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PoliticsRe: FG Releases The Names Of Looters In Nigeria And How Much They Looted by mickeyenglish(m): 4:39pm On Mar 30, 2018
Ojiofor:
You promised to fight corruption not to name them.
If they don't give names now, you people would still insult them. Now,some names have been released, yet you still look for ways to meander and navigate into another thing.. In English language,we call this flouting of maxims, and in philosophy, we call it red-herring. Ponder on some of the names first, then talk about their snail-pace progress in terms of development and anti-corruption thereafter



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PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Cuts His 66th Birthday Cake With His Wife, Buhari, Osinbajo & Wife by mickeyenglish(m): 8:33pm On Mar 29, 2018
Of cause, who was he going to cut it with before? His concubines, my Father?who na?



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EducationRe: I Scored 283 in JAMB, Can I Get Medicine In Abia State University? by mickeyenglish(m): 7:26am On Mar 24, 2018
It's a very good score. It now depends on your O'Level qualification.Mske sure your people also know alot of people who could make or mar your "destiny as a Dokita".That's what Nigeria does to people. Your interest lies here,but they give you something there. If your parents can afford a TOEFL or IELTS, coupled with money for flight and initial accommodation and feeding before you start hustling ,then go for Ukraine.. Medicine is free.

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RomanceRe: Check Out A Site Better Than Nairaland And Created With A Phone by mickeyenglish(m): 5:54pm On Mar 15, 2018
It's a make-sense blog though.. Very lovely..










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PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala’s Battle With Cancer - TheCapital.ng by mickeyenglish(m): 8:29am On Mar 15, 2018
You guys are busy insulting the Blogger, instead of veryfing the authenticity of the news. I heard she once battled with cancer also.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Getting Happier — According To World Happiness Index by mickeyenglish(m): 8:07am On Mar 15, 2018
You know my friend, you are not far from the truth..



life2017:
May be true for Nigeria as a whole.

Possible layman explanation below:

But if you break it down, Southerners who seek white collar Job are less happy because unemployment graduates seeking such job has increased. Southerners who are pained with Jonathan election loss are less happy.

Northerners who are okay with crop farming are happier because profit margin from crop farming has increased. Northerners who are pleased with Buhari victory are happier.

Because northern population is higher than southern population, Overall, Nigerians are happier.
CelebritiesRe: Anita Joseph And Uriel Oputa In Cleavage-Baring Bikini & Swimsuit Beside A Pool by mickeyenglish(m): 8:11am On Mar 14, 2018
Aah! So this is how they look like even with make-up huh

Very disgusting negroids..


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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why You Should Not Laminate Certificates And Other Vital Documents by mickeyenglish(m): 7:31am On Mar 13, 2018
No laminate ooh.. Leave everything for rats and cockroaches.. cool



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PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi On His Knees As He Declares His 2019 Governorship Intention(pics) by mickeyenglish(m):
Blue3k:
Lol didn't you hear no Igbo presidency till 2023. That's the rotation agreement APC presented. He better win if he's bringing God I to it.
Which Igbo presidency? Under what Party?APC??The same Igbos that voted massively against APC in Lagos State where one of the owners of the Party reside? The same people that voted vehemently against Buhari,the APC flag bearer?? Sometimes, I always try to ignore some kind of people but, it's very impossible to do so.. Like a proverb says; it's easier to deceive a fool, than to inform the fool that he has been deceived .You people can't be this gullible I keep saying to myself but,it seems the Igbos always have a way of surpassing my yardstick for gullibility.. Look, Bulhari is going to pass the baton to one Yoruba like that, particular like Ambode come 2023..You think the Yorubas and Hausas merged their two parties of APC and CPC together just to let an Igbo man across the Niger rule over them?? Look,It's simple!If you want power, form a strong party and take it other wise ,you ll keep living in a theater of dreams.




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WebmastersRe: Guide: How To Succeed If You Are Blogging For The Money. by mickeyenglish(m): 10:15am On Mar 08, 2018
Britishcoins:
Very good information, but I always feel like I am wasting my time each time I want to write on my blog.

Please i need good premium template for my blog, I am ready to pay
Why does it feel like you are wasting your time?

