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Romance › Re: Contract Marriage, Anyone With Me On This Thought? by Michky: 12:53pm On Jun 27, 2012
Ficco: Why do you people like to change the perfect will of God for mankind. In issues like dis,forget abt civilization and try and find what de will of God is concerning marriage. God institutd marriage in the first place. Try and correct your mindframe,you can actually live with a woman and be happy. Two heads are better than one.
Which time God talk am? Mu.mu. U no no say na man write bible? Oh, c fo.ol o, he's about 2 say inspiratn 4rm God. Ode. Look, yes God exists, but religion is man's way of keepn oda men under control and d bible is d manipulativ book dat serves dat purpose.
Romance › Re: Contract Marriage, Anyone With Me On This Thought? by Michky: 12:34pm On Jun 27, 2012
[quote author=prince_onx]@poster: why not let me sign such contract with your sister then we go from there?[/quote]Yes o. @OP, Av a taste of ur own poison. Just imagine ur sister yanshn and bastardn everywhere. Am sure ur village wil giv u a chieftancy titl 4 influencin her achievments.
Romance › Re: Contract Marriage, Anyone With Me On This Thought? by Michky: 12:24pm On Jun 27, 2012
Spirit of Okija: So many children in here...

Some of you are not even up to proper fhucking age..

Contract marriage ko... You couldnt even explain your point well.. A marriage is a union between two parties.. What you want is a baby mama..

Anyways, its doable at a price or even for free (in some villages)..

But just so you know, marriage is not just for your youth, but also for old age when you are weak and need a companion. Raising a child requires both parents for proper balance..

Have you heard that a female childs first love is her father and every man grows up to marry his own mother.. Who would be the role model to your kids?! If you are a man, who will teach you female child to be a lady?! Talk to her about the female menstrual cycle?! talk her through her development into puberty?! teach her to cook, tend a home?! all the things a girl child needs?!

I laugh at the ignorance of many kids on Nairaland.. My only solace is that you all are kids and your thoughts are permitted to run wild and riot.. Many of you would grow up and out of this foolishness.. For those of you who dont, may God have mercy on your souls..
May God bless you. Honestly, i dont think many of them are children anymore. Their problem is fractured knowledge and desperation to protect their ignorance. Can u imagine, they'v 4gotn that oldage is anoda story entirely. Many of them wil probably soffocate from loneliness when their children eventualy leave them. By then, it wud av bn 2 late 2 apreciate d value of companionshp. Sometimes I wonder if these people ever c beyond their noses on any issue atal. Even their parents tink alike. Awon olodo oshi.
Nairaland General › Is This The Funniest Thread On NL Till Date? by Michky(op):
Hi Nairalanderz, i stumbled on this thread a few hours ago. At first i didnt think it would make sense til i saw the thread itself. So, i wil like to have your opinion on this (while you also have a laugh alongside): is this the funniest thread on nairaland till date? : https://www.nairaland.com/77167/want-family-name-guiness-book . Am in tears rightnow but i wont mind laughing some more. So pls feel free to share anyother funny thread wit us. But if not, then just have a good time.
Jokes Etc › Is This The Funniest Thread On Nairaland Till Date? by Michky(op):
Hi Nairalanderz, i stumbled on this thread a few hours ago. At first i didnt think it would make sense til i saw the thread itself. So, i wil like to have your opinion on this (while you also have a laugh alongside): is this the funniest thread on nairaland till date? : https://www.nairaland.com/77167/want-family-name-guiness-book . Am in tears rightnow but i wont mind laughing some more. So pls feel free to share anyother funny thread wit us. But if not, then just have a good time.
Politics › Re: GEJ Media Chat- Summary In Print. by Michky: 10:38pm On Jun 25, 2012
Mandelaguy: where is this one coming from? You are the one who appears very lost on the issue at hand. If all you could do after reading thru this summary was to post " this one is lost" then there is a problem. Your mates have been reviewing the chat summary and picking out holes or salient points contained therein but you chose to review other people's post. Quite unfortunate. I hve been able to deduce 10 things from the Presidents chat as follows:
1. The sack of Azazi was effected in a bid to improve on the security networking
2. The president was still ontop of the security situation in the country from Brasil.
3. He did not cancel his Brasilian trip so as not to bolster the confidence of Boko Haram further.
4. He is working to attract foreign investors into the power sector and there arose the need to increas tariffs to encourage them to come in.
5. He said the new tariffs demands more from the rich and less from the poor.
6. He said that he made sure the YOUWIN scheme was accessible to youths without unnecessary connections. He also said that those who missed should wait for the next round
7. He said his govt is making fertilizer more accessible to farmers.
8. He says he is carrying out reforms in many sectors and those who want to crticise him can go ahead till the reforms start yielding dividends
9. He said the concession of Lagos-ibadan has legal issues to be resolved in court.
10. He said he' will not negotiate with faceless terrorist groups.
Oya, Mr. Lost. pls tell me what you heard in the Presidents chat. Over to you.
Romance › Re: Why Are Younger Women Seeking For Older Men And Older Men Seeking For Girls? by Michky: 7:02pm On Jun 25, 2012
Sagamite: The first time I heard her moronic arguments where she argued that morbidly obese women (like herself) have equal chance of dating as slim women, saying all that is stopping them is confidence, I too first thought she was a child. I was going soft on her because I thought she was probably a 16 year old child.

