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When I first saw the topic I knew it would be fake news. The north is the most dangerous place in the shithole. So no reasonable person will go there. Op, you did not even say they move to south west or south south. Na north you went to mention. Radarada. Iranu.

P.S Nothing concern me. Na the fact that we SOUTHERNERS need to 4get TRIBALISM and start protesting SOUTH 9JA, so we can free ourselves from this shithole.

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No4. A man said he was telling his kids a true-life story. The story goes thus. A man named Jacob was at a resturant eating, after some time, he went to the restroom leaving his only phone on the table. After he came back, he discovered his phone was gone. He saw a man running away, he ran after him to the parking lot. When he got to the parking lot, he didn't see anyone again, except a man that stood behind his car with 2 seats. He asked the man wether he saw anybody running. The man said no, I came here to drop my two friends at the resurant, I didn't see anyone. Jacob immediately called the police.

1st question is why did he call the police?

Immediately the kids said dad this story is a fake.

2nd question is why did the kids call the story a fake?

adebayour26:
It must have been the CHEF.
The couples were going for a date, so what other dinner was he/she preparing again?

Wrong. The time wasn't given so the couples might be going in afteroon.

The answer is the gardener. Notice that everyone was doing something related to their work except the gardener. What is the gardener's business with salad. That is the chef's job.

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Am sorry, but did you say police rescued soldiers? Really?
Only 4 9JA.
Abeg SOUTHERNERS make we 4get TRIBALISM and start protesting SOUTH 9JA.
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Biafra nation? Ijaw republic? Oduduwa nation? It is not achievable. SOUTHERNERS better start protesting for South 9ja.

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efighter:
That's the way to go.

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Wow. Thankfully i am not the only 1 who realised that.

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so these people know that buhari has ruined the economic? He is just starting, you never see anything.

SOUTHERNERS, abeg start protesting south 9ja.

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Yungmil:
This government is trying

The eonomy is moving fine

Everybody is enjoying the country

There is food and money everywhere

Buhari has done very well for this country

I don't know why few people are complaining

Like for buhari......share for buhari

Wish he could remain after 2023

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no like, no share. You see your life.

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SOUTHERNERS, wake up. Biafra nation? Ijaw republic? Oduduwa nation? These are not achievable.

Better come together and start protesting South 9ja.

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Omonigeriarere:
Kido! The award is not for this season. But for 2020 season. The one for 2021 would be awarded after the end of the season in 2022.

Lewa deserved 2020 not 2021. Messi is the favourite because of copa America. Poland was eliminated in the group stage and now they will be in playoffs. Apart from bundesliga which they have won from last 9 years. FIFA club wc where mostly European teams thrash others. If only 60+ goals matters than Messi would have won more than six.

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Then he can't win the next year own if he finishes like these.

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Congrats to messi. But if is this guy won't double his goals and assist b4 the end of this year, something is definetly wrong somewhere.

Imagine some1 asking who won ballon d'or? Messi. How many goals this season? 1. I mean all together? 4.

Does that make sense to you?

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TruthUntold:
finally, people are beginning to see the untold truth.

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Because it happenned to 1 person doesn't mean everything about child marriage is false. It actually a normal custom over there.

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I thought this thread would be about KDB, Why are Messi ranting everywhere.
Congrats to KDB.
P.S Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are the only true goats i know.
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She was in her 30s? Wow. It is either her family is rich, educated or this is the only woman I have seen marrying at that age from that side of 9ja.

R.I.P.P

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gun liscence is not the solution. Division of this shithole into two is the best solution. South 9ja and North 9ja.

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Tribalism, tribalistic comments all over this thread. Until we southerners get it right.

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like if you didn't bother to read it.
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like if you didn't bother to read it.
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like if you didn't bother to read it.
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Truths to be told.

1. These people are already in the south. SOUTHERNERS better wake up.

2. Oduduwa republic, Biafra nation, Ijaw republic is not achievable. It is better we start protesting South 9ja before it's too late. South Korea got theirs and they are doing are so better than their Northerners. Make we SOUTHERNERS stand together as one.

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No3. Dave and Dan were told to solve a riddle. A number was given to them, and they were told to find two peculiar thing about them.

854,917,632

What two peculiar thing are about the number?

No2. Jane and Gwen were lost in a forest. As they walked through the forest, they found two doors and two knights guarding the doors.

The peculiar thing about the knights were that one of the knights was a liar and while the other told the truth.

One of the doors led to eternal darkness, while the other led to freedom.

Help Jane and Gwen to freedom. How would you know the correct to to pass through.

How would you know which door to pass through?

Modified: you don't know which knight told the truth and which one lied. You also get to ask the knights 1 question each.

Riddle time.

No1. Mr paul was going on a date with his wife on a date.0the wife went upstairs to get ready but after 30 minutes, the wife never came down. Mr paul after serching for his wife but to no vail, decided to call the police. The police interogated 4 suspect.

The cleaner said: I was cleaning the dog's cage.
The chef said: I was making dinner for the couples.
The driver said: I was preparing the car for the couples.
The garderner said: I was cutting vegetables for the salad.

One of the suspect was lieing. Who was it? And why?

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No1. It is not good to be injury prone. Neymar, dembele and hazard will tell you their experience.

No2. There is nothing like hat trick in assist. Hat trick is only attributed to goals. Messi made 3 assist simple.

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Rexwalters1:
He is correct, largest economy in Africa by a long shot, no one underestimates the potentials of Nigeria, the country with the richest black man & woman in the world is no joke.

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Sorry, but i think 9ja na joke already. Insecurity, more terrorist organisation, reccession, very high rate of poverty, no jobs, official robbers on the highway, shooting because of ordinary protest, IPOB, inflation, scammers everywhere, child marrige from age 6-7 when the age of consent is 18, 9ja is not ruled by any religion in the constitution but it has one religion law and its police in the north, highest dollar rate we have ever experinced, corruption.

Just to mention a few.

Rexwalters1:
Yet your Father says yes Sir to them?

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Sorry, but my father has never participated in an election b4, and he owns his business. So i don't know what you are talking about.

omowolewa:
What else do you want to watch out for about Nigeria? GDP Population Productivity Resources or Market?
You don't watch for what is out already.

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Dude, this is hilarious.

Samunique:
Blame the illiterate voters in the north and I don't care attitude of the relatively literate south !

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Don't you all the northernesr, cause i don't think there is any literate from that part of 9ja

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So this people in the north know that buhari has destroyed the country, and some stupid BMC would coming here on NL ranting nonsense.

Northerners, poverty and hypocricy are like 4,5 and 6.

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dasparrow:
What Nigeria? Nigeria that may seize to exist less than 10 years from now with the way the country is going. Anyway, perhaps when something like what happened in Rwanda happens in Nigeria, maybe then Nigerians will wake up and hold its leaders accountable.

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We all have a part to play in transforming 9ja.

Assuming we citizens came together to choose a good, sensible and upright leader. 9ja would be a better place.

As 4 me. I blame the leaders and some of its citizens.

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I came here to check whether 9ja would be on the list.
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Really funny comments.
Never had sex, so can't relate.
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