Don't quit now..
WebmastersRe: Guide: How To Succeed If You Are Blogging For The Money. by mickeyenglish(m): 10:14am On Mar 08, 2018
You found this on BestNaija or you own BestNaija? I'm not understanding..

afternysc:
I found this on BestNaija.com blog and its worth a read.


Source: https://www.bestnaija.com/blogging-money-succeed-do-not-put-cart-before-horse-t57699
WebmastersRe: What You Should Do First After Buying A Fresh Adsense Account by mickeyenglish(m): 7:32am On Mar 08, 2018
Like how much do they sell Adsense account these days?







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CelebritiesRe: "I Can Do Anything To Have Sex With Olamide" - Lady Says (Photos) by mickeyenglish(m): 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2018
Well... Busty lady should understand that she's mad..







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EducationRe: Top Ten Secrets Of First Class Students. by mickeyenglish(m):
Here we go again...

Today,it's First Class :- The Hidden Secret Keys,
Tomorrow,Second Class Upper :-Their Roles In Society,
Next,it is 2.2 graduates and how to package your CV,
Furthermore, you still see things such as 3rd class and ways to go around the veil of unemployment.

You people keep giving fleshy attributes to things that doesn't matter anymore. You keep holding onto bygone things such as degrees. It is always good and relevant to attend a University (I won't subscribe a polythecnic. It's a waste of time),but at this point in time, you need not pay attention to degrees anymore. I tell some of my friends who came out with very strong degrees in OAU (which is also my Alma mata) especially in fields of Tech and Engineering to set it aside and tell me what they can do with it. They instantly go dumb and start chest beating about their valour and prowess in academics and blaming me for studying English Language .

What is the essence of the grades when you can't solve my problem which is related to your field? Your are a mech Eng grad and you can't give me a mini farm tractor or even it's caricature for my agro business and you call yourself a First Class genius?you are useless to me as an agropreneur and the Nation at large in terms of Agriculture and diversification.What is your essence on earth when as a Computer Science grad,you can't even build an Android or mobile App which me as an English language graduate has become a guru in?then you are just as useless as a cigarette butt. You are a graduate of Bio Chem, have you asked your self; what is my essence and input into the economy of the country? I see people study Physics in Nigerian institutions and wonder if they would ever be called Scientists or even physicists like their counterparts from MIT and other top notch institutions around the world.

I wonder if the likes of John Rockerfella had that much classroom exposure before he ventured into Gasoline and Kerosene,as no one ever addressed him as a petrochemical engineer or did Henry Ford who gave us Automobile was ever adresssed as a Mechanical Engineer. If we put them side by side with the so called First Class or our everly sound erudite Professors,i wonder who Nigerians would adresss as dullards or illetrate.

While others are going about, inventing and breaking grounds in Science, Medicine, Technology and, Weapons development, our First Class graduates and other strong degree holders are here running around with their impressive CVs looking and praying for that impressive elusive sweet job.

Conversely, I'm not insinuating that you should forgo your academics, but make sure that when you get that grade, be it First Class or Pass, determine the course of your race, change the lives of your fellow Africans with ground breaking developments and inventions or just go into areas where the economy needs you the most which to me is; Tech, Agriculture and, Power.

I have done my part as a Nigerian, though I'm not even 25yet, and not yet mobilised for NYSC, I can boast today of being a Software developer(Java), Android developer, Blogger and, Agropreneur. What do you thing would happen to my life before I clock 35?dont you think by then, I would have become a massive employer of labor? Both skilled and unskilled waiting on me to give them their monthly stipend in form of salaries.Its not because I'm more intelligent than the assumed first-class holders but because I was able to key into the Nigerian dream which has eluded and blinded some people. You can't make your money in the US or say other developed countries ,you can only do that in developing countries like Nigeria with a very huge and powerful economy and population,or do you think Nigerians would feed on prayers rather than food or Agricultural products? kiss .

Finally, me as a person, immediately after my NYSC I'll get my Masters degree in a different course entire maybe in Archeology,History,International relations, Metaphysis,or Theology and then proceed for my PhD in any of those courses but in leisure and I don't see myself job hunting with it in a thousand years because I believe learning is meant for self development and evolution and not running around on ties and suits in sun.. Trust me those courses are quite interesting only when you are doing it without the stress of searching for a living with it.

