₦airaland Forum

Sagamite: I really do not know why people feel the need to write like an illiterate.

He is an utter person!

Oya Lets go there Were! Wen i manage mess ur mama (even wen i cudnt bear d odour of dat hole btw her legs), she ask 4 abortn whch i refusd. Stubornly, she go do am. Unfortunatly, d drugs only disfigurd u. Dat na y i no gre acept u. Tel me, is she stil alive? I promise, I go use condo.m & cova my nose if she beg me 2 mess her hard again. I cnt stand anoda disfigurd bashtard like u. Oloshi buruku.

jennykadry: WTF Please type in English. This isn't funny

In sumary, wats most important in mariage is DUTY. My advice, love d 1 u mary and do ur duty as requird in d mariage (but b very careful nt 2 mary any1 dat wud cause u bodily harm). Simple! Ahora Comprende amiga?

Beaf: Dude, seriously. Does opposing GEJ grant you a license to be so seriously stup!d? Just count the number of stup!d posts you have made on this thread alone.
Bro, ayam shaming for you o!

Pasting cassava studies on NL doesnt mean ur posts r 100% rite. Wait a min, how dare u?! How dare u speak 4 diabetics when u dont av it. Well, am sory 4 u (beaf) & werepeleri @ ur display of ma.d.ness in public. & 2 inform d house, casava's effect on d body of diabetics & non-diabetics is realy dangerous & life threatening. Acording 2 a diabetic frnd of mine, casava, as oposd 2 wheat, generates headache, dizines, lightheadednes etc. Consume it long enof & u'l b a goner. Nigerians r doomed by retardeen's anti-people (anti-overpopulatn) policies bliv me.

tiarabubu: Yes, some people care. The over 20,000 workers, truckers, distributors, etc that depend on Dagote care.

You will too when you go outside tomorrow to mama sikira to buy sugar for your morning tea and you discover the N10 sugar is now N20 and mama sikira has withdrawn her credit to you.

Your comment portrays you as a juvenile. Lol

And ur coment portrays u as an ignorant fo.ol. 20,000 workers in d biz of killing (does dis sound good?). Dont wory, wen ur family & frnds start dropn dead 4rm cancer & diabetes, u'l realise d implicatn of this news & ur mane.rless coment. Ode!

This is exactly wat jonah's desire is. Bliv me (population control). Wit these remarkable results, d UN wont have any reason 2 doubt dat our presido is realy doing his part 4 d comon good. Soon, mankind wil no longer remain on d brink of extinction. Great! And just in case u'r stil blivn dat u av a presida dat values ur life, tink again my frnd, cos u'r most def on a looooooong tin. Watch dis space.

ifyalways: Loving the one you marry for me!
Marrying the one you love does not cut it for me cos having joined the marriage train,I have come to find out that "love" is infact the least of the problems one encounters.love unlike respect,maturity,commitment is not static(the feelings comes and goes at random) and its also its almost humanely impossible to not love a man/woman that respects and treats u right.

& In adition, i av a question 4 evry1: do u av 2 love ur lecturer to get ur certificate? My point? Mariage is like school. U dont av 2 love it prior 2 admisn 2 guarante urself a degree. A guy noted in dis thread dat an arrangd mariage dint work 4 a lady he knows cos she loves sm1 else. Look guy, if as a student u dont do ur duty, u'l falter! As 4 me sha, Love is minor. Whats most important in school is whats most important in mariage: do ur DUTY and evryoda tin wil b good. E.g. As a man/woman, ur duty is 2 respect, love ur partner etc, u get it? Love who u marry. Case closd.

ifyalways: Loving the one you marry for me!
Marrying the one you love does not cut it for me cos having joined the marriage train,I have come to find out that "love" is infact the least of the problems one encounters.love unlike respect,maturity,commitment is not static(the feelings comes and goes at random) and its also its almost humanely impossible to not love a man/woman that respects and treats u right.

& In adition, i av a question 4 evry1: do u av 2 love ur lecturer to get ur certificate? My point? Mariage is like school. U dont av 2 love it prior 2 admisn 2 guarante urself a degree. A guy noted in dis thread dat an arrangd mariage dint work 4 a lady he knows cos she loves sm1 else. Look guy, if as a student u dont do ur duty, u'l falter! As 4 me sha, Love is minor. Whats important in school is whats important in mariage: do ur DUTY and evryoda tin wil b good. E.g. As a man/woman, ur duty is 2 respect, love ur partner etc, u get it? Love who u marry. Case closd. (N.B.) If u mary boko, u'r on ur own o.

Sagamite: There are girls who would get it simply because they can get it up. That does not mean you will put a ring on it.

Intensely attracted are girls who you just want to tear up everytime you see them. You are thinking you would happily hit that ish morning till night for the rest of your life.

That is attraction level o. Personality is a different thing. Because I am intensely attracted to you does not mean I would put a ring on it if your personality is shyt.



