₦airaland Forum

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an
electron." The other says, "Are you
sure?" The first says, 'Yes, I'm
positive."

if you dont know science, dont comment.

little johnny's mum and her and her husband's sex
life wasn't doing that great. So she went to the
doctor and the doctor gave her a bottle of pills
and ordered her to put one pill into her husbands
coffee every morning. So the first morning she
does as the doctor said and that night the sex
was great, so the next day she decides to put two
pills in and instantly the husband is Hot.
Finally, on the thrid day she puts the whole
bottle in and it's CRAZY, all day they just had
sex. A couple of days later the doctor called to
see how everything was going and johnny
answered the phone. The doctor asked, "How's your
daddy been?" johnny answered, "Well, let's put
it this way, my mom's dead, my sister's
preganent, my ass hurts, and my dad's on the
front porch saying Here Kitty Kitty Kitty"!!!

BRAVO!
U actually made d oda f00Ls proud.
Talk, talk, talk, and bullshit. Datt all ure about.

Lol.

@mimi
Dat wunt be a bad idea.

But, wat do u say, just u and me, u strip, i watch. No strings attached.

Y'all av to warn Beyoncé to stop calling me or coming to visit me, i'm not interested in any intimate relationship ryt now.

Damn!

He cant read well.

. . . . Datts bigger than d fone itself.

@mimi&suga
dont tell me dis is g0nna happen.
@stephen
suga is urs ryte? Then take her, if u cant look her in the face and say shes urs. That shuldnt be a problem shuld it?

@poster
and i deh pity u o.

Ha ha ha.
<things i do to make y'all happy>

If he knew/understood his game play, we wunt be aving this thread.

. . . . <if only u knew>

Thanks 4 modifing but ders still somn else. Bet u dint c dat.

@ibkaye
der some u'll c dat u may want to change ur mind bout the "tightly" thingy.

Damn! Why?

. . . . . Xactly my point.

BRiGHTER GRAMMAR DUDE!

Now ure playn my game. I post a msg then u