Nevertheless, as a social media influencer, Mr Jarushub, you and your team, should girdle up your loins and re-brain wash these first class dreamers to attend more entrepreneur and Tech seminars and agro business seminars on campus like TedX and the likes, even if it implies paying fees to register for such. I know they would listen to you smiley





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AutosRe: »»» Sold!! Clean Infinity Qx4 03 @ N800K Non Negotiable ««« by mickeyenglish(m): 7:32am On Mar 01, 2018
550k... That's what I have.. If u agree, pm me, if u don't, then don't!
WebmastersRe: Why You Need A Good Webhost. by mickeyenglish(m): 7:12am On Mar 01, 2018
@Op! I make use of GoDaddy, hope no issue.


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EducationRe: Dialogue Or Arm Twisting Approach. The Case Of Ssanu, Nasu & Naat Strike by mickeyenglish(m): 7:00am On Mar 01, 2018
Is that why Oba Awon University (OAU) has not mobilised us for service? These ones are just busy playing ping pong with our lives grin..At this stage, I can tell authoritatively that war torn Syria has a better educational system than Nigeria




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PhonesRe: Whatsapp Adds Payment To Its Messaging App by mickeyenglish(m): 8:36am On Feb 16, 2018
Vince77:
Programming is life.
Java and Android development is life. I swear kiss


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PhonesRe: Whatsapp Adds Payment To Its Messaging App by mickeyenglish(m): 8:35am On Feb 16, 2018
akeentech:
Money is life
Java and Android development is life.. I swear kiss



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CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke: "Jesus Is My Val, My Butt Getting Bigger" by mickeyenglish(m): 11:05pm On Feb 14, 2018
KardinalZik:
Are you ONE OF THEM!?
Yep! She is.. But a covert one.
WebmastersRe: Please Help! My Website Can't Load More Than The Homepage by mickeyenglish(m): 7:17am On Feb 12, 2018
Let me drop my own here also. My own site does not display the logo design when accessing it through UC Browser. What could be the cause?
PoliticsRe: Ekiti APC Kicks Against Anti-grazing Law, Insists States Must Give Lands For Cat by mickeyenglish(m): 6:27am On Feb 12, 2018
The All Progressives Congress (APC), in Ekiti State has said States Anti-Grazing Law pioneered by the Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose and farmers should be blamed for killings by Fulani herdsmen, maintaining that the only way to end the killings of Nigerians by Fulani herdsmen was the creation of Cattle Colonies in all the 36 States of the federation and the Federal Capital Territory (FCT).

The party also lambasted the Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose for his refusal to support the federal government policy on creation of cattle colonies and insisted that were the State to be under APC, lands would have been allocated to cattle farmers as a way of boosting the economy of the State.

This was made known by the APC Deputy Chairman, Chief Kemi Olaleye, while speaking on a popular radio station in Ibadan, Oyo State over the weekend.

She urged Fulani herdsmen in Ekiti State to be patient and wait for the APC to take over government in October this year for cattle colonies to be created in Orin Farm Settlement in Orin Ekiti, Aramoko Ekiti Forest Reserve, Itapaji Dam Area, Oke-Ako, Ise-Emure axis and Otun Ekiti.

When she was asked the position of the APC in Ekiti State on cattle colony, she said; “We will create cattle colonies in Ekiti State when we return to power and there is no argument about that.”
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The APC Deputy Chairman described Governor Fayose’s visit to Benue State to commiserate with the State Governor, Samual Ortom and the people of the State over killings by suspected herdsmen as a way to mock President Muhammadu Buhari.

Chief Olaleye said the APC was not sympathizing with Governor Ortom
and the people of Benue State over the killings by Fulani herdsmen because they were warned against the consequences of the Anti-Grazing
Law, which was erroneous copied from Governor Fayose.

http://westernpostnigeria.com/ekiti-apc-kicks-against-anti-grazing-law-insists-states-must-give-lands-for-cattle-colony/
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PoliticsRe: Breaking: IBB urges Buhari to step down in 2019 for digital leadership by mickeyenglish(m): 3:34pm On Feb 04, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: "Davido Is A Primitive Nigerian For Making Money Without A Degree" - Fb User by mickeyenglish(m): 12:15pm On Jan 28, 2018
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Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo: "We Have Been Flying Jet Before You Went To School, Don't Be Jealous" by mickeyenglish(m):
Hmm. Back in the days of our senior Secondary School when we learnt about the Apostles and Martyrdom .The Apostles were executed in excruciating and bizzare manners.I think only St John died a natural death. Those were the real Men Of God,who through sorrow, tears and, blood, brought the people to Christ at the expense of their lives WITHOUT OWNING ANYTHING.

