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FamilyRe: Home ‘n’ Moore — Kitchen Appliances/Utensils/Souvenirs At Best Prices! by Michelle55: 6:08pm On Aug 05, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
8000 watts Silver Crest Blender — 26000N
Thanks for the swift delivery🥰🥰🥰
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 10:01pm On Jul 29, 2023
ananne:
August Mamas how una dey?

Hope you are getting ready.
I'm more than ready oh, I simply can't wait anymore. My feelings are all over the place 😥😥😥 the kicks feels like my ribs are going to wear off anytime soon.
Omo, my tired is honestly tired!!😭😭
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Am Sending 10,000 Naira To An Anonymous Nigerian Every Week. by Michelle55: 9:57pm On Jul 26, 2023
Slynation:
Well... going through the names of those dropping numbers and it seems like our residents online billionaires and Feminists has logged into their second account...😂 No familiar monicker at all...
No loud am!!! This small secret naim you wan cast😏
FamilyRe: Help No One Want To Marry Me But They Want Sex Because I Am A Single Mother by Michelle55: 9:32am On Jul 17, 2023
Why is it that people with this kinda sob stories don't live close to where people can easily verify it? I'm not saying op is lying but every of her thread is related to prostitution and underlying single mom syndrome. I'm sure you have family members and closed friends that can help you, but the need to rush to social media to seek aid when we can easily get help all around us has taken over.

You can sew from home, it isn't a must you have a shop and all equipment before starting.
Start small and please, stop complaining. You're not the only one with a child, and that shouldn't be an excuse to join prostitution either.

From all indication, you're not seeking a means to elevate yourself but rather a man to take you out of suffering.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Took Her Pastor To My House For Sex While I Was Still Around. by Michelle55:
Dem carry op handicap and under 0.5🤭
Walai the girl get mind oh, carry another come ya house wan come knack am join. I'm sure she would gladly watch you suck off her pastors cum from her kpekus too when you guys are together.
Omo, things dey happen🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forget, she's the real champ!! I trowey cap for her!
Na she I for like carry give my oga, make she show am small shege as im dey complain say my wahala too much.🌝🌝


On the other hand, this could be another tale of things that never happened. E be like imagination dey worry op🤔🤔
FamilyRe: This Is How You Sleep When You Have No Bills To Pay [PHOTOS] by Michelle55: 10:24am On Jun 16, 2023
Awwn, so cute and zero worries written all over the pictures.🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him The Truth? by Michelle55: 9:52am On Jun 16, 2023
What's the need to lie in the first place if I may ask? It's totally unnecessary, it doesn't matter if you both share different birthdays and months as long as you keep a clean slate.

You could have told him the truth a few days later and not keep it for a whole year, haba! What were you hoping to achieve with this simple lie of yours?

If you can hold a simple lie for a whole year, only God knows what you would be capable of taking to the grave.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 8:18pm On Jun 12, 2023
Pinkdimples:
Okay oo 😁😁 but try start to dey do, it helps in a way when it's time for delivery, especially if this is your first time 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Safe delivery
Yeah, I'm a first-time mom!
I would give it a shot henceforth though😔
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 3:58pm On Jun 12, 2023
Timitoyo:
Waooo , that's quite high oooo. I paid 280k for a private room in Ibadan . #250k for general room . Port Harcourt is quite pricey though .
You are lucky momma, over here in lagos one private hospital is telling me 750k for Cs while normal VD is 550k I just smile.
Now, I wish I'm in Ibadan. 😔
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by Michelle55: 3:55pm On Jun 12, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣 some people are busy wailing on my mention, una go tey for bus stop. Cry babies everywhere!!!😋😋
RomanceRe: Ladies Have You Ever Dated "Mr Return All The Things I Bought For You"? by Michelle55: 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2023
I've never encountered such boys before( people who do that can't be called men), I deal with real men and not boys who would ask for things they bought for you when the going was good.

