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Romance › Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 9:26pm On Feb 06, 2023

sheanzy:
Which one is 'prepare my cravings'??

No too dey form wetin u no Sabi becos say u dy internet

Take your frustration outta my mention sir, not everyone is as wretched as you.
Don't be unfortunate, please!!👏

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Romance › Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 6:48pm On Feb 06, 2023

reddingtonblack:
In situations like these, i will advise you use POS, peace of mind is worth more than the loss on your withdrawal, i had to use POS tew was stranded and i can't do broda pls help me with 2k

Lol, pos I no even see use.. Most of the pos that I tried didn't have cash to give.
I'm just channelling the remaining strength I have into working on the system.
This country is messed up honestly.🥲

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Family › Re: Why Do Women Knowingly Marry Deadbeats? by Michelle55: 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2023

tensazangetsu20:
LoL I live in a ghetto so I gets to see a lot of shit . Omho this one isn't building. This one no go school, no get job no get skills. Wetin you wan build.

Pako house, let them start from there.
Perhaps, he's giving her the best of styles that no-one has ever done for her but in all, just turn blind eyes for their matter.

PS: it's not cool to stereotype like you did up there

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Romance › Re: I Want To Do This Badly,someone Please Advice Me by Michelle55: 6:10pm On Feb 06, 2023

Whatever you do, never borrow money from lapo. Start with the little you have and be consistent and grow from there.
Never borrow money to do any investment, hpb wey go hold you if the business crash no go be child's play oh.
For your peace of mind, manage the little capital you have and grow it.

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Romance › Re: My Worst Day At Gtbank Today by Michelle55: 5:58pm On Feb 06, 2023

Well, at least you saw to withdraw my dear, I wasn't that lucky. Had to go back home, and worse is I'm double, and there's no food in the house. I was hoping to withdraw, get to the market and prepare my cravings. Money I no see collect, ATMs aren't dispensing, banks locked their gates, pos no get cash to give and my drugs haven't been taken yet😔.
If it's just me, I wouldn't be all this worried and frustrated but my tiny being is who I'm feeling for.
Person go get money, to withdraw na wahala.
It's well!
🤔
Na word wey I no dey hear cause me all this rubbish oh, had it been I stocked up when my mum said I should, I wouldn't be in this dillema😭😭😭

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Family › Re: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Michelle55: 4:45pm On Feb 06, 2023

2, I'm on the verge of having them already....
Done and dusted after that!
👌

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Family › Re: What Is Your Saddest Experience As A Father by Michelle55: 9:50pm On Feb 05, 2023

ibkayee:
As a man I expect fresh soup from my wife everyday, one traumatising evening I could tell the egusi had been reheated and I’ve just never been the same since.

I’m a great husband and father and I didn’t deserve that

Are you playing?😂😂😂😂😂

Crime › Re: Suicide Loading....(photo) by Michelle55: 6:23pm On Feb 04, 2023

Cutehector:
I sha remembered that when i was setting up my financial plans for this year, i did not include lending to people. So if you like, kneel down and wail till tomorrow, answer will be..sorry i dont have.

😂😂😂😂😂😂
2023, the year of being intentional and has no room to fall for crocodile tears.

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Family › Re: These Is Breaking Me,i Need Someone To Talk To!!! by Michelle55: 9:41pm On Feb 02, 2023

Lastpharoah33:
This is not true!

Your mental health should be paramount here.

Osinachi, the late gospel singer endured but somehow couldn't live to tell the tale!

Let her keep enduring until her name turns to Endurance Nwachukwu, it's only in Nigeria married women/men in abusive marriage tries to cover up by staying married just to be counted among those that aren't divorced yet like it's some kinda award winning trophies.
They should continue, we are watching!😏

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Family › Re: These Is Breaking Me,i Need Someone To Talk To!!! by Michelle55: 8:19pm On Feb 02, 2023

How people stay in marriages that ain't working out no matter how hard they try these days still baffles me, does it mean that without the marriage and the need to bear Mr or Mrs, you can't survive or be happy on your own?

Take a break if you need to, your mental health is paramount at this point and that should be your concern.

Take the next bus home back to your family with your daughter, and surround yourself with people who are happy to have you in their lives no matter how bad the economy of the country is.

Listen, marriage is never a do-or-die affair! If you are tired, get out and breathe in the fresh air and a new start of life also remember that there is no marriage in heaven so if you like die on top say you wan stay married, the man go remarry after 6 months.

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Nairaland General › Re: Don’t Do These Again Once You Reach Age 30 by Michelle55: 3:18pm On Feb 02, 2023

True! Thanks for sharing!!👏👏

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Romance › Re: How Old Is Your First/current NL Account by Michelle55: 11:59am On Feb 02, 2023

10years and still counting☺️....

Romance › Re: Benefits of eating apples by Michelle55: 6:18pm On Jan 31, 2023

Na he-goat in human form you dey deal with, which mumu powerful seed im get to deposit inside you?
I don't know why you would believe a mere mortal report over God's report in your life..
So he told you, you've got a spirit husband and you gullibly believed him? Things dey happen sha!😏

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Romance › Re: How I Planned To Deal With An Ex by Michelle55: 5:15pm On Jan 30, 2023

Siddon look mode is activated... Abeg, person wey get popcorn to share reach my side. 2023, the year of relationship vawulence!!😁😁

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Romance › Re: What Scares You The Most About Falling In Love? by Michelle55: 5:55pm On Jan 28, 2023

I've got a lifetime partner who wouldn't cheat on me nor leave my side( except to pursue his dreams and
bring home a wife when it's time💃💃)
That's all the love that I need for now, some men can be a pain in the ass sometimes and I'm certainly not cut out for that yet.🥰🥰🥰☺️

