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Family / Re: This Is The Type Of Woman Every Man Should Marry by Michelle55: 1:42pm On Apr 30
It's nothing new or special.. there's no need to announce it to the world.
Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Michelle55: 2:33pm On Apr 26
Some women dey marry nonsense sha.. make God help your wife because I honestly don't understand your obsession with prostitutes. 🤨
Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by Michelle55: 12:00pm On Apr 22
UyaiIncomparabl:


Nne, I was outta the radar for a while. I recently returned. You remember I mentioned travelling out to you.

I will send you a message now. cheesy
Yes, you did. Are you back now? You left me stranded okwaya, I'm glad to have you back. ☺️
Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by Michelle55: 11:53am On Apr 22
UyaiIncomparabl:


Delivery is nationwide.
Where the heck have you been my sure plug?🤔
Family / Re: See These And Decide If You Still Want To Have Plenty Kids by Michelle55: 10:21pm On Apr 20
Mine is already driving me bonkers and she hasn't gotten to that age yet, once she's awake trust me no more sleeping for you. I'm already contemplating running away for a week perhaps she will calm down. My phone screen is gone and changing it is one heck of money thanks to my madam who decided to use it as gum scratcher.

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Science/Technology / Re: I Have 350k, Can I Install A Single Solar Panel For My Appliances? by Michelle55: 8:56pm On Apr 20
Trust me, it's not feasible at all. Even with four panels and batteries, I minimize the number of gadgets I use especially at night. During the day, I can comfortably turn everything on but once it's 6/7pm, I drop some loads. 350k can't set up anything at the moment. Please save more and do it right.

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Family / Re: My Friend Faces Dilemmas Over A Partner's Child Adoption. by Michelle55: 10:35am On Apr 07
Babinski:


He can adopt the boy on the basis of abandonment by the biological father. If the biological father has not been responsible for the feeding, schooling and fending for the child in anyway, it is considered that he has abandoned the child.

It is wisdom for the man to insist on legally adopting the child before becoming financially responsible for the child. By that action no other man can come years later to start asking for his abandoned son after someone else has spent time, money and efforts raising and taking care of the child. That would also signify the woman breaking completely with the child's father instead of entertaining the possibility of the man coming back.

The adoption would also help the boy integrate with the new family because the man will now see him as his own without any discrimination and he will also see the other children in the family as his siblings. In fact the boy would be entitled to any future inheritance from the man just like his biological children.

The woman's resistance to the adoption may either be out of ignorance and misinformation or a hidden agenda to keep her options open with the father of the child.
Apt💯
Nairaland / General / Re: Based on your birth year, which of these generational groups do you belong? by Michelle55: 8:37pm On Apr 06
Gen Y with my full chest🌝

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 9:13pm On Jan 28
Tissyjay:
Male American Eskimo puppy, 1-3 months old, purebred with solid parentage, seeking a new home in Lagos. Price: 65,000 NGN (Negotiable). For details, call/sms: 08132563285.
Where in lagos?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lets Discus Payrolls In Nigeria. What Is Your Monthly Salary? by Michelle55: 11:33am On Jan 11
Don't agree for anybody.. Quote hooooge salary, no let anybody intimidate you oh.
😊
Romance / Re: All I Did Was Introduce Her To My Man”– Lady Shares How Friend Engaged Her Man by Michelle55: 10:44pm On Jan 09
Overtaking is allowed in this 2024!!! Next time introduce your leftover to your friends(in case the friend decides to shag him, e no go too bother you) that way you've successfully gotten rid of him. But you see that your golden man wey you no dey use play, guard am with everything you've got. At least, you don learn small lesson now!😊

