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Romance / Re: My Experience In Working For A Big Company That Pay Well. by Michelle55: 11:56am On Aug 07, 2022
You better treat and pamper yourself right, you owe no one anything. Only give willingly and when you're disposed to do so and never think of pleasing everyone who comes your way because human wants are insatiable.

Invest in yourself, increase your source of income if opportune buy lands and save too for rainy days. Let them call you stingy for all you care, only part with what you can afford to lose.

Most importantly, take care of your health and be happy!!

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Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With A 30 Year Old Woman ? by Michelle55: 11:47am On Aug 07, 2022
Some children sha, when you were busy chopping, licking and grinding her pvssy you didn't deem it fit to announce it to us but now that you are done, you're seeking advice on how to discharge/breakup with her. Karma awaits everyone sha, your fellow fvckboys have already given you the necessary advice on how to breakup with her so go on and put it to good use.

Goodluck!!!
Family / Re: Help! My Cousin Brother Visited Me With My Ex Girlfriend As His Wife by Michelle55: 5:49pm On Jul 17, 2022
Tamilore11:
Yes u will marry a virgin. But I speak into ur destiny, May ur wife be bleeped all over the street. May her pussy be slacked by different sizes of ducks after marriage. May ur duck never satisfy her. May she bleep ur dad till he faints while u suck his cum in a party.
Wow! So many curses in one comment, is this necessary? shocked

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Romance / Re: Guys!!! Am Heart Broken by Michelle55: 5:21pm On Jul 17, 2022
Sorry okay, learn to love yourself first and never involve too many emotions in a relationship that way you get to stay prepared in case it crashes.
Some people say I'm cold-hearted while some say I have no love to give, truth is I don't think I am ready to deal with any heartbreak hence I resolved never to invest too many emotions with anyone in case he decides to fvckup.
Perhaps, you should learn that technique for it's going to help you get through tough times such as this.
Don't worry, you will heal up pretty soon.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Stylishly Tell Your Girls To Go For HIV Test After Returning From SA by Michelle55: 12:16pm On Jul 17, 2022
When she stylishly infects you then you can be sure to die stylishly as well.
Ogbeni open mouth tell am make she go run test joor undecided
Better still, suggest that you both go for the test so it wouldn't look like you're suspecting her of getting hit outside.
Remember that health is wealth so don't joke with it lest you become a victim of HIV all in the bid to please your girlfriend
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Romance / Re: Problem With Abroad Boyfriend,i Need Advice by Michelle55: 1:37pm On Jul 14, 2022
Cutehector:
come let us hug... kiss kiss enter uber come my side make i buy you wine.
Nkwobi follow the palmy ni? tongue
Make we do am for weekend cos this I no fit stand this island traffic grin
Celebrities / Re: I'm A Proud 'Prostitute' - Tacha by Michelle55: 12:12pm On Jul 14, 2022
Lobatan! At least, she's proud of the profession she's carved for herself even if it's not all worth it.

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Travel / Re: My Fiancee Is Relocating To UK by Michelle55: 12:08pm On Jul 14, 2022
She's aware of everything so don't bother making excuses for her.
Life is not always greener on the other side, she needs to buckle up and face it headstrong if she's got any will to survive it all, or better still, she can decide to stay back and do something else rather than go to a country where nothing is assured, not even an accommodation.

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Romance / Re: Problem With Abroad Boyfriend,i Need Advice by Michelle55: 11:57am On Jul 14, 2022
Cutehector:
Michelle55 see wink
Lol... What did I do biko? Ain't doing that LDR thingy again. It's either we are living together as couples or we ain't doing the commitment thingy at all. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fine Girls In My Neighborhood by Michelle55: 7:16pm On Jul 10, 2022
[quote author=GenBuhari post=114600515][/quote]
That's understandable. smiley
Family / Re: . by Michelle55: 1:43pm On Jul 10, 2022
Vision101:
@greenie77

A Nigerian lady working as a Consultant with McKinsey as your casual sex partner......dream on! If she wan loose steam, there are better ponds to fish from.


@me
Don't mind all these fake requests. Let me recommend my former friend who has passed me and is now the boss of dmo.

