Omo, I thought I've been hacked.

It means that God will make you prosper and flourish even in the midst of hatred, adversity and unfavourable situations.

There are elements of truth in this claim. Years back, two girls i dated told me they had abortion at some point. It's crazy. Y'all men are ignorant. A lady is telling you a secret and you call it hasty generalisation.

E pain am

Nope, I wont because he's got a criminal mind and tendencies. His next action could be to steal from the company.

NDSMELODY:
I think these are scam numbers because question 2 answer is 60 and I added 60 to the last two digit of the MTN card, but the response I got is they are incorrect

Answer to question 2 is 63 but the pin isnt loading.

Offpointng:
But Truth be spoken. Tinubu had no business contesting for Presidency as a King maker that he is.

I'm scared that City nigga might just end in self inflicted Disgrace

Exactly! Real 'kingmakers' do not become Kings. it's an aberration when it happens.

Mordson:
My most unforgettable experience was when I came late for my Chemistry paper during my GCE exams.

I had a habitual knack for tardiness. I used to come late to any appointment including school. So this exam was no exception. My examination center for the GCE exams was the main center for the whole state, notorious for having the meanest exam invigilators. I came late for the Chemistry paper when it was already 30 minutes into the Chemistry exam.

The head invigilator stopped me at the entrance and quizzed me on my reason for coming late, to which I gave a spurious reason. She said she would allow me into the exam hall after thoroughly searching me.

Ladies and gentlemen, this Jezebel of a woman that would rot in hell gave me something akin to a strip search after which she gleefully turned up with several incriminating stash of pieces of paper which I had scribbled notes for use in the chemistry exam.

I was thoroughly humiliated by the tramp and barred from writing the Chemistry paper which meant an automatic 'F' for me. I felt like my world has ended. I felt I should just die and leave this godforsaken world! What would I tell my dad and mum?

In my heart I cursed the witch and prayed to God to make her die a miserable death, and If I had the means back then, I swear I would have sent assassins after her. She was a very notorious teacher in that school and was despised by all the students. If the woman is still alive today, she should be in her Seventies.

Needless to say, that single incident has remained indelible in my mind and taught me a valuable lesson about tardiness/late coming.

No need for name-calling. She was just doing her job.

ImoleNaija:
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dotcom

That's the problem with guys...
Giving a ring to a lady that deserves just a dicc.ckkkk;
Keeping a wild animal at home instead of leaving it in the wild.

Ask your child wether he witnessed other students using extraneous material or see students make unapproved moves in the exam hall. He should be able to say wether or not the centre was compromised.

HarunaWest:
Life can be that funny. Some people will get to heights that they never imagined that they would attain in life. Life is Live, la la la la la

That's right Bro

Jman06:
When a country allows illegalities to thrive for long, people begin to see such as normal and legal thereby making it difficult to stop such illegalities.

That is why those students saw exam malpractices as their rights and resorted to beating up their teacher for daring to stop them.

That is also why Nmesoma was bold enough to come to the public with a forged JAMB result claiming she should be recognized as the top candidate for this year's UTME.

That is also why illegal open drug market traders would be bold enough to approach the courts in a bid to sabotage government's efforts in trying to sanitize the system. That is because some unscrupulous and unthinking individuals have been collecting money from them for long thereby giving them the audacity to think that they're above the law.

So, if we really want to get Nigeria working like a normal country, we must ensure to change our attitudes by obeying rule of laws and shun all illegal acts. Otherwise, Nigeria will continue to rot and be ridiculed by the rest of the world.

Good job, man. Love this.

He's just copying Lady Gaga's weird pattern of entry to shows

HeartlessMan:

I need to take my wife out for hangout at Ajah.

Why don't you just use her for money rituals strsightup?

Pastoshizzy:
Sexy/curvy babe, pretty, college degree (from any institution asides a Nigerian institution), educated parents (siblings too), exposed but pretensive and above all- pseudo submissive. This profile is what we have as the classic catch for most Nigerian celeb guymen. Meanwhile...na format, the best these ladies have to offer can be seen on social media photoshots and trending posts. You can fish for such in some ponds (environs...like all these serene and high in profile clubs) where slay Q hang out with a bevy of friends as PR.
Most of these specs really need to get married with 2 safety valves as mindset. 1.They will eventually make money and influence. 2.DIVORCE has been part of the process, the more the children, the more our celeb's long term obligation (failure to do so will only lead to blackmail), no losses for Mrs Ex. Just a body count retirement plan with vacation trips all over places with the kids as 'masks' to cover their misdeeds.

Ain't no redpill sh*t, but hommie...shine your eyes.