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Michelle55: 12:51am On Jan 01
Kobojunkie:
Again, Again, na the indescribable joy wey you vote in 2023 you dey expect this year? grin
🤣🤣🤣 You are not well walai, anyone taking you serious is doing that at his/her peril🤐
Happy New Year 🍾 though
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Michelle55: 12:46am On Jan 01
Kobojunkie:
Again, na the indescribable joy wey you vote in 2023 you dey expect this year? lipsrsealed
Common sense is truly not common.. It's no longer the good tidings you are masturbating on but the indescribable joy right? Are you by any chance a sadist? I don't understand the logic behind your unnecessary attack, just rest.
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Michelle55: 12:40am On Jan 01
Kobojunkie:
You no wan argue but you freely spew the ridiculous. lipsrsealed
Is it your spewing or mine? Why are you taking Panadol for someone else's headache? Please explain in not less than 10 words🤷
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Michelle55: 12:31am On Jan 01
Kobojunkie:
Bring good tidings and indescribable joy after una don vote for good tidings and indescribable joy in to government in 2023 abi? undecided
Kobo, biko leave me oh😏 this na New Year and I no wan argue.😔
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year Nairalanders by Michelle55: 12:25am On Jan 01
May this New Year 🎆 bring us good tidings and indescribable joy.
Happy New Year 🎊 to y'all.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Of 9 Months Just Crashed by Michelle55: 9:39am On Dec 14, 2023
You will be fine darling... Just dust your ass and move on.

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Romance / Re: What Do You Do To A Rich But Stingy Friend? by Michelle55: 9:14am On Dec 14, 2023
Nobody owes you shiit, kindly drop this entitled mentality. As a man, such things don't suit you. Your friend is not responsible for your hungry family and how he chooses to spend his money is no business of yours.
Go and hustle like everyone else, he reserves all rights to be stingy to you and be generous to himself or anyone he fancies.

No be im tell ya people to be hungry and this your thread is truly unnecessary.
Always remember this; if God doesn't lay it in any man's heart to help you, even if the person's money is overflowing like a river he won't help you.
Na as the spirit leads, person dey take help another so chill and hustle to take care of your family until grace and luck shines on you.

👌

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Food / Re: Burnt meals,share your experience! by Michelle55: 11:15am On Dec 12, 2023
ahnie:
Yesterday we were craving beans n pap,I soaked the beans for like 30 minutes before boiling with hot-plate since there was light.

After putting everything,I said let me just rest a little ,that was how I dozed off due to lack of rest and adequate sleep.

Only to be jolted out of my sleep by smoke everywhere ,na so my beans take burn.

I had to save the savable part make I nor do 2 zeros in this teeth biting economy.

Imagine if I had used the gas na so I for take burn the entire house.







I experienced this on Sunday! I was perceiving the burnt soup but my mind didn't register the fact it was coming from my kitchen, it was until my mom asked if I was cooking something that I realized it was coming from my kitchen.. You need to see the speed wey I take leave lappy go off gas. Everywhere choke! You get luck sef, you still get some part of the beans out. Mine got completely burnt. 😔

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Romance / Re: Help, Bet9ja Did Not Want To Give Me My Winnings by Michelle55: 8:00am On Dec 08, 2023
They don't want your December to be detty, perhaps they will release it after Christmas 🤷. .
Those of una asking for something, person never fit redeem im winnings nau. Make una chill fess😏
Romance / Re: When Your Wife Constantly Insults You by Michelle55: 10:21pm On Oct 31, 2023
This insult of a thing was the core reason why I erased someone from my life, I can accept anything anyone dishes out but certainly not insults. The moment you use vile words on me, the respect I have for you drains down to zero instantly and there's nothing you would do to get it back up.

I see people who insult at every slight provocation as people who lack moral upbringing or were raised in a toxic environment, I refuse to dance in the mud with such people and no child of mine would be raised in such a toxic atmosphere.


Op, I'm sure the signs were there but you chose to ignore them, well do everything you can to protect your peace.

People who insult easily don't change, it's embedded in their bloodstream. They usually promise to change but revert to their old ways almost immediately, I wouldn't say you should do away with your wife because you are married already but if it persists, kindly take a short vacation to clear your mind. The economy is bad enough, don't let vile people ruin your happiness. That's the only thing you've got that's truly yours.
Stay safe!

