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G00DHardDick:
Be informed that the entire SW region is on lockdown for PO.

Keep deceiving yourself o..

MansoryMX:
If you ready give me the 36 style of kamasutra for a week vacation then I will buy you iPhone 13 at the end of the vacation and a bone straight. Send a DM if interested

You want to kill the Small girl ni

[quote author=VawulenceProMax post=119546699]if you can handle a 9onch cock and take it up your ass and deep throat it till I cum and u swallow, send a dm


Haha! The girl is small for that na...

I opened mine on the 30th of November last, to my surprise i saw #120,500

PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu will never be President

Have you forgotten you said more than this before APC primary?

Plus10:
Nice Outing,Obi or nothing

No! You will say Obi or Biafra..lol

Throwback:
With all he listed you still claim he did nothing?

Then you even had the effrontery to extend your lies to Aregbesola who rebuilt many schools and roads and other infrastructure to make Osun an envy among the other states?

Please lie with a conscience.

Don't blame him, what the spirit of hatred cannot do does not exist.

Wife material...

In a sane world, it is not possible or normal, but in Nigeria,it's more than possible.

Jones4190:
makinde is richer than you and your parents.

You know talk of generation self...

This picture always remind me about I and my pre wedding pictures..

Go to any Cosmetics shop and ask for black magic hair cream or herbal hair booster.. you will thank me later..

Reinaldo:
He should address urchins please. Peter Obi is the person we want to hear from.

To tell you more lies?

[quote author=ezegold4we post=117415377]Peter Obi’s rally took place in 5 different places on the same day in lagos, the locations are Festac, lekki, Ikeja, ajegunle and surulere while Tinubu’s rally took place in only one location inside Lagos,
Tinubu should come and organize rally in 5 different locations in Anambra state in one day,

OBI is sure of 50% votes from Lagos PVC holder's, you can argue with urchin's and agbadorianrs.[

No 50% ke! Lets say 92% e go be like film for your eyes..

[quote author=ekaette1621 post=117302256]TINUBU IS THE INTERPRETER THAT IS MISSING.
The dude is in COMA in London.


Bat thing will never happen to us.


30k APC urchins, OVER TO YOU.

Tinubu is giving this one sleepiness night...lol

[quote author=Buzzapper post=116703439]NEVER DO THIS IN A FLIGHT!!!

If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat Neighbour's.

This older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through. (I am not very tall, and the overhead luggage compartment is something I try to avoid at all costs.
Immediately she sits down she strikes up a conversation. She was very pleasant and well spoken. So, we chatted all through the flight to Dubai.

Suddenly, when the pilot announced that we were now proceeding to begin our descent into DXB, my good friend 'developed' stomach pains. Me with my good heart, I pressed the steward's button, and the stewardess came to find out what the problem was. I told her my seat mate was not feeling well.

And this lady, she suddenly began to address me as 'my daughter'. The stewardess told me that there was nothing they could do except give her some painkillers and wait until we landed.

The pilot announced that we had a medical emergency on board and advised us all to stay calm. My new friend was crying and sweating like crazy. And she refused to let go of my hand... everyone assumed we knew each other.

So, we landed at DXB and the same gentleman who helped put up her luggage in the overhead compartment removed her luggage.

But as he removed the luggage, he advised me to distance myself from this lady and make it clear to the cabin crew that we were NOT travelling together. He was a godsend!

So indeed, the cabin crew came and asked me if we were related, I categorically told them we had met on the plane. I didn't know her at all.
So, we began to disembark and as I said goodbye, she kept begging me to carry her handbag. I was so torn... but the gentleman looked me in the eye and emphatically shook his head. He passed me a note telling me to let the cabin crew handle her.

So, I exit the aircraft and leave my 'new friend' to wait for the wheelchair and be handled by the cabin crew feeling very guilty.

As we waited for our luggage to come through, I hear this commotion. My 'new friend' was running, trying to escape the cabin crew, having gotten out of the wheelchair! She left the stewardess with her handbag and just ran towards the exit with the rest of her hand luggage!

Luckily the airport police were faster than her. They got hold of her and brought her back in handcuffs.

This lady starts calling out to me. my daughter... my daughter! how could you do this to me..... that's when I caught on. She was carrying drugs and she was trying to implicate me!

Luckily for me, the gentleman who had helped her with her luggage came forward and told the airport police that me and her had just met on the plane.

The police took my passport and asked her to reveal my full names if it was true we were travelling together. By God's grace, I had not even told her my first name! I was still asked to follow the police to a little room where I was questioned extensively.

Where did I meet her?... where did I board... where did she board. Etc... And my luggage was extensively searched and dusted for fingerprints.
They dusted all her luggage, and my fingerprints were not found anywhere on her luggage or on her handbag!

I was let go with advice never ever to touch anyone's luggage either in flight or at the airport. So, from that day, I don't care how much luggage you have, you will deal with it yourself. I will not even offer you a trolley to put your luggage on! Your luggage... your problem.... is my policy.

And if you can't reach the overhead compartment, and I am the nearest person, please call the cabin crew because all I will do is give you a blank stare and then look away!

@life in Saudi Arabia[

Copy and paste story...

fourboys:
Anything Peter Obi touches turns Gold

No wonder anambra is a land of gold...yeye

Chicagoesontop:
Their marriage will be blessed with Obidient children who will obey them as parents .

They should pray very well o to avoid giving birth to ipob..lol..

Legalcriminal:
Once in a month is okay or once in two months

Y not make it once in a year?...

Onuigbodabere:
Nigerian tribes are not united.

Even man United is no longer United.

If Tinubu is 86, how old would obasanjo be? This can't be true jor

He forgave her several times because he too is a cheater...

Brendaniel:
Peter Obi and Tinubu's name should not be put in the same sentence, it is like joining Buhari and Obama together to compare.

Mentioning the name Tinubu is like mentioning the word "corruption" ten times in a single word

So obi is a saint abi? The way you people are packaging this obi as if he's an angel.

cenaman:
With Obi as the president, all these will be over.

Keep on deceiving yourself..were there no atrocities when he was still a governor...

Iyasaburi:
I dey suspect photoshop

Photoshop ko photo outlet ni

PrinceOfLagos:
You're not a northerner so stop talking like you know them better than I do

Are you not the one boasting that Tinubu won't be voted at the primary? Sincerely you know nothing about Nigeria politics, all you ever know is hatred. Most of your comments are mostly of hatred. No wonder someone called you a kid.

ogoloray:
I'm curious as to how tinubu will handle defeat in the general elections tho...

Can only imagine the look he'll have on his goat face!

You people said more than this even before the primary

IamNat:

Instead of you to address things getting worse in the first place, no be hate speech una dey carry up and down? Beating your chest as if you are among the delegates that will vote.

Serve him right bro, God bless you

[quote author=Malory post=113162529]The question is why always Lagos? Is this because of Tinubu's bad luck?. Too many questions begging for answers[/quote

Must everything be politics, which one is Tinubu badluck again?

Golan007:
He did exceedingly well with Kwara state and Société Generale Bank.

God bless you bro, best answer so far...