FFT

BritishAirways:
You did well. You don't want a free dish-washer
She was about to be unprofessional with her job description

she bin forget herself. She no remember say nah olosho she be as boyfriend-love things come dey hungry her. Chai, women can really be confused. Why not choose one hussle and path: olosho or girlfriend

PhoneCareIkeja:
I ll revive your dead phones and laptops

Location is ikeja


Check sigggy for more info

Really

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Something happened to me on Sunday that made me wonder what people would have been writing if I had died.
Went to cute my hair and even tinted it pink. I'm not the going out type i love my sleep on Sundays. But then i got someone who could cut, curl and tint it for me that Sunday and then i said let me do it since other days of the week are work days.
I didn't drive cos left my car at the mechanic on Saturday.
Now on my way back after making this beautiful hair and I loved the new look. I took Keke to and on my was and impatient driver hit us off the road and i fell out as the driver was struggling with the streering so that we don't tumble.
The luck we had is that the Keke man wasn't on speed and he was not also in the middle of the road if not an oncoming car may have smashed me when I fell
The crazy past of it is thean that hit us didn't stop.
I had bruises all over my body and while everyone was cursingthe mad driver, i was speechless. Many people tell like that and died.
If I had died, maybe the story would have been that my Yahoo boyfriend dumped me by the road side, of that i went to do ashawo and was killed in a hotel and later dumped by the road side.
Or if they never got to see my body, the story might be that i ran off with a man. Some people who know me well may even say it's her sugar Daddy that got her the car she's been driving and maybe his wife heard it and sent people to kill her.
And then i realized that the dead doesn't hear all these lies that fly about because they are dead. It's the living the cook up stories about a dead they know not jow it occured. Even those who witness and know how it occured may decide to add their own sugar or change the whole narrative.
May her soul rest in peace.

You are right. Single ladies receive so much antagonism in our society, leading to poor judgment and bad treatment.

This dude was my classmate... OMG. Never knew he was behind that ponzi scheme

Znation report to your landlord and explain things to him. You are already a wanted criminal living in his apartment. He could assist you to handle the situation

Nairaland has been trending on Twitter all day. This is coming after Twitter was bought over by Elon Musk.

In the wake of this, Twitter users have been asking that Nairaland should be sold to a potential buyer who'd revamp the entire look of the forum.

jimmyolasun:
Nothing does us. Atleast ASUU compensate us with all these Undergraduates wey dey house.. everywhere calm, all amebo don go work, children dey school. Best time to be naughty atleast if naa loud moaner she be, nobody dey area. So coast cleàr

How we dey chew Dem when everyone including their boyfriend's dey work

kingthreat:
Heard humble GEJ as deputy governor was once slapped by a top guy close to Alamieesieya then. Patience heard it and slapped the man back instantly. The man evicted himself out of the state when GEJ became governor of Bayelsa then. Heard this from a Bayelsa guy, can't verify it 100%.

I confirm this: I was even in Yenagoa at the time it happened

OloshoMan:
Yeah but we're not descendants of Adam and Eve. Nobody can still prove that...

If you still think we are, then how do you explain"race" ( The Blacks, the Hispanics, The Whites, The Asians, The Aboriginals, etc)

The story of Adam and Eve is an account of creationism based on Jewish culture, and just like that every other culture or tribes have their own story of creation, (the yorubas have their story on the origin of man, the igbos, the Chinese, the Hinduists, the Buddhists, etc

Possibly due to genetic mutations, gene flow and genetic drift.

We call it JKJ, meaning, 'jere ka m jere'.

NothingDoMe:
Any small thing she'll be thinking that you want to disrespect her because she's a woman.

Running the office with suspicion, malice and transfered aggression.

Power doesn't suit a woman.

With suspicion! So true.

thesicilian:
What a weird thing to say, it's almost as if she's more concerned about the money spent trying to save his life. A good doctor will still battle to save your life even if he suspects you're going to die, ICU care per day costs a whole lot of money anywhere in the world

I believe you

observer222:
(-d^2)/d^4*(-d)

(-d^2)/d^4*(-d)
= -d^2/-d^(4-1)
= d^2/d^3
= d^(2-3)
= d^(-1)
= 1/d

NobleAngell:
My tailor did same to me just today. After telling me my clothes will be ready on 11th, it finally came. I excitedly went to her shop. Out of 5 materials I gave her, I could only get 4. She wasn't done with one, She said the material isn't cooperating (whatever that means). On reaching home, I discovered that out of the 4, only one fitted perfectly. Unfortunately her shop was too crowded for me to test the clothes. So now, it's either I go all the way back or just keep the clothes and force myself to gain more weight. It costs #450 from my house to her shop. I don't have #900 to throw around. I'll just gain weight.

Do you gain weight that easily? So the ₦900 will help you gain weight

One iddiiootttt should summarise that shittt for fffuuuccckks sakes

Brainard22:


Be waiting for one rich man to marry you before this year ends

"Four months remains for 2021 to run out n am still yet to meet my rich, famous, wealthy man.. Oh God! what is really happening?
Father lead me to the right path to meet my destined Man. Amen"

Is it the useless men that will marry you?

Opening yansh waaa in that dirty room ash.awo

You'll become an evening newspaper


Iseeeeee

Your are ffucckking hilarious! Especially @ opening yansh waaa in that dirty room