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Family / Re: Help! I'm Feeling Guilty Of Ruining Someone's Marriage by Michelle55: 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2023
olabrinks:
Why should any sane woman leave her 4 kids in a marriage for a single man? Lol she’s delusional and dumb. This kind of situation should be kept as a fling and nothing more. No normal man will marry a woman that cheated on her husband with 4 kids, c’mon now.
Lol, she has no idea what is about to hit her. Why would a married woman cheat in the first place? If the marriage don tire her, simply tear the certificate make she for see road knack all the whole preeq wey dey the world. Her husband being over-religious is no excuse, let her teach him the way to pleasure her(nobody knows it all) since na fvck carry her come this world. As for the op, the guy wey go use ya wife kpekus do rag still dey secondary school. Continue!!

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Family / Re: Help! I'm Feeling Guilty Of Ruining Someone's Marriage by Michelle55: 9:53pm On Oct 31, 2023
Hezzyluv:
I can't just wrap my fingers on the reason why some women cheat a lot. embarassed

Op, I was in same shoe like you. But in my own case, she didn't request divorce from her husband. I couldn't stand it at some point, l had no option then to resigned from the work I was doing and travel from Abuja to Lagos just to stop that nonsense because conscience no allow me rest.

I really thank God for his mercy on me and for giving me the grace for taking such bold step. It wasn't easy at first but it was worth it. Because, I was heading towards distribution.
Abeg, wetin you bin wan distribute, ya akamu bah? I wan check something😂😂
Anyway, I'm glad you didn't tow that path of distribution errmm... Sorry, I mean destruction.
Your peace of mind is paramount so protect it, avoid married women with everything you've got.
👌

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Romance / Re: Couples Now Getting Married But Postponing Having Kids by Michelle55: 10:16am On Oct 30, 2023
TheeOracle:


What type of hunger lifestyle is this, imagine using napkin in this age. It’s not making sense at all. And for the food it’s okay and fine. Remember the quality of these food are not same anymore (gmo/pesticides) and what do you mean using black soap. That thing that destroys an adult skin.

Abeg, if you’re not ready for basic responsibilities don’t have babies. Hospital bills scan come at any time.
I can agree with the use of shea butter as cream but certainly not the napkin or black soap.
Some babies fills up the diapers within a space of 2-3 hours, how much more when a napkin is used( that's more work)
I'm sure no mother wants to be changing and washing napkins every 4 hours, and as for the food, EBF is good as long as the mother eats very well and she can supplement with pap or any other solid food that is good for her baby once the baby clocks 6months or more.
Everything can be managed with the right planning. The bad economy has got nothing on us.☺️

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Romance / Re: Couples Now Getting Married But Postponing Having Kids by Michelle55: 9:59am On Oct 30, 2023
God has been faithful... My baby is just getting bigger every single minute of the day, the diapers that I bought no longer fit🤣 she done pass am(still thinking of what to do with it. Had it been I knew, I would have simply bought one but I'm already used to buying things in bulk, her clothes nko? She don pass them, na to do shopping for her again. Omo, it's not easy but God made it easy. Taking care of kids in this era is for the strong-hearted. May God see us through.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 5:58pm On Oct 14, 2023
OssyMalik:
Easy Home portal air led cooler. Made in Germany.
Price is 20k.
Call/WhatsApp 08033688904 to buy
Location?
Family / Re: What Makes You Unique As A Person? by Michelle55: 5:25pm On Oct 14, 2023
Klass99:
Let me see........that would be;

1.My natural ability to keep things neat, tidy and organized. It's a gift I like to use to bless my family and friends with. One friend in particular (Natalie) can't stop talking about it, she travelled overseas one time and left her house keys with me. A day or two to her return I cleaned her place up, made the bed, cooked a pot of stew and refrigerated it for her. It gave me so much pleasure to hear the gratitude and pleasure in her voice when she returned to her house and called me to say thank you.