I would know by the combination of her bre[i]a[/i]st, backside, face, figure and manneristic va va voom.

Dis 1 na small boy. Confirm!

ssjalo: God will never, and we Christian we are not tolerate this nonsense. Who has the power to convert God elected one to satanic religion? Idey laf

Guy, wetin consign christian 4 dis mata nw?

miteolu: Our population is reducing on tragedian level

That's exactly wat jonah's desire is. Bliv me (population control). Wit these remarkable results, d UN wont have any reason 2 doubt dat our presido is realy doing his part 4 d comon good. Soon, mankind wil no longer remain on d brink of extinction. Great! Wel, if u tink u av a presida dat cares abt ur life, tink again cos u'r most def on a looooooong tin. Watch dis space.

shymmex: Nigeria = Land of the Dead...

Solution:

It's either they create another state for the Hausa/Fulani and prohibit them from mixing with the beroms - or evacuate the women and children; get the army and police out of the state; and let them fight it out to the last man like real men do...

The Fulanis are not playing it fair by sneaking in at night.

Fair?! Av u 4gotn dat we exist in an unfair world?

This is definately good news to the wise but bad news to the foolish.

I think all nigerian pastors shd suffer d same fate as all nigerian politicians in govt presently: Death by firing squad. Y? They both av deceived & stolen 4rm nigerians long enough!

Dhelake: .Abeg ... Make all of una save me d sermon joor! ... Solar Plexus ko, Venus Dimension ni .... Dat one na album? ... I dnt tink so , watz ol diz shout abt Don jazzy groomin artiste? Na only him dey groom artiste .. No doubt hez a gud producer ... Na which artiste wey Don jazzy groom wey make hitz reach Wizkid? I knw some foolz will say d'banj, ... I heard someone(billionyaire) talkin of enterprise ... I knw u knw d meanin buh u dnt really undastand d way it is in pratical life ..... Don jazzy is here formin local champion while D'banj is out there makin more money .. Avin more fame ... Bck to d album .. Na only d'prince try ..tiwa too try sha ... Wande neva knw as he dey go ... He dey form sexy voice ... Dr sid ... Dat one na clown ... Make he go join trybes record back ... Make he go continue his back up dancer job .

Nice points 2wards d end of ur jargons but u faild where u compared dbanj to dat smal boy wizkid. Let me ask u again, r u ok atal?

koblo: Ignorance is a f**kin deadly disease..wit all due respekt,OP yhu r fuckin ignorant..solar plexus isnt an album..its actually in form of a mixtape for d public to jus av a feel of mavins..d mixtape was rushly done buh it has a lot of good traks,not smash-hits tho..now chek,oma ga-tight, see me ri-on point,forever-good,pretty gals-on point,yolo,chocolate-nice,take banana,y yhu ova dere-club bangers,..not forgetin d amm a mavin trak..truth is most pple jus talk in order to be heard..if solar plexus is gbaf,,okay judge eme's empire mates state ov mind...haters go n jump from 3rd mainland abeg

Ebi like dis 1 na marketer. ode! Compare all the songs to the previous mohits hits, have they attained the height?! Op said something simple but you seem to be reading through ur anus.

dammytosh: "Take banana till u go yoooo " what the heck.


On a serious beefless mode, the Album is a failure. I bought it and i dnt even know the where about any longer. I still enjoy my 9ice Versus and Bashorun Gaa till 2moro. Though Tiwa salvage tried, i wish they resell the album with just that single track. Indeed the failure, Oma gaa oooo

That's all!

& we av 2 votes 4 mobo444! @ chongaiman, interestn. Thanks anyways. @ Sauer, u av a point there u know (talkn abt d goodies dat serious trafic cn bring). @ apee1206, u cn say dat again. Lol.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]I believe you. . . .most political pastors find it hard to criticize these politicians.You can imagine a pastor having a handshake with a corrupt jonathan;asked him to knee and pray for him.why cant his pastors tell him when he's wrong sometimes.
Fela is better than most of them ![/quote]Chai!, may God bless u.

musKeeto: Not being a Xtian gives me a right to speak against Christianity. dont you classify other religions as pagan and other gods as false?
Why the hypocrisy?

Do u now acept dat spirituality exists?

shymmex: How's he dyckriding Nigeria - and what's bad in being your brother's keeper??

Maybe, you need to take your own advice, and take GEJ's nutz out of your mouth..

GEJ proved he's also a thug!!

How can the President of a Country answer a question with: "I don't give a damn!"?

GEJ is the epitome of FAILURE!!

GBAM!!

dvdon: Pls let's stop all these insult on d prof let's face reality, he is ryt Nigeria needs am emergency. Accordin 2 him if u want GEJ out say "HI" if u want him in say "NEE".

