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Mbappe came to Camp Nou 4 - 1 reason Only. To rape Barca..




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The tree of liberty must be refreshed time to time, by the blood of patriots and tyrants.




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Hope she wasn't snap-chatting while driving, as this seem to be a sort of bizarre new-normal for some women..

Thank the cosmos for safety

Alpha100:
I have both of Max Siollun's books if anyone is interested.

I'm very interested in this bro... Pls, send to nubiarepublic@gmail.com..

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Sobasojek:
Nysc secretariat Agodi Ibadan

Ibadan North 2 to be precise strictly for corpers serving in schools.. Nostalgic memories





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No ooh! Please, disregard any fake news about hoodlums looting and vandalizing properties .. These are some of the beneficiaries of the poverty alleviation scheme by the kind senator..







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is it still available ?

Lol.. OP , firstly, don't worry, you won't die of HBP.. Good thing you knew earlier.. Some never knew till it led to their death, which is the major cause.. The fittest person on earth may not know about his/her status till he drops dead on the street one day.. It's not as if you developed it 2 years ago but, it must have been in your body long time ago but only needed something to trigger your consciousness to it which, in this case is (or was) your wife.. You won't die if you take your pills regularly and exercise at least 80mins per week.. The thing is that a blood pressure constantly above 180/90 would kill you within a year and the trick is to ensure that it SHOULD ALWAYS BE BELOW 140.. Watch what you eat (beef, cholesterol-filled fats, starchy foods, fizzy drinks, smoking like a chimney, etc).. For those saying you're to young to have HBP, that's just rubbish.. No one is too young to have it as you can have it as early as age 16 yrs or any age.. The trick now is not giving a Bleep
about your wife and her weird feelings but, the game is now to ensure you keep your BP always below 140 if you still need your life.. I'd advice you to get yourself a digital blood pressure machine like Omron, to regularly check your BP.. Don't be scared, you won't die.. It's just like saying you'd die from HIV when we know that we have Anti-retroviral drugs available at cheap prices..

Secondly(the main thing), do you now see why people would always say ; "Marry your best friend"! . This statement is the greatest life saver on Earth right now and, its saving lives seriously. At one point in time, you'd discover her beauty, breast , ass, sweet sex etc doesn't matter anymore, as only a peaceful marital life matters.. I once had a very gentle girlfriend back in Ibàdàn during my NYSC days but guess what? She was a crazy narcissist and worst of all, she never knew.. She was broken beyond redemption and i was urging her that she sees a therapist but, it was always a resounding NO! I Knew life would be very unbearable with such a broken person in future.. This was a person that doesn't think with her own head but, yields to the advice of others without thinking it through.. She was very naive and gullible on how the world works and, staying with that type of person is suicidal..

For that your wife, bro! Want the candid truth? It's game over! Pure and simple.. Someone who didn't change in her formative years would not change now, either by prayer or by logic.. Someone who was behaving like Josep Stalin to her own blood family, will eventually behave like a mutant combo of Hitler and Kim Jong-Un to you her husband, who's not her blood.. She's a lost cause! Let this sink into your skull bro.. You definitely will not die of HBP but, depression and mental illnesses are earnestly waiting for you, which could lead to suicide or even homicide (if push comes to shove).. Just walk away.. Let it go.. You don't even need to divorce her you could just move out into a seperate apartment and life goes on.. If she wants a divorce, give it to her, if your pastors come to your house for diplomacy purpose, take them to a private place and tell them to Bleep-off and go and marry your wife if they so care about the marriage..

Life is a beauty gift you won't experience twice... Don't let one ruthless bi-polar Cunt ruin it all for you in the name of 'holy union' or marriage ..

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Guys! Quick run through pls...

1. For the institution, what should we put beneath it? I only have my statement of result and even if i have my certificate, OAU still doesn't have certificate number on their issued certificates...

2. For the SSCE, what should be put beneath it, owning to the fact that i made use of NECO. Should it be registration number ir certificate serial number?

3. For the NYSC number and year, I'm totally lost here. For the number, are we to input the "A 00... " number or the "OY/IFE/2018/...." type of number? for the year also, what are we to put down?

I need answers ooh, pls guys..

