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Christianity EtcRe: How Could Noah Fit 700 Different Species Of Dinosaurs On The Ark? by Michealky: 1:43pm On May 17, 2020
Faithful4real:
Did dinosaur exist during Noah time.
Yeah
Christianity EtcRe: How Could Noah Fit 700 Different Species Of Dinosaurs On The Ark? by Michealky: 1:41pm On May 17, 2020
DZTech:
its a silly question.

did dinosaurs exist in Noah's time?
Were u saying dinosaurs were long dead before Noah, or maybe God created dinosaurs after the flood
Christianity EtcRe: How Could Noah Fit 700 Different Species Of Dinosaurs On The Ark? by Michealky: 1:38pm On May 17, 2020
Liveair:
Ah! Remember, it was just less than 6000 years ago Noah built the Ark. Dinos where already long dead. wink
Hahaha. The earth is more than a billion years old. And noah ark was 6000 years ago??Remember Noah is the great grand son of Enoch. That's son of Cain
So dinos were existing before adam? Lol
Christianity EtcRe: How Could Noah Fit 700 Different Species Of Dinosaurs On The Ark? by Michealky: 1:32pm On May 17, 2020
DZTech:
its a silly question.

did dinosaurs exist in Noah's time?
So dinosaur was created in a lab abi
CelebritiesRe: See Nicky, Ricky, Dicky And Dawn: They Are Now Big Boys And Girls by Michealky: 1:29pm On May 17, 2020
See half story. Mad op
RomanceRe: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Michealky: 1:17pm On May 17, 2020
Mcreloaded:
This happened many years ago as the girl I used to shag then has was also dating this masculine mountain of a man and on this faithful day after much steamy love making she ran into the room saying that I should hide that Nosayaba was about to enter the sitting room and I hid under the bed.
Not up to 5 minutes Nosayaba was pounding this my nurse girlfriend with such strength I never knew can be exerted on sex alone. The pounding was so furiously being executed and nurse was screaming and hallucinating at the same time.

The dust coming from the foam and the fact I was sweating and the noise from top of the bed was so repulsive that I crept out from under the bed and just walked out of the room and damned the consequenses, I sensed the noise stop as I opened the door and walked out.
The story continue but then OP only wanted to know what happened in the room and not outside
Hahahaha pls i would like to know what happened outside. This shit funny
RomanceRe: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Michealky: 1:15pm On May 17, 2020
NewDelhi:
Back then in uni, during exam period....

My hostel was far from campus (and na trek we dey trek that year, no money) so I had to spend the night at a friend's place whose hostel was closer to campus. It was around 9PM, I got there and met him and his girlfriend .. I decided to take a nap first so I could wake up at night to read a bit. I was pressed in the dead of the night so I decided to go and ease myself but as I was about to get up, I started hearing strange noises. It was a double room tho (room and palour self contain . he occupied the inner room while his roommate who wasn't around occupied the palor) so I was in his own room sleeping while him and his babe were supposed to be sleeping in the palor.

