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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 12:07am On Mar 19, 2022
Just Today alone my DS nosedived from 86 to 78 and calling for attention.... No thanks to The mad traffic on lekki-ajah route in the early hours. Riders couldn't wait, had several cancellation. Please help a newbie cry cry cry

Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by microlincoln: 11:52pm On Mar 18, 2022
Okonsure:
Do you mind Yaba?
That will be too far cos I work in Ikeja
Business / Re: Chuksbaby Is Back After A Long While by microlincoln: 6:47am On Mar 16, 2022
Goalty01:


I got the info... anyone interested should just show interest here... and with your permission and going to forward them the link to the file.

I'm not sending anyone the file, but the link. Let's also help Chuksbaby in our little ways.

Thanks for the good work
Please I am interested too. And also in joining the telegram group
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by microlincoln: 9:20am On Mar 15, 2022
I'm a female looking for a selfcon/a room in a flat/boys quarter/shared apartment either Maryland, Anthony, palmgroove, onipanu or Fadeyi axis. Please, quote me if available.
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by microlincoln: 9:52pm On Mar 13, 2022
I am a female still in need of someone (female) who already has an apartment and needs a female to pair with. Location should be around Ikeja, ilupeju, onipanu, Anthony or palmgroove.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 3:46pm On Mar 11, 2022
Felicity001:


Congratulations if truly you've secured an admission and back to school. The man that advised you to go back to school did he give you a scholarship? If not, why not call him that you've done as he advised so let him see you through the school or better still allow you to do the job as per time so you can see yourself through school.

There're other things you can also do while in campus to survive, like verge for the post of class rep-those guys dey get money wella, from there you can start going into school politics starting from ur department then to ur faculty na money dey pursue those SUG members.

Better still get a job in a bar around your campus tell the oga or madam you'll only work 6pm to 10am they can even give you a place to stay right there.

Again, you can look for a bike or keke to drive b4 school and after school to sustain yourself, there is money in that business because student must move around. Get a HP keke and get it registered in your campus this will automatically erase transportation to and fro school and classes for you and you are making money as well. If you're diligent you would've finish paying and get other keke b4 graduation. Your mates may laugh at you, leave them most of them don't know what is awaiting them after school, you'll Hire keke and cars to some of them if you're serious. Start now and build your business mindset.

Do I need to tell how I saw myself through school? You just heard now.

For silver and gold I do not have to give you
But all I've is word of advise.

It is left for you to take it or leave it.
Me I've kids, wife and age mother to look after o.

The country hard no be small.

Finally, if you like keep playing bet9ja na u sabi
All those 100, 100. naira you dey play to eat 1m no b 1 game dey always cut am? Continue oooh b4 u know it those 100, 100 naira would've buy you a bike to carry passengers or better still feed you for 3days in a week. Nobody gets rich and remain rich through gambling, show me one man who in the world who has broke this law I'll send you 5k instantly.

God bless you sir!!!!!
You dropped a golden nugget.

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Politics / Re: Salary Of The Average Nigerian Senator. by microlincoln: 11:09am On Mar 09, 2022
Viking07:
Oh okay. I only offered to help one person which I’ve done. The more it spreads the higher the chances it gets blocked.

Ok Sir ..... Thank you for at least replying. I understand your point and you're very right. But if you decide to still extend your arm of love to anyone else, please remember me in your Kingdom. Na to go for another training niyen till I master the hustle.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 10:51am On Mar 09, 2022
IFSHR:

Thank you for the tips sir
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 10:50am On Mar 09, 2022
73O9:


It's very easy.

*Do not stop anywhere on the airport road even if the hot piss wants to winch you.
*Only park at the departure stands at all terminals when dropping off
*Avoid parking in the zebra crossing lines
*Only pick your rider at the car lot, don't listen to them if they can't come to the car lot.
*You can either drive out of the airport after dropping off your rider if not interested in airport trips OR drive into the car lot to wait for airport trips.
*Also keep in kind to see all signs when driving at the airport and lagos at a whole.
But keep in mind that waiting for trips at the airport is time wasting.

Thank you sir..... This will really help

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Politics / Re: Salary Of The Average Nigerian Senator. by microlincoln: 9:00am On Mar 09, 2022
Viking07:
The sad part is - they work just 3 times in a week, of which over 80% don't bother attending their plenary sessions. As a matter of fact, their last session had just about 20 senators. sad

Please I have to quote you on a dead thread..... Please a newbie in the hustle needs ur help about my DS ni.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 8:50am On Mar 09, 2022
BAZ001:


Wake up early and on you app around 5:30/6am you will get island trips from mainland but be careful of airport and Ojota park trips.

