Michelle70:
Ah ah.
Are u not thesame lady that was forming rigid to my advances?

Ayam not understanding, shey you didn't hear when I told you that ayam 45 going to 46 ni abi na old evening newspaper you wan carry put for house? Tomorrow now, you wee coman tell ya nl inlaws how the evening newspaper isnor doing well

PS: I wasn't being rigid, just saving you the stress of carrying evening newspaper to ya bossom

VeryWickedMan:
Gazzuzz is now a marriage mechanic.

doggedfighter:
Is that Nairaland's gazzuzz ?




Other than car issues didn't know he helps ladies looking for husbands too.


On the issue, love finds everyone at different times.


While waiting keep busy , if you can and you desire a child so much , birth one or adopt.

It helps and can make one happy !

Michelle70:
its great if u loved it.

I never could have thought ur occupied all day.

I thought only bandits work every time.

ur not by any chance a ban... coughs ... clears throat ...

u know what, never mind

Lolz, are you scared of saying what you have in mind? You better talk cos I don't bite and don't over work that tiny brain of yours on the kinda work I do , I work in a health sector

Michelle70:
weekend work?

hmmm

Michelle70:
smiles.
Yo, how is ur schedule next week?

would like to gossip over a drink.

Would be working next weekend but I do love gossip sha.
Hope you're doing great, HNM by the way.

Michelle70:
u no wan get nightmares?

is it that u are not used to seeing angels in ur dreams or what?

Anyways goodnight.

If the angel na you, I would rather keep wake biko.
Goodnight!

Michelle70:
i no even understand the kind stony heart weh u carry sef.

This was suppose to be the part where u have to say
"Awwn Ahaan, that was so sweet of u"
Then u blow a kiss

U know what, i think my boat don hit rock, do have a nice night and dream of me

I no wan get nightmare edakun, e get one hanty wey say you dey enter her eyes. Shey make I run am come ya side? She set die

Michelle70:
Aha, u want to become pqlatable to women? lolz.

I think u should first exude confidence, when u see a lady u really like, u could just approach her, the worst thing u could get is rejection.

Make sure she notice ur presence before the approach her, a little eye contact and a smile which follows a subtle waving does the trick.

Confidently approach her and start the conversation, dont go ahead saying nonsense that could land u a slap.

u could say something like "oh u wanna come sit with me? i'd love to buy u a drink" (oh, redpillers are actually stingy sha, so if u a redpiller, forget the drnk part)

If shes into u, she will accept but if not, u could still walk out by saying "oh, i'd like to take my leave, see u around"

oh, lemme use this method on michelle55 and ishilove if it will work out.
brb

Michelle70:
It was actually from other parts of the world but refurbished in Ile-Ife

Abeg i don tire, u deh gimme tough time, make i carry my bike go find another person to razzu

Michelle70:
chinko ke, the love is organic.

directly from ile-ife

I no do be that... Anything from ile-ife isnor meant for me

Michelle70:
no be only homage, na the entire villageMAGE i suppose pay.

My moniker was inspired by a song sha.

I like the name, no wonder, i fell in love with u first time i saw ur moniker.

In Psquare voice "This love na follow come"

Michelle70:
ur moniker caught my attention though

You should pay homage to me because that's my name and you shouldn't be bearing a feminine name

Michelle70:
Whaaaaat?
So u are like the Abba father of NL?

oh, na that age i deh like sha.

na them deh make my heart run "chukudi chukudi chukudi".

Michelle70:
Ur moniker though.

Lol.. Osheey! Legend of the wife seeker abeg before you go toast me, I senior you oh before you go talk say I no tell you. Ayam 43 going to 44, just to be clear

Magnoliaa:


Shift for me make I join you.
I get popcorn and Ribena, lmao.

The bullet not reach my side here.

Lol, I love vawulence especially when NL boys decides to break their heads on top women matter
Abeg share the ribena make e reach my side.

Canberra55:
I like ur name. Reminds me of minez.

Awwn, thanks hon