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Walkee:
what the fucck is this one saying? How is it not rape?

HOLY SHIT

Comrade, lower your voice abeg.
I never knew rape was associted to minors.
Well sha, we learn everyday.

Nonexisting:
If I slap you and that your technically, your teeth will hurry back to your throat. If it were a vaginarian now, you'd have shouted rape even before reading a line.

HOLY SHIT

Sorry sir, I just de give opinion. I never knew rape was also associated to minors, and also she didn't penetrate.

Once again, sorry comrade.

HOLY SHIT

I read it, it not technically rape. But the boy is a minor, so she's gotta go to jail.
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MODIFIED: Just learnt sometin new, so ignore the previous comment.

HOLY SHIT

Come to think of it, these aren't curses, he is wishing bubu well. According to lovenorth, benuejosh and other BMC, everytin is fine in 9ja, people aren't suffering, 9ja is rich in economic growth and the rest, so Omokri is just wishing bubu well.

but as 4 me the same way 9ja is currently in economy, insecurity, poverty, inflation, reccesion, debt and so on, so shall it be 4 bubu and his lineage even until the next 100 generation(if God tarries). They shall never 4get u, the same way Nigerians won't 4get u.

SOUTHERNERS, next time you hear anytin North, bubu or any place and person from that region. Please RUN, don't walk, RUN. SOUTH 9JA!
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HOLY SHIT
Well, I dont know what to say.
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HOLY SHIT

Sometimes, it could be a coincedence not a miracle, but then everyday at least 1 person dies 4 d least expected reason.
If I say it is scam or terrestial powers like you mentioned, it could actually be a miracle.
So I think you should actually meet yr creator on this issue, cause only God knows a man's heart.
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HOLY SHIT

God of Isreal, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Please show SOUTHERNERS the way. Help us 4get Tribalism and embrace SOUTH 9JA, so we can build a country 10x better and more beautiful than Dubai, USA, Brazil, and UK combined.
Back to the topic, these places are beautiful.
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HOLY SHIT

That's why I think these two are really the "GOAT"s. Really feel blessed to witness CR800 and LM7.
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HOLY SHIT

Ok 1st, God didn't curse you. Get that straight.
2nd, we watch Nollywood movies about drunkards useless their lives, we read them in newspaper and magazine and also hear them on the news. So Y the hell would you go into that shit again?
Good thing you stopped.

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HOLY SHIT

4 me, using POS isn't dangerous. Some POS uses internet not the same signal as during phone conversation. So I think if you can browse with a phone in a filling station, then you can use POS in filling station. Just an opinion( I don't really know much about these stuffs.)
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HOLY SHIT

SOUTH 9JA!!!!!!!!!!!, that's all am gonna say, SOUTHERNERS, SOUTH 9JA NOW!!!!!!!!!
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HOLY SHIT

It's nothing if 9ja was a functioning country. But 9ja that is a shithole with this amount of debt. I see no difference between 9ja and a very very poor man with debt of 50M.
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HOLY SHIT

I go out of the house with the excuse of going to buy anytin, then I go to the house my crush lives in, if I get to see her face, it wouldn't take a second b4 a smile would find it's way to my face.
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LordIsaac:
Shut up....if you can't very people's claims. It was with my ear I heard it. And when we came back home from the retreat that year, we were not allowed to celebrate it even as it ended on the 25th.

HOLY SHIT

Ok, tell me which year was it.

Thoh:
southern republic will be good but I don't want ígbos in it

HOLY SHIT

We all need each other. Let's 4get Tribalism.

HOLY SHIT

I can't count several Yorubas' that has been taking to abroad coz they know how to make drones. I have seen Yoruba men who have been begging the government 4 empowerment coz they know how to make mechanical arms and legs. Despite the insecurity South West is the safest region. Just to mention a few, so 4 me Yoruba Nation will be the greatest.
But despite all these, no Nation can make it single handedly. We SOUTHERNERS gotta 4get Tribalism and come together. If we can.
SOUTH 9JA will be greater than all the African countries combined.
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HOLY SHIT

you are holding christmas carol when people are dying in bunch due to yr irresponsible and terrorist government. Still don't know why Kumuyi went, there is nothing to celebrate for some families this year, lots and lots of sad and horible news.
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LordIsaac:
And one of the guests once told his congregation that Christmas is evil. I'm just tired of the dogmas of that church. The G.O. must correct some terrible and hypocritical dogmas they follow.

HOLY SHIT

Stop deceivhng yrself, Kumuyi said some people celebrate lavishly which can lead thdm into sin. He never said christmas itself is a sin.

HOLY SHIT

You gave them money, no need to publicise it. The ones in IB(men, Hausas'), if you give the akara, they will ask for money 4 water. If you give them raw meat, they will ask 4 money 4 pepper, and money to cook it. And they are everywhere in the south.
4 me I don't see a difference between them and fulanis.
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INCREDIBLE007:
Dem get hotline na

HOLY SHIT
really? What's the hotline?

HOLY SHIT

I don't know about ya sister matter ooo, but I know that despite insecurity IB is still a very safe place and a good place to reside in.

But Seyi Makinde has still a lot to work on. For example, state owned farm, creating an healthy competition in Local Government in the area of cleaniness, speed up the infrastructure he is building(the one near ma area has been under construction for almost a year now), fixing all major roads, upgrading public schools, providing other means of making money since wages are low, job employment for some Agberos and so on.
I really wish I can contact him.
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floss:
Will you tell me how I should spend my money?.... leave wizkid let him waste his money....it's not your concern, worry about how you spend yours...

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I wasn't telling bigwiz how to spend his money. My concern is that there are people swimming in poverty, the guy should pls consider some people abeg.

But na him get the money, wetin be my own.

HOLY SHIT

Wastage of money, just give 9 people 100k to start business and use the remaining to buy your suya.
But I don't blame you Coz it's not your job to give people job, it is that bastard called bubu that promised Afonja's heaven on earth who later gave every1 in 9ja us hell in hell.

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HOLY SHIT

Hmmmmmmmm. Until SOUTHERNERS 4get it Tribalism, come 2gether as 1 and protest SOUTH 9JA.
Until then,(in Yoruba) "sha jen dake".
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HOLY SHIT

Wait are you just noticing sir? Bubu has destroyed 9ja beyond repair. The only thing that devil is useful 4 is dat he has taught SOUTHERNERS the disbenefit of Tribalism.
SOUTH 9JA!!!!!!
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Kilotat:
It is Sad to watch. It pains me how people die every day. Well, I blame Afonja's for voting-in an illiterate to be the President of the Largest Country in Africa, buhari won all Yoruba states, including the now seized kwara which belongs to Fulani.... Check My Signature for high-tech tutorials

HOLY SHIT

4 give them na, they were the ones that protested and carried bubu casket up and down. Every1 makes mistake. I am sure that if they hear anytin north, bubu or kastina. They will run away.

HOLY SHIT

So? Fulani herdsmen don't stay in a place. Even in the South, they are always looking 4 farmlands to destroy. So maybe bubu is looking 4 other countries to destroy.
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HOLY SHIT

I have the full video on my sis phone. I don't think it is in 9ja.
Well 4 me, kissing is not bad as long as they respect the age of consent. But doing it in secret is the worst.
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HOLY SHIT

Sorry. But to the Northerners, what is going on in 9ja doesn't affect them. The Afonjas regretted voting bubu. What did they do? They protested, carried bubu casket with his picture, curse him everyday, still shouting 4 impeachment.
Northerners protest didn't even last up to a day. Sha don't make any Boko or Iswap or Bandit come near South.
SOUTH 9JA!!!!!!!!!
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