₦airaland Forum

donphilopus: A good religionist would never open his/her mouth to say APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!! It's only a FOOLISH man that calls himself a fool not a WISE man that would want to become WISER....to you all that wants to write any EXAM this APRIL please don't be FOOLISH be WISE..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you AGREE with me please CLICK THE "LIKE" BOTTON..

Only a fool will like this kinda foolish comment .... April fool

Not piping marijuana when young... By now plenty of inspirations would av been knocking on my door.... Oh, how I wish I did from 2yrs of age....

jidegirl12: JUDGED!!
Profound!
Excellent!
Splendid!
Good points!
Blah blah blah!!!!!!

Who are you? Jeezzzzz!!!!



Monkey dey carry monkey

Later they'd be crying foul come NL bout how their first child's genotype doesn't match theirs!!!!

And u are quoting me?... Shooo... U sef wan dey mark result for here too?... Taaaa, geraway u dia...

biolabee: You are right in a perverse way

Shooo, "u are right in a freaky way"... "U are right in a pervous way"... "U are right in a sexxy way"...

Na u dey mark result for this thread?.... No dey do like that o...

devour129: they call them woman wrapper like its a bad thing to have self control. Av seen ladies throw themselves at my hubby and its so pathetic,I was brought up well and I took that to my hubby's house and pity any lady that tries shit with my family.

That's why ur name is devour... If they try that shiit with ur family, u devour them... Don't mind them jare.. "Devour" the "devourers" and turn them to the "devoured"... "Devouree"

Make all of una keep quiet... I was paid 9,700 wen I served... And I didn't die... You want it increased by all means yet u complain of high recurrent expenditure in GEJ's administration... I wonder what the future leaders will do to governance...
19,800 is not enough for u... Awon oju kokoro

See all the lazy asssss women supporting her already... U think everything they say in public is true... Besides she said "at this stage of her life"
Get married and cook when u like and don't do laundry... Na ur best friend go occupy ur position....
Rubbbbbbish

Abati don show..... Oshe...
(Same sex) X (Same sex) = ?

Its official...... 15 points
Haters gonna hate... Potatoes gonna potate

Its not for violence joor... He wants to use them for one war film he's directing... Talk abt bringing real Hollywood to Nigeria... Not those Nollywood tins

politicalpastor: EH, WATER DON PASS GARRI, DEMOCRACY IS FULL OF CRAZY PEOPLE., I DONT NO WHY GOATS ARE IN POLITICS.,
NIGERIA POLITICIANS TOO DEY FALL THEIR HANDS FOR INTERNATIONAL STAGE , I WONDER WHAT THE WHITE PEOPLE
WILL SAY TO US. AM READING THIS FROM FAR AWAY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , THE LEADING AND MOST ADVANCED DEMOCRATIC NATION IN THE WORLD.

K

If this "k" isn't enough... Pls check ur facebook inbox for ur "k"

Baba_Eleko: [size=14pt]Reminisce went IN but Olamide NAILED him in my opinion as an hip hop head. Its one of the best i've heard in a while.[/size]

Looool @ hip hop head... Who crowned u?...
RnB tail...

Really?... That's good... How I wish they can even steal the white house and bring to lagos

This Oscar again?... 2 weeks ago he killed his girlfriend... Today, he's organising awards.... Ok o.....
Looool

This Oscar again?... 2 weeks ago he killed his girlfriend... Today, he's organising awards.... Ok o.....
Looool

Dawdy: How can A sane Muslim wish such A person RIP? The person who exposed her Body, who sang Haram Song. many palestinians are killed unjustly every day. Muslims dont have time to pray for them, but they do for A wayward musician.

Finally.... Your brain has disowned you.... Such a pity

Wow... Am so happy... OP whr did u get a pic of me as a kid?... I don't even av any of it... My parents told me the colonial masters used my pic and were suppose to pay for it and up til now they av nt paid a dime... *now calling the headquarters of International Criminal court*..... *In dbanj's voice* Pay me my moneyyyyyyy

Coldfeet: Was he a sagging his pants?

No... His pants were saGGing him
#Kweshun

~Bluetooth:
Why not just repatriate the ashewoes to Edo state and iboland where they came from and use the money for something more meaningful ?

You see where your stupidity has led u all these years?...
Tribalistic bigot.. Na on NL pple like u dey make noise... U never talk about ur osho free straffing pple... At least Edo and ibo makes money frm theirs... Ur own women do it as gifts to men... Fool

OAM4J: erm...erm.. What type of city gates are we talking about that will gulp as much as N7.5B? Of what benefits are these gates to the generality of Nigerians who are in serious need of other basic infrastructures on health, education, roads etc. Cos I know 7.5B can achieve a lot.

Seriously what is the priority of this government? And they said Oby Ezekwesili was lying.

Pls and pls... They are using thesame plan and model as the wall of jericho... Its worth the budget na... Even GEJ is adding part of his personal money to complete it since the budget won't be enough to build the gate... *now singing, the wall of Jericho (gate of abuja) fell down flat*

Its not a small thing o... Even Okpo are having a fair share of it... It was militants, now okpo... Its obvious the cool-headed and responsible Nigerians have nothing to enjoy in this country... I see many ladies declaring themselves as former asha.wo so they can av a share of the rehabilitation..
I see polticians volunteering to help wt the rehabilitation..
They are goin to rehabilitate them inside out... Cleansing frm within.... Oshe...
Nigeria is a great country... God bless Nigeria and Nigerians

taharqa: Thief...shee na you buy plane for dem

My guy, wetin u say make I talk na?... See as dem talk 50% slash as if the majority fit still afford am... Well, its abt class sha...

Mtchew... I thought lagos to abuja is now 5k...

@ OP, its gud u are thinking very fast... But thinking towards the psychiatric side of life isn't helpful though... Your mates are busy coming up with ideas that wil change the world and u are busy with hell matters...
These are the kinda so-called christians that live a boring life all in the name of "I'm a christian"...
On a second thought if azonto is the official dance in hell, then dat place shld be fun.. Wat do u think?...
Oya jeje pick ur brain for ground before bingo go carry am run comot

baibijay@yahoo.:
i swear row God!

Wat is "I swear row God"?... Na new style abi?... No be sowi(sorry), jawe(jare) again?.. Na those kind of words like row(to) na dem dey use for the hottest part of hell... So flee from it.... Lol

I once lived in Minna for one year(nysc) where they av d ugly one running governance like a private biz

Now I live in lagos.. Don't even knw wat to qualify him as.

Am from Edo where the governor can talk ur pants off with his mouth.. That one go fit use mouth buy fish for soup

I don stay for warri for 5days... Those ones get governor sef?... Its an empty state, u can go and contest for the position if u want

Our local stations go show am or not?....

Hmmmm.... This is a good deal... Am subscribing... Thanks for this info.... God bless u

pretim: okay dats gud but i ve done all dis yet no better lover

Awww... Oya come to papa...