You be newbie ? Your questions don dey plenty

Boss I be newbie and the dread about this airport trip no dey make me near anything MM1 or MM2 ride notification. I wish you can demystify it for we newbie. Thank you and congratulations on the new level
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by microlincoln: 6:19pm On Mar 06, 2022
Silver0:
Hello I need a lady for a roommate who’s serious in getting an apartment around yaba,gbagada,Maryland or surulere…gotten a nice place already so if u interested for we to pay nd move in this week reach out… easy going,working

Have you gotten a place already...... I am interested
Properties / Re: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by microlincoln: 5:35pm On Feb 28, 2022
I'm a female looking for a selfcon/a room in a flat/boys quarter/shared apartment either Maryland, Anthony, palmgroove, onipanu or Fadeyi axis. Please, quote me if available.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: You Just Got A Job And You Need Accommodation. Come In by microlincoln: 5:04pm On Feb 28, 2022
In need of shared apartment in either Maryland, Ketu, onipanu, Fadeyi axis for a Female. Please, DM me if you have one
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 7:46am On Feb 21, 2022
BAZ001:


My brother nobody will answer you ooh.
From experience people will join the strike from their keyboard but will be driving codedly.

I just need a confirmation from all the whatsapp group if the strike is still holding or just mind my business?

Any update from any telegram and whatsapp groups

You're right, there are saboteurs that will still work. Makes me remember school days when a lecture boycott was planned together only to hear some students went to class and the lecturer did a test �

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 10:24am On Feb 13, 2022
Felicity001:


I'm a very bad teacher grin I feel frustrated explaining a 2nd or 3rd timegrin

I grab once sir no need for 2ñd or third..... I'll be so humble to learn from your wealth of wisdom sir. Thanks
Car Talk / Re: Are China Made Tyres Good? by microlincoln: 10:39am On Jan 25, 2022
sooperrescue:

Every tire has a temperature rating. The type of environment that the tyres is conducive for. In Switzerland, we use two sets of tyres for every car. One is winter and the other is summer. Right now the police are on the road checking tyres because motorists are supposed to remove their summer tyres and fit the winter tyres. If you use winter tyres in summer, you will be penalized. When you use summer tyres in winter, the risk of accidents is 99.9 percent. In the USA, they have a system where you can use just one tyre for the whole year and they call it all season tyres. All season tyres comes in temperatures A, B, C. And most of the tyres are speed restricted. With a temperature A, tyre, it can withstand all weather in Nigeria as it is able to withstand heat above 25 degrees and it is not speed restricted Temperature B tyres are found in most cars that are speed restricted and will not be able to perform well in summer. It is 80 percent winter prone than summer. It is dangerous and it is very popular on our vehicles.

I have really learnt alot from your posts. Please I need your help/advice on the best tyreto buy. How do I contact you 195/R15
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 1:26pm On Jan 22, 2022
CheerfulGiver:
Clutching straws argument has started again. Over my dead body in 2022.

Never will I engage efulefus this year. I'll only respond to supporting arguments and people who genuinely need help. If you don't Gerrit, forget abourrit

Please I dey your email sir. A complete newbie needing helpful tips sir. Thank you
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 10:09am On Jan 22, 2022
Johnnybegood12:


grin
That's the reason for the telegram group, it's faster.
You see this winter dem lazy Drivers are crying about, it's overly exaggerated.

But then, people choose to believe whatever they want.

Men wey dey hit road knw as e dey go.
Let everyone do what pleases them.
But my advice is, don't take baz001 serious because man is a soldier Ant grin ......he hustles more than ants

Please is there a telegram group that I can learn better tips about the hustle? I read through this thread too but it's getting to more of a banter than educational. Please help a newbie

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 7:24am On Jan 20, 2022
donfortune48:


Newbies on this thread will not understand the bolded.

Please make us understand
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by microlincoln: 7:24am On Jan 20, 2022
Please make us understand
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by microlincoln: 2:44pm On Feb 26, 2021
OneKinGuy:
For me, Am in my early 20s and am no intorvet, Am dumb shy, stammer so I don't speak much, am not fun in fact, I always avoid a situation where am alone with only one person (be it male or female) in a place, we will just stare at each other until you decide to speak to me. And to sum it up, I have a bad figure. Am kinda fat and I have k-leg.

Don't ever be the number one enemy of yourself. Talking yourself down is pitching yourself against you!

A house divided against itself will not stand!

If you look carefully into yourself, you will see you have at least a secret special strength. Hone this strength and stop talking down your spirit.

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Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single? by microlincoln: 2:19pm On Feb 26, 2021
Wilsonzinny:
I spent 5yrs of my life lovin n bein commitd to a guy only for him to wake up one day to cal it quits...d pain is horrible wen u didnt do anytin...finally good ppl aint appreciated...

I can relate. It's more painful when you're not told what was wrong or the reason for the break up. Good people ain't appreciated but NEVER STOP BEING YOU
Health / Re: Please Help With The Name Of This Funny-looking Spider by microlincoln: 9:03pm On Jan 29, 2021
Horllamideh:

1. First you will need to download 'WhatsApp Web App' on your own phone, there are so many of them so just pick one and download it. most of them contain ads but e no mean.

