestions as to WHY this is happening?

LMAO, safety colours abi? neon green, orange.yellow, green, tufiakwa! but whats this hating on pink now? a good shade of pink looks fabulous with grey!, red is just WRONG, unfer any circumstance

noo iice im not disin multicoloured hair, im talking about the multi colours + the creepy ball things,

i like multi coloured! plannin to colour mine purple/pink/and electric green, but thatll be when im plannin to shave it all off in the next 6 months lol

studs on guys, lemme see, i used to, and still do to a large extent think that they make the wearer look immature, same category wiv cornrows and soulja boy sized shirts and jeans.it makes people not to take you seiously in naija, not that im saying they cant look good, on the contrary, they are capable of loking tooo damn sexy, in one ear though, two is taking it too far, and no guy over 24 should be caught DEAD wiv studs in his ears, erry boi has to grow up,

, but then again, im partial to it now, cuz thers this guy i know that has a stud in his ear, iiiiceeee, and it looks really nice so,

lol, i used to go eeewwww, guys should never wear pink, until i started paying attention, and realized that when guys wear pink, it looks pretty damn hot.its just whoa, especially dark skinned guys, and pale pink, not hot pink oh!, theres something so classy about it, a pink polo shirt wiv jeanz and sneakers, pink button down shirt,

fugget the gayness, pink is the hotness on straight guys!

just saw dakores pic, ah ah that gurl cannot be compared to ini edo and them, Dakore has class, ini edo na one bussssssh girl like this eh, that cannot dress like a huan being to save her life, and the genevive pic is rather dissapointing too,

hOT holy damn, so wrong, i feel sorry for her more than anything, cuz chick be feelin hawt and all, chaii

my theory? na conspiracy!! they want to kill us with scary page 3 girls, im telling you!

however! there was one gurl that was sooo bloody beautiful, and the pic wasnt "bush" like this one, she was wearing a backless tiger print dress, anyone remember?

self confessed wedge addict have like 5 pairs right now, and i havent even thought of stopping, the latedt are a delicious pair of chocolate-reddish patent leather nine west ones that have a littly platform as well, they are peep tpe with an ankle strap, the shoes are yummyyy!!!

and potato wedges, mmmmmm now im hungry, damn you guys!

@ iice, i knooowwww the dragonfly one is gawjuss isnt it?? luvlee

but i do have that fear sha, that i'll grow out of the tat, pass that phase and then what? so if im gettin one? itll be on my booooorie!! where i can cover it and my inlawz and boss dont have ta see it

my nails, mehn, i used to chew the hell out of them, then i stopped, don't know tha miracle that happened, saw a picture and my nails were awful! like two centimetres and this weird bluish tinge to them, na so i stop oh, now they are long-ish, painted them this fa pink colour erryone was askin me if i fixed them so i guess they look hella good ,

tried french tips and acrylic, got nastee lookin after like a week+my self acquired older sister took one look at them and informed me that fake nails arent classy, i take her word for it, shes been there, done that (nothing personal to those of you that fix oh!)

still bite them when im nervous though, don't even realize im doing it

my toe nails are an entirely different story, i love them to bits, love my feet generally, but i fink my toenails are too cute jare! they are er, long, not sharp oh, i hate that, when ppl fix their toe nails(once more, no offence), i mean like, theres a lot of it stuck to the flesh, lol, as in they cover a long surface area, and they are rectangular, and look so damn HOT with dark plum nail polish

@ princess mo, oi fanz a lot, and yep, thats tha nastee thing right there, stretching, saw one bwoi wiv ears stretched to tha max, my mom almost started crying, it looked so painful!

and what im talking about doesnt look like the dermal anchoring thing, i mean like metal balls UNDER the skin, so it raises the skin from beneath, saw pics of guys with spokelike things in their scalps as well,

yep im in naija, and even if i did know of a piercing or tat place, there is nothing, good or evil, that will carry me there to sit in their chair and let them stick things in me, i know of a tat place, know some people that got tats, but they look cheap and effin nahstee,

and your nipple piercing looks so good! now youll go and make me change my mind and make me consider one, arghhh, tongue and nipple, kai, our naija guys will think im one kinky lil thing, but it looks reeeeeallly good tho

glosssssssssss!!! suits anybody, looks fab any time of the day, you can wear it to church or to the club, morning, night, to sleep, and its harrrd to go wrong with gloss, you have to be determined to manage to make gloss look like a no no, with lipsticks, thasss easy, evuh seen them chicks with silver and gold lipstick? there ya go! my ex used to scream luscioussssssss everytime i used gloss, cant argue wiv him

but usually use a liiiiiiitle plum coloured lipstick and gloss it up, or just use coloured glosses, the mary kay ones are fab, clinique has a luvlee range as well

