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For women who have trouble finding men who can last in bed, a trip to Nigeria could be just the ticket.


Nigerian women just can’t get enough, which is both good and bad for their men.

The average session of sexual activity in Nigeria lasts for 24 minutes.


It isn’t bad news for guys either as 62% of Nigerian women report that they have cheated on their partners.

Just 62%?Believe me when i say that percentage should be more like 75%.
The situation is so bad,many Nigerian men(both single and married) are unknowingly bringing up children that are'nt theirs
Real talk!

neoOduduwa:
Di Maria looks like an orc

I have always believed Di Maria resembles "Dobby the House Elf" from the Harry Potter movies

Blackfyre:
Bull shit, even in private schools same thing happens, the first private school i went to come see regular faking at the corridors and all that.



The second, if you try write love
letter alone, you will be publicly humiliated and flogged on the assembly ground. Guess what? Even in that strict measure a girls still got pregnant 3 times.

There are some words will fall on and roll away, others it will fall on and enter [b]No matter how hard you try, person wey go spoil go spoil[/b]and it's from small you will start seeing the tendencies.

Correct

9jakohai:
First, this is not a new problem. I have known of schools as far back as 1990 where similar stuff happened. I even knew of one where the Principal had to do maiguard to catch some of his students trying to slip back into the school.

Second, many young girls have the idea....that you must be fashionable. And cash, gotten by fair means or foul is one of the ways. As one girl who caught HIV from her sugar daddy said....I felt like a star every time he took me out.

Third, if your role model is a slay queen and not Marie Curie, Rosa Luxembourg, Ida scudder, Maria Montesorri, Fumilayo Ransome Kuti, Margaret Ekpo, Gambo Sawaba, even Chimanda Adiche.....you will mess herself up.

Fourth, many parents in Nigeria are not serious. I can remember when Frank Olize of Newsline used to ask parents where there kids are. All those girls sneaking out are products of bad parenting


Finally, that school should be flodded with Durex condoms till parents, teachers etc are ready to do their work. I am a doctor, and I am getting upset with the new HIV cases we keep getting. Enough is enough

Peer pressure is also involved too sir.Some parents try their very best to raise their children up the "right way" but the children get badly influenced by their peers and turn into something else behind their parents' backs.

KaptainAfrika:
We once had such a case. This respected principal came from the private sector, to take over my nieces school. There was this girl that kept on being reported for discplinary action but she was always let off the hook - the principal complained that she was a big man child, which was true.
One day, they did head-count and she was not in the hostel, sharply they went to report to the Principal...only to find the girl holding onto the desk, while her grandfather's age-mate was behind her...

This your post made me LOL eventhough you were trying to be serious

desreek9:
today is my bitrhday y'all, more blessings IJN. amen

Happy Birthday.May big black prick fall on you

@The last pic The tailor wey sew Messi trouser deserves to be flogged.It is too long and baggy.

Ronaldo my guy always shining and blinging just like me.The guy too get good taste but he com take style finish all the hair gel for Madrid sha.

Harry Kanes' woman looks too plain-looking and chunky... mannish even just like every white british woman i've ever seen.The guy even looks embarassed to be seen publicly with her sef.He can do much better.

ubunja:
Sagging breasts=too much squeezing. A balloon doesn't lose air unless its played with.
Wide open p*ssy=too much sex.a mine doesn't dig itself up

A woman's body has an expiry date.that's Y there is an age after which its not recommended to marry a woman.that's Y 16yr old gals are called Sweet 16s. You will never hear of a Sweet35.that's Y gals find it hard to commit when they are younger coz every man wants them and they are enjoying the attention of dozens of men.
See how the girls here all say Sagging breasts is NOT because of promiscuity?its the lie they need to push so they are not rejected. The other lie is this: Women are at their peak sexuality in their 30s. This is designed to give women the opportunity to be promiscious all thru their 20s..then be assured of a husband when their RETIRE to marry after 30.
If a woman's body is not fresh what's the point of marrying her?A WOMAN'S BODY IS HER MONEY and A MAN'S MONEY IS HIS BODY.hence we say "the beauty of a man is his cowsl!!a woman without a fresh body is the equivalent of a man without cash. What's the point of dating a gal whose body looks like she has given birth to 5 kids BEFFORE she even gives u any kidswhat will her body look like AFTER giving birth to your kids?
My motto is : NEVER DATE A GAL THATS NOT FRESHER THAN YOUR YOUNG SISTER.
If u date damaged goods,your own sisters will lose respect for u. They will never spend time with your "granny"