2. Now, you will need to have access to your babe's phone and also her WhatsApp.

3. Whenever the chance presents itself and you are with her phone and yours. Click on the WhatsApp Web App you downloaded with data turned on. It will load and bring something like a barcode. Under the barcode, you might see something like a tickbox with 'always connect' beside it, click on it as it ensures you will have her account always connected with the WhatsApp Web App.

3. then proceed to open your babe normal WhatsApp app (make sure she has data and turn it on or else the process won't complete), click on the three line icon at the top right corner and you will see 'whatsapp web'. Click on that and it will show something like a camera scan on her phone.

4. Proceed to use the camera scan to scan the barcode that showed on your phone and wait for 10 seconds or thereabout (This process is very much like the scanning on Xender while trying to send file).

5. If you followed the steps correctly, the WhatsApp Web App on your phone will load her entire WhatsApp on your phone.

6. The WhatsApp Web on your phone will give you access to read her messages (unless of course she deleted them) and listen to voice record. You can view the status she posts and those of her friends.

7. The only but is that, the WhatsApp Web App only works when your babe comes online on her WhatsApp. if she's not online then the WhatsApp Web App on your phone will be showing 'trying to reach phone' and will not connect.

8. The rule is not to reply any of her chats, if she's currently chatting with someone..... you will see it, wait till she read the message before you click on it on your end cos if she's smart enough, she will feel something is odd. Remember screenshot is available for usage if she's the type that deletes chats fast.
Thanks alot. Another but there is that it leaves a notification on her phone that WhatsApp is opened on a web. This trick can't be used on smart girls.
I appreciate your help bro
Romance / Re: I'm Very Sad Right Now by microlincoln: 5:58am On Jan 29, 2021
Mann11:
So sad

I'm so sad right now. Before now, we've had many face off concerning the fact that she is cheating. I've seen her in suspicious poses with some guys many a time. There were several instances she received calls from different guys and she keeps claiming they are all friends(note that throughout these calls, you wouldn't be able to hold anything against her). Countless times after confronting her, she would make it seem that I'm jealous and over-reacting. Although, I was always sure she had been cheating all along, there hadn't been a strong evidence to back it. I would have called it a quit with her, but I needed an evidence to avoid any form of emotional blackmail and manipulation. Fast forward to today, her phone rang and I picked the phone to give to her; when I checked who the caller was, it read "Ariyo mi"-( which means 'my joy'). When I asked her who that was, she claimed it was a female friend(very silly). I asked why she would save her name as such, and she claimed that is how the other girl saved hers too. Fine.
After a while, I sensed she was doctoring some things on her phone. Later, I checked her call log and the viola, ' Ariyo mi' had disappeared!!!When I confronted her with that fact, she couldn't say anything.
Am I justified to call it a quit now?
N.B: The girl has had an abortion for me before.


Kindly teach me the WhatsApp hack o7o12231304
Health / Re: Please Help With The Name Of This Funny-looking Spider by microlincoln: 5:36am On Jan 29, 2021
Horllamideh:
I saw this spider somewhere around my neighborhood. It aroused my curiosity because it's not like any of these regular spiders around. It's entirely black with stripes of Red, Yellow and Green at the back.....like on Cameroon flag. Who has seen this specie of spider before.
Sorry if this is not the right section to post this....
Can you please teach me the WhatsApp hack process. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by microlincoln: 10:45am On Nov 30, 2020
Segeshow:
Good morning people, can anybody help me with a connection at Lagos State Health Service Commission? Please Please
Please how far about this.
Do you have a contact in the Lagos state health service commission
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Health Service Commission Interview. by microlincoln: 10:44am On Nov 30, 2020
Coolcalmcollect:
I got the test invite test, but today Friday that I'm supposed to get the password and username, my fone went off till evening and till now I haven't got the password and username....can I still go for the test?
Please how far about this.
Do you have a contact in the Lagos state health service commission
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Health Service Commission Interview. by microlincoln: 10:43am On Nov 30, 2020
tundunakinbode:
Please do you know if the results of lagos state healthservice commission is out for those that went for interview
Please how far about this.
Do you have a contact in the Lagos state health service commission
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Health Service Commission Interview. by microlincoln: 10:43am On Nov 30, 2020
paulpery:
Its real.not a scam.my friend did hers some week ago.read on child care and general nursing.no current affairs.60 questions in one hour
Please how far about this.
Do you have a contact in the Lagos state health service commission
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Health Service Commission Interview. by microlincoln: 10:42am On Nov 30, 2020
Sarsy:
I'm not even sure what to read for the exam..
Please how far about this.
Do you have a contact in the Lagos state health service commission
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Health Service Commission Interview. by microlincoln: 10:41am On Nov 30, 2020
Mosayem:
It is authentic, heard questions are on current affairs and other stuffs. Not sure
Please how far about this.
Do you have a contact in the Lagos state health service commission

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