They were selfless in their services to humanity which often cost them alot of fatalities. They spread to unknown lands and territories to preach the gospel of Christ to people with well established religion and gods. They often knew that their evangelism to these strange heathens might cost them their lives, still they did what needed to be done WITHOUT EXPECTING ANY FAVOUR IN RETURN FROM NEITHER GOD NOR MAN.At the end,majority of them, if not all, paid the ultimate price of death just for the word of Christ to reach far and wide.

Do you think it was easy for people to journey from Judea in Israel to places such Antioch in Turkey, Corinth and Thesalloniki all in Greece, or Rome in Italyhuh Without getting money from any Tom, sick, or Harry?. I mean these Men of God had no money to execute all these but had to do the work of Christ by all means which they did. They were often fed by the hostile-turned-gentle inhabitants they met in their various lands of assignments.

These above qualities can only be found in the early Christian missionaries who journeyed out of their comfort zone, to hostile places such as the entire African continent including Nigeria ,North and Central America including the Caribbeans,Asia,and Australia.Many of these missionaries of whom died knew their final fate but still went on to spread the word of Christ without expectation of MONETARY REWARDS FROM EITHER MAN OR GOD.Their duty was simply to liberate the people and to walk them along the path of righteousness, when this is done, they simply went away to their next place of assignments without establishing their own personal churches,that's why they are called "missionaries";People with specific missions.Some of these missionaries came with their personal money to help out with evangelical works and they reaped nothing monetary or otherwise. That's why today, the Christian Pope has no personal belonging,no wife, no children, no real estate properties, no billions in bank, and no treasures in vaults because he Is on a MISSION!

If any Nigerian Pentecostal gods of men possess any of these afore mentioned characteristics of the first generation Apostles,missionaries or, Pope, call me a bastard.If anybody could accurately pinpoint a part in the Bible where the early Xtian Apostles had anything close to a luxurious life, called me a bastard.If the early matyrs ever wore anything exotic in their entire lives, call me out and tutor me. If our Savior Jesus Christ himself amassed wealth and collected tithes from his followers, call me an animal.

Christ merely rode a borrowed donkey into Jerusalem and not even a Horse .That itself is a moral lesson that though he is greatest and mighty, simplicity is virtuous for wealth itself is merely an illusion. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jesus told a very wealthy man that for him to become a follower ,he had to first let go of his entire wealth first.

The late missionaries who gave of liberation would be rolling in their graves now to see what xtianity has turned out to be in Nigeria. Churches against Churches and followers calling followers of another church denomination fetish. Pastors and Prophets sizing themselves up in terms of wealth and accessories. The more private jets you have, they more holy and Christ-like you are. If you are found with no accessories and wealth, then people would term you an unbeliever not befitting the title "Man Of God" ,and we expect Nigeria to move from where it is to utopia.

Look! Let be frank, religion would be our own ruin in this country if don't Checkmate it now. Look at the countries of the missionaries who liberated us all in Europe, they are all Heaven on Earth, where our own men of gods go to lavish their wealth and you won't hear any such nonsense as pastors buying private jets over there. You won't even know they they have Christians and churches over there because their concept of religion is so advanced and unique.They worked for God and their Nations were blessed through them, but over here, our own Pastors work for themselves, and Nigerians become more impoverished.



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LiteratureRe: Name Your Top 5 Novels Of All Time You Would Like Your Friends To Read. by mickeyenglish(m): 7:40am On Jan 23, 2018
I have read quite large numbers of Novels. At least 87 that I can remember vividly and even have them here in my library. But my best three are :

Sci-fi : Battlefield Earth
Crime : The Alienist by Caleb Carl and,
history/crime/conspiracy theory /adventure: Atlantis Found .



