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[email][/email]Five (5) Types of Students to Avoid in Nigerian Universities! *Must Read No.1 -Freeloader:- These people are the worst people you can meet in school because you can never gain anything from them. They have both male and female version. They depend on their fellow students for everything. Begging is their hobby, they never had money for anything yet they wear good clothes, use high end phones and even pay school fees before you do. They are disgracefully smart! Most of them do not have a place of abode, If you are their boyfriend/Girlfriend they wouldn't mind coming to stay with you and suck you dry. They can gist for Africa eeh.... I termed these group the worst because people find it very hard to give them space due to the way they carry out their plans. No.2- Ndi Okacha Ama ra(I-Know-It-All-Group):- These group of students are obsessed with their self acclaim intelligence. When you hear them talk, you might mistake them for graduate assistant in their department. They are usually among the first group to pass their papers during exam. They ask too much questions during lecture. They like to be noticed in every small gathering. They spent most of their academics time boosting than they do reading their books. One surprising thing about them is that their results are usually disappointing when compared to the degree of intelligence they profess. No.3- The lost Tribe :- These group are highly pitiable! Most of them have spent not less than 10 years in the university community which could be as a result of Self inflicted problems or family related problems. They know the in and out on campus. They are duly consulted whenever you want to via for any post in school. They spend most of their time on women, clubs, beer parlour, football viewing centres and sports betting shops. They rarely have time to reflect on their life to see if they could get themselves out of the mess they're into. Rolling with these types of people will not only distract you, but also destroy you. No.4- Ndi Packaging:- These group are highly deceptive, cunning and always forming what they are not. Everything about them is FAKE....from the way they speak to the clothes they put on. They leave in expensive hostels while their parents are as poor as poverty. They are always mimicking the life of a rich kid to attract rich kids as well as sweet-talk gullible girls into their bed. Their female version go into official prostitution( a.k.a runs) to fund and conceal their fake lifestyle. No.5- Frenemy:- Very dangerous set of people, they pose as friends, but they are your enemy. You may have them in your department, hostel, faculty and street. They call you pet names and smile to your face then talk rubbish and castigate you behind your back. They do not like it whenever something good comes to you, be it good grades, engagement, appointment or what have you. yet they parade themselves as your front line friends. Their friendship usually stop whenever school is on holiday and start when school commenced. They are only their whenever the going is good and disappear when hard times come. Written by ifeanyi Ikwuako ©Ifeanyi2016 |
People suffering don't want to die while people living in affluence want to die. #life |
Who dem epp? |
Expect more cryers. ...trust Nigerians |
Wale Adenuga productions |
Give me the #5000 please ....and alert of #70000 will come today. ... |
ValentineMary: |
ebsuguy:Someone just confirmed it. This people use various techniques to defraud students their money |
nigeriancuban:It seems you were not able to read where i wrote that some of them are dropping out school. And most them dey even pack carry overs. THE ONLY PRAYER GOD ANSWERS FAST IS HARD WORK |
slyzy: |
Why is it that the black man believes they can only prosper by giving to the churches, the pastor laying hands on them and sowing into pastor's life? Is it that the black race has been cursed by God to the extent that nothing good can happen to them unless they sow all their belongings into the churches were they are duped and waste all their precious time in one praying camp after the other? Are we so different from the Asians, Americans and Europeans who by dint of hardwork and research were able to come out with inventions and achieve prosperity for their people. Must I take my contract bid to pastors to sprinkle holy water on it for it to succeed? Must I take my passport to a pastor for me to secure a visa? We are not the most righteous people on earth! All our currupt leaders attend churches or mosques and they give testimonies of their currupt enrichment to the religious leaders. My people know your bible and stop serving these pastors. Be involve in charity as you help your neighbours as stated in the bible. Bill Gate has been helping people around the world more than the so called rich powerful pastors and God is blessing him. The white man donate to foundations in solving various negatives that afflict humans while the black man donate to mosques and churches that benefits few.The black race should open their eyes and do some quality thinking and contribute to the world. |
Moderator Abeg push this to front page to enlighten new students and our parents how some of their children waste their money in school in the name of sowing seeds. |
I don't like idea of people telling not to point out something wrong just because it has to do with men of God. So we should just sit and watch them strangle us just because they're men of God |
Super story for where? Some dudes in other schools can testify to this |
My faculty girl has been pestering me to visit their church even if it could be just once in my whole life. I wanted to give an excuse but, i ended up saying yes, because I don't usually have an attitude of declining a pretty girl's request.....Winks. Sunday morning, my sleep was cut short with her frequent calls, so i got up, dressed and headed to the church. Oh boy! the whole atmosphere was agog with shouts of joy and the church was deliciously beautified. Not that long I arrived, a sharply dressed young man came over to the pulpit, and the congregation could not stop shouting until he told them it was enough. Owing to that thunderous applauses and shouts I knew he must be the Chief pastor. When the congregation stopped shouting he said, "How many people want an 'A' this semester, can you give the Lord a big shout?". Almost all the students shouted on top of their voices. Some students started visiting the offering boxes to drop some bucks. You no how e dey be nah.... "if you believe the man of God Come and seal your 'A' with a seed" he said. Students flooded the offering boxes with monies, "those of you sitting down, do you not want an A?" he chided. few people who were sitting down got up and went straight to the offering box. After that, he introduced his message title. Before i continue let me brief you about this student pastor(the church founder). He was