Oh sheit!!!!
What did i just read?So some Nigerian guys still get sense like this??!!
Baba,you tooooo muccchhhh!!

mistel:
Dat girl must hv given birth 3x or had multiple abortions

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You be man wey sabi.You and i know whats up with the lady.Its too bad many Nigerian men dont want to wise up to our ladies schemes.Too many "loverboys'' talking about "love" all the time.Una eyes never tear.If this had been me,the moment i heard "single mother" i for pick race because they all come with a lot of excess baggage

Marvel1206:
You're seeing it that way because of your mindset. Anyways, I am not the original writer. I stated it earlier that I posted the source.

Alright man

Marvel1206:
The importance of apostrophe cannot be over-emphasized here. No one is above mistakes. Neither is 'I too sabi' romantic.

Take it easy.I was just trolling that fellow.I liked his post

talebearer123:
Thanks Mr Wole Shoyinka

I find it hard going over my posted comments to edit even when I discorver errors in them believing most ppl on NL should be Sane enough to over look typo errors. But thanks for the correction uve just shown me u are one of d ppl outside that group.

Noted.

Ave a TRUELY splendid week

Its "Wole Soyinka"....."Discover"....and "Truly"
Pocket your empty arrogance and take corrections,ignorance isn't sexy

Marvel1206:
Lol. I.. I am stunned by your level of shallow thinking. This is not an insult.
Yes, you are right about sarcasm's definition, but I haven't agreed with your post either directly or indirectly. It is within the writer's power to decide who or what to mock which in this case is glaring for all to see and not Christainity's belief system as you imply. So with this, i believe you have now gotten the answer to the last question you asked.

Sarcasm involves the expression of a ridiculing remark that enables the interpreter to understand the negative connotation of the expresser within the context of the situation at hand.
On this thread,you clearly made fun of the photos in the mentioned book,the stories in the book and even the propagators of the book despite being a christian.
Isn't that sarcasm in its purest form?and here you are claiming i am ignorant of the expression of language used on this thread when its crystal clear that you are the guilty party

talebearer123:
Nice reply. U truely are a christian. You wrote it in todays language and with a little sarcasm. Being an atheist is a sickness.

It is "truly" sir..."Truly"

Marvel1206:
Sorry, I wasn't mocking them The only intention of this thread is to make nairalanders reminiscence the old memories whilst mixing lil bits of sarcasm to spice it up. I am also a christain and I read this book as a kid. Besides, I saw it on a website and thought to share. I clearly posted the source there but you chose to feign ignorance. Have a nice day.

What is sarcasm if not the use of irony to mock or show contempt?Do you now see how you indirectly agreed with my post you quoted?Who is the ignorant one now?

gypsey:
only one?! was he the only black negro in existence at the time? does it mean then that noah had a black woman as a wife/girlfriend?

The fact that people still believe the poorly wriitten stories in the bible shocks me till this very moment.Did you also notice how many folks on this thread didn't even realize the OPs' sarcastic tone about the mentioned book?He is mocking them and the so-called believers are praising him.Good grief...

hensben:
Women naturally are scared of men so if you are not their brother , husband/boyfriend, pastor or father they won't give you life for fear of been raped or killed. Women don't hate men rather admire men and you don't expect them to walk to men rather it's the other way round. Whereas, men naturally have soft spot for women(love).

I never said women hated men but women are generally indifferent towards a man unless he has qualities like goodlooks,intelligence,wealth etc that appeals to her the and which she can gain from to use and impress (or is it oppress?) other women
P.S.I have met many women who dislike their bfs/husbands,brothers and even fathers because they never give/gave them what they desire/desired

imustsaymymindo:
Do we "like" their images because we love them? And dont forget, guys are more attracted in what they see as the popular quote goes.