Family › Re: 123 by Michelle55: 5:03pm On Jan 28, 2023

Nawa oh! The kain gbas gbos wey dey this thread, the op sef don abandon am for una..
Vawulence headquarter spotted!😂😂😂😂

Family › Re: Hubby Is Jalous Because Our Children Can Speak My Language Better by Michelle55: 4:14pm On Jan 27, 2023

He's petty, I'm definitely teaching my kids my dialect( at least the little I know). If he's too lazy to perform his responsibility towards his kids by teaching them his local dialect then that's his business, not yours.
Meanwhile, for peace to dwell in your home, tell your kids to minimize it whenever he's around.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Motives Behind Celestial Church Members Walking Barefoot? by Michelle55: 12:06pm On Jan 27, 2023

Carcholce:
I leave them for you and the others that are not looking for virgins

Dtruthspeaker, I've got a lost soul for you.. Coman liberate him, make him understand that he won't be getting any virgins not in this life or the next. Over to you boss.
You see this year, you must repent and be intentional.😁

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Motives Behind Celestial Church Members Walking Barefoot? by Michelle55: 11:56am On Jan 27, 2023

Carcholce:
Are you saying even if I set up a virgin hunting committee to comb the whole Nigeria, it will be an exercise in futility?

Please don’t discourage me. 😢

I have plans to marry two virgin on the same day and a third one when the first two starts getting older.

The ones you've shifted their wombs and given monkey in shadow styles, who will now marry them?😏
No let me send amadioha cum ya address oh😡

Romance › Re: Which Part Of Your Body Are You Proud The Most? by Michelle55: 11:41am On Jan 27, 2023

Slynation:
My golden preeq...

I thought you've repented this year😏

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Motives Behind Celestial Church Members Walking Barefoot? by Michelle55: 11:17am On Jan 27, 2023

Carcholce:
😁

Not at all. I don’t mind either. Abeg find one for me, She must be a first class virgin by the way. 🤥

Leave woman for now, chase the bag except say you wan do father Christmas on top their head, I fit recommend places wey you fit go😂😂😂

Wait fess, you dey find virgin? Come close, I wan check something 😏

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Motives Behind Celestial Church Members Walking Barefoot? by Michelle55: 11:11am On Jan 27, 2023

Are you in love with a celestial woman?😏 this one you've suddenly picked interest in their mode of operation, it can only be love🌝

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To Accommodate His Ex With Three Kids by Michelle55: 7:27pm On Jan 26, 2023

Jennyclay:
Would your boyfriend also allow you to accommodate your Ex in his own house if you were to be a single mother?

Don't you have sense ?

The kain things I read online these days leaves me speechless.. Imagine the nonsense she's even considering
Omo, I weak😡😡

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Romance › Re: She Stopped Talking To Me After She Found Out That I Drive On Uber by Michelle55: 11:04am On Jan 25, 2023

Wahala pro max! This year, I don talk say na to read and smile I go dey do. I'm intentional this year
Relationship/marriage matter/advice no be for me.

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Career › Re: My Innocent Looking Female Assistant Carried Out A Massive Fraud by Michelle55: 3:58pm On Jan 24, 2023

Call the authorities on her, fraud is fraud no matter how you chose to sugarcoat it.
She's not begging because she's remorseful, she's only begging cos she's been caught.

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Crime › Re: My Dad Should Get A Death Penalty”- Nigerian Lady Says by Michelle55: 10:35am On Jan 24, 2023

He should be hanged by his balls.. He doesn't deserve the right to be called a father and the mother should spend the rest of her life in prison for failing to protect her child.

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Family › Re: After Being Single For Soo Long, Im Now Scared Of Getting Married. Please Help!! by Michelle55: 9:36am On Jan 23, 2023

Take all the time in the world that you need darling... Get married when you are mentally, psychologically, emotionally and spiritually ready.
Dem no dey catch late comer for husband house.

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Family › Re: Child Discipline: Do You Believe In Beating Your Child? by Michelle55: 12:53pm On Jan 22, 2023

I would spank my child if he acts up, other parents may do otherwise but certainly not me.

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Romance › Re: Am I Being Manipulated? Is Her Anger Justified? by Michelle55: 3:18pm On Jan 21, 2023

Relationships and marriage turfs don tire me to put mouth this year

God will help you to discern the best way to handle the wahala you are going through.

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Education › Re: After I Dropped Out From School Many Years Ago, I'm Finally Going Back by Michelle55: 3:11pm On Jan 21, 2023

Congratulations darling kiss

Career › Re: Police Officer Meagan Hall Dismissed For On-Shift Sex Romps & Illicit Affairs by Michelle55: 9:37am On Jan 15, 2023

This one is sharing kpekus like biscuits, now she's out of job
I hope her partners in crime would assist her in getting another job so as to continue from where they stopped. lipsrsealed

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Family › Re: My Wife Is Angry Because I Refused To Accomodate Her Nieces by Michelle55: 4:14pm On Jan 14, 2023

Where the heck is the father of these kids anyway?

Why would they want to saddle you with another man's responsibilities when he's very much alive and capable?

It doesn't make any sense at all, if your wife insists on taking care of the kids, let her get a job and fend for them( after all, they are her sister's kids)

If you not letting them come to stay with you is the reason why they tag you wicked, by all means, stay wicked! The economy is hard enough, let's not lead others into depression by saddling them with the responsibility that isn't their own.

If you have any amount to help them with, please do but never carry a load that is too heavy lest you fall face down with no one to help you.

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