*wondering why more people havent replied to this*

this is something ive been wanting to ask people for a while now.personally, i prefer tampons.they are so much cleaner! just remove, flush, they are biodegradable, wiv pads, youll have blood every fuckin where, even if youre just going to pee, and tampons dont cause any funky smellz like pads do, pads have this plasticky thing that prevents ventilation, aaaand pads can have this annnoying sound if it isnt set right, so erryone knows you have them on, and blah blah, not to mention that you FEEL the bloody thing all day (no pun intended), tampons are so comfyyy! just have to change them often so you dont get TSS,

wrongwrongwrong! what baffles me are the people that keep the forest, and PROUDLY wear sleevless tops left and right, and have the GUTS to wave at people on the road, i saw one person, she waved, i nearly fell down,

its just somehow, and it encourages funk, and like one person said, wharrahell are you keeping it for? to make it into dreadlocks?cornrows? what exactly? it just should be removed!! imagine them chicks at miss world, stuning strapless dinner gown, she raises her hand to wave, three of the judges die on the spot, half of the audience makes for the door, people who remain alive rush her off the stage before any more damage is done, tee hee

but thats just imho sha,

waiiit, before anything else, somebody should help me and shout hell to tha fuckin NAW!! coloured what?? no no, never, and Godforbid, LOL! yellow suit? and end up lookin like a posessed runaway banana, there is no way in HELL anyone will take someone in a brightly coloured suit seriously.

my dad wears only suits, so i speak from experience, black, beige (my friend has the most kickass sandy beige pierre cardin suit, hot damn!),navy, grey, white (if you must, dont like em personally), if you MUST go a bit unconventional, then reeeeeealy dark green, and some shades of dark purple are not really obvious, but when you come up wiv a satin purple suit?hell no,

and,

emmeno:
Purple suit-------------love-vendor
Yellow Suit-------------STUPID
Green suit-------------OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED BRAIN TWISTED PROBLEM
Pink suit---------------- (a) COOL DUDE (b) GAY

ALL OTHER COLORS EXCEPT BLACK AND WHITE SUITS ARE OFFICICALLY CLASSIFIED "GAY"

COLORED SHIRTS ARE ALLOWED

lmao @ tht yellow = stupid, no lie!

and uneccessary pinstripes are messed up too, saw faze at a concert rockin a red on black pinstripe wiv a red shirt and red loafers, wrong! just wrong

personally, i think whoever invented them should be imprisoned, they are SO unflattering! they make the persons feet look so bloody large/long/boatlike,

i think flats should only come in round toe, peep toe and squared off (if you must).(.thats for when they arent sandals or slippers, )

and naturally pointy toe should only be found on WELL heeled shoes,

what are youre opinionz?

you guys havent seen anything yet! there was this hair style that was all over the place(i think it was a conspiracy to scare the livin shit outta me) it was like individual braids, chin length, or shorter, wiv BALLS at the ends, then they wrap the attatchment around the ball, i saw purple, multicoloured (red, green and light brown), i swear, the scariest thing evuh!

dont wear watches, too uncomfortable, but if i do get one? itll be a masculine chunky one, i HATE all them dainty feminine ones wiv barely visible faces and lacy straps, wharrahell?
swatches are kewl, not a rolex fan, omega iz kool too,

love a guy with a good watch on though, it says so much! oh, and hate gold strapped ones, eeeewww! silver or black leather

somebody say amen to this topic, because this is my pet peeve!! skinny jeans, pensil mouth trousers, whatever you call them, should ONLY be worn by slim people.

me? im not slim oh! i have hips like, ok, not so wide oh, but curvy enough that i respect myself and steer clear of skinny jeanz, it makes me look like an ice cream cone,

shuo, cloth no dey again? it annoys me so much when faaaaat chicks with ham-like legs feel that they must follow,

they however, do look STUNNING on people with slim, straight legs, fabulosity!

and guys wearing skinny jeans, hmm, like omarion has become obsessed wiv, its ayt i guess, with a mean pair of vans or chuck taylors, i fink it'll look awkward wiv air force one's and ish (have no love for those things!)