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IHate9jerianss:
@dovelike You used to be slim,cute and innocent looking but you are now fat,ugly and haggard looking.
You have finally developed that typical igbo woman body shape---large from the waist up and tiny from the waist down.

I laughed so hard when I saw one of the comments by one of the black Americans referring to how other people don't go to school.
Look who is talking

The Man in the High Castle:This Amazon Prime drama/thriller depicts an alternate reality of the world in the 1960s where the Germans & japanese won the second world war

This new trailer is cool [url=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iOhzJdDawE[/url]

Really?
Best champions league goal ever?
What about Michael Essiens' screamer against Barcelona FC in 2009?

ubunja:
with google? c'mon dude... if i really wanted to know i would know. thats why i told you it was rhetoric. evreryone at that time knew it and didnt answer. but your stupid self comes 4 hours later and acts out your stupidity

Alright...in that case...forgive my intrusion
Your highness

ubunja:
too late to correct

You clearly didnt know a Nigerian lady had won the Miss World competition before.I gave you the information and you got upset because i corrected you which you seem to hate.
You should try and be humble sometimes.Everyone isn't trying to "get you" or make you look bad.
Okay?

ubunja:
you didnt come as a friend

You can be unreasonably sensitive sometimes

ubunja:
that was a rhetorical question my guy. it didnt need an answer. thats why noone bothered to answer but your stupid self.

Take it easy man...I am not your enemy

ubunja:
9ja ladies cant even compete anywhere. has a Miss Nigeria ever won a Miss World or Miss Universe? i seriously doubt with all the ugliness im seeing

A Nigerian lady called AGBANI DAREGO won the Miss World competition in 2001.
But at the way things have changed in terms of goodlooks in Nigeria,a Nigerian man is likely to win the Miss World competition in the next 5years than a Nigerian woman in the next 100

"I have a competition in me.I want no one else to succeed.I hate most people."

I wish I could turn back the hands of time and un-see True Detective Season 2.
I watched the first season recently and it is still amazing

Lana1:
Seen. I was just grinning like a fool watching the trailer.

Personally, i hope they dial it down a bit on the humour aspect. Thanos is here now and the stakes are at an all time high.

Anyways, here's to Infinity War making a billion in its first week

You are right.The movie will make a lot of money but that
doesn't stop it from being clearly over-bloated.
Too many superheroes with their supporting casts from their own solo movie/s,too many henchmen/women,exposition,too much CGI,action sequences,obligatory(sometimes dry)marvel humour etc.
The fanboys won't mind though.

Charris2284:
Lmao you can see part of the horn of Africa in the picture I posted. But no issues. LOL

Isn't it pretty? The baobab tree showcases my strength and ties in with the bottom quote: "a great tree began as a small seed", while the sunrise illustrates the first quote: "however long the night, the dawn will break."

Alright.My apologises for falsely accusing you.
The lady I accused you of being has numerous monickers on here so I thought yours was one of her alternates.
Ok.Bye

RuthDaniels:
I think the 'gray matter ' in your skull is beginning to turn black! Go see a neurologist.

Safiaaa with your numerous monickers,quit projecting your reality on me.
By the way,my gray matter is proudly black while yours has been bleached

Charris2284:
Wow, really? My name is Cece. Here's me. Smh. Try again.

Good. Now post a photo of your map of Africa tattoo with your face showing

Ngokafor:
The funny thing about the stupid blackmen/Nigeria males making hollow noises here is that they are not even wanted for keeps by the young European and Latinos they are lusting after!!!..but like the halfwits they are.they salivate on any tales about how women of other races 'want' them so much...forgetting that like the programme Taboo DSTV,they are more often than no,mere fetish!!!

Their foreign exchange value is as low as their mental capacity..Little wonder the best they regularly get to marry them are old.wrinkled octogerian white women as wives...While the Nigeria and black women they bash regularly marry cute rich white men. ....We see that everytime on Naira land FP and beyond....its not sometjing to brag about,but it's the fact

..but hey,you lots can keep disgracing yourselves. .its your cup of tea...

