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TV/Movies / Re: Gangs Of Lagos: Ratings And Review by Michelle55: 11:09am On Apr 12, 2023
donforeign:
u no get work
I know na why I dey cry🌝, abeg shey you fit gimme work?☹️

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 4:16pm On Apr 11, 2023
nisot14:

Yesterday my wife said i should come and see the baby kicking, immediately I move closer the baby stopped. I went back to what i was doing, the baby continues kicking. This happened like 3 times on a roll 😁😁
Shey baby dey prank daddy ni?
🀣🀣🀣 e dey follow you play na
Family / Re: How Dramatic Is Your Mum? by Michelle55: 1:48pm On Apr 11, 2023
Let's not talk about that woman called my mom, she's overly dramatic. I dare not cough, she would have to call her siblings that I want to kill her before her time just because I refuse taking meds for the cough or any slight headache that I might be having at that time.

When I was little, she beat shege banza comot for my body. When it was time to apologize, this woman legit dey cry dey beg me oh🀣🀣🀣( in my mind I was like, no be me supox dey cry as per person wey dem beat rigorously?πŸ€” I was confused for a whole week each time I looked at her) the tin weak me!

Leave drama for that woman, I simply can't understand her till date!😁😁

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 9:14am On Apr 11, 2023
Olorilolo:


Fine o Cappo... I've finally started feeling movement and it's the most interesting thing ever cheesy cheesy
I can't wait till the kicks are stronger.
Tell me about it!😁 mine leaps for joy whenever I drink cold water. We're getting there😍😍

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 9:12am On Apr 11, 2023
ananne:
Team August(Team Grace)..Roll call for April.

Ananne___________________________ August 15th

Thejourney200.____________________August 30th

Bluevy_____________________________August 4th

Senorita__________________________August 24th

TemmyB18_______________________August 21st

Olorilolo__________________________August 30th.

Iyabetajos_________________________August 17th.

Michelle55________________________August 22nd.

August Mamas make una show o

How are you all doing? Hope you are enjoying the second trimester.

I know some of us will stat checking our baby's gender soonest. Keep us updated.
Doing exceptionally great cappo, the movements are mild and interesting too😍😍.

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TV/Movies / Re: Gangs Of Lagos: Ratings And Review by Michelle55: 5:20pm On Apr 10, 2023
Ashawoman82:
cheesy are u for real?
Walai! My baby sis was just having a filled day laughing at me, me no kuku send am. Na cry I cry, I no kee anybody. grin
TV/Movies / Re: Gangs Of Lagos: Ratings And Review by Michelle55: 1:52pm On Apr 10, 2023
To be honest, I cried like a child( perhaps, these past few months has been a rollercoaster for me) but the movie made me weep like a child especially the scene where Adesuwa said" he was all alone" repeatedly when Ify/Pana died. That scene got me so bad.😭😭😭😭

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Crime / Re: "Why I Decided To Set My Ex-Lover On Fire" – Man Confesses In Ogun State (Photo) by Michelle55: 5:21am On Apr 09, 2023
A true case of "if I can't have you, no one else can" Some people need to be careful of who they entangled themselves with all in the name of a relationship.

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Romance / Re: Broke Up With My Cheating Partner by Michelle55: 4:59am On Apr 09, 2023
Sorry, it's her loss. Dust ya ass and move on! You would be fine.πŸ‘Œ

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Health / Re: Don’t Make The Mistake I Made by Michelle55: 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2023
You would be fine, take all the time you need to grieve and heal.
Everything would fall into place for you soon! Be strong.
It takes a strong-willed person to carry out an abortion oh, the thought of it alone scares the shiit outta me. Pele hon, just give yourself time to heal.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 10:35am On Apr 06, 2023
ngBuild:

Take your time and format that hard disk, when you do, be sure to edit all you wrote here. Take care
You are rude, and a broad daylight thief!!!
I never see person like you before, tueh.
See scammer wey dey proud and bold at the same time!
I fear who no fear you!
With your likes in this country, we no need devil again.. As you be im assistant.
Enjoy the 8k that's if e never finish sef
undecided

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 8:44am On Apr 06, 2023
theenchanter:
exactly. He sold it cos he knew the HDD was getting bad.

Unlike SSD, HDD no dey get long life n prosperity . So buying a used HDD is not advisable in the first place.
For im mind, e don make quick sales. the buyer should count it as a loss and get a new one instead meanwhile, the seller's name and details should be tagged as a bad omen.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 8:19am On Apr 06, 2023
theenchanter:
Hard drive slows down PC cheesy bobo just unknowingly told us the HDD is truly faulty. grin

Oga sir, the HDD is not slowing down the PC, it's the HDD that's sluggish and that's a sign of a bad hard drive.
People should be careful when transacting with that guy, why didn't he give full details before selling to the buyer?
Some people no get conscience, they just wan sell their bad items out.
wayo seller!!
undecided

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 5:00am On Apr 06, 2023
ananne:
Team August(Team Grace)..Roll call for April.

Ananne___________________________ August 15th

Thejourney200.____________________August 30th

Bluevy_____________________________August 4th

Senorita__________________________August 24th

TemmyB18_______________________August 21st

Olorilolo__________________________August 30th.