Hi!

daviesmania: I smell Atiku's hand in dis mess.

dis 1 don Kolo

manibuds: i see a lot of questions like ow he'll handle old age or child living with out a mother/father.are these situations not existing without contract marriages?even old people with many children still suffer neglect.surrogacy is legalized in many countries,before the next 50 years(if not already) developed/developing countries will be debating how many times a woman will be allowed to be a surrogate mother or how many of her eggs a supermodel should sell in her lifetime or how many zygotes should the sperm of a highly sought after male produce,i.e a lot of men will want beyonce's eggs,how many/much should/can she sell?tyson beckford nko?how many women will want his sperm to fertilize their eggs?designer babies will be the order of the day in the next 50years.natural laggards will protest and complain but just as the internet was not killed to save libraries,surrogacy/designer babies will gather momentum and become the norm.what i expected to see was somebody pointing to an institution already moderating such contracts or maybe a fertility clinic that could link him to healthy women who need the same thing and not these low level questions and trying to reinvent the wheel.OP you can see that you are not alone,what is needed is a credible intermediary/moderator to make sure that some basics are in place for the innocent child.i think you should start a new thread on the modalities of actualizing your dream

Wow. Great. Waiter!. (Yes sir?), But y is dis ur dna menu empty like dis nah? Na wa o. Ok give me 2 Beyonce &1 Oprah Winfrey eggs, along wit 1 mixture of Mike Tyson, Usein Bolt, Albert Einstein & Bill Gate sperm. Send d bill 2 my accountant imediately (emm... Sir) Em what?! (apologies sir, we'r out of stock. Those names on d list dat u requestd r yet 2 b recived 4 nw sir. But sir, y dont u try those oda 1s on d list na?) Which 1s? (OB.J, Tay.e Taiwo, Baba su.we, GE.J, Frank Ribery etc. They r realy hot in demand o). Uh?!

@ Sauer, yes o, u're absolutely rite. If d poster hadnt been replyin them, d thread probably wouldnt av bn dat hilarious. LMAO! But was dat guy 4 real? He seemed quite inteligent 2 me sha. Crazy guy indeed. Chai

ayando: I am not that freak abt marriage myself.I had thought about this before and i realized it best if you rily want to be free of any commitment but believe, the child will really suffer. In most cases, this desire is borne out of selfish lifestyle n one's personality. you either end up being completely irresponsible as a man, flirting around and the rest of what life has for a single man with money.
secondly, if you found yourself as a single parent( either as a man or woman) cos of circumstances, the feeling is different;you will be more focus and determine than finding yourself in this position becos you chose to. It is actually complicated with the rate of unhappiness experienced in marriages these days. but most importantly, marry someone that shares your dreams, desire, ideals in life and tell each other your fears.That will solve the boredom in marriage.

Men, i hate it when people give stup.id generalizations like dis: "In most cases, this desire is borne out of selfish lifestyle n one's personality. you either end up being completely irresponsible as a man, flirting around and the rest of what life has for a single man with money." I actualy know of a man who is livin alone and doing very fine. He's infact very religious and his wives only visit him 4rm tym 2 tym. He's very responsible aswell. Guy, yes u made sense in d later part of ur post, please stop runin ur mouth anyhow again (am tryn realy hard 2 b polite).

As 4 me, i wud av sugestd dat Loving d 1 u mary is d beta option because atleast most of us have heard of d story of beauty and d beast. But wit d kind of dangerous men & women we av in d world 2da, wel, i wil conclude dat marryin no one is d best alternative. In place of mariage, u cn live 2geda wit ur spouse and when dat animal shows up again, atleast u cn always easily find ur square rt. Abi u 1 die b4 'ur time'? Peace out!

Am also nt a fan of marriage, i must confess. Especialy wit women's pretence issues as they show d rude animal in them after marriage (women's atitude cn b realy irritatin sometyms u know). Anyway sha, there r wayz arnd dis. Instead of buyn d child and 4getn d mom outrite; if u realy want dat privacy, y dont u get an apartment 4 her elsewhere in d city then check on her as often as u wish plus u stil live alone and continue flingn anyhow u wish. Sebi al u want is 4 no wife 2 live wit u. Rite? Eventualy, u mite grow fond of each oda as u age and when old age arives, atleast u'l av sm1 there by ur side. Best of luck.

oluchi jud: Itz simple!!!... Av u eva seen a fisherman giving worms(bait) 2 a fish after it had bn caught?

Wow. Lol. I lookd 2ru ur profile. U reasn good. If u'r stil single, i'l like u 2 reach me here: michky54 at yahoo dot com. Wow!

Leefem: If u feel marriage is not right 4 u then don't do it, i'm sure there are many girls who will be willing 2 have a child at d same time being unattached, i know many Nigerians will want 2 shoot down the idea but it is what it is not every1 is meant 2 get married.

No. D OP's is sugestn buyin d child & doin away wit d mom 4 good. Would u like 2 b d woman in dis case?