Blah blah blah
This overused tripe doesn't work anymore.
Create a better one
Nigerian men have begun to travel outside the country and realize they can have access to way better choices of women than the ones in their homeland.
Who no like better thing

Charris2284:
Lol no. I'm near Chicago, IL USA.

Liar!
Seriously,you've got mental issues.
You are Charris2284,you are also Ruthdaniels,then Safiaa,Safiaaa etc,you were also Lady Goddiva.
Quit wasting your life on this forum and go out into the real world and make something of your life

Charris2284 and Ruthdaniels are thesame person. Sneaky muthafucka!

There is no need to argue too much about this issue.Just tune into the Big Brother Naija show and see how handsome the male contestants are and compare their goodlooks to the atrocious looking female contestants.

This isn't even a race thing.Just travel to cape Verde and ivory coast and see the female stunners over there-Good height,unbleached skins,normal weight,friendly disposition.Ngr ladies simply can't compete.

P.S.I thought I was the only one who noticed how many Nigerian ladies now have broad shoulders.

oluwaahmed:
D way black people are taking this black panther film i wonder what they would have done if d Jesus character in passion of Christ was black? Now we are abusing ourselves over a film that Spike Lee and co (white men) have cashed out. Some people were even wearing native in US just to watch the film. Black people can be easily manipulated by tribe or race. Negroes need mental emancipation.

Spike Lee is a black American movie director.
You wanted to sound intelligent but you ended up sounding dumb
Why can't black people dress up like the characters in black panther?
Don't white people dress up like star wars,batman,superman,iron man,Thor,captain america, star trek etc characters to also watch those movies?
Do you use Facebook?or maybe whatsapp?
You use a foreign phone yes?you watch Tv?
The Whiteman makes millions from you every year but you're just too ignorant to realize it

Todd McFarlanes' Spawn-a dark,gritty,bleak,HBO animated, black superhero program

JARUSHUB:
Tell those who believe by producing Black Panther, our societal problems will be solved. Who believe that hyping a movie about fictional place, there will be constant electricity in our homes; sewage will be cleared promptly; our universities will be highly ranked; pipe-borne water to homes and not bore-holes; we will have reliable and trustworthy security forces and lots. A Black Panther does not solve our problems neither will it provide self-esteem to the lad/lass who does not have access to clean water. Chinese, S.Koreans, Japanese, Singaporeans etc. did not develop self-esteem by watching an Asian Panther or believe development can achieved by a movie.

Abeggiii!!!
You are trying to sound intelligent but you aren't.Does any asian,western or middle eastern country have the technology depicted in the black panther movie?Admit it,if you had seen whites or asians in this movie,you wouldnt have said anything.You have an inferiority complex.Fix it.Your rant is worthless by the way.The movie is a resounding success.
GO AND SLEEP

Greatzeus:
A white man wrote a fictional story about a fictional country.
A white man directed the fictional movie
White men( who will be richer by this great investment) produced the movie
A white movie company and distributor will sell it to the world.
Yet some black folks are still hyped about it.
Don't get me wrong,I love movies, mostly Hollywood, especially Action movies. I will definitely watch this movie, because I expect it to be interesting,the same way I have watched other thousands of movies.
But to now make it look like Black Panther is some kind of favour or Goodwill or a way of painting Africa in good light is what I disagreed with.
The writer,producers, movie company, distributor etc are all white and give no shit about Africa, black panther is just another movie, another business, another money raking adventure,period.
Thanks to all blacks around the world,you have made their efforts worthwhile.
" We have read the history,but who is the author?"..Nas

