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Who alerted the Police?

Could be a setup by his opposition. When people crave for power, they can go diabolical just to get you. Dude may be innocent.

His schools mates should have a hint on whether or not he is really a cultist.

That picture of you igniting a cigarette before a little kid could go viral and land you into some big shhit.

Y'all folks need to get this shhit out of your minds.

Don't fucccking go crazy about this Val frenzy.

The bug has caught y'all like a widespread epidemic.

crackkhaus:
Get busy, that's the only wisdom you need.

I've never seen a busy woman with a job or business that takes her out of the house from morning till evening, bothered about who is opening her pot.

Busy women just prepare the food and are very happy they don't have to dish it also when they have places to be and other things to be doing.

If you're so bothered about your BIL finishing your soup/stew and protein, then cook and package some of it for storage. Also take out your husband's portion and store it in a flask or container to warm it when he's ready to eat.. The only quantity of food you should leave in the pot is that which is for your BIL and he can go to it and eat it anytime he likes.
The only thing you can tell him is to ensure he cleans his plates when he's done, it's a simple request - you can even say it casually and in a playful manner.

This is how you handle visitors who are staying for extended periods.

I don't know if women don't teach their daughters how to act in their matrimonial homes anymore.
Everything must turn to fight with you young women.

Very very sensible.

Tell the dude that you're a local IndecentStar: your nude pictures are everywhere already.

Tell the dude that you're local IndecentStar: your nude pictures are everywhere already.

Edusouls:
When the devil comes into peoples life uninvited this the result, the devil is the worst thing in existence, but unfortunately we apease him due to our sinful life..

Nope!
The Devil doesn't come in uninvited: there's always an access point.

SexytorresE:
They should film it when Dey are hanging I want to see and belive something

No be only you, jor.

I can relate with this scenario. It's easy to tell the poster to go for character and forgo good looks. But I tell you, it's not easy: beauty + character could still be found in one person. Who doesn't want a beautiful or handsome spouse? Poster, take your time to decide on this, because you'll be the one who'd live with her, not us.

WTF did I just read?
A cool Dude married an a.sshole for a wife. It's gonna be a long ride for you, man.

Neddstark:
Is your charge higher?

Or probably, he was charged much higher by a hitman he contracted before now.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
This lassa fever is deadly niggarz. Don't look down on it

This particular fever almost fuckkedd someone up in my family last two year. My female sibling

Got me running from Benin to irrua hospital like mad man
At first I didn't know it was even lassa fever

I spent almost 450,000 naira( every day blood test, pcv test, dialysis, drip). I don't know what type of fever it was o. But blood was coming out from her nose. Her belle and legs swell.
My mum cried all day and night... As a real niggarrr i was scared for the very first time in my life. Seeing the way the nurses and doctors were piercing her with needless to take blood samples all the time scared me the more
But it was later that the doctor said something about lasser abi na yellow fever. The doctor carried her into one machine room like that o. The doctor said it was dialysis abi wetin



Na hospital we for do her birthday and Christmas.

Has she been completely cured? How's her health? Any aftermath of the infection still lingering?

Obo, my man, have just been scammed. Double scamming.

Pourple77:
Mogboe wasii rie be!!!

Ma Niggaa, you don carry Poco Lee bigmouth do meme na na na.

Rocky Johnson. I remember this dude.

Long awaited!

GODPUNISHALABI:
I have never seen any Yoruba artiste use Yoruba girl name sing or sing about Yoruba women....they are all singing to or singing about ibo women...

"FOLAKE gimme love oooh... baby, pana" By Alhaji Tekno.

I think, Kanye West's recent shift to gospel music is influencing Davido.

cheruv:
For me I like it when a girl is straightforward with you... If it won't work she'd tell you upfront that it won't. I respect such girls kos their no is no and yes is yes.
That's how one idiot from GSU then kept me waiting... Agreed the previous day that we'd see when she comes back from clearance the next day... Called her the next day around one, still in school; around three, still in school; around five kwa still in school.... Called her by seven she didn't pick!
Since then she hasn't picked my calls... Not like I gave a damn anyways, simply unfriended the idiot and deleted her number.
[/b] In the South the girls pick your call after that day, but in the North they'd never pick your call again when they misbehave[b]

Mmmm. Interesting revelation!