https://www.nairaland.com/551893/family-uk-channel-4-nigerian/4#7523247



She is not a child, she even claims that she has finished university and is a UK-trained medical doctor. grin That is obviously a lie as she is nowhere intelligent enough to even do a Nursing course in the UK, talkless of being a doctor. grin grin grin

She is just an extremely stewpid, uneducated person that likes arguing against logic and science. She is so daft! They don't come more daft than her, and I honestly believe she is not totally mentally balanced. She is not a doctor, she needs a doctor.
Chikena!
Romance › Re: Why Are Younger Women Seeking For Older Men And Older Men Seeking For Girls? by Michky:
queensmith: He probably doesnt need to go to prison but there is something very wrong. I mean would you allow your 16 year old daughter to date a 21 year old? Or even your 16 year old son? What happened to their age mates?

It's definitely a perversion to intentionally go after someone much younger/older than you. If it isn't a fetish it probably indicates some deep seated issues with childhood. The man may be trying to relive his youth? Now does that sound healthy?

Those girls have issues and need help! This is what i'm trying to say it's not normal, it's bloody weird and not in a everybody-has-their-preferences type way, in a these-girls-need-their-heads-checked-immediately way!

And material benefit is the number one factor- you will rarely find a young successful professional woman dating 500years her senior, you will rarely find an old poor man with young rich chick for a partner.
I have 1 perfect word 2 describe u: OLODO. I used 2 av a friend whose grandpa is only 3years older dan his dad, now in their eighties. Now, dis simply means ladies datin much older men did not start today. Besides, avnt u witnessd scenarios where kings, in theis sixties, marry very young wives, in their 20s? If no, Check out stories 4rm d bible. Ok? Pervert!
Romance › Re: Why Are Younger Women Seeking For Older Men And Older Men Seeking For Girls? by Michky: 10:28pm On Jun 23, 2012
queensmith: What are you saying, the op asked a question and I answered it.
Sexual perversion is definitely relevant, very relevant. The only reason men can get away this perversion in this day and age is because of the fact that we are mainly dealing with legal ages.
It's still very much frowned upon regardless.