August Mamas make una show o

How are you all doing? Hope you are enjoying the second trimester.

I know some of us will stat checking our baby's gender soonest. Keep us updated.

Please try to attend your antenatal and take any drugs prescribed by your Doctor.

It's well with all of us.
I think I'm ready to do this ☺️
August 22nd!! We're officially 20weeks and 2days gone!☺️

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Family / Re: Should I Give my working Class Wife Allowance? by Michelle55: 6:12am On Apr 02, 2023
EriMma1:
This is why I'll never marry an average income earner because they can complain and press calculator? See all of them here. Calculator pressers.
That is why i advise men not to get married until they have a high income job, to avoid all this kind of headache but no, that small thing dangling under can't wait to start eating what the big boys are eating. They just jump enter marriage with 120k salary and start punching calculator here and there.

So when it comes to giving your wife money, mathematics go enter am?. You can't give her money to maintain that same body you mount every now and then? Na him you turn financial expert seeker/adviser.? SMH. This generation of men have lost it.

Na this kind things make marriage no dey hungry me again because if all a man can offer is to panel-beat my body and not care whether knots and bolts don dey loose or find it difficult to open hand and give me when I request, then ill rather live singularly, work and take care of myself without stress or any body knacking me up and down with no benefits or repair in sight. abi you wan dey chop me make i no chop you back? Damn! Na wa o.

Oga, give her pocket money. Na that one she go take know say she marry. Men are supposed to spend on their wife's, working class or not. That is why igbos name their wifes Oriakum, "eater of my wealth". It is your obligation to spend on her. I'm guessing you're Yoruba otherwise mouth no go gree you come talk this kind thing outside. I'm sure all your supporters here na Yoruba men. Kobojunkie number one.

You dey ment and you have no one close by to tell you that.
Keep masturbating all over men's post, you go soon cum!
For your twisted mind, you don't know that marriage is 50/50... You bring and he brings to make the home front sail smoothly. Please, continue with your entitled mindset until you hit menopause. Leeches everywhere.
😏

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Family / Re: First Quarter Is Over,tell Us What You Achieved by Michelle55: 9:23pm On Apr 01, 2023
ahnie:

My bad....all these years I bin dey reason say you be huncool before.

My apologies grin cheesy grin grin
Iya ibeji
Lol, no offense taken hon...
Na disguise we dey use survive for this street of nairaland

Ngwanu, tell us ya own achievement too, boya I go follow ya footstep.

Anything wey consign making money legitimately, abeg count me in.

Btw, thanks for the sweet wishes!😍😍😍

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Family / Re: First Quarter Is Over,tell Us What You Achieved by Michelle55: 9:16pm On Apr 01, 2023
ahnie:

Baba ibeji cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy.
Congratulations.

Kuku kee me ahnie☹️
When I turn to man biko?🌝🌝

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Family / Re: First Quarter Is Over,tell Us What You Achieved by Michelle55: 9:11pm On Apr 01, 2023
Being alive, earning more than I imagined and most importantly expecting sweet little bundles in a couple of months( can't wait to meet them)☺️☺️☺️☺️😍😍πŸ₯°

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Health / Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Michelle55: 5:20pm On Apr 01, 2023
Lewalemanto:



I don't think we have Team September. Maybe cos it's s far sad
Let's hope Team August is available too☺️
Romance / Re: THIS IS WHY MEN ARE CALLED SCUM. by Michelle55: 2:40pm On Mar 31, 2023
EriMma1:


And the way you keep holding brief for them and repeating this " no body holy pass" baldadash is becoming dumb and repulsive.

If you too mind your business, you won't be all over my post searching for what is not lost and telling me to give it a rest.

Who are you to tell me when to speak and who to direct my speech to? Do I come nosing around your posts and comments here? You see now that you are the one who needs to shove your opinion down your throat and stick your nose back in it place cos you're obviously the one taking Panadol on another mans headache. You have no right to tell an adult like me what to do with my thoughts and feelings or how and to whom I express my dissatisfaction.

I won't be giving you the honor of replying any of your sick and lame backlashes.

You will never change, that I know. Creating new monikers wouldn't change the fact that no man even wants you to begin with, you still haven't dropped this attention-seeking syndrome. Don't worry, you will heal as time progresses🀣🀣🀣.

We all know you even if you change your moniker 1million times, just drink water and keep cup for now!

If you like call dem out a thousand times, they still wouldn't take you serious. I wonder why you keep bleating and masturbating about men yet wouldn't give it a rest!

Oh, I would keep defending them because I've got awesome men who surrounds me and gives off positive vibes and that includes my loving dad, uncles, cousins and friends, if e too pain you abeg locate the nearest lagoon close to you and dive inπŸ˜‹.

I would comment on any post because you don't have a monopoly of Nairaland, you are too toxic to even have anyone around you. No offense, but your posts and every of your comments reeks of it.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ keep changing moniker! We dey here dey wait for you. Werey dey disguise!

