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Ephemmm:
Idiotic question requires idiotic answer my friend: every child is a product of his family which comprises of her father and mother.

May be I should wish you being hanged upside down too so that you can know how it feels.

my guy dats not enuf reasons 2 insult one's parents. It also diminishes u as a person if u can descend 2 dat level just 2 get even. Better still ignore or reply in a humorous way,...

Ephemmm:
Please stop reminding me the way your mother died too: it is too early as I have told you already.

do u have 2 say dese things abt his mom and dad? How do u guys evn feel insultin ppls parents given the slightest provocation?? Signs of immaturity and uncouthness if u ask me. Wake up!

pazienza:
You don't kill a corpse you will also contribute for its burial, it's counterproductive.

Are you now saying we have Igbos in SE only? If you rush to help scrap the 13% derivation, you affect the Igbo speaking communities in Rivers and Delta that have been benefiting from it.

You wouldn't be helping Asaba as a capital city with Ifeanyi Okowa as a governor and PH as a city with Wike as a governor, if you start campaigning for a cause that will result in decreased fund for them to develop those two cities Ndiigbo have big presence in.

The only way SE will be seen campaigning against 13% derivation is if we have finally accepted the falsehood that Igboland started and ended in SE.
SE Ndiigbo wouldn't be endearing ourselves before our Delta and Rivers Igbos who are well represented in Ohanaeze, if we are seen championing for a cause that will rob them of the proceeds from their crude oil in this harsh economic climate. We will only end up alienating them further, and this will not be helpful in our long term vision of uniting all Igbo speaking people under one region.

Let the 13% derivation be, it's to our advantage that it exists, We are doing just fine even with the 13% there, our region is the nearest to those13% states, any excess money they get always end up trickling back to us indirectly, let the North worry about the 13% ish, Ondo is benefiting from it too, so I don't see the Yorubas opposing it any time soon.

beautiful submission! Kudos sir

Realman87:
I usually don't comment on this section of Nairaland but I think I just must comment NOW. Am a proud Rivers (Emohua) son and I want our igbo brothers 2 UNDERSTAND that there r many IMPOSTORS on dis thread. We SS should ensure dat our alliance with SE is protected and sustained. SS/SE people are interwoven historically, geographically and culturally. Any misunderstanding should be handled with maturity and restraint on both sides. Regarding Biafra, I reserve my comments.

dis is xcellent! My thots exactly,word 4 word!!

Camel toe

Lol

citizenY:
Mr. man, you dey grow beans? lol....

yes! How u take dey know

Interestin..

SUPERBOMBER:
I am not talking of support, I am talking of building bridges that can help us get thr presidency.

haha!can u build bridges witout support?

SUPERBOMBER:
Pls which bridges have we built in recent times with the other big two?

igbos voted obj more dan even yorubas,...atleast dats wot d election result pattern showed. Igbos voted enmasse for yaradua musa umar. Igbos also supported evn minority ijawman jona.abeg,eurobomber,we be supporters club?? We are a force 2 reckon wif in ds country,n shd not always be seen cap in hand,lookin 4 who 2 align wit

Let dem build bridges wit us. Must. It always be we buildin bridges wit evry deek n harry in ds country?? Weda anybody likes it or not,igbos r a formidable force 2 reckon wit in ds country! 40million (xcludin diaspora) no be beans

Both of dem look like jagudas!

CSTR2:
I think a brief look at the average Igbo and Yoruba individual can tell who originated from monkeys.
The likes of OBJ and tinubu are the closest to monkeys as you can find.

choi! Wicked!

pazienza:
Yes o! Tumbuler, bucketi, etc! Those are the things that make us Igbo!

Proudly Igbotic!

nwanne iji okwu dere!

pazienza:
I just smiled when I read this your Engligbo, sounds so originally Igbotic, like the kind of thingsI would say.
The akuko makiri ezigbote sense.

lol @engligbo! Nwanne e get som kain english words wen we don igbonise finish! Words like mangoro(mango),bo-olu(football),taburu(table)etc,I don't tink we had original igbo names for dese

mikolo80:
dude
come on
WTF is yo problem
wanted to cuss dis woman out
and you had to go and lay a good Christian example
Maaaaaan, no fair

u be curse-metologist? Wetin una dey gain for curse sef

Akuko a makiri sense

Dat so?

superstar1:
For 3days some jobless youths under the auspices of IPOB or Ipod were busy having early morning jogging exercise in the name of clamouring for the release of a rebel that they call the Supreme Leader of Biafra-ud, the Ayatollah of Biafra-ud, the Lunatic Albino god of Alaigbo aka The Dilector the 1st online president of Biafra-ud and the 3rd President of the imaginary country, that is being held for treasonable offence, in the dungeon of DSS where he is eating uncooked beans.

During this period, markets were closed, the right of other road users were infringed upon by the joggers, businesses were forced to close down against the business owners volition and some states were on the brink of breakdown of law and order, if not for the commendable restraint the military exercised in the face of treasonable provocation.

It is quite surprising that the jogging exercise stopped almost as immediately as they started. Where are the joggers? How can you be tired of your jogging exercise after just 3days.

Where are the joggers?

ask dat guy dey call mpagi

Hehe

[quote author=tonytony208 post=39970665][/quote]ewu billyzunga

tonytony208:
Your comment look like your brain is stuffed with abacha. You know what abacha means in Yoruba? It means nonsense, rubbish, iranu! . No wonder your head is too flat to reason. OSU bastard.

hehehe! Tired of modifying my posts to suit ur twisted goat mind? Nwa billy goat! oya bleat,dats y am keeping u in the first place

[quote author=tonytony208 post=39967162][/quote]my ewedu goat! I wud av loved 2 spend more time wit u believe me.but heck I gat stuffs to do.while all u do all day long is chew cud and scale barn fences.so have fun ok.wen I return I like 2 see ur bleat notes.be more creative in ur bleats odawise ur headed to d slaughter ,my yorroba goat!

tonytony208:
And you seem to know so much about goat. Have you been stealing goats in your neighborhood or you have been living like a goat, hence your ability to understand how they live?

And for your information, I love ewedu. Only a cursed flatron will not know its value.

wow! I asked for a note,ewedu goat bleated me 2,aint I lucky?

tonytony208:
So, how was your experience with your master's cows at ohafia today? Hope you watered them well? Are your hands still intact or they have been chopped off?

Fulani slave.

bleat bleat bleat! My yorrroba ewedu eating goat! Don't I just love goats?

Oshio the clown

Mightyhaze was here! Congrats 2 all ma yoruba peeps on dis wonderful thread. 200 pages aint no mean feat! Nwa afo!

cramjones:
It appears that there is an unknown bond between President Buhari and the Tundes!

Buhari - Tunde Idiagbon

Buhari - Tunde Bakare

Buhari - Tunde Fashola

Apparently they have worked well for him, therefore we wish the latest Tunde the very best in his uphill ministerial task!

-CramJones

dat second pics tho,with bakare

W

Brake pad,linings abi na d fluid,wich one u need 4 inside?