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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 6:00pm On May 14, 2023
Lewalemanto:
Good day Mamas
I take cold water a lot because of the hot weather. I was advised to stop so that when I give birth my baby won't experience cough and cattarh.

Is it true or mere superstition?
I'm on this boat oh, from day one till now(23 weeks gone)I don't know what room temperature water looks like.
If it's not cold, fogerrit. We are not drinking☹️
Mamas in the house, help us to confirm if to stop or continue.

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Romance / Re: Lady Tells Hubby She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK by Michelle55: 3:34pm On May 14, 2023
She was never in love with him from the onset, make she shut up joor😏

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Family / Re: I Feel So Cheated By My Girlfriend by Michelle55: 9:12pm On May 13, 2023
No think am. She carry you handicap.. Simply move on and stop whining like a puppy😏
Romance / Re: 6 Things You Should Talk About During Your Courtship by Michelle55: 5:36pm On May 07, 2023
Nicely put! But couple's goals outfits and I love you useless talks no dey gree dem see road.

You see that money issue eh, very importanter but awa Gen Z people no go gree talk about am.

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Romance / Re: Fundamental Issues (church, Family Etc) With Potential Wife. by Michelle55: 5:28pm On May 07, 2023
Marriage never start yet the religious and autocratic side of her don dey show you shege promax already, shey you won't take a break laidis?😏

On a serious note, courtship ain't supposed to be this tough and energy-draining, instead of you guys having a go at it as friends you are always arguing about one religion stuff or the other. You both need a long and never returning break, life no supox hard laidis na.🀷

The worst mistake you would ever make is to marry a religious fanatic, your hell on earth just began with such a person. Know this and know peace!!
πŸ‘Œ

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Romance / Re: Worst Date; Man Shares 400k Bill With Lady & Her Girlfriend He Went On Date With by Michelle55: 9:14am On May 07, 2023
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 what the heck did they eat that accumulated to 400k abeg?
Dem kill live cow for them ni?
Serves them right!
No dey do pass yourself ontop another person money, he was kind enough to request for the splitting of bills sef😏

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Health / Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Michelle55: 10:03pm On May 06, 2023
Dude is being roasted alive and he has no idea... Ahnie abeg pity amπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Family / Re: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Michelle55: 1:54pm On May 06, 2023
Stomping my feet when I don't get what I want, I still do that shiit till date. It's quite embarrassing yet I can't stop myself from doing it.πŸ€”

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Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by Michelle55: 5:24pm On May 05, 2023
Mom did, and it's with whatever she can lay hands on. She would be screaming as she's beating you "if you wan die, dieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, I no go say because I born one pikin make I let am spoil" the beating no be here and no one dares tries to pacify her when she's beating me else you've just added fuel to the fire, she go nearly kill me. She does this whenever my dad isn't around.☹️ What a mother!

My sweet dad never laid a finger on me and no dares that whenever he's around, na that time my shoulder pad dey rise wella. I go come dey bugaπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Politics / Re: Who Else Is Suffering This Light Issues? by Michelle55: 5:11pm On May 05, 2023
It depends on the part of Lagos you are talking about, we've had light for the past 2 straight days now, they took it about an hour ago.
Investment / Re: Ponzi Scheme GMG Has Finally Crashed. by Michelle55: 11:06am On May 04, 2023
Serves them right.. I don't pity anyone who choose to be gullible and greedy at the same time.🀷🌝
Romance / Re: 15 Years Relationship, She Finally Broke Up With Me. I'm injured by Michelle55: 1:59am On May 04, 2023
ahnie:
You dey mind dam.
I honestly don't know if bashing women gives them one special kind of blood different from ours.
Imagine holding someone's daughter down for a whole 15years yet he has the temerity to come online to judge her.
May someone pin your daughter down for the same amount of years without doing the needful so you would know how exactly her father and family feels. @Op

What the heck is semi introduction? It's either you are traditionally and legally married to her or not.
Dude even came to seek pity, don't worry, your kind would soon be here to commend you because no real and sane man would do this rubbish.