Holywizard:
do u know that I was so konjified yesterday, and I controlled a young beautiful Tiv babe like that right in the morning.
Do u know that the babe agreed to come by 2pm?
I called by 2.30pm and the fool told me to give her some mins to dress up.
3.30pm I didn't still hear from her and I called her.
Could u imagine that de mad fool changed her tone just to tell me that she felt sick instantly.
I couldn't allow finish her statement and I ended the call, deleted and unfriend her on Facebook.

Omo, you graduated her from FOOL to MAD FOOL.

Denko2721987:
It's was not a so surprising response cos she knew she had been 100% busted...
And since she felt she wouldn't give any good explanation for her actions and be able to face you again shamefully,
She just came up with the break-up stand as an excuse not to face you..
Honestly, i will slap any girl in the mouth next time i hear them yapping that men are cheats and claiming saints, when its now official that they've been the biggest but smartest cheats since the beginning of time if not for cultural and religious regulations..
Just man-up and lock-up.
When she sobbers up, she will want to contact you..
Then it will be left for you to deal with the situation in your own terms..
I hate to say this cos I do not like generalizing or holding absolute views on issues of social behavior among men and women but the truth from my perspective is that alot of girls of today in Nigeria are just opportunistic and unreasonable s.l.u.t.s who would not mind the consequences of their actions just to have the chance to catch while fun and reaping without effort becos they feel they have an easy bargaining chip in between their legs..
Unfortunately, many men will turn these sl.u.t.s. to wives as they are, and make their lives miserable in the long run..
I dont entirely blame them sha cos its still men who contributed to this mess they've manifested in addition to the mess from the government that has led to the proliferation of poverty across the country which makes women more vulnerable to been taken advantage of..

Great analysis

Isn't that a Koala?

Can these plans work on Opera browser - I mean the heavy opera browser, NOT the mini?

Someone asked if 200 BMs was necessary? Yes! Linda is a celebrity: she gotta do something that rings a bell... something you'd talk about... something you'd gossip about. Deal with it!

daddytime:
Wife her...

Something must kill a man.

She is your own Calvary

Bros, harmattan dey do me strong thing for lips: abeg, I no wan laugh.

Factors implicated in this case are money and women. Those are the roots of all evil.

They desecrated the 'house of (their) (g)God', while the congregation watched as the movie played out.

I'm surprised there were no videos clips of the horror movie with all our social media craze.

idonhammer:
How many people gift you chicken this new year?

Iffa konk your head ehh? C'mon, swerve.

Na why the dude come open mouth like say them gift am blood?

Btw, Kcee is looking www.ugly.org

xcelentattitude:
Thanks, but no thanks.

Take jor. No dey form...

xcelentattitude:
I think I need to buy some tyres too.

I will soon be buying my own car.

Lemme first go and purchase the tyres first

That's the spirit. I fit support you with 100 naira

I'm cuming...

Listen up, man! I would describe you as her 'third-rated' choice for a boyfriend. She only accepted you out of pity, and because you are just the only available option. When a woman chooses you among many other suitors or admirers, only then can you boast of her true affection and loyalty.

For now, just hang in there and enjoy the cookie while the offer lasts.

safarigirl:
she didn't grab the opportunity because she didn't like the guy.

This isn't one of those good deeds people do despite themselves. If you don't fancy someone romantically and aren't attracted to the person, it is common sense to pass them off to another person, preferably the one that was tolerating them.

If it was a different guy that she actually fancied, a guy she was attracted to, we would not be hearing this story seeking accolades. This is just an avenue for self-aggrandizement. She didn't save a relationship, she saved herself.

Quite insightful and thoughtful