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Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry Man Who Cannot Afford The Thing You Can Do For Yourself by Michelle55: 1:41pm On Sep 05, 2023
Wahala for those in relationships! Those of us sleeping soundly with a huge smile on our faces, let's gather here mbok.😂😂😂🌝

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Education / Re: Things You Should Stop Doing In Life For Your Self-respect by Michelle55: 12:26pm On Sep 03, 2023
Thank you!

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Romance / Re: Feeling Too Young & Cheating All Day-Ninalowo Bolanle Marriage Crash Confession by Michelle55: 10:16am On Sep 02, 2023
Celeb marriage be crashing like Forex trading! This minute e green(lovey dovey splattered all over social media) the next minute e don red( gbas gbos and divorce everywhere)
Abeg, either una settle offline or make una getat. Who una marriage epp in the first place?
😏

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Asked To Leave UK After His Cheating Wife Files For Divorce by Michelle55: 10:08am On Sep 02, 2023
Make im sorry... Every minute of the day, na women matter men dey carry for head yet dem no get let the said women breath offline and online... Mtchheeew!😏
Politics / Re: Igunbor Sarah: Avoid Benin Men When Looking For A Romantic & Caring Partner by Michelle55: 3:15pm On Aug 29, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


I avoid people from that region generally. It's like they have something for being razz and uncouth. Always acting too wise and very cunning. Lol. Lucky you. He would have turned you into something else and before you know it, domestic violence would have set in. Crazy stuff.
Wish I had known earlier though, it wouldn't have gotten to this stage but anyway, nothing spoil.
Sometimes, I wonder why someone that educated would stoop so low to be uncouth and rain insults at every slight disagreement.
Glad it ended before person go turn me into a mad marketwoman.
😂😂😂

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Politics / Re: Igunbor Sarah: Avoid Benin Men When Looking For A Romantic & Caring Partner by Michelle55: 2:16pm On Aug 29, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


Many of them are like that. Very very toxic. And when you respond or give them a taste of their medicine, they call you combative. Dated two of their kinds from Benin in the past. Thankfully, it all started and ended online. Gaslighting and manipulation na their second name. So razz and proud. They will always find ways to demean you and let you know how trashy you are to them. Use abusive slurs like it's food. Seek respect from you like it's their birthright and they don't even have what they seek.

Toxicity and them na 5 & 6. Especially with the ones domiciled in Benin, forget it. They are no good. It pained me so much that year but looking back now, I appreciate that we parted ways because they would have made me so toxic like them. And all I can see now is that they gaslighted me making me seem as if I was the problem.

One of them just even commented on this thread talking about how ladies with bad character can't date their kind. But, na him get bad character pass. I just read him comment dey laf. grin
You nailed it babe! I had to retrace my steps when my mom called my attention to it, she said she has never seen me insult anyone no matter how provoked I am. I realized that dude is turning me into what I'm not, I just had to block him before I become razz, proud and toxic like him.
The bolded is so freaking him!
He has this he's always right syndrome, the funny part is dude slept with a friend and still had the guts to tell me I set him up🤣🤣🤣. Person wey no get self control no get am yet na dem dey demand respect and loyalty pass

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Politics / Re: Igunbor Sarah: Avoid Benin Men When Looking For A Romantic & Caring Partner by Michelle55: 6:55am On Aug 29, 2023
Apt!!! Some of them were never in line sef to receive those features. Had one like that, bros was so full of inconsistency, does all three vices yet would be demanding for respect like say im keep am for my pocket. Dude, respect is earned and not demanded. Got tired of his constant use of abusive words and blocked his silly ass, I wasn't raised in a toxic environment where insulting people is the order of the day. No room for negativity and toxicity!👌