once a student of our school or rather he is still a student. He has spent over 10 years in the school environment, anybody who graduated from EBSU in the past decade will definitely know him or at least have heard about him. He drives cars that lecturers can only dream of. He specialises in defrauding students of the hard earned money of their parents in exchange of fake academic excellence. Hmm... I no call anybody name oh! Students are made to pay tithes, sow seeds, (phones and laptops inclusive),fund projects, pay first fruits, and huge offerings in exchange of academic excellence. He has chains of students pastor under him, who also have the mandate of brainwashing students that good grades and success in life depend largely on how much you give to his ministry...which is completely untrue. It is very shameful that such deception should take place even in the university community, people regarded as intellectuals should allow themselves to be deceived by just a fellow student. How sensible is it for a student who is not working, whose parents are struggling to train in school, would be paying tithes, be giving pastor huge sum of money just to pass his exams or to succeed in life? Does God exchange good grades with money? It still beat my imagination that some students think that writing exam with an 'Anointed pen' would help them pass exam without adequate studying. The worst part of it all is that these crooks rarely engage in any community development programmes...e.g sinking a borehole for students. Most of their members drop out of school because of inability to pay school fees yet they keep criminal silence. Their biggest dream isn't to help their members in any way, but to open up more church branches and maintain flamboyant lifestyle. ©Ifeanyi2015 |
Where is the nak ed pics? |
Now I'm afraid. ...I am currently a student with the only source of income being my parents. So I can't quite rap my head around your interpretation. ...anyways I'm Igbo. Thanks |
Hypocricy in the highest order! Where were CAN when soldiers shot dead unarmed pro biafra protesters? They didn't alter a word, Now see them trying to form good people. Don't misunderstand me please. ...I condemn the attack intoto, but nobody should take CAN serious. ...they are bunch of idiots |
I am not the type that remembers or takes dream seriously but this dream of picking up money on the road is becoming too frequent to ignore. Please friends help me with an interpretation |
They should stop fighting over wack songs. ..the two songs are below average |
THE NIGERIA GOD MUST BE CRAZY! The Nigeria God does not bless you if you are honest. Honest people in Nigeria are not wanted around. If you dare try to be honest in Nigeria , you're signing a lifetime contract with poverty. Your friends, neighbours and family will mock you and Nigeria God will watch you suffer till you die. They will tell you " No be my power oo, nah (Nigeria) God do ham for me" A corrupt politician will thank Nigeria God for opportunity to further impoverished the people. Armed robbers give thanks to this Nigeria God in every successful operation, prostitutes thank the Nigeria God for a booming prostitution business. Drug barons glorify the name of the Nigeria God for helping them lift drugs un-caught, 419 thank the Nigeria God for bringing a good maga to them and pray more for continuous success in 419 business. Students cheat their way to success during exam period, they do all sort to get good grades, some pay for their grade, some sleep with lecturers, some threaten their lecturers with death, some carry expo to exam halls etc and when they come out in flying colors after each exams, the Nigeria God must be praised. Can i forget those 'God of Men' that use God name to enrich themselves buying privates jets, exotic cars and living in porche house? In Nigeria, we celebrate dis-honest people, corrupt people, fraudsters, thieves, prostitutes, drug barons, cheats, crooks etc. Just bribe this Nigeria God with your stolen, corrupt, and fraudulent money, you'll see how he will bless you in ten folds. I have a neighbour who lives three blocks away from ours, this man is very honest, but poverty is his best friend. I wonder when the Nigeria God will bless him. ©IFEANYI IKWUAKO |
I would have packed out if I'm not the president there and would be graduating next year |
I would have packed out if I'm not the president there |
It's making me depressed because I don't know any other way to please them |
I am currently in my life where am living with people who do not like me, no matter what I have done for them. I cannot categorically tell if the said hatred is out of jealous or what. I am a student living in a hostel which I'm the president...I take my studies serious, passes my exam though I still manage to squeeze out some time to drink some beers with my girlfriend and hommies. I noticed that no matter how hard I tried to please my hostel people, they don't just like me for some unknown cause. They're always looking for a way to engage in quarrels with me, but outside the hostel I'm loved and cherished. I have severally queried myself and also asked people to access me to see what could be the cause, personally I couldn't fault myself and people who accessed me told me that 'NA BAD BELLE' dey worry them. I'm confused now, Have any of you had such experience and how did you overcome it? |
Am impressed by the responses so far it is quite encouraging |
EggovinMma:You truly have been there |
I am currently in my life where am living with people who do not like me, no matter what I have done for them. I cannot categorically tell if the said hatred is out of jealous or what. I am a student living in a hostel which I'm the president...I take my studies serious, passes my exam though I still manage to squeeze out some time to drink some beers with my girlfriend and hommies. I noticed that no matter how hard I tried to please my hostel people, they don't just like me for some unknown cause. They're always looking for a way to engage in quarrels with me, but outside the hostel I'm loved and cherished. I have severally queried myself and also asked people to access me to see what could be the cause, personally I couldn't fault myself and people who accessed me told me that 'NA BAD BELLE' dey worry them. I'm confused now, Have any of you had such experience and how did you overcome it? |
Nobody has said anything reasonable to disprove the facts he presented. He never said police are not corrupt rather he said they are the least corrupt and went on to outline the strategy they have put in place to further reduce it. Roadblocks and bail have been the major areas in which police men engage in corrupt practices... Now effort are in place to checkmate it. For me that's a nice move, kudos to Nigeria Police! Somebody should help me with the help lines... Time to deal with some officers. |
Abeg, moderator help my ministry nah! Hit me front page |
suwailad:Imagine! |