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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Michelle55: 4:41pm On Jun 24, 2022
Samakus:



cheesy cheesy. NL is not for the weak cheesy

Bad gyal. You ended up referring to it as Keke Napep cheesy. Now who's not nice? grin
Keke napep is bigger and can accommodate 3/4 persons or would you have preferred I call his D okada ni? sad

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Michelle55: 4:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
Samakus:
All these explanations about your D just so you don't feel too bad anymore cheesy cheesy

We know you're pretty small down there. If your babe repeatedly say that you're small, you're small nah cheesy
Be nice cheesy
OP, don't worry much about what your girl said but writing all those sexual escapades your D has had with other girls isn't necessary.
Be proud of ya machine(D) even if na keke napep.

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Romance / Re: Ghosting Gone Wrong by Michelle55: 4:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
Mammie330:

Like I really can't deal.�
Pay him no mind, you did the right thing.
Romance / Re: What Can I Take To Last Long When Having Sex? by Michelle55: 4:16pm On Jun 24, 2022
NzubechiPeru:
Hello Nairalanders,Please What Can I take to last long in bed,My babe is coming to visit for the first time and she is coming this evening.The babe fine die..I usually last 10 minutes,wetin I go take make I reach up to 30 minutes??..I no get erectile dysfunction oo,na just say e no dey hard for me I done cum..Thanks

Don't you think 30 minutes is quite small to thoroughly kill someone's daughter with sex? You should be looking at 3hrs45mins for a thorough sexual satisfaction and only then would she confidently confirm that her boyfriend is truly a man.
For that long period of sexual spree you would be needing 1bottle of alomo bitters mixed with 500mg of tramadol then wash it down with Jack Daniels. You don't have to thank me, we're our brother's keepers.

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Michelle55: 4:07pm On Jun 24, 2022
Juliet751:
Throughout that day,i was just crying and eating.
grin don't confuse my confusion abeg, how is it possible to cry and eat at the same time? I want to learn from you

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Michelle55: 4:05pm On Jun 24, 2022
Oturatetuala:
Crying like a bush baby. Damn u Temitayo! That night you broke with me at peckham, Ogun Kee u. undecided
cheesy please explain to me how bush baby usually cries
Romance / Re: Ghosting Gone Wrong by Michelle55: 3:50pm On Jun 24, 2022
NewSoul:
I guess this so called ignored dude is very much "richer" than he was 6 years ago. Op has been stalking him on social media and she can see the dude is balling and chilling with ladies far above her class. Now she's still single and suicidal up to the point she had to open a thread after over half-a-decade later. She's less beautiful than she was and all her previous "fvck/plays boys" are tired of her and have dumped her. Nobody wants her grin. Now she's stalking a dude she coldly told to get out, no be juju be that grin

I said it in one thread and I will say it again. Any lady that ghosts you or dumps you so harshly or coldly her secret prayer is that you don't make it in life so her mind can be pleased and she can thank "god" that she skipped an unfortunate person. Your best revenge is to be successful, it pains them to the bone marrow especially when they are already certified "evening Newspaper" smiley

As for the dude that stopped talking to her when she disrespected him. My utmost respect goes to him. He's a real MVP and not a simp. He knows his value and worth that's why he was making it clear to this madam op that he's a ladies' man and girls are all over him. If op understood him and had wisdom she'll know this dude wasn't bragging but telling her facts. He just wanted you to know there are/were many beautiful women better than you who were/are struggling to be with him but for some reasons his heart chose you. He was subtly telling you not to take him for granted. But you just had to look for a silly excuse to discard him because you wanted to be free to continue your whoredom with "fvck boys" grin. Where are they now? They've left your sorry ass grin . If he had continued talking to you, it wouldn't have changed anything because you would have treated him worse and embarrassed him more. So he did well if you can give me his number I'll like to send a token to him for being a man and not a SIMP, a man of value that knows his worth and would not let anyone treat him otherwise. He's my type of guy cool

Well the reason you are feeling this way after 6 years is because you have missed your "God given husband" and you can feel it in your spirit. A 7 day fast on water only praying for marital favour and bliss and an encounter at the annual SHILOH can repair this damage you have done.

These I have seen
All this epistle on top say she ghost ya fellow man? Be calming down bro

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Family / Re: Una Wey Una Mama No Born Plenty Pikin No Know Wetin God Do For Una. by Michelle55: 5:18pm On Jun 17, 2022
God1000:
you mean you don't have siblings?

You can have me for free
Lol.. Nothing is free even in Freetown. cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Turned Down A Good Man's Proposal Because Of His Small Préééq - Nigerian Lady, by Michelle55: 5:16pm On Jun 17, 2022
Wetin preeq dey cause, mouth no fit talk am. grin I commend her for calling off the relationship rather than cheating on him in the long run.

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Family / Re: Una Wey Una Mama No Born Plenty Pikin No Know Wetin God Do For Una. by Michelle55: 5:10pm On Jun 17, 2022
Interesting! I would give anything to have a sibling or two smiley meanwhile, this op is lamenting of having too many siblings This life no just balance jare.

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Food / Re: How I Made My Chinese Rice With Chicken Sauce Pics by Michelle55: 6:03pm On Jun 11, 2022
Channah1:


Your opinion.

By the way, it was the poor lighting of the place. The uncompleted building.
There's no need to be rude because it's not needed in this scenario, it seems you have a problem with honest criticisms. You need to be calming down and take reviews and criticism in a positive light.

