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ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#FF4500]Estharfabian cosigned .
Remove ya marks because you want to

°How to get rid of stretch marks°
Oil:
...Olive oil
...Castor oil
...Coconut oil
Rub the oil of your choice into the skin after your shower
Repeat daily until the marks are gone.

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°•Mr. Miggs......°Don't cry
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Mixty:
One of the lies I hear everyday on Nairaland.
Step back to reality bro....the dapper guys end up with fine gals. The higher number of single gals above 27 years are usually ugly and shapeless.
ugliness can be compensated with a great shape or massive arse. I feel for ugly and shapeless ladies. Life is tough on them for no fault of theirs. I sometimes wonder why some ladies are created so ugly and shapeless cos men are naturally attracted to physical appearance first before any other quality. I am not hating or dissing....just a fact of life

HornyTiwa:
You were saying something cool until the bolded.
this just expanciates the hypocrisy of "some men"
you accuse women of feminism meanwhile its this same you men who insult the intelligence of women because you believe they are beneath you
we could have gone with your logic but then,some men has made it a point of duty to rubbish the female gender and you expect them to suck it in and take the sh!t?

this kind of question will not stop been asked as long as "some men" will not stop seeing women as lesser beings and worst sex objects.

Alfamann:
do you really worship satan? Yes
are you a nigerian? Officially
do you have shrines or temples located anywhere in nigeria? No
what does it entail for a person to become a satanist? https://www.nairaland.com/1472662/satan-ministry-how-commit-yourself
is being a satanist a fruitful pursuit? Yes

jiggaz:
You no well oo... But wait make i ask... why are you Nigerian version of Atheists not proud of your Atheism in real life? Why don't you guys admit to Atheism in real life, abi una no gather liver? loool.

Nigerian Atheists are just bunch of confused people!! Lmaoo!! You people amuse me so much here on Nairaland!! Americans & Europeans are the real deal, you guys are just wannabes!! Same with OP.

Hardmirror abeg go sleep, you get malaria. Go take Fensic bro..... Deluded people.... loool.

Alfamann:
Praise be to Satan.

HardMirror:
Remember this is a true life story, everything I say here is the absolute truth, only thing I have not revealed is my name, because I am still a legend in Anglican student fellowship till date, not just in futa but the whole state as I once held a state executive position.

I got to the room where she was (the president's room) there were 3 people praying for this sister. She was wringling on the floor like worm with salt poured on it. The prayer warriors were sweating and visibly tired. I got there sat down and bent over to hold her hands. Immediately I held her hand, she started screaming, but was still crying. She was behaving like someone with the spirit of pyton in her.
I started speaking in tongues. For about 30mins she was still wringling.
I shock her up, asked everybody to stop praying.
I commanded her to stop and open her eyes.
She obeyed. I asked her to seat on the other chair in the room. I could see surprise in her eyes. I repeated my instruction and she obey.
I told her whoever the spirit sets free is free indeed and God has told me she was free. That no matter what she tot, she is already free. I asked everyone to start praising God.

Now this case was peculiar. Why? I learnt something key that day. Once a human sees you as superhuman, they believe anything you tell them and people can be overwhelmed by the presences or words of people they think are directly linked with God.
If I kept praying she would have kept twisting on the floor. But I commanded the nonesense to stop and it stopped. This is not very far from how hypnotism works.
Your subject has to be highly impressionable.
This is most likely what TB joshua knows. Once you see him as an ordinary human, his words won't have any effect on you. But the moment you buy into the whole facade and open your mind to be impressionable, you will end up responding to everything such a man says and end up misbehaving

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]*°Hot air.

°Why'd you have me watch that video
....You said you'd tell me someday. [/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Done with this thread.You late
.....Why'd you have me watch 'German juice '[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
Yes,but ya'll dudes usually put up some resistance ta this truth.

Isn't that right Mr. Miggs

eyeview:
I remember a show I witnessed some time ago where she was billed to perform. Instead of sticking to the stage where she was billed to perform from. Wearing a bum shot,she preferred to come to the table that had Dangote and a few friends and throughout her performance she was just busy infront of them shaking her bumbum in their face.
My wife had to ask me if this lady was truly married.

KingCheezyPuff:
I did.
She got red hair an German jiuce is a butt .....
....I couldn't understand half uh what she said,her accent is strong.
How do I remind you of that
An what's "Kip kip' ...
...... that is if you didn't lie ta me an you don't know.

KingCheezyPuff:
You took the bold from my words.
Mr. Miggs What's 'Kip kip'

KingCheezyPuff:
What
Anyway,no.
I said all I had to in my reply to this thread,an dispute what MrCor.k thinks[b]
I don't "love to argue".[/b]

KingCheezyPuff:
Akara That's made with beans,I just looked on Goolge,it showed me pics an everthing....
I dislike beans

olac21:
I didn't quote you did I?gerrehhout idiot!

KingCheezyPuff:
Mornin.Yes I'm good here,I've had breakfast, oatmeal.
What have you

KingCheezyPuff:
Hmmm....do you know it's rude ta not return a greeting

KingCheezyPuff:
Mr. Miggs the msgyinost, how you do sir?

KingCheezyPuff:
You misunderstand.
I meant men like this are 1reason,I give more in my post above.

KingCheezyPuff:
Don't insult my intelligence Miggs.Thank you.Goodbye.

KingCheezyPuff:
Yer message shot clean past me bye.

Vongsama:
I don't even know ma colour.

KingCheezyPuff:
Awww Miggs... come on man,I ain't vain
I was givin' you attitude
My moniker
If I'd known it'd would attract yer attentions believe I wouldn't have choose it

KingCheezyPuff:
looool you've resorted ta stereotypes an insults.
Cause that's all this is.