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Romance / Re: New Marriage About To Crash. by Michelle55: 2:07pm On Aug 09, 2023
You're supposed to talk to your parents to reduce whatever that's on that list and stand with your husband... Dem no dey marry wife finish! Yes! He's right, your parents extorted him.
We all know how bad the country is right now, if your dad wanted a cow he should have bought it himself and not extort the young man in all the name of marriage.
150k is a meagre salary now with the current situation of the country, it can barely serve me for a week not to talk of a family man.
He has every right to be angry with you! Those list was written by people not ghost which means it can be bent or reduced to accommodate the young man abi your people sell you ni?
Mtcheeew! Abeg park well😏😏😏
When it's not a poverty alleviation scheme he's running.
Family / Re: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by Michelle55: 11:47am On Aug 08, 2023
Not all men can boldly do that even if their women are writhing in pain, I know one that was busy pressing his phone when his pregnant woman was in serious pain.
Sometimes, I wonder who births such men!
As for me, I definitely know how to get back to such an emotionless fellow.
Family / Re: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by Michelle55: 6:08pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
8000 watts Silver Crest Blender — 26000N
Thanks for the swift delivery🥰🥰🥰

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 10:01pm On Jul 29, 2023
ananne:
August Mamas how una dey?

Hope you are getting ready.
I'm more than ready oh, I simply can't wait anymore. My feelings are all over the place 😥😥😥 the kicks feels like my ribs are going to wear off anytime soon.
Omo, my tired is honestly tired!!😭😭

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by Michelle55: 9:57pm On Jul 26, 2023
Slynation:
Well... going through the names of those dropping numbers and it seems like our residents online billionaires and Feminists has logged into their second account...😂 No familiar monicker at all...
No loud am!!! This small secret naim you wan cast😏
Family / Re: Help No One Want To Marry Me But They Want Sex Because I Am A Single Mother by Michelle55: 9:32am On Jul 17, 2023
Why is it that people with this kinda sob stories don't live close to where people can easily verify it? I'm not saying op is lying but every of her thread is related to prostitution and underlying single mom syndrome. I'm sure you have family members and closed friends that can help you, but the need to rush to social media to seek aid when we can easily get help all around us has taken over.

You can sew from home, it isn't a must you have a shop and all equipment before starting.
Start small and please, stop complaining. You're not the only one with a child, and that shouldn't be an excuse to join prostitution either.

From all indication, you're not seeking a means to elevate yourself but rather a man to take you out of suffering.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by Michelle55: 10:41pm On Jun 20, 2023
Dem carry op handicap and under 0.5🤭
Walai the girl get mind oh, carry another come ya house wan come knack am join. I'm sure she would gladly watch you suck off her pastors cum from her kpekus too when you guys are together.
Omo, things dey happen🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forget, she's the real champ!! I trowey cap for her!
Na she I for like carry give my oga, make she show am small shege as im dey complain say my wahala too much.🌝🌝


On the other hand, this could be another tale of things that never happened. E be like imagination dey worry op🤔🤔
Family / Re: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Michelle55: 10:24am On Jun 16, 2023
Awwn, so cute and zero worries written all over the pictures.🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰

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Romance / Re: Should I Tell Him The Truth? by Michelle55: 9:52am On Jun 16, 2023
What's the need to lie in the first place if I may ask? It's totally unnecessary, it doesn't matter if you both share different birthdays and months as long as you keep a clean slate.

You could have told him the truth a few days later and not keep it for a whole year, haba! What were you hoping to achieve with this simple lie of yours?

If you can hold a simple lie for a whole year, only God knows what you would be capable of taking to the grave.
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 8:18pm On Jun 12, 2023
Pinkdimples:
Okay oo 😁😁 but try start to dey do, it helps in a way when it's time for delivery, especially if this is your first time 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Safe delivery
Yeah, I'm a first-time mom!
I would give it a shot henceforth though😔
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 3:58pm On Jun 12, 2023
Timitoyo:



Waooo , that's quite high oooo. I paid 280k for a private room in Ibadan . #250k for general room . Port Harcourt is quite pricey though .
You are lucky momma, over here in lagos one private hospital is telling me 750k for Cs while normal VD is 550k I just smile.
Now, I wish I'm in Ibadan. 😔

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Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by Michelle55: 3:55pm On Jun 12, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣 some people are busy wailing on my mention, una go tey for bus stop. Cry babies everywhere!!!😋😋
Romance / Re: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by Michelle55: 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2023
I've never encountered such boys before( people who do that can't be called men), I deal with real men and not boys who would ask for things they bought for you when the going was good.

Ladies, date real men and leave boys alone!