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Brock202:
Hi everyone, i dont want to bore you with long talk.
I need your advise on this issue,
Me and this girl have been in a relationship for over a year now, she posses some of the features i want in my woman but she's lacking one thing which is intelligence, i always be the one to bring up a topic we can talk about, I've never meet her for advice or anything that bothers me because i know she can't proffer any solution to it, we don't use to chat on WhatsApp after saying hi and i reply, how was your day that's the end, I'm the only one that bring up issue to discuss everytime but now am tired of it, I've complained to her several times but she said she don't what to say, I've sent her some books to read but she didn't read any of them. I'm thinking of breaking up with her because i can't cope with her again and then i decide to give it a second thought that's why i put it here if there is any other tips i can use to build her up to my taste

Advise me please!

[OP, i understand you perfectly more than you think.. Trust me, I do.. I was in your position in January,when i started dating this my fellow Corp member and we were both in the same school/PPA.

Again, she also possess all these "sweet qualities" that's akin to "wife material" and, it really hurts to know that you've fallen in love with such a person..

Like yours,mine is also not of same religion with me.. While being a Christian(but really a Skeptic/Agnostic), she on the other hand is a Moslem. Mine doesn't even know how to prepare the Yorùbá traditional meals like our ever famous Àmàlà, semo, etc.. Eba is the only solid food she knows how to eat and prepare and you wonder what her Mother being an housewife to an Imam, has been upto in terms of kitchen tutorials.. Guess what? She's not even ready to learn how to even when i volunteered to teach her myself and get all necessary items with my own money.

Again, mine is very mentally lazy that sometimes, i wonder how she graduated from Yabatech with her HND.. I became scared when she was even unable to give me a brief synopsis about her course of study in school which was Microbiology. I even got enraged when she told me that she gave her project to a mercenary to write for her. Is that the kind of mother you want for you offsprings?

Furthermore, mine doesn't want to learn anything. Several a time, i had tried to spark an entrepreneurial plug in her heart and mind but, it always ended in tears.. I personally volunteered to foot the bills for any profession she'd really want to learn.. I even went to some of my female friends who were fashion designers, fashion and beauty bloggers, buying and selling, forex, farming, etc, and they all agreed to take her free of charge but, she turned the whole idea down.. Okay ooh, what do you want to learn, she'd say "i don't know" or "I'd think about it"..

Now, yours might still be young but, mine is 26yrs of age and I'm just a year older than her. For a girl of this age, who doesn't want to learn anything or become anything other than a loving wife to a loving husband. Eventually she'd become a leech and liability to the young hustling soul in this very brutal capitalist society.

Here's the trick no one will ever tell you ; nature is a badass! When nature knows you're deficient in most aspect expected of a creature, she(permit to refer to nature as she) quickly arms the weak creature with dummy/smokescreen attributes in other to makeup for all the lost attributes your girlfriend never had and will never have(emphasis on the WILL NEVER).

I also faced this scenario and decided to combat it by all means hence, my resolve to go on an all-out war on my Girlfriend's intellectual deficiencies but guess what? It all ended in tears... The more i tried to emancipate her, the more her ignorance fought back, and it fought hard and why did this happen? Mature knows there's nothing to emancipate.. Out of frustration, i broke up with her and made my reasons known to her but, made-up again later on after 3 weeks, hoping she'd realise here mistakes and heed to my advice..Guess what!! she broke with on Easter Day without excuses as to my crime, and when i inquired to know my crimes, she said i shouldn't play the victim's since i also broke up with her first.. But, before the broke up, i had discovered she was a girl that loves attention and would go toi any means to get it, so, while i was busy with a particular hustle coupled with blogging, i went incommunicado with her and she never for once even deemed it fit to message me or even call. Prior to that, i had been the to always do that.

Then came the day of revelation.. I hit her up on the fone and in my usual way, teased her up with things such her "so, you this wouldn't check up in her hubby àbí", guy ! If you see insult wey i collect eehn, you'd pity for me.. She said i was immature, and not only that, but she's getting several attention from other people and she doesn't need mine anymore.. She broke up with me three days later on Easter.. Did i react to the breakup? Yeah, i did.. I didn't man anything up and i shed tears in my room in Ibàdàn. I lost appetite for food and, became lean and lost weight to the extent that people were complaining when we resumed in our PPA. That's the true rubbish called "love" and its very pathetic to think that a very logical sapient like you can fall for such folly but you have,at least once in a lifetime. It's another intellectual lesson you have to learn on your journey in this very short life.