We 'like" their images because we are much more interested in them.You can try an experiment yourself by putting an "F" on your monicker and placing any female photo as your dp.Find a topic on the frontpage and post "ok"and see what happens

imustsaymymindo:
Liking someone's picture is now an act of love.

Let me simplify that sentence..Males on Nland and other social networks "like" female dps because they are naturally interested in females but females hardly,if ever 'like" male dps because they arent really interested in males.They are much more interested in other females
P.S.Realistically,there is no such thing as 'love" on this planet.Its all about INTERESTS

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Who gives a flying Fück?

I love myself so much that I don't need to feed on a "fake love" from anyone. If you want to be slaves to your own emotions it's your own problem not mine.

At least I'm sure of one love which can never die. A mother's love for her child. Fück other types of love. [/color]

Not all mothers' love are unconditional.The American rapper EMINEM mother had no love for him

Melonny:
funny how men mistake love for submission. God has commanded them to submit.

Women really only "submit" to men when they are getting something from him.If the river from the man runs dry,they begin to act up.The only women that can truly love a man are maybe his daughter and sometimes his mother.Women dont really love men.They only love the idea of a man.There is no need to speak too much about this issue.For instance,online,look at Nland for example and see how males always "like' the photos on females dps and see how many "likes" females give to men.Offline,how many women offer males 'lifts' in their vehicles and how many men offer women?You see ...no comparison

Daboomb:
Some of You Women, just like the SNAKE, are so Calculating, Manipulative and Surreptitiously Deceptive!
You are adept at spreading falsehood.
And When caught-out, you change the goal-post and then twist the conversation.

Grace Alele Williams, just like Funmi Ransome Kuti (the first Nigerian Woman to drive a vehicle), did not need any GENDER EQUALITY QUANGO, to achieve their success. They were educated by their Parents (Mother and Father), after which, through hardwork, diligence, persistence and a LARGE AMOUNT OF INTELLIGENCE, gradually rose through the ranks until they got to the Top.

The richest Woman in Africa, Mrs Alakija, was not held down by anybody, but she worked hard and became what she is today.
The "Imafidon family" has Male and female members that were so brilliant and super-successful, that they were mentioned in the Guinness Book of records!
They did not ask for gender Equality because they know that they only need to be intelligent, hardworking and persistent, to achieve their goal in life.

Just like Women, not too far back, MEN too, the black man, could not vote in America. So, it is not only women that could not vote.
It was NOT a gender issue and it did not take Gender Equality farce, for them to achieve Universal suffrage.
There are many successful , single Women all over the place, how anyone views them, is the person's "problem of perception".
Dont use that as an 'excuse" to propagate Gender Equality.

It is ingenious to even attribute marriage failure to men! It takes to (Man and Woman) to marry and to divorce.
Blaming it in men is an example of the level of deceit in women like you.

Success of Men on the battle field or in any endeavour of life, is a result of demonstrated intelligence, resilience, persistence, hard work and long suffering. Men EARNED it.
They have no "body-parts" to give in exchange for it or use as a bargaining chip

Some Women too have "earned" it, using the same attributes and methods but majority of your likes, always want to "GET IT", instead of EARNING it!
You want it GIVEN to you, through whining and pushing forward your bosoms and V-shape!
Sorry, that is Dead on Arrival.

There are Women who earn more than a lot of men, simply because they are more productive and the Organisations VALUES their contributions, more than that of those men, so they get paid better.
I am sure you wont wail about "Gender Equality" for those men.

Same way, there are Men which the Organisation values their productivity more than that of similar Women and hence, pays them more.
But lazy-azz Women who think because they have a bossom and a V-thing, think they must be treated "specially" and given what they do not deserve. Sorry, you are on a long thing.

Did you get to where you said you are, in that Dubai construction company, using "bottom power and Female leg-ups" and do not deserve to be there. You know yourself.

How many Women were involved in the heist of Osama bin Laden? None!
How many women are in the Navy Seal or other Elite Forces, in Russia, America, U.K, Germany, Turkey, France, et.c.?
Men are better and would always remain better, in certain things, especially those that require a lot "physical abilities".
On a daily basis, l hear military top-brass complain about a situation where a female military officer could "not perform to par", due to the arrival of her monthly Period...
Whose fault is or how is it a Man's fault that when she cant be deployed simply because she is rolling on the ground due to tummy or lower abdomen discomfort?
Whose fault is it that less people watch the Female World Cup (compared to the standard and normal World Cup) and thus, generate less viewing rights, less sponsorship as a result of that viewing audience which then means that FIFA makes less money from it (infact, the World Cup is used to subsidise the Female World Cup!) and as a result of all these FACTS, they Women Team gets less Money from FIFA.

