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I don't think this is necessary. ..I hope you won't tell us someday how many rounds you go on your wife

omenka:
This hideous pic has got to be the most irritating reminder of the lowest point to which our politicians ever sank.

you are right bro..wheneva I view the pix, I wonder what came over him that day. I am sure till his dying day, he ll be full of regrets.

SeverusSnape:
He's not a clown in real life.

He is..I confirmed it after Muna died..you need to watch Mr ibu speak when he vowed to cater for Late Muna ibekwe's son.

SeverusSnape:
Mtcheewwwww....Lies, Show me the video.

Have a nice time watching..
http://m.vuclip.com/w?cid=981685758&nvt=8&bu=6900939925&z=1102&frm=s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3pYo1qyWM

What do you expect of a clown? Mayb he was only joking(as usual)

shugacaneman:
she needs a boyfriend and a job....if she had both she wont be on the streets

what do you have to say about the married man with kid on his way to otueke?

The same orubebe that almost tore JEGA apart because of PDP?

Hmm..mayb some1 else is running this account.. Its too early for this to be true..He can't be such a political prostitute

babamadiba:
those Gejites go wan chop u raw now o...

hahaahaha..I know. I ve bn xpecting them to mention and insult me

ebonflex:
Intelligence would help you discern between appropriate contexts. You are obviously lacking in this.
So do you want the pastor to write a book of where and where not and how and how not that a man and wife should go about their play?
Why not think using your own head you daft dullard.
Y'all always be needing someone to tell you shiiit you already know, but lack the self esteem to execute by your own volition without been told or told not to.

His pastor said it and I'll say it again, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.
If e pain you reach, take the nearest bus to your village, walk around .... and hug the first active transformer you see.

indeed it is easier to draw milk from a rock than to convince a stubborn and foolish opponent..

Have a nice day, dunce.

Babe2sure:
I did not see anything. I was just passing.............Let me continue my journey<<<

lol..wish you safe journey.

Babe2sure:

forgive me..didn't mean to insult you guys.. Buh u sef sabi say no be lie I dey lie

Borrussia:
Indeed, whereas their females are so cheap and flirty.

yes..Buh arnt our girls cheap and flirty? You can imagine what will happen if Mr biggs or any of these big eateries we have here decides to give this kinda mini-skirt offer.. Abeg imagine am see na I swear our girls go choke that place die

Borrussia:
Chinese craziness.

craziness indeed! Buh dem get brain and dem dey use am., only that this is immoral. You can imagine how many male customers this will attract. Female customers sef go too full this restaurant as per say girls like cheap things.

* Staff at Yang Jia Hot Pot in Jinan city were pictured measuring women's miniskirts

* Skirts three inches above the knee earned the customer a 20% discount

* But 13 inches above the knee and diners had 90% knocked off their bill

A Chinese restaurant is measuring women upon arrival in order to hand out discounts for those dining in the shortest skirts.

Yang Jia Hot Pot Restaurant in Jinan, east China, is offering discounts for customers wearing the shortest miniskirts, with employees measuring how much skin is shown from the knee upwards, according to the People's Daily Online.

The promotion held last weekend saw dozens of women lining up to be measured in the hope of receiving 20 per cent off their bill if their skirt was 3 inches (8cm) above the knee.

If it was 13 inches (33cm) above the knee, diners had 90 per cent knocked off their bill.

Yang Jia Hot pot is a well-known chain of restaurants in China that started off in Chongqing City.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3086323/Chinese-restaurant-offers-discounts-women-wearing-miniskirts-shorter-dresses-earning-cheaper-meals.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

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ebonflex:
Actually that's what a REAL pastor would say to a married couple. I think you are maybe used to talking to fake or pretentious ones?
By that sentiment You proved that you just enjoy being adversarial (along with most nigerians on here apparently giving all the likes to this your nonsense post)

this shows how daft you are bro.. You mean you believe this crap? How can you tell your pastor that your wife fvcks you even in traffic, in the office and your pastor will respond with that trash? You no dey reason? These pple, according to this fake story are adults and should understand what the pastor was only trying to say(if only he said so in response to their complaints) they shouldn't starve each other of sex..which pastor go encourage sex for traffic, for office..ahn ahn, use ur head guy!