Go for the intellectual sound ones with lots of logic and reasonings to go round. Trust me, they'd be very arrogant and appear spoilt and on top of their world but, they'd fall in line when they eventually discover that you're in same league with them.. Its not for your sake but for your offsprings sake, for they'd get most of their cognitive abilities and learning from their mom for the first 10yrs of their life.. This is the bedrock.

My advice to you is not to breakup with her rather, let her breakup with you instead.. Trust me,at this moment, she'd be very happy about her decision and would appear to be living fine and even glowing and radiating, while you'd feel miserable,dumped and duped at first for some months (probably 6-8 months) but, you'd learn superbly.. Oh, dear! You'd learn tremendously during this grieving period. Eventually, her time of grieve would come immediately after her time of happiness, when she discovers that you're no longer there to pester her about "this and that", your future together, entrepreneurship, general enlightenment, etc. She'd eventually get get a new source of energy and attention from other sweet talking and Instagra-flashing guys but, the veil would soon falloff her eyes and she'd see demons.. Then she'd start regretting her decisions, then she'd start longing, then she'd start reaching forward to guys with your attributes but, nature has taught guys with your attributes,to steer clear of ladies with her attributes by playing the "breakup lesson" with them through the hands of other intellectually deficient ladies hereby, prompting them to reject laides with cognitive deformities.. At the end, it's an irony that it's a simple win-win situation for you..

Trust the evolutionary cycle of nature..

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Charleys:
Guy although this Makinde is trying but let me be frank.

Ibadan is one of the worst town to spend Christmas. There is no festive mood of any kind, people are not joyous as this OP is suggesting. Ibadan is 80% Muslims.

You need to travel out of ibadan to understand what I'm saying. Even Bauchi in the north is more festive this season than ibadan.

Quote me anywhere. Na the first time una dey see Christmas light.... Gerrarrahere meen.

Makinde Don open una eyes.

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Jewessgratitude:
My opinion.
What's your opinion?

Went through your messages specifically... Seems there are droppings of very strong reasonings therein that could be related to my previous "encounter", that remains unexplained.. I'd really wish if you could help clarify something for me off Nairaland. If you really care to help,you can respond to this message..

Sirjamo:
I don't want to believe that a northern conspiracy against the South West is brewing, but if it is, I am so sorry for the north. There's no way the north is retaining the presidency beyond 2023 we'd rather join hands with SS,SE and middle belt to make an Igbo man the president, even though the Igbos are too pre occupied with seeing the downfall of Yoruba but failed to realize that they could play the situation to their own advantage.

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Unite to do what? Produce a president? I thought we were done with that! We would Unite with our southern brethren of SS and SE ONLY only for a bloody fight for restructuring/regional form of govt.. We're done with this rubbish of Fulani hegemony and Southern serfs/slaves/traitors

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I really don't understand?! She wanted to touch Zlatan?? When did Zlatan turn Jesus Christ for goodness sake! Must you touch the tip of his garment to get healed from your dumbness ?! Maybe she thought he had some sort of healing powers hence, the rush to touch any part of his body.. Maybe the Neanderthal-looking artiste manager discovered that she was about to reach for Zlatan's third leg.









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Abeg, someone should just drop the total amount or estimate needed to get a reliable decoder and dish to get the TSTV channels.. I'm don with DSTV and GOtv..

Add me also.. 08185205987

Do and visit Italy.. I think they're auctioning some vintage cars..








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Prettychichi21:
I have created a group on whatsapp.. The aim is to assist one another in applying successfully and to keep us abreast on the recruitment process... Kindly drop your whatsapp numbers to be added.

Pls, add me up.. 08055867041

Leykars:
Whats the situation now?


Would you mind if I check it out for you?

I don't mind

Leykars:
Its there, check the bottom of the page very well if you still can't find it screenshot the page if you can and upload here maybe you get further direction.

It's still the same issue.. Although, there's a "submit application" tab at the "application steps" but, whenever i click on it, it directs me to the "preview and submit application" page where i eventually get stucked..

The second pic is then bottom of the page.. There's no submit button there..