Like I was saying, piss dey catch me heavily but the noise I heard didn't make me come out coz I was gonna interrupt them. From the kind of noise I dey hear, I could easily interpret the sex scene in my head. I started hearing something like kpo kpo kpo ( that noise you hear when you put a lollipop inside your mouth and force it out) she was obviously sucking his dick coz moments later she ran into the toilet to spit. Then I started hearing kpa kpa kpa ( this time around na definitely doggy Dem dey Bleep. )
. After the whole romp she went into the toilet to obviously urinate coz I started hearing sound of urine ( you know as ladies urine dey splash and sound na ) and she washed up too ( sound of person dey use water tamber ) grin. ....and moments later the guy went to urinate too. Note that I didn't see them but from the sound and noise I was hearing , I could easily interpret what was going on grin. Mind you all these while my bladder don nearly burst coz piss dey catch me. I had to wait a bit before opening the door and going out to piss because if I got out instantly , they might suspect. As I got out sef ehn the kind smell wey just full everywhere wan choke me. ( You know that kind stuffy smell wey dey scatter everywhere if two people just fvck finish for room na) . The next day I teased him with it he just dey laugh..and that time sef me I be virgin, no girlfriend, I didn't have too many friends, my clique was very small , no money, nothing nothing even my GP was very low because I was always thinking and hustling here and there taking tutorials and selling off my belongings just to make ends meet. Even when I managed to buy little food stuff , there was usually no pot to cook anything because I don sell am off. I could barely even bring a babe in coz my room wasn't even presentable. Ordinary chair sef no dey not to talk of matress. E bad so tey na mat I dey use sleep coz I sold off my matress too. Na my body remain wey I no sell that year. Everything about me was just miserable and negative. Well Sha just imagine the kind konji wey go nearly kill me that night as I dey hear two people dey knack .
Hahaha u just made me fantasize about sex now
RomanceRe: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Michealky: 1:13pm On May 17, 2020
meobizy:
Who gives these perverted children access to the internet? I blame Airtel with their Freebasics.
Shut it. Why did u click the link in the first place old man
RomanceRe: If You Have Ever Slept In A Room With Two People Having Sex, Please Kindly Share by Michealky: 1:10pm On May 17, 2020
I have a funny story. About last 4yrs when I and my twin bro lived together in a lodge. He invited a girl who was into him to our lodge and gave a drink that boost girl's libido and energy further, so she won't get tired cos my bro was a hardcore fvcker. Lol, as the mood and drink set in, my bro pleaded with me to lay on the floor while he and the girl uses the bed. I agreed. So as he was banging her with different styles, cow girl, Missionary, backside, i bust to laughter when i saw he was banging her like someone that's being controlled with remote. He saw me and smiled. I wanted to masturbate to that scene, but ewww it was my brother. After about 30 minutes when they were done they both fell asleep leaving me awake. Cos I wasn't able to sleep after watching a hardcore porn. I got my phone and i started watching porn while stroking my dick. The girl noticed me and i quickly turned off my phone and pretended i was sleeping. Till my greatest surprise she came to the floor and asked me if I'm Hot, i told her yes. She asked if could kiss me, i didn't say anything until she grabbed me and started kissing me. That shit made me a beast, as i started handling her boobs while kissing, after some minutes of romance, guess what? Yeah my brother yawned and seemed like he was awake. She quickly stopped and went back to the bed leaving me disappointed. She said sorry and promised to see me tomorrow. That's how i slept with an erect dick, thinking about my tomorrow but unfortunately she didn't come and i lost interest in her.she was a bloody cow. Lol. Funny shey. Till now my brother doesn't know. Haahah
RomanceRe: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by Michealky: 12:49pm On May 17, 2020
I can remember during the old days when i had jock-itch. That shit was dangerous and itchy, to the extent that when you scratch it, it tingles and sweetens the brain but after some minute, you see a big swell on the penis and huge pain all because I ducked a girl without CD. Guys who experienced gono and staph una strong oo. Never enter a girl without CD o. I know it won't be enjoyable, but its for your safety oo
RomanceRe: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by Michealky: 12:42pm On May 17, 2020
U said u started feeling itch that moment u guys had sex? If yes, that's not how STD works. It might be two reasons.