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Romance / Re: 15 Years Relationship, She Finally Broke Up With Me. I'm injured by Michelle55: 1:33am On May 04, 2023
xin5:
I don't even know if it's a win win for me or a big loose.
I feel like I lost a family member deep inside. But all the same they are more fish in the ocean.
But to start from the scratch is the problem.
The little investment, time shared is there in my head.
since 2006 jamb lesson we met
Abortion yakata
Quarrel plenty
We break up and make
The longest was 3month but still we dey
Even did semi introduction
Is the bolded necessary? You made it sound like she didn't invest her time, love and commitment as well. If you truly loved her as you claimed, why didn't you wife for these past 15 years?
She gave you 15 years of her life and the only thing you could think of is to bring her to a public forum so that all these hungry boys would dissect and call her unprinted names.
Congratulations! Your aim have been achieved, you can now sleep peacefully
!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Kind Of Job Do You Do And What's The Hardest Part of Your Job? by Michelle55: 1:20pm On May 03, 2023
A freelancer... The hardest part is staying awake all night and sleeping when others are going to work or at work🌝

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Romance / Re: This Is Why I Don't Talk To My Boss Anymore. Did I Do The Right Thing? by Michelle55: 3:12am On May 03, 2023
Pray that no one would uses you for rituals because this your entitlement mentality reeks to high heaven!!
No one owes you shiit even if una dey knack because it's pretty obvious that you guys have something underlying going on between you two.
Omo, your shoulder pad dey high to dey request for phone like say you put the money for im pocket.
Besides, you weren't forced to attend the burial or were you? Even at that, he owes you nothing. If he chooses to give that's fine and if not, move on.
Career / Re: How Are You Coping With Your Salary In This Economy by Michelle55: 3:55pm On May 02, 2023
God has been faithful... Just this morning I was lamenting to a friend how 300k just finished within one week that I collected it, she said I should be grateful that I earn more than that compare to others who earn so little yet survives.
I simply thanked God and moved on, no strength to complain again abeg. Anyhow e be we go survive am las las
πŸ₯Ί.

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Family / Re: My Wife Burnt My Boxers Because I Didn't Give Her 30k by Michelle55: 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2023
Being pregnant isn't enough reason to be toxic, if anything being pregnant humbled me. She is toxic, the least she could have done is source for ways to get half of the money and send to her mom. I believe the mom would understand, a wife supports the husband and not tear him down.
She's toxic abeg, let's assume you're not around to provide the money, does it mean she would trace you down to any part of the state you are in and beat the money out of you?
The koko be say, money no dey be say e no dey! You can't kill yourself, is she the first to get pregnant?

As a woman, be financially independent before attempting marriage to avoid disgusting issues like this.😏

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Family / Re: Should I Go Ahead With Her? by Michelle55: 9:15pm On Apr 23, 2023
Run as fast as your legs can carry you, the toxicity alone is enough to cut your life short.

I have no intention of reading on fp how one of you murdered each other so to avoid that, dissolve whatever that's between you two now.

You're better off single than to die as a married man.

Peace!πŸ‘Œ

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Family / Re: Naming A New Born Child : by Michelle55: 9:01pm On Apr 23, 2023
Both parties does the job of picking the names, most times the grandparent are giving the honour of picking the names too.

E.g, My grandmother picked mine, the plenty names my parents picked didn't matter cos she insisted that's the name God said I must bear so they let it sink.🀷

I've already picked my kids names, the dad can do justice to the native names that way equation go balance. 😊
Family / Re: What's Your Take On This? by Michelle55: 7:33am On Apr 22, 2023
labake1:
I don't blame her much, body no be firewood. They husband that travelled is also doing same thing where they are
You know this, how? What if all the man is doing is trying to survive and make ends meet for his family in Nigeria? Let's not assume or paint the man black just because his wife cheated.

