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. . .Nd why shuld her wer about be ur concern. Ne way, shes go around d world, shopping.

Dat i can't guarantee.

Make hn come carry hn pikin.

Ryte on.

<curtain falls>

So this my phrase has bcom a regular chyking phrase.

Talkative.

Netime ure ready baby. I'm always action packed.

U cudnt possibly be talking to me. Oh no! U cudnt.

@tj
haba. Pls speak ur mind we still deh.

@nightnurse
*takes a bow*

U go like bla bla gan.

m . i . g . i . n . e . s

I tire o. Mayb na just d name den lyk. "malaga-spain" my ass

Music

Usted es muy éstupido.

Hw bout dat 4 a ist reply?
If u really want peace, go to hell.

Ure re an obsessed bastard!

Hn blood don deh hot!

It culd be amazing how fufilled dis nigg£r feels wen he has just made a f00L of himself.

Damn nigg£r! are u re u dat desperate?

Yeah, like u culd kill a butterfly.

. . . as a result of not going tru common $150,000 screening.

And then?

He "came"

So na anything wey long u deh like.

Sound

@clem
honnie. Pick a place. Lets go get somn to eat and spend quality time alone<no bla bla involved>

E don die!

Na devil title be dat.

Two!

D guy don buy fone since 1999, na now hn receive hn first fone call.

@clem
honnie, dat thing is up again and stronger dan ever b4, lets go calm it down.

@suga_lips
baby! Wer re ya? Dont stay away too long<already missing u>

@nightnurse
Just u and me, on a roller coaster. Or we play "horseride" and u ride all day. Wat do u say?

Someone just has to take d blame.

oh! $hit!


This guy needs to use the bathroom really badly-
he's almost shitting his pants. He goes into a
bar, where its really crowded, and everyone is
having a great time. He looks around everywhere,
but there's no bathroom in sight. However, he
does spot a little set of stairs in the back, so
he goes upstairs, and he finds himself in a
little room, with a hole in the middle of the
floor. Well, this guy REALLY has to go, so he
looks around, drops his pants, and quickly does
his thing in the hole. Once he's done, he pulls
up his pants, and saunters downstairs like
nothing happened. When he gets downstairs,
there isn't anyone there, and the bartender is
crouched under the bar. Well, the guy asks the
bartender "Where is everyone?" The bartender
says, "Where were you when the shit hit the fan?"