By the way, the lighting and uncompleted building have got nothing to do with picture quality. It's either your new acquired oppo phone camera isn't living up to its expectations or you simply ain't good at taking nice shots

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Food / Re: How I Made My Chinese Rice With Chicken Sauce Pics by Michelle55: 5:52pm On Jun 11, 2022
The picture quality didn't do justice to the food, is this how bad the Oppo camera is?
I was expecting some nice-looking food display. It ends up making the food look unappealing angry

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Romance / Re: How Many Sex Partners Do You Have Right Now? by Michelle55: 8:28pm On Jun 07, 2022
Slynation:
I get it whenever I need it...
Odogwu!! After you na you sir! cheesy
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Michelle55: 11:47pm On Jun 06, 2022
NaughtyBrainiac:
Thank you for the response.

As for fast-tracking after capturing, how many weeks faster will one get it if one goes through an Immigration Officer.

e.g DIY takes 5 weeks after capturing.
Paying IO takes 1 week after capturing?
I got mine less than a week after capturing however, it doesn't have sure timing like the poster above said.
Food / Re: Who Remembers This Primary School Days Method Of Cooking 'Concoction Rice'? by Michelle55: 9:38pm On Jun 04, 2022
You people have succeeded in turning this innocent thread to a vawulence zone sad
E no good oh, so na concoction rice cause all these high tension vawulence that ayam seeing so? angry

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Family / Re: What Marriage Advice Would You Give Your Younger Self? by Michelle55: 7:01pm On Jun 04, 2022
Kobojunkie:
I am sorry! Who are you and why are you in this? lipsrsealed

If you have answers then please respond appropriately or move on ... again..
Now, you're being childish.
Consider this my last response to you, it would be great if you keep mute sometimes because you're beginning to sound more like a broken record, no offense though.
Peace!

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Food / Re: Who Remembers This Primary School Days Method Of Cooking 'Concoction Rice'? by Michelle55: 6:49pm On Jun 04, 2022
Nice one but this one don comot for concoction oh, this one na healthy meal with that fish to grace it.
Would have loved to try it but I'm too lazy to cook these days sad

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Family / Re: What Marriage Advice Would You Give Your Younger Self? by Michelle55: 6:39pm On Jun 04, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Be specific! What aspect of what I stated is false interpretation? undecided
Did God not impose submission as a curse(unholy) on marriage in Genesis 3 vs 16? undecided

Did Jesus Christ not proclaim that marriage is of this world (unholy) and not of the Kingdom of God(Holy) in Luke 20 vs 34 - 36? undecided

Simple yes or no to any the question above will do! Be blunt this time about the topic and not my person. undecided
Sometimes, it's best if you could just let some topics go and learn. It isn't compulsory that you must comment, arguments don't make one sound wise kobo rather it reveals the level of your knowledge in certain topics.
Seat this one out and let's not turn this beautiful thread into arguments.
Danke!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is That Movie You Will Watch Over And Over Again?? by Michelle55: 11:29am On Jun 03, 2022
3 idiots
Fast and Furious
Baahubali
Accident man
No time to die
Black Panther
Ambulance
Cheaper by the dozen
Wrath of man
Home alone(1-4)
THUG
The Old Guard
Wonder
..... Let me stop here smiley

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Travel / Re: Advice!! Marriage For Papers by Michelle55: 9:28pm On May 30, 2022
Nna eh, nothing person no go see for nl sad
Family / Re: Nairalanders,i'm finished. by Michelle55: 3:07pm On May 29, 2022
Skyview01:
Akiko ji na ede!
cheesy my granny's favorite slang grin
Romance / Re: Facts About Circumcised Women. by Michelle55: 11:01pm On May 28, 2022
Nazgul:

Absence of clitoris shows that she's circumcised. The clitoris is that organ above the opening of her vagina, which if you rub gently she'll go gaga, if it isn't there, then she has been circumcised cos during FGM (Female genital mutilation) that's what they cut off.
Inukwa! Tell me more, I'm interested in this part of the lecture smiley
Romance / Re: What A Small Boy Told Me Today Hm by Michelle55: 10:56pm On May 28, 2022
Channah1:


You are a bigger clown.
Lol,I'm glad you ain't selling us sob stories anymore smiley
Kindly keep us entertained with your imaginary stories at least you're getting good at it. angry
Romance / Re: What A Small Boy Told Me Today Hm by Michelle55: 9:27pm On May 28, 2022
cheesy this babe is a clown, she keeps entertaining us with free gist. Nothing do you jare, carry go angry.
I support ya ministry!

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Crime / Re: 2 Jealous Ladies Upload Married Friend’s Sex Video On Social Media In Lagos by Michelle55: 3:22pm On May 26, 2022
A major reason why I don't keep friends, I will always wish you well from afar.

Now that they have destroyed her marriage, what are their benefits? undecided

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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by Michelle55: 9:14am On May 26, 2022
cupidhero:


This whoring stage you speak of is actually real?

The thing use style funny. So person go just wake up and decide to be having sex like animal and think it is normal. Na wa.
Not really, it's called a whoring stage because the ability to say NO and stick to it is missing/thin and even when you say it, it wouldn't be effective cos you still desire the attention inwardly. If the person pushes further, he would succeed in winning you over. The same thing might happen with the rest you come across at this stage.
Mind you, it doesn't apply to everyone especially those that know what they want at the earliest age.

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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by Michelle55: 8:34am On May 26, 2022
cowboyvs:


I loved this girl so much but with this last action I feel she has finally crossed the rubicon.
Love is never enough bro, the earlier you know this the better it would be.
Maybe, her knowing that you love her so much is propelling her to act that way because she knows you would always forgive her after many pleadings.
As I said earlier, the choice to overlook her cheating nature and accept her back is solely up to you.

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