Ewu canned beer.
It's Ewu Gambia.. tongue

OP, perhaps you should try going out once in a while you might get lucky to get what you seek.

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Romance / Re: Lady Sacks Boyfriend From Hotel She Rented For Him After Small Quarrel by Michelle55: 1:37pm On Jul 09, 2022
Serves him right, such audacity! grin
Romance / Re: I Have Just Been Kicked Out Of My Lekki Apartment (pics). by Michelle55: 8:03pm On Jul 08, 2022
Is this not another Airforce1 on the beat laidis?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fine Girls In My Neighborhood by Michelle55: 3:48pm On Jul 08, 2022
GenBuhari:
I am Emeka from Anambra but your tribe or country is unimportant as long as you are black.

I hate IPOB and their fake Biafra agitation

58 years old , 6' 3" (1.93m) , you own height doesn't matter, but you must not be obese (too fat).

Officially still married (for now) with 4 daughters and I want more children but marriage is irrevocably finished.

I am not following any religion at present but your own religion is up to you.

My interests include politics and current affairs, athletics and health.
I am not sexually demanding in fact I need to be more active.

I am currently in diaspora but will return very soon permanently.

You must be age 21 - 40 years old.

Education, employment and health status (e.g. blood type etc) unimportant.

You must have a happy and calm calm personality.
Well mannered .
healthy and fit and ready to have children
Hard-working , domesticated
Loyal and supportive.
PM me or email : usownt@yahoo.co.uk
Isn't 4kids enough already? Or are you looking to raise a football team? sad
Family / Re: What Do I Do With My Home? I Need Sincere Advice. by Michelle55: 3:44pm On Jul 08, 2022
An episode of things that never happened, what a creative content writer you are! smiley
It was you who desperately needed kids yet you allowed your side chick to abort thrice for you comfortably, please tell me another tales by moonlight abeg. undecided
Family / Re: Uyailncomparabl, You Failed In Your Attempt To spite Men. by Michelle55: 3:21pm On Jul 08, 2022
Nawaa oh, vawulence everywhere. angry
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Lady That Came To Try Me With Juju. by Michelle55: 11:22am On Jul 08, 2022
Nkan nbe! You could have probed further on what she wanted you to say yes to, how person go say yes to wetin im no know
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Mature Lady For Marriage by Michelle55: 11:13am On Jul 08, 2022
The women we have now na God dey fear dem smiley
So, you mean to tell me that in your area no woman is fit to be in a serious relationship with you? undecided
Take your time to hang out in places like church, cool spots, events etc you might get what you are looking for.
Goodluck!
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by Michelle55: 12:16pm On Jul 07, 2022
Where can I get this in Lagos, please? I've missed it angry
Romance / Re: Wife Catches And Beats Up Husband's Side Chick At Crunchies (Video, Photos) by Michelle55: 6:14pm On Jul 05, 2022
VirileNelly2420:

If u closes ur husband's chapter at d oza rum, whose chapter u go com open?

... asking for a friend
grin must I open the chapter to another person ni? cool
Romance / Re: Wife Catches And Beats Up Husband's Side Chick At Crunchies (Video, Photos) by Michelle55: 8:26am On Jul 05, 2022
Waste of energy I must admit!
Why not channel those fighting strengths into something worthy of you and your time undecided
To me, it's a division of labor thingy so long you aren't lacking in performing your duties as a father and husband. If you like, fvck all the women in the world e no consign me as long as I don't know your escapades and you no dey come near me again as per mekwe cos that chapter don close the moment your middle leg starts visiting other holes undecided

Fighting off other women won't solve anything, he would only get smarter and covers his track so you wouldn't embarrass him like that again. The wife has no business whatsoever fighting the side chicks, let her channel her energy into something else biko.

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly Inlove With by Michelle55: 8:12am On Jul 05, 2022
Here to read people's experiences smiley

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Properties / Re: Yay!!!... Today Is My Happy Day! Just Moved Into My Own Apartment by Michelle55: 10:04am On Jul 02, 2022
Channah1:


Yeah. Thanks.