Personally I find it incredibly disgusting, everything about it is just sickening and pointing to the fact that these men are potential pedophiles. SO if a 50 year old is chasing a 30 year old female, the 30yo male should be chasing the 10 year olds? or wait 6 years for them to clock legal age?
That to one side, a 30 year old man has had 10 years of additional experience, doesnt it make more sense for him to share that with a woman more near his age? What exactly is he doing with a (relative) juvenile? I think it's very weird. Apart from the fact that any man more than 5 years older than me I will regard as a fatherly figure- I will never see him in that way, it's sick.
Am guaranteein u dat 1 day, u'l look back @ dis posts of urs & wish u neva ran ur mouth like u'v just done. Were u harrasd as a child by a pervert or what? Y r u so hell-bent on dis pervert mata. Look, u cant eva compare intimacy btw 50-30years old man-woman and dat of 30-10years old man-girl. 4rm all indicatns dey r very different situatns. D 1st is btw 2 adults while d oda is btw an adult and a child. Ok? Please tink wel next tym b4 postin. D fact dat u tink upsyd-down doesnt mean oda ladies shd tink lyk u. 5years older=fatherly figure?! U definately nd help. GOD!!
Phones › Which Android Phone should i buy? by Michky(op):
Hi, i need an android phone urgently. Which brand should i buy? And why?
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by Michky: 1:44pm On Jun 18, 2012
vingar: u are a bastard,if thy have killed 3 of ur family u won't open ur dirty mouth say rubish
U and d remainin members of ur family r going to roast in hell. Guaranteed! Its beta u go out there and kill them urself rather than incitin violence here on NL. MAY GOD PUNISH U AND D REST OF UR FAMILY THERE! Oloriburuku *hiss and spit*
Health › Re: My Suicide Note by Michky:
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Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by Michky: 1:57pm On Jun 17, 2012
Caracta: Ds bombing issue is getting out of hand. My little cousin in Kaduna dat came over to Lagos 4 wkend, has filled ha brains wt 'bomb', 'bomb', 'bomb'. If there's any noise, she'll shout, 'it's a bomb, run! Run! Aunty Run! I was cooking and she advised me 2 put bomb in d fire, so as to burn faster cos she was hungry!
God, pls save us.
LMAO!!
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by Michky: 1:49pm On Jun 17, 2012
the planmaker: Lyk av always said, despite all d insecurity and brewing tension any southerner killed in d north comited suicide....period!!!
GBAM!! God bless you.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by Michky: 1:45pm On Jun 17, 2012
[quote author=Eazee-e]giv me d satanic koran n i wil pees on it & even on mohammed grave if i can c it. mohammed is a known terrorist n likewise his descendants so dey cannot stop untill we d christians give dem d israeli way dey wont stop.if dey bomb 1 church we bomb 5 mosque period. am damn ready now 4 dem[/quote]2 Facts: (1) I am a christian. (2) You are Mad!! May God punish you 4 inciting violence. If u c war, u fit stand? Ur family wil roast in hell in Jesus name.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Shalom Church, Trikania , Kaduna by Michky: 1:33pm On Jun 17, 2012
Riodiao: Whether GEj Likes it or nt .Its gona happen. He should keep pretending.But we all saw it in 1966. One day it will happen.I can only blame those foolish nigerians that took 3,000naira to vote PDP. Quit whinning here u all wanted PDP NOW STICK WITH THEIR POLICIES AND REFORMS. Goodluck is running out of LUCK. he knws sumtin dat he is hiding and dnt wanna tell d country