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CultureRe: Gani Adams Rolling On The Floor In Church During Thanksgiving (Photos) by mickeyenglish(m):
tamethem:
The only kind of Church that will accept such nonsense. Cherubim & Celestial

They are more or less Shrines where gods are worshiped. grin

A known unrepentant Juju man coming to do Thanksgiving in church. Haba!

It is serious
When the Ooni of Ife worshiped in a church after his fetish coronation at a Pentecostal church, no one screamed and called the church a shrine, now that Gani chose to worship in a white garment, they quickly label them as fetish institutions.You insult the Moslems for first degree extremism and even label them as terrorists yet, you practice same level of retardness within your own religion.You are just too dumb to be on planet Earth . Imagine you been called an Earthling along with the likes of Elon Musk and Zuckerberg? That's just the greatest crime against mankind. I'm quite sure that with this statement, Heaven will reject you, Hell will ignore you. Purgatory may be your only option because you are just too odoriferous to be in the former two.



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PoliticsRe: No To Cattle Colonies By Femi Falana. by mickeyenglish(m):
Escalze:
Whether we like it or not, these cattle colonies are going to stand because this is a government that never listens and is on a mission.
I am tired of the ups and downs of this country along with its ill-mannered rulers .Instead of the State Governors to also quickly capitalise on this lovely idea to create ranches or "colonies" not for any Fulani or Northerners, but for the citizens of their respective states.By the time the Southerners start producing large and healty cattle for both dairy and consumption, then ild like to see who would patronise the fulanis.

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SportsRe: Dana Air Sponsors Heartland FC Of Imo State by mickeyenglish(m):
Dana Air?The real Dana Air?? On a lighter note,Heartland go CRASH out from all soccer tournaments.. cry

Just kidding though grin





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EducationRe: How To Choose A Project Topic by mickeyenglish(m):
Hello! Are you a newbie to Nigerian University education? sad.What you are passionate about?. The one first thing you should do is to consult your supervisor. When I was in OAU,as an English Language student, I picked a project I was passionate about which was "an instance of Power and Ideologies found in selected texts and Speech(s)of Adolf Hitler during the Third Reich"which belongs to the field of Critical discourse analysis, to my surprise, my supervisor did not only vehemently turned me down, but started calling me a rebel and potential killer. I had already put together all known resources of that project line. Before I eventually found a suitable project topic which he liked (of course, it was his picking) he rejected further seven different cool topics. I eventually ended up analysing Nasir el-Rufai's political texts which was utmost boring. One of my friend research topic was even turned down because it was on Obaiagbon of Edo state, who is very well known. Her excuse was that she had never had of that person in her entire life and even asked my friend what the Honourable does for a living. A whole Federal Honourable and one time Edo State Chief of Staffhuh!!?. The problem is that they are just plain lazy and are not willing to do any further research. Thank God I and some of my friends escaped with a narrow B(60 on dot).

So, you see my friend, it's not about what you are passionate about, but what the lecturer/supervisor deems fit to be less stressful and ordinary to suit his own selfish interest .Although,the Institutions always lay emphasis on students to choose project topics which are applicable to the current predicaments of the nation, nevertheless, this should not be applicable to all fields of study afterall the research project is carried out by the students in "partial fulfilment of their Bachelor's degree in..... ".

Conversely,this might not be applicable to all lecturers and institutiond but trust me, majority will give you hell on Earth during your project days in an Institution.

Anyways, you should have included:

1 Consult your supervisor on a unanimous project topic and,

2 Brace for future impacts.









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CultureRe: Gani Adams Steps Out Of Seclusion To Be Installed As Aare Ona Kakanfo (Photos) by mickeyenglish(m): 11:08am On Jan 13, 2018
Nodogragra4me:
Please why is his installation for a position that covers the whole of the Yoruba race being done by this Oba instead of the other younger ONI who is declared to be the actual don 1 in many quarters
Permit me educate you a little bit.

The title of Aare Ona Kakanfo was instituted by the Alaafin of Oyo during the 15th century. As at then, the Oyo Empire had already established itself as the powerhouse of the Yorubas and even parts of Benin, Togo and, Ghana. It was very necessary for the Alaafin to create an office for a Generalisimo to precide over affairs of war and also be a leader to the other warlords.

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