Spot on!!!
Ryan Coogler,the director of "Black Panther", is a white man

koice:
The Crown Season 2

Brother,am on my knees begging_____what website can i download NARCOS with english subtitles

ubunja:
a vagina is a sweet thing to fvck, but a dangerous thing to worship.Fvcking a pvssy brings nice things like orgasms and babies.but worshipping it brings ruin and death.
every man must guard that his love for pvssy doesnt cross over to worship.and by worship i dont mean you skipping church to go fvck. though that may qualify.does it? whatever.
here are 4 signs to measure your love for pvssy and determine if you have made that hole your whole life or nah:
1.you see a girl being beaten on the street who you dont even kow and you promptly crossover to defend her.
never mind the fact that you are unarmed and never trained for kung-fu.nevermind the fact that you dont have any idea what weapons the guy beating the girl may be carrying.
WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO
you dont know their story.you dont know the girl. you are not paid to defend anyone,you are not a policeman or a soldier.you will get your face re-decorated for a stranger who wont even pay for your hospital bills.if the police come the girl WILL NEVER take your side.you are a stranger to her.and tomorrow you will see those two kissing and walking hand-in-hand again and look at you like the one who wanted to seperate them.worst case scenario you will get yourself killed over a quarell that doesnt even concern you.
learn to mind your own business.
MUST YOU LET A GIRL GET MURDERED AS YOU WATCH?
obviously no. call the police and remain safe, far away from the fracass.heros are dead.and two corpses will never be better than one corpse.
2.you always do favours for girls for which all you get is a Thank You.
this is most popular with friendzoned n!ggas. you are forever helping girls carry things,move furnisher,fix things etc and you never get any tangible reward for the very tangible sweat you just broke.stop it.
WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO
slavery is illegal.your time is also money.the food you ate to get that energy didnt fall from the sky like manna.if you work always make sure you get paid.if not thru sex then the girl must atleast make you a very heavy lunch. working for free makes you cheap and desperate.
MUST YOU LET A GIRL BREAK HER BACK WITH HEAVY WORK?
obviously no.but when she calls asking for your muscle-power ask her (playfully) what you will get in return. you will be suprised that she will actually make an offer (no not of sex you idiot)
3.you accept apologies too quickly from women.
a girl makes you wait for her at the bus stop saying she will be with you in a few,then turns up 45mins later.and it was raining.and she had the umbrella.... you are pissed as hell.but the moment she fakes a smile and says Sorry, its all over.your heart is suddenly as sunny as a new born baby's? mayor of vagina worshippers.!!!!!!
WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO
the easiness by which you forgive is directly proportional to the gravity or seriousness of the grievience or offense.if you forgive someone pouring hot water on you as easily as you forgive someone who steps on your foot then people will know you cant weigh offenses accurately and they will make you their playground.be harder to appease. it makes the one who offended you feel really forgiven when you do finally forgive her.
MUST YOU NEVER FORGIVE EVER?
obviouy no.but make women work for that forgiveness.even for Eve a simple "Im Sorry God i ate the forbiden fruit" wasnt going to cut it. she had to "make it right" by "working out salvation with trembling"as Paul puts it. if a girl offends you ask her one simple question: How are you going to make it right?
4.you think it matters that you make every girl orgasm during sex.
dude there is only one orgasm that really matters. YOUR OWN. if you dont ejaculate babies can never happen and humanity will cease to exist.humans have been on this earth for thousands of years and we have been going forward minus the female orgasm.coz the female orgasm is not essential for procreation.she will get pregnant whether she orgasms or not. so chill.
WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO
female orgasm doesnt bring visible signs you can see like the male orgasm does..hello $perms! so that means women can fake it if i)they see you struggling too much to make them orgasm and feel sorry for your fruitless actions.so a simple " im coming baby" is uttered to end the painful movie she is watching of you sweating for nothing.. ii) if they are bored and want the sex to end as quickly as possible. either case it sucks. for you.
MUST YOU NEVER TRY TO MAKE HER ORGASM?
obviously no.but dont chase her orgasm like its some crown for your head.like some medal you must win. just fvck her the best way you can.if she cums good.if she doesnt cum she was a who*re used to org!es anyways. u feel me. my n!ggar.

the D!ck is only organ worthy of worship in this world.
cheers.

Hahahahahahahahahaha
This UBUNJA fellow be spilling the truth all over this forum
The women and white knights must surely hate your guts
Don't ever change Mahn...men like you are getting rarer and rarer not only in Ngr but the world at large
Too many weaklings in today's world...just too many