Mehn! you fall my hand and I am sure no one wld be proud of u after reading this your dumb post.

foxxynik:
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Lol.... I didn't see that version of the story on the original post.... He must have edited it out... Boys with fake yarns.... Just imagine having sex on a traffic...
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@OP... How will you bang ur wife...8times in a day? What's with her Vagina? Doesn't it get burnt? Is she that jobless? And morever.... You guys jst got married... It isn't time for complains... Coz u'll be with her for the rest of ur living on earth... BTW... Have fun! And keep ya mouth shut!

God bless you..no mind the guy jarey.

coputa:
I have always said it that,Buhari,the miracle worker of guillible nigerians is out to promote northern interest.Nigerians are not good students of history.

you aint making sense bro! And you know it..

MissSlimbody:
I have also heard a pastor say it.
So, don't conclude that he lied.

..And he added that for this reason, the wife demands for sex everytym n everywhere, even in the office..Abeg let's not deceive ourselves.. I know sex happens in the office buh the pastor won't encourage that. They are addults and should understand that the pastor was only trying to tell them not to starve eachother of sex in marriage. And not to have sex everywhere like dogs..

eromspete:
Don't be surprised when she asks you "NA ONLY YOU WAKA COME?"

chai! Upon all my trekking?

Nicklouse:
You know its one thing to worry about the current situation i am going through as i almost lost my job because of this. I have been admitted into the hospital twice its another thing to read an irrelevant comment. Even the same pastor has booked an appointment with me and the girl come sunday so he can clear the air on what he meant. So if you are such a child, i need not to worry about you.

forgive me sir, buh I still don't believe this sh*t..how can your pastor say u can have sex anywhere? Una still dey fvck for traffic sef..
Dogs sef dey hide fvck these days

HML bro..More sperm to your drilling machine..

Abeg hw couple go dey fvck 8tyms a day? Dey even dey fvck 4 traffic sef? some pple no sabi lie abeg.

Nicklouse:
I am getting afraid even for her health and mine as its too much. I tried so much to explain and even our pastor did not help he said "Be fruitful and multiply.. You can have sex anywhere anytime" and she picked that up and just continues

Another Lie detected! How can your pastor say u can have sex anywhere, anytime? Even in the church? Your story for sweet pass if u say your wife begin dey fvck u for church as pastor don say "anywhere"..
#TalesByMoonlight

Why are his boobs sagged like this? Has he bn playing with it by himself?

Wilson my son, how many times do I have to tell you not to lie on nairaland again?

joseph1832:
Who knows, she might address you as, "my fellow trekkers". No wey mama p*ss no fit do.

lol..since Buhari won the election, I ve observed she speaks less and as a result, no fireballs. With God on my side, I believe I won't be hit by her bullets

#trek4Mamapeace

joseph1832:
Dude, she might end up killing you with foul English before you collect your prize when you get to Okrika.

Abeg no kill me with laff..chai! That one na true o

I 've bn wondering for long where he got the Rotimi from..now I know

Remain blessed!.. The lion of Ubima, the slayer of GEJ and the General of common sense Revolution.

It paid him afterall.

Trekking to okirika for mama peace, to congratulate her on the successful surgery she underwent during campaign..And nothing is gonna stop me. I ll be giving you guys updates as from tomorrow..


#Trek4Mamapeace

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LWKMD..

I hope Fayose paid in full the money for the death advert he placed on 'Sun Newspaper'.

We ll open the cage na..Abi how u see am?

Nothing dey sweet my belle reach may 29 news..


Sai Baba

This MASSOB and their senseless talks and demands.

How can you say rev king was prosecuted because he z an igboman?

This is a sign that Buhari will find it difficult to cope with this particular tribe that loves to cry foul over what they should take blame for. If his regime jails any1 from the igbo tribe, they ll surely say Buhari is haunting them because he hates them or because they didn't vote for him..forgetting that the law that binds us didn't differentiate the igbos from the other tribes..OR should we overlook their crimes because they are igbo?

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