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xcelentattitude:
I think I need to buy some tyres too.

I will soon be buying my own car.

Lemme first go and purchase the tyres first

That's the spirit. I fit support you with 100 naira

I'm cuming...

Listen up, man! I would describe you as her 'third-rated' choice for a boyfriend. She only accepted you out of pity, and because you are just the only available option. When a woman chooses you among many other suitors or admirers, only then can you boast of her true affection and loyalty.

For now, just hang in there and enjoy the cookie while the offer lasts.

safarigirl:
she didn't grab the opportunity because she didn't like the guy.

This isn't one of those good deeds people do despite themselves. If you don't fancy someone romantically and aren't attracted to the person, it is common sense to pass them off to another person, preferably the one that was tolerating them.

If it was a different guy that she actually fancied, a guy she was attracted to, we would not be hearing this story seeking accolades. This is just an avenue for self-aggrandizement. She didn't save a relationship, she saved herself.

Quite insightful and thoughtful

dipsetbang:
Long story short, you are available ba?

Wickedness in highplaces

Humans are insatiable. If the lady had grabbed the opportunity to replace the 'embattled' girlfriend, y'all would still call her gold digger or opportunist. Now she's done otherwise, some of y'all are still calling her unwise, and all sorts of despicable names. C'mon!

Abeg no vex,

What exactly is this Marlian thing all about? What's the principle or concept behind this Marlian craze? Can someone please define it? What's the believe system of the Marlian group?

It's still about 9:30 am today in Atlanta, way behind the New year...

My 2019 started with a fresh memory, grieving and mourning of the loss of my younger sister who was buried in December 2018.

By May, my maternal granny and her oldest son had died and were buried.

In June, a 43" led TV I highly valued and bought at a very good price developed a major and irrepairable fault. I dumped it. It still hurts.

By August, I had lost and buried another Grandma, my paternal grandma. A 'real' grandmother, whom I used to live with. She died at 97.

As the year rolled by, a very industrious lady friend I had, died from post-operation complications of Appendicitis in November. Until her death, she awaited NYSC call up and had already established a thriving business. Her death shook me to the marrows. She was just 25.

As the year grinds to a halt, news filtered in that I had lost a good friend - a jolly good fellow, to a liver disease, and he left behind kids and wife. He died this December and is yet to be buried.

This is the story of my 2019 - the bad side of my 2019, though. I just had to 'pain' (or pen) it down so I'd let it off my chest. In all things, I give thanks to God Almighty.

I hope these dead 'fingerlings' won't be repacked and sold for direct human consumption?

Lived together in a University hostel with a bunkmate for a whole session but never noticed that dude was gay, not until I returned from a holiday and saw him being mobbed and beaten to a pulp. Dude was bleeding: he was caught in the act of homosexualism.

And I began to reminisce on how I once caught him applying a medication on his bruised penile cap. I also recalled that he has always been visited by only male students. I was naive and uninformed, and so couldn't connect the dots.

He was top in his class, a first-class material and a force to reckon with in his field of academics. Unfortunately, the shame of that discovery drove him out of the school before graduation.

And you think that these ladies don't know all this? They definitely do. Just that they are looking for that dude who'd fall for that 'enticing body', and become 'magarized'. It's all about the Benjamin's, dude. They know what they're doing.

Ladylite:
Aunti
Aunty

Calm down, go and enjoy your life.

You may not believe in religion now but I bet you when you are 35 you will know life is spiritual.


All this you explained here are normal for teenagers and under 25 girls.

Lady to Lady I tell you that you know even if you meet a mature guy with all that standard, he may not be interested in you and you are too proud to chase or beg.


See, you are not ready so move on and have fun with your life and other areas of your life.

IN your 30s try again by then the standards you spent so much time explaining now will not seem important to you.

Ciao

Good job.

And why do y'all keep using this particular miserable looking picture of this Mompha dude?

paradigmshift:
i need exon mobil slut, help a brother.

You mean slot? Or you really need a wh.ore that works at Exonn Mobil? Specify

Reason is not far fetched: in terms of holding a relationship, no mature lady takes a corp member seriously because it's believed that y'all just in for the fun, and would eventually relocate

Just curious, how do you chew or swallow a bowl of garri paste without soup? I'd rather chew it raw if I can't afford at least some sugar?.

Trendy247:
You even have carpet in your room

What a savage

dominique:
Op You have a smartphone that takes clear pictures, you are able to subscribe to data to come online. Trust me you're better off than a lot of Nigerians

Lol. Like how, abeg?

leokid866:
I go cause Mumcy will lock you out come sunday morning.....even popcy knows not to be home on Saturday if he wants to skip church on sunday.

Omo, this is fvcking hilarious.

Bambi crooner

fkj950ax:
Buy a N200 Sim.
Quickly put it in your phone
Send her the message below

Dear XYZ, I am a concerned friend of yours but unsure of your reaction to this so I am ghost sending this SMS to you.
You seem to have a case of odors that are inconvenient to people around you
You need to put in place a plan to fix them both.
1. Get a different brand of toothpaste and use mouthwash every night.
2. Get a colon cleanser to clear your GIT and reduce bacteria coming from your throat to tongue
3. Shave arm pit weekly
4. Change sponge and soap brand
5. Get perfume oil. Not perfume of body spray
6. Get new undergarments or use mild bleach to rinse all undergarments.
7. Buy roll on
8. Reduce spicy and garlic/onion laced food.

Then remove the SIM card from your phone

And she looks up the phone number on Truecaller, and finds your name

Children are so adorable in their innocence and harmlessness.

bigtt76:
Funny how people don't understand that when the word 'International' is used, its meant to mean anything other than the language of the domiciled country of an organization or anything presenting same.

The movie academy is a US-based body which hitherto had been awarding movies produced in the US (Hollywood), it was only to broaden its scope it decided to include movies produced elsewhere (International) by setting up a category called 'Best Foreign Movie which it changed to International.

The rules still remained the same, movie must not be predominantly written in English language which if done, would be akin to creating a category to directly compete with Hollywood movies which is not what the case is meant to be.

Good punchlines you got there. You must be well versed in this field.

Chai. Him Spoon don Wither. No more chops

Just the way I took a precious TV I bought at a giveaway price for granted: I used it without a TV guard... The day it developed fault, my eyes cleared. I still regret being careless about it.

This letter and law suit has subtly promoted Philip Plein shoes.

Yas! She was fvcking good in that movie. She 'has' good command of English , and her composure was top-notch.

SURElee:
You bleached. Don't be mild using lightening. Keep bleaching. If Naomi Campbell could say "black don't crack". I wonder why black beauties bleach.

You can go look for stretch mark cream made of Shea butter and coconut oil and other skin repair oils mixed together.

Take note, your skin is the largest organ of the body, if you damage and predispose it to skin cancer with harmful chemicals, remember you only have one skin to house you while you live here on earth. #saynotoskinbleaching

Apt! You spoke like a scientist.

@ madridguy
you deserve some accolades.

The tables have turned: the Hunter becomes the hunted; the predator have become the prey

Baba God, pick my call: I don suffer for Dulllarddinho's hand.