My brother (Nathan) couldn't stop raving about it either when he also returned from an overseas trip to a similar experience in his home. Nat & Nathan have both suggested I start a cleaning business. What they don't understand is that not every skill is meant to be monetized (in my opinion) It would drive me crazy to clean the homes of strangers because of how dirty some folks are or can be. I may end up with PTSD and in a mental home if I tried it grin.

I have to say I am just badass like that, when it comes to housekeeping and hospitality. I hate to cook though, but give me a broom, mop and cleaning items and watch me work my magic.

2. My sensitivity, by this I mean my ability to sense other people's moods, needs or wants, and meet those needs or wants, if I can, without them voicing it. I am able to pick up on things from a person's tone of voice, body language or a situation. I get a kick out of their pleasant surprise when I do this.

3. I don't think this one is unique or peculiar to me alone. The ability to make myself climax without touching my body or any sexual organs. I just use my mind and imagination to do that. Interestingly I've found lovemaking and intimacy to be more enjoyable in my mind and head, than the real thing. Emphasis on more enjoyable.


4. My sensuality in and out of bed, it comes naturally and effortlessly. For real, I am not even trying to hype myself, I say this based on what I have been repeatedly told by an ex and more than one admirer. I will never forget the guy who said I gave him a hard on from simply answering a phone call. He called while my cousin was in the shower, I answered the call to let him know she was unavailable but would return the call asap. Dude wanted to know who I was and later confessed what happened to him that day. I think it was the quality of my voice messing with his testosterone.

5. In interviews, it has got to be that voice again, how well I speak without a fake accent and the confidence I exude. That confidence comes from years of interviewing and always practicing the crap out of my interviews ahead of time. It doesn't hurt that I have a bombshell smile with dimples in each cheek, a sunny persona and natural beauty.
Lol, I thought I was alone in this. Glad to have a partner🙈

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Family / Re: God!!! GIRL SUFFOCATES BABY PUT IN HER CARE BY STUFFING HER TOE IN HER MOUTH. by Michelle55: 5:18pm On Oct 14, 2023
I refuse to watch the video abeg, I don't want to cry or have nightmares. The way you described it is enough torture for me already 😥
Is the baby still alive?
😭😭
Family / Re: A Lady Ran Away With My Pregnancy. by Michelle55: 10:38am On Oct 07, 2023
etrange:


Lol... Relax as chill and wait for his grown up son/daughter to show up? You guys have watched a lot of movies. It doesn't always happen that way. A lot of kids don't ever see thier biological father. Even those that do don't always have any real bond with thier father at that time. Or you think a grown-up man/woman will automatically establish a child/father relationship with some old dude just because they learned he's thier biological father? Besides, OP wants the joy of seeing his baby grow up. He doesn't just want some guy to walk in one day and he's his son (just assuming the gender here). He might find it hard to 'relax' knowing his child is our there growing up without him.

That said, OP, the lady do not owe you anything. If you're not married to her, that baby is not legally yours until your name is entered as its father at the point of birth and it's up to her to decide if she wants to do that or not. This is what most guys don't understand. Dumping your sperm into someone doesn't automatically give you any right over her or the baby growing within. It's understandable if she doesn't want to get married to you (most men don't want to get married to the ladies they sleep with), but if you can reach her and convince her to allow you play a role in the child's life (both physically or financially), that will be great. However, that's pratically all you can do. You can't approach this with force.

Good luck!
This right here is what most ignorant guys don't know but they would learn the hard way... I know one like that who feels being disrespectful and insulting would get him a child.. Very toxic and arrogant, well his negative energy is being matched right now and I trust the lady not to be the type to take bullshiit from anyone.
Some guys thinks being a sperm donor automatically makes you a father and then he waits until the child's grows up to look for them, lol.
If I decide to be the lady and go extreme, the child wouldnt know of his existence sef🤣🤣🤣. Make dem dey play! Person wey you no know reach house nor a single member of her family, you wan dey do pass yourself as a man at every given opportunity.
Op wait until the child is born, he/she would look for you😊.

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