I am sure we have all watched them at one stage or the other and felt like doing something more engaging and worthwhile.
But Women will still say "gender Equality payment" irrespective of whether the organisation is running at a loss because of their femininity!
That is absolute rubbish, uneconomical bullshyte and irrational expectation.

Women and their "double speak"!
Many Men would prefer not to pay Bride Price but it is the same gender (Their Mothers! ) that insists on it
They always want to profit where they should not be profiting!
Thus, paying bride price has become a "Cultural thing", an obligation to the "old folks", just to make them happy and satisfied.
It has NOTHING to do with what goes on or happens in a marriage afterwards.
Bride price-paid marriages fail, those ones where the bride price was not paid also collapse....and vice-versa.
So, stop impugning useless reasons into a failed argument.

EQUITY is when everyone (irrespective of Gender), is given the same opportunity to be whatever they want to be in life.
No one stops women from becoming whatever they want to be in life, except their level of intelligence, will power, resilience and innate abilities.
Men too face the same challenges and many Men have failed to meet the cut, to be thrown by the wayside and labelled the failures that they are.
Why should it be different with women? Because they have Bosoms and V-within their leg?
Well, those men too have a long thing within their legs so what is so special and different with the women?

Many have come to realise that the only group of women that seek to dubiously confuse and surreptitiously use the farce that "Gender Equality" is, to try to achieve "that which they do not deserve", are those that are mentally lazy, unintelligent, insecure, weak and generally below average.

The Enterprise is a place were "performance is rewarded according to contribution", even when a Woman is the head and CEO who decides who gets what.
She wont throw her profit at a less productive employee, just because they share the same Gender, on the alter of "Female Quota".
She is smart enough to know that it makes sense to reward-more, those who produce more, because that is how she herself, got and made it to the top.

Trying to separate feminazzi, feminist, Gender Equality, gender Quota, Feminism e.t.c, which are the same thing coloured in different "semantical garb" but which still nothing more than "trying to give to most women, what they did not achieve and therefore do not deserve", is further demonstration of the surreptitious, deceitful and manipulative nature of Women proponent of such discredited effort.

Women who stand-out in their chosen field, will always be rewarded according, applauded and appreciated, not based on their gender but on their intelligence and achievements, which they are proud to brandish.

The "i-get-breast and V-thing" types will always be looked down for what they are: Usurpers and undeserving of any respect in the Human fields of endeavour.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
There is only one person ONLY ONE PERSON that can be this articulate and thorough with his post
THE GOD OF INTELLECT
Welcome back Sir
Why did you abandon your ever loyal fans for so long?

popefuse:
Emotional problem she suffered. It ur life,u chose what ever u want it to be. U chose to be disvirgined and some chose to be virgin. So let the two individual brag about there status.disvirgined got no biz with virgin xcept jealoucy. virgin or no virgin it ur choice.

I doubt you read my earlier post on this thread.The fact that a lady is a virgin today,does not mean she won't fucck around after she gets disvirgined tomorrow.The fact that Ifediba isn't a virgin today,does not mean she fuccks around.
Nigerian men,make una open una eyes.There is no such thing as a pure,angelic woman.They simply don't exist
Quit searching for what doesn't exist

Ifediba is a sensible lady.The main issue with virgins is,when they eventually have sex,even if they are married,they are always inquisitive to discover if the sex act is thesame or different with other men.So presently being a virgin, doesn't necessarily stop ladies eventually becoming promiscuous or having many sex partners

nbuli:
Am an undergraduate student, after teaching some of my colleagues during exam period, when result comes out, their result will be perfect than my own who taught them.

Should I quit TEACHING them? Or should I continue....
Please help me out!!! Harsh criticisms are welcomed, one love!!

Nice guys end up getting fuccked in the ass with no lube
Its just the way the world operates
The cynical and ruthless are always number one