We SUs don't pop Champagne tongue.
Inukwa sad
Bring it, I will pop it myself edakun cheesy

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Properties / Re: Yay!!!... Today Is My Happy Day! Just Moved Into My Own Apartment by Michelle55: 8:13am On Jul 02, 2022
Now, this is more like it! Glad you finally got your personal space sorted out smiley
Hope you will pop champagne to celebrate it? Na that wan I want.
Romance / Re: Where Is The Fastest Passport Processing Immigration Office In Nigeria by Michelle55: 2:59pm On Jun 27, 2022
Ikoyi, seems to be the fastest that I know of, I got mine 4days after capture. You can also try Alausa or Festac.

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Romance / Re: Please How Do I End This Relationship by Michelle55: 2:52pm On Jun 27, 2022
See as dem wan run my guyman street and im no get any idea grin
Does it mean that this supposed sickness doesn't have a cure or is it until she starts living fully with you that's when the sickness will heal completely? cheesy
Do you mean to tell me that you don't know manipulation when you see one? undecided
With the way you guys are having sex like minks I'm sure pregnancy would follow suit, na that time una eyes go clear smiley
Her sickness na only gbola fit cure am cheesy

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Michelle55: 9:59pm On Jun 24, 2022
realestate99:

Lol!! Bush baby no dey enter gated environment.
Can you officially invite bushbaby? At least, we are sure he's going to come with the billionaire mat grin na only the mat ayam interested in. cheesy
Food / Re: Why Do I Feel So Much Guilt??? by Michelle55: 9:16pm On Jun 24, 2022
Sanmel:


Lawanson. I managed to eat out of it this afternoon but not without thinking while eating, it's a crazy feeling really..
Send me address biko, that food mustn't waste cry
Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Michelle55: 9:15pm On Jun 24, 2022
realestate99:

Lol!!! It is a popular Yoruba folklore, bush baby always cry with their mat in their hand, some people believe if you can get the mat from them you will become rich.....like I said they are just mere folklore and viral hearsay.
https://www.oriire.com/post/the-tale-of-a-mystery-mat
Have you tried getting the mat from them? As e be like dis the country don tire person so getting the mat from one of them might epp us in fixing the economic situation of the country. smiley
Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Michelle55: 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2022
Sanmel:
I eat more when I'm unhappy so it's possible.. Besides, some people need energy to cry cheesy
Hahaha... This life is unbalanced walai, I usually don't have an appetite when I'm sad. Perhaps, you can teach me how to eat when I'm unhappy angry
Food / Re: Why Do I Feel So Much Guilt??? by Michelle55: 7:23pm On Jun 24, 2022
Sanmel:
For over 5 years now, I rarely eat any kind of meat because there's this strange feeling of guilt within me whenever I'm cutting or chewing meat.. I suddenly begin to imagine the animal being alive and the thought of that alone makes me nauseous.
However, I do eat different kinds of fishes and eggs. The annoying thing is my mind is beginning to bother me again concerning this one that I've been managing to enjoy.

For few days now, I've been craving banga soup so I decided to prepare it today. I bought all the ingredients I needed and I chose to use catfish, I bought a big one to enjoy myself very well.
After offloading on getting home, I decided to prepare my catfish for the cooking. Picked a knife to complete the half cutting that was done in the market, as I touched the fish, I noticed it was still pulsating after over 30mins of purchase. It really broke my heart and I became so emotional. I thought of just throwing it away but then I just poured a handful of salt over it and left the kitchen.
After about 30mins, I went back and managed to complete the preparation and then the soup..

The thing now is I've completely lost appetite for the meal I've been craving for just because of this.

Is like I'd start working towards becoming a vegetarian and I hope it's going to be an interesting venture..

Who else experiences this? How do you cope with such feelings?
Where are you located please? Someone needs to do justice to that food.
I only get to feel that way if it's chicken or goat and that's why I don't bother staying close when It's been slaughtered cos I might give you 1001 reasons why it should be left alive.
Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by Michelle55: 6:12pm On Jun 24, 2022
Juliet751:
I find comfort in food,it's part of a partice called emotional eating.
Abeg, coman teach me smiley

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