I don't want men, the thought of them makes my skin crawl yenyenyen yet you won't allow the same men rest.. Rada rada oshi!🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Romance / Re: THIS IS WHY MEN ARE CALLED SCUM. by Michelle55: 1:57pm On Mar 31, 2023
Hanty zukwanike!😏

This your fight against the male folks is becoming stale, no be today yarnsh dey for back.

You don't want men, we don hear. Allow those women wey still like dem despite their flaws and shortcomings to manage dem laidat, nobody holy pass.

Kindly drop this holier-than-thou attitude so you wouldn't age before your time!

With the way you're going about this men charade, you fit develop automatic hbp whenever a man's case is mentioned.

Just give it a rest, breath and relax!

Peace!!πŸ™

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Family / Re: β€œI Called My Dad Crying”: Nigerian Man Shows Up At Daughter’s Hostel by Michelle55: 10:33am On Mar 30, 2023
Cutehector:
as in eh..some people thinking sef.
If you see those wey lack father's love, you go know and I'm sure he's one of them.😁😁 im comment no surprise me!

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Family / Re: β€œI Called My Dad Crying”: Nigerian Man Shows Up At Daughter’s Hostel by Michelle55: 8:35am On Mar 30, 2023
Cutehector:
oh chim. You can neglect your children, thats your problem.
E shock you bah?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Family / Re: MEN, PLEASE STOP DOING THIS!!!. MY HEART IS BROKEN. SEE WHY by Michelle55: 5:24pm On Mar 28, 2023
Cheating goes both ways in fact, some women cheat these days than men. Their saving grace is they cheat clean while the men usually get caught up in their mess.
As you are pleading with the men, kindly do the same with the women folks too( let the equation be balanced)
Peace!!πŸ‘Œ

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Food / Re: Two Hundred And Fifty Naira. Money Well Spent(photo) by Michelle55: 3:28pm On Mar 28, 2023
ahnie:
I m just racking my head how one person would seat and finished this mountainous food alone


Fainting straight up, for the life of me,it's damn too much.
You say too much?
This wan small compare to wetin I dey consume
Family / Re: Why Are Some Women So Stupid? by Michelle55: 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2023
muyico:
Back to u op? If u adopt nko? Stop having african mentality? If u truly love her? U wil truly love her kidz!
my wife she a single mom whn i marry her! 3kidz in d house now! And all doing fine! Thnk GOD He a boy! He bearing my surname! If his dad come one day! I will willy hand ova to him.nah u property! "oke oku loku re baba omo lo ni omo"
Nice one boss! God bless your home!

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Family / Re: Wife Beats Husband Till He Faints After Catching Him In Bed With Another Lady by Michelle55: 3:22pm On Mar 28, 2023
I laugh in Spanish 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Bros get mind to cheat but no strength to even defend himself πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Eyaaaa, I pity him sha. He has used all his energy in servicing the other woman.😁😁😁
He collected wotoporiously!πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

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Family / Re: Should A Man Be Forced To Marry A Lady He Impregnated By Mistake? by Michelle55: 9:17pm On Mar 26, 2023
Capital NO!!!

There's nothing like mistakes too, both decided to have unprotected sex. What were they expecting to be the result of the fun they had, plasma TV?😏

What's this fuss about marriage sef? Marriage is not a guarantee that you would be happy or enjoy peace of mind for the rest of your life, just live your life and be good.

Nobody should be mandated or forced to tie the knot just because a baby is involved.
πŸ‘Œ

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Romance / Re: I Dont Wanna Marry Her Neither Do I Want Guys To Take Her!!! by Michelle55: 12:41pm On Mar 20, 2023
Nawa oh! A pure case of wizardry and poverty combined( how I wish I know how to translate it in Igbo, e for make sense)
Your obsession might be the death of you if you don't free the girl.
I no just understand this ya level of wizardry sha
😏😏😏 just dey play ten ten with ya life

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Family / Re: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by Michelle55: 10:56am On Mar 18, 2023
thesicilian:

Probably because he has spent everything he has on house rent, school fees, transportation and given the rest to mom for housekeeping, until the next salary cycle.
Some of you will not understand the dynamics of being a father, especially the salary earners, in the typical African society.
Nah, I'm an only child and my dad doesn't live in a rented apartment either. My mom has her money so she basically does everything except when she feels she doesn't want to.
Everyone knows my dad to be prudent with money right from inception hence they go through momsy or me if they ever need anything from him.
He doesn't spend the money, mom still sends me money, all I need do is ask but as for popsy we go quarrel as cowives first before he would release 1kobo to you😊.
Na only me sabi how to collect money for im hand.
He's never a spender right from time, even granny confirmed it.

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Family / Re: Divide ₦100,000 Between Your Parents. by Michelle55: 10:43am On Mar 18, 2023
Mom- 80k
Dad- 20k

My mom spends more especially when everyone knows she's the only person you can approach and cry to, she would gladly give you everything just so you can smile(hence the 80k).🀣🀣🀣
Popsy on the other hand, my dear na no go area cos shishi you no go see even if you cry blood( can't be manipulated hence the 20k because he wouldn't spend it)
I wish I'm more like my popsy sha☹️

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