Look, LETS STOP KILLING OURSELVES. This is exactly what Jonah wants. This is what he's hiding. U c, the UN mandated world governments to check population rise due to inevitable dangers in the near future if population is not controld. This is proof: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16391040 . If we kill ourselves, we'l b doing exactly what Jonah wants. Can u remember that Jonah said that Boko has infiltrated his government? Now tel me, til date, has he prosecuted any of their sponsors in govt? NO! As a matter of fact, we shd go after those rogues in govt and flush them out 4 good! Goo.dlu.ck is probably nt bok.oarm. But he's creatin an enablin environment for killings to thrive, thereby reducing population via continuous bo.mbl.asts or through a larger expectd means, ethno-religious War. PLEASE DONT PLAY INTO THEIR HANDS! PLEASE.
Family › Re: How Did You Feel The First Time You Became A Father? by Michky:
This is for Fathers & fathers-2-b. STOP MAKING BABIES! YOU R OVER-POPULATING OUR EARTH!! WE DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE 'OUR OWN' BABIES TO LIVE A FULFILLED LIFE. Stop being ignorant and break free from the social pressure that ur family, friends, neighbours, religion and society are placing on you. IF U ALL EVENTUALY STUBORNLY BECOME FATHERS, ALL UR CHILDREN MIGHT DIE OF HUNGER B4 2050. Dont stil believe? Check dis BBC article out: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16391040 .A word is enough 4 d wise.
Family › Re: How Did You Feel The First Time You Became A Father? by Michky: 9:56pm On Jun 16, 2012
Stop makin babies!
Business › Re: I Have N40k , Which Business Can I Do? by Michky:
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Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by Michky: 1:49am On Jun 15, 2012
Kay 17: I said in other words that Faith is to preserve one's belief in God
Pls, let dose faith fo*ols (cryptic & image) die wit their ignorance. Reason can never b posible in the presence of faith. NEVER! (evry1 knows dat except dose d1mwits). I av said it b4 dat God exists but man is totaly (xcept on very rare ocasions) on his own here on earth. The plane crash is an error of man, just as d plane itself is man's act. I read sm1 (cnt remember xactly), in dis thread, talkin abt reincarnation. Wel, i pray 4 his/her confusd mind. As 4 logicmind, pls stop referin 2 God as dog. D fact dat religious denominatns r out 2 xploit d masses, decietfuly (usin 1 of d most contradictory books on earth 2da- d bible), doesnt mean there's no supernatural being smwhere. I dont know abt heaven tho. All i can tel u is as lng as there's voodoo, jazz & demons, then there has 2 b sm1 on d oda syd of d divide. Finaly, we're in a multiple automatd loop and laws keep tins in check. & Cryptic, if u hapen 2 find urself in frnt of speedin vehicle, 1 tin's 4 sure: total roasting. Yes, u'r ryt. God knows y. He knows its because u were knowingly or unknowingly foolish! Peace out!
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by Michky: 12:53am On Jun 15, 2012
Logic Mind: sleep is useful to primitive bodies like yours.
like i said, i have evolved and my sleep genes have become redundant.
Guy, u r wrong on dis slp mata. Every human nds sleep unconditionaly. Infact, u shd c a doctor if u'r xperiencn deprivd slp. Sadly, u're allowin dat CRYPTIC idi*ot 2 score cheap points. There's a very tin (almost invincible) line between facts dese days. Its nt a suprise dat many of u r crashn in2 potholes anyhow. Best of luck 2 u all.
Romance › Re: Reasons You Cant Find A Man by Michky: 2:50pm On Jun 14, 2012
Nwa Teacher: 1. When you stop living a life of pretence and be real and natural for once. 2. When you stop seeing any r/ship as an avenue of making money. Eating guys mugu. 3. When you start dressing like a lady who will change 2 be a mother 2moro. 4. When you start bringing good ideas to ur man
Exactly!! + stop d pretence
Romance › Re: Reasons You Cant Find A Man by Michky: 2:46pm On Jun 14, 2012
naijasexy: LOL @ emboldened! Nothing wrong with aiming for the best o.