Body no be firewood don make some women carry another man pikin give their husbands, she knows what she's getting into the moment she joined the WhatsApp group. Her friend that added her doesn't want to commit adultery alone, so why not invite this gullible woman who doesn't know anything? 🀷

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Travel / Re: Almost Got Kidnapped Yesterday 20/4/2023 by Michelle55: 9:05pm On Apr 21, 2023
This one na old format nau, it was used when I was still in sec sch😊 especially around that oke afa to Okota side.

I encountered one during sec sch days, my saviour is I don't talk or respond to strangers on the road. Bros follow me do small trekking from oke afa to chemist bus stop where he was trying to convince me about the big ghana must go filled with money he brought for one imaginary reverend father🀣🀣🀣🀣. I just dey shake head like agama lizard to whatever he was saying, we got to ago roundabout im second join am. You no fit guy me for my adugbo nau, as I reach where I dey go, I just tell dem thank you for making this trekking memorableπŸ˜‹.

Op, I thank God on ya behalf say you no fall for ancient of days scam!

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Crime / Re: See How This Woman Skillfully Dissect A Python by Michelle55: 9:51am On Apr 20, 2023
How on earth do people eat this creepy thing?☹️ I don't even want to see it at all, people get mind oh.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 9:42pm On Apr 19, 2023
Coloredsg:
BA! BA! BA!

I am grateful to God for giving me victory and blessing me with an easy birth.

I welcomed my Prince and Princess (twins) on April 19th, 2023 @8pm via vaginal delivery.

Baby weight: 2.2 kg and 2.2 kg @36wks & 7 days

EED 9th May, God’s date April 19th, 2023

Allhamdulilah

BS coming soon.

Cc;
Kunmisola
congratulations momma!
πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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Family / Re: Take Your Children To Their Father Or Else - Man Tells Wife (pic/video) by Michelle55: 8:21pm On Apr 19, 2023
He's right though! He can't be footing all the bills, paying school fees yet he can't reprimand nor send them on an errand. E no dey happen anywhere, she made it obvious that he isn't their father whenever he decides to send them on an errand.

The best thing is to take them to their father for peace to reign, I don't think the man would intentionally hurt those kids but seeing that he's not their father, she didn't think he's capable of correcting them so make she carry dem go give dia papa.😏

You dey the man house yet you no want make your children enjoy the man as a father figure too, mtcheeew!

Next story please!😏

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Family / Re: Will You Allow Your Children Speak Their Mum Language Which You Don't Understand by Michelle55: 5:26pm On Apr 18, 2023
Well, my kids would learn mine first as their dad is unavailable to teach them his.
There's no big deal whose language they learn first anyway.
Romance / Re: DNA Confirmed My Friend A Bastard by Michelle55: 9:16pm On Apr 16, 2023
How do some women do this, like passing off someone else's child as their husband's?πŸ€” You would have the heart to watch as he trains and dotes on the kids yet your conscience wouldn't prick even if it's just for a second to come clean. Nawao!

Whatever rocks their boats sha!

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Romance / Re: What Are The Things You Can Never Do For A Man You Are Not Married To? by Michelle55: 5:55pm On Apr 14, 2023
Fight go soon start... Make I siddon dey look😊😊

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Romance / Re: Why Did I Get Married by Michelle55: 5:06am On Apr 13, 2023
People get married for different reasons though well until I am convinced in my spirit that I'm making the right decision then that norm isn't for me.

Kudos to those who have been able to hold it down for years, I know it's not easy but God gat y'all.😚😚😚

I would rather have my baby and face life squarely than enter into a marriage that would bring me nothing but pain and misery, my happiness and peace of mind is the top priority for me.

@Op, so long you and your kids are happy, nothing else matters. Marriage no dey heaven, so live your best life and radiate joy always.πŸ‘Œ

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