1. Blood clotting in ur penis. You'hv had a lot of blood flow to the penis that can cause pain or chaffing.
2. Maybe you didn't ejaculate after having sex.
But i advise u take hot baths for 3days and if it still continues, visit your dermatologist
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Spiritual Person? by Michealky: 12:37pm On May 17, 2020
I love this. Please @lalasticlala and @seun move to Frontpage. People really need to know what being a Spiritual man is
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Spiritual Person? by Michealky: 12:34pm On May 17, 2020
Davash222:
The Spiritually aspect of Spiritual kind.
Really
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Spiritual Person? by Michealky: 12:31pm On May 17, 2020
Xclusiveme:
Someone that doesn't pray or go to church but have conscience in life. I'm very kind and i love to give
That's nice. I go to church and i pray to God, but sometimes I'm not kind to my fellow men, does that make me non spiritual?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Spiritual Person? by Michealky: 12:25pm On May 17, 2020
Xclusiveme:
I'm a Spiritual man
What kind of a Spiritual man are you
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Spiritual Person? by Michealky: 12:25pm On May 17, 2020
Lalasticlala
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Be A Spiritual Person? by Michealky: 12:25pm On May 17, 2020
Nice content
RomanceRe: Dutch Official Advice To Single People: Find A Sex Buddy For Lockdown by Michealky: 11:17am On May 16, 2020
I need a girlfriend that will satisfy my sexual urge o and a girl that won't stop me from giving her head
FamilyRe: When Women Lie That They Are Pregnant Just To Trap Guys Into Marrying Them by Michealky: 11:12am On May 16, 2020
Nairaland dey run out of topic. Lol
CelebritiesRe: Can You Identify Two Nigerian Singers In This Throwback Photo? by Michealky: 9:52am On May 16, 2020
What's wrong with this world. If u check major successful celebrities worldwide, some were friends way back
PoliticsRe: Support Biafra And We Will Shock You Miyetti Allah Warns Yoruba People (watch) by Michealky: 9:48am On May 16, 2020
I'm yourba but i support the Biafra movement. They have everything to themselves and they can be independent. So much i love about igbos. So give them their Biafra abeg. I would like to be a dual citizen. Lol
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Who Smoke Weed Viewed As Wayward? by Michealky: 9:40am On May 16, 2020
Fact!!! But its like this. We all hate police, why? because they are arrogant and wicked but no, we justify them by the action of one or two men. Same with dreadlocks, tatoo and smoking.
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie Visits Destiny Etiko To Console Her After The Death Of Her Father by Michealky: 9:23am On May 16, 2020
nonyofor2:
Social distance not observed
Hush
RomanceRe: Man Massaging A Curvy N@ked Woman Spark Outrage, Got People Talking by Michealky: 9:18am On May 16, 2020
kaptaintintin:
Most of these guys are gays,but on a second thought... Na wao o! Not my wify nor banny abeg!
Osikwano gay, they are hardcore straight guy who fvck the hell out of their client after session
EducationRe: What's The Difference Between 'Good Evening' (5pm) And 'Good Evening' (8pm)? by Michealky: 9:10am On May 16, 2020
Once its 8pm I don't greet nobody. No matter who u are.
EducationRe: What's The Difference Between 'Good Evening' (5pm) And 'Good Evening' (8pm)? by Michealky: 9:09am On May 16, 2020
leunseyis:
All na greetings... That Why white people greet like this... Good day or Hello, How are you doing... Naija we too dey great
Lol I swear too much. We go greet one person in the morning, afternoon, evening and night. If u don't greet they will say u dnt have respect
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Caught Pants Down In A Hotel, Cheating On The Boyfriend (photos) by Michealky: 8:57am On May 16, 2020
To slap this op dey hungry me. Cook up chats and the pics sef, na girl and girl i dey dee
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Denies Lagos Governorship Ambition by Michealky: 8:45am On May 16, 2020
Mc oluomo the thug himself lol
CelebritiesRe: Teen Hardcore P/o/r/n 18+ by Michealky(op): 8:38am On May 16, 2020
Yrah
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CrimeRe: Scammers Now Use Date Of Birth As Their New Format Of Lies by Michealky: 10:53pm On May 15, 2020
I hear say Bankers dey swear oat. Lol. If i was a banker, i go copy all my customers atm card number before giving it to them. Then after 2yrs or so i go hack them. Lol wisdom.
CrimeRe: Scammers Now Use Date Of Birth As Their New Format Of Lies by Michealky: 10:45pm On May 15, 2020
For Nigeria say bankers call u say error dey ur profile, lol who get time. Na scammers.

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