@Post, so on point! May I add that some ladies who are overly introverted(like myself :p) don't take time to explore the world around them and therefore fail to meet and mix with many people, lack the appropriate social/communication skills that men find attractive and could just be downright boring? I don't think any man would want to have such for a wife.
I do. As long as u're smarter dan average and collaboratively selfless. Questn is how do i find u?
Programming › Re: Why Most Web Developers Fail by Michky: 12:14pm On Jun 13, 2012
Most Nigerian developers fail because they are greedy cheap ppl who, like housin agents, want to rip you off at the slightest opportunity. Many of you should have either made it big from referals or patnershp but the 5naira consultation fees and inconsiderate hyper-billin of clients have destroyd most of you. There r many nigerians out there wit gr8 ideas but no funds dat you could work wit and share the spoils but yall r lazy hyennas who wud keep blamin everythin on others.*hiss* I av nt even mentiond d fact that many nigerian developers are olodos. U'r empty upstairs and u know almost nothin about coding. U'r similar 2 ordinary road side fulganizers. God help u al. Imagine i askd 1 of u 2 do a job 4 me. He agreed but said i shd pay 50% upfront which i dint mind. Problem was, dis guy has no contact info (xcpt his fone & email) and he wantd me 2 pay cash @ mr biggs on a public holiday. What if i nd u 2 correct a part of d web app dat i dont lyk? (i askd him). He said av i nt seen his website? If i like his site, i wud lyk wateva he wil do. Idiot! What if he bails? (i askd myself), my 50k is gone wit d wind, just lyk dat! Wel, i dint gv him d free lunch. Haha. & after tryn odas (even wit a/c nos), they cudnt even get it done ryt. Wel, u al shd either work as a unit, or push d best 1s 4ward, or stop calin urself developers cos u S.uc.k!
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by Michky: 1:54pm On Jun 10, 2012
amosy007: u are the one that sound like a nonen.tity to me.. U sound like another bloody sucide bomber. When are they gona send u to ISLAM(A)BAD for training ... Odeh sad
Ur fada!! Na mistak dem cary born u sef. Ur mama 4 don flush u out as abortion! Wer.e
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by Michky: 1:46pm On Jun 10, 2012
Many of u naijeri.ans cant see beyond ur noses atal. U'r al easily manipulatable sheeps dat r waitin 4 d nxt propaganda 4rm Jonah and his thieves in colaboratn wit internatnal media. Yes, its a fact dat Jonah isnt behind d bom,b.ins. Howeva i can also asure u al dat he's a beneficiary cos he's simply providin enablin environment 4 death 2 remain on d rise. So if foolish christians bomb back, Jonah wil b apy cos populatn control wil remain withn grasp. D 1s we shd b bo,mb.n bck r not moslems but Jonah and his gang. THINK FOOLS! THINK!!
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by Michky: 1:36pm On Jun 10, 2012
Billyonaire: You were saved by the person by content of his character, not based on his religion. The world Islam, is a curse to this green planet.
Honestly, i usd 2 respect u alot. But wit ur posts such as dis, av downgraded u 2 d level of absolute no.nenti.ty. U shdnt just talk because u can talk.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Jos (ECWA Church, Along Rukuba Road) by Michky: 1:24pm On Jun 10, 2012
Pukkah: I can see intelligence dripping from your post. Pun intended. You guys are quick to call an individual's name but turn a blind eye and a deaf ear towards what Azazi, Henry Orkah and the President himself have said on bomb blasts.
Dont mind these mo'ro'ns on nairaland that cant see beyond their noses. They'r al easily manipulatable sheeps dat r waitin 4 d nxt propaganda 4rm Jonah and his thieves. Its a fact dat Jonah isnt behind d bombns. But i can also asure u al dat he's an accomplice cos he's simply providin enablin environment 4 death 2 remain on d rise. So if foolish christians bomb back, Jonah wil b apy cos populatn control wil remain withn grasp. D 1s we shd b bombn bck r not moslems but Jonah and his gang. THINK FOOLS! THINK!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by Michky: 5:30pm On Jun 06, 2012
Michky: Are you mindin that idiot? That's my own understandin of auto. Father, mother = children. There's nothin spiritual about sex and childbearin. K? I bet he'l (CRYPTIC) b avin prayer sessions b4 f***ing ur wife. I can imagine already. wink
Are you mindin that idiot? That's my own understandin of auto. Father, mother = children. There's nothin spiritual about sex and childbearin. K? I bet he'l (CRYPTIC) b avin prayer sessions b4 f***ing his wife. I can imagine already. (error correctd)
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by Michky: 5:15pm On Jun 06, 2012
musKeeto: WHo created him? An animal? Wtf... can you post something sensible.. if his dad had not slept with his mum, would he be born?
Are you mindin that idiot? That's my own understandin of auto. Father, mother = children. There's nothin spiritual about sex and childbearin. K? I bet he'l (CRYPTIC) b avin prayer sessions b4 f***ing ur wife. I can imagine already. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by Michky: 5:06pm On Jun 06, 2012
musKeeto: Oga cryptic, you go grammar school.. this is my last reply to you.. make i go fry my fish, tear pages from 2nd corinthians use am wrap suya, serve my customers...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Want The Dana Flight To Crash? by Michky: 5:01pm On Jun 06, 2012
Logic Mind: all christians are dumb

you can quote me on that.
I totally agree. There's just no way u can b a devoted christian and nt b dumb. Fact is, dumb people dont ask questns. Hence its safe 2 include christians, militarie and CRYPTIC. Lol

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