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 6:20am On Jun 12, 2023
Tinudesi:

It is well with us but anytime u feel better to have it allow him biko so he won't later say u pushed him out
Amen! I would try momma🥰🥰
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 8:48pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tinudesi:

We plenty for this matter o hubby don talk tire he don tire I just want to live my life make no man disturb me o
We gather dey, my own dey seriously pursue one smallie bumper to bumper but e no consign me as long as say e no near me, we are good.🤭
I just wan dey enjoy my life on a lowkey without man matter abeg🌝🌝

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 7:57pm On Jun 11, 2023
Pinkdimples:
Please try to give Oga even if it's once or twice in a month, you should try to consider him and I assure you it will also help you alot,even far more than him. You hear? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
E get one smallie wey dey give am so me no bother😋😋 I just wan dey enjoy my life with no stress mbok🤭

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 10:59am On Jun 11, 2023
Iyabetajos:


Me sef since I confirmed pregnancy no show again oooo..the Lord is his strength
🤣🤣🤣 I thought I am the only one on this soft life boat, make ogas dem wait abeg.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 9:16am On Jun 11, 2023
UmuMuhsinah:

See this mama o, since? How far gone are you? How oga dey cope abeg. My oga go turn am to silent treatment ni o.
Well it really helps in labour as they say, it minimizes your chance of having tear
Lol, yes nau. E no just dey my mind to do, I'm 28 weeks gone. Make im cope anyhow im like, make nobody stress this soft life wey I dey live laidis🤣🤣.

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 5:05am On Jun 11, 2023
UmuMuhsinah:
Mamas, hope we're taking our pineapple, dates, peppersoup and any other things that help labour.
If you can take kpekus, pls do o, enjoy it as much as you can, oga will soon go on leave when we deliver our bondle of joy.
I pray we all come out victorious by God's grace.
June cappo, what happened it's been a while.
This part got me laughing sha, I haven't even attempted it from the moment I found out I'm pregnant. Hope there's no underlying stress stretched to it please.☹️

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Romance / Re: Help!! My Fiance Always Makes Me Do Things In Bed That I Don't Enjoy. by Michelle55: 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2023
Wahala no dey finish!
Let's assume he doesn't have money, would you still be in the relationship? Na the money make you stay else you for don run for your life.
Enjoy the pain and the gain in peace! When you are tired of being used as a sexx toy(that's if he doesn't kill you in one of the roleplay for real) you would leave and not seek advice from a faceless forum.
Enjoy dear!
Family / Re: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by Michelle55: 9:12pm On May 31, 2023
Essenza01:


I actually got a quote.. the guy said 700k.. 2battries..said i would have to change batteries 1yr and 8mth or max 2years.... its almost same with the current fuel and i get to power my fridge, printers and other appliances .
I have someone who is an installer and the quote he gave me isn't close to what you have up there, I would be running mine next week.
Get another installer to give you a different price and compare, I also work from home but your expenses is a whole lot oh.🤔

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Family / Re: Response ‘not Getting Attracted Sexually’ by Michelle55: 6:20am On May 26, 2023
Wahaleux promaxl!!
Na siddon look I dey these day, someone should share popcorn and zobo for this entertainment!
🤭🤭
Family / Re: This Is Effiong Bassey, Hilda Baci's Father... by Michelle55: 7:18am On May 21, 2023
Be 100% present in your child's life, it's either that or nothing.
The woman can't do all the work and watch you waltz back in to claim it just because you are the father or you contributed sperm and a little finance to their upbringing.
Be there every step of the way, be accessible and let your kids acknowledge your presence every day of their lives that way no one would tell them otherwise.
If not, na OYO!!
Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 5:08am On May 16, 2023
Temtemmie:
The lord has remembered I and my family...
My boy is here...he was delivered some mins to 1 this morning at 3.6 kg and with little tear...
I wish all other mamas safe delivery
Congratulations momma!

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 6:37pm On May 14, 2023
Timitoyo:


I take block 😁, one bad habit I have developed now is iced drinks unlike before that I don't care for drinks 😥
Mine is malt, any day I don't drink one it feels like the world has ended🤣🤣
The dad had to give me money to go and buy the carton.. Now, I can confidently eat each meal with very cold malt and cold water.
I need to know if it's safe oh, because everywhere seems to be hot for me.. Na floor I dey sleep from day one.

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