Ladies, date real men and leave boys alone!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 6:20am On Jun 12, 2023
Tinudesi:
It is well with us but anytime u feel better to have it allow him biko so he won't later say u pushed him out
Amen! I would try momma🥰🥰
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 8:48pm On Jun 11, 2023
Tinudesi:
We plenty for this matter o hubby don talk tire he don tire I just want to live my life make no man disturb me o
We gather dey, my own dey seriously pursue one smallie bumper to bumper but e no consign me as long as say e no near me, we are good.🤭
I just wan dey enjoy my life on a lowkey without man matter abeg🌝🌝
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 7:57pm On Jun 11, 2023
Pinkdimples:
Please try to give Oga even if it's once or twice in a month, you should try to consider him and I assure you it will also help you alot,even far more than him. You hear? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
E get one smallie wey dey give am so me no bother😋😋 I just wan dey enjoy my life with no stress mbok🤭
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 10:59am On Jun 11, 2023
Iyabetajos:
Me sef since I confirmed pregnancy no show again oooo..the Lord is his strength
🤣🤣🤣 I thought I am the only one on this soft life boat, make ogas dem wait abeg.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 9:16am On Jun 11, 2023
UmuMuhsinah:
See this mama o, since? How far gone are you? How oga dey cope abeg. My oga go turn am to silent treatment ni o.
Well it really helps in labour as they say, it minimizes your chance of having tear
Lol, yes nau. E no just dey my mind to do, I'm 28 weeks gone. Make im cope anyhow im like, make nobody stress this soft life wey I dey live laidis🤣🤣.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 5:05am On Jun 11, 2023
UmuMuhsinah:
Mamas, hope we're taking our pineapple, dates, peppersoup and any other things that help labour.
If you can take kpekus, pls do o, enjoy it as much as you can, oga will soon go on leave when we deliver our bondle of joy.
I pray we all come out victorious by God's grace.
June cappo, what happened it's been a while.
This part got me laughing sha, I haven't even attempted it from the moment I found out I'm pregnant. Hope there's no underlying stress stretched to it please.☹️
RomanceRe: Help!! My Fiance Always Makes Me Do Things In Bed That I Don't Enjoy. by Michelle55: 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2023
Wahala no dey finish!
Let's assume he doesn't have money, would you still be in the relationship? Na the money make you stay else you for don run for your life.
Enjoy the pain and the gain in peace! When you are tired of being used as a sexx toy(that's if he doesn't kill you in one of the roleplay for real) you would leave and not seek advice from a faceless forum.
Enjoy dear!
FamilyRe: Help Me With Budgeting.... My 400k Salary No Longer Takes Me Home. by Michelle55: 9:12pm On May 31, 2023
Essenza01:
I actually got a quote.. the guy said 700k.. 2battries..said i would have to change batteries 1yr and 8mth or max 2years.... its almost same with the current fuel and i get to power my fridge, printers and other appliances .
I have someone who is an installer and the quote he gave me isn't close to what you have up there, I would be running mine next week.
Get another installer to give you a different price and compare, I also work from home but your expenses is a whole lot oh.🤔
FamilyRe: Response ‘not Getting Attracted Sexually’ by Michelle55: 6:20am On May 26, 2023
Wahaleux promaxl!!
Na siddon look I dey these day, someone should share popcorn and zobo for this entertainment!
🤭🤭
FamilyRe: This Is Effiong Bassey, Hilda Baci's Father... by Michelle55: 7:18am On May 21, 2023
Be 100% present in your child's life, it's either that or nothing.
The woman can't do all the work and watch you waltz back in to claim it just because you are the father or you contributed sperm and a little finance to their upbringing.
Be there every step of the way, be accessible and let your kids acknowledge your presence every day of their lives that way no one would tell them otherwise.
If not, na OYO!!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 5:08am On May 16, 2023
Temtemmie:
The lord has remembered I and my family...
My boy is here...he was delivered some mins to 1 this morning at 3.6 kg and with little tear...
I wish all other mamas safe delivery
Congratulations momma!
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 6:37pm On May 14, 2023
Timitoyo:
I take block 😁, one bad habit I have developed now is iced drinks unlike before that I don't care for drinks 😥
Mine is malt, any day I don't drink one it feels like the world has ended🤣🤣
The dad had to give me money to go and buy the carton.. Now, I can confidently eat each meal with very cold malt and cold water.
I need to know if it's safe oh, because everywhere seems to be hot for me.. Na floor I dey sleep from day one.
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 6:00pm On May 14, 2023
Lewalemanto:
Good day Mamas
I take cold water a lot because of the hot weather. I was advised to stop so that when I give birth my baby won't experience cough and cattarh.

Is it true or mere superstition?
I'm on this boat oh, from day one till now(23 weeks gone)I don't know what room temperature water looks like.
If it's not cold, fogerrit. We are not drinking☹️
Mamas in the house, help us to confirm if to stop or continue.
RomanceRe: Lady Tells Hubby She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK by Michelle55: 3:34pm On May 14, 2023
She was never in love with him from the onset, make she shut up joor😏
FamilyRe: I Feel So Cheated By My Girlfriend by Michelle55: 9:12pm On May 13, 2023
No think am. She carry you handicap.. Simply move on and stop whining like a puppy😏
RomanceRe: 6 Things You Should Talk About During Your Courtship by Michelle55: 5:36pm On May 07, 2023
Nicely put! But couple's goals outfits and I love you useless talks no dey gree dem see road.

You see that money issue eh, very importanter but awa Gen Z people no go gree talk about am.
RomanceRe: Fundamental Issues (church, Family Etc) With Potential Wife. by Michelle55: 5:28pm On May 07, 2023
Marriage never start yet the religious and autocratic side of her don dey show you shege promax already, shey you won't take a break laidis?😏

On a serious note, courtship ain't supposed to be this tough and energy-draining, instead of you guys having a go at it as friends you are always arguing about one religion stuff or the other. You both need a long and never returning break, life no supox hard laidis na.🤷

The worst mistake you would ever make is to marry a religious fanatic, your hell on earth just began with such a person. Know this and know peace!!
👌
RomanceRe: Worst Date; Man Shares 400k Bill With Lady & Her Girlfriend He Went On Date With by Michelle55: 9:14am On May 07, 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what the heck did they eat that accumulated to 400k abeg?
Dem kill live cow for them ni?
Serves them right!
No dey do pass yourself ontop another person money, he was kind enough to request for the splitting of bills sef😏
HealthRe: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Michelle55: 10:03pm On May 06, 2023
Dude is being roasted alive and he has no idea... Ahnie abeg pity am😂😂
FamilyRe: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by Michelle55: 1:54pm On May 06, 2023
Stomping my feet when I don't get what I want, I still do that shiit till date. It's quite embarrassing yet I can't stop myself from doing it.🤔
FamilyRe: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by Michelle55: 5:24pm On May 05, 2023
Mom did, and it's with whatever she can lay hands on. She would be screaming as she's beating you "if you wan die, die😂😂😂, I no go say because I born one pikin make I let am spoil" the beating no be here and no one dares tries to pacify her when she's beating me else you've just added fuel to the fire, she go nearly kill me. She does this whenever my dad isn't around.☹️ What a mother!

My sweet dad never laid a finger on me and no dares that whenever he's around, na that time my shoulder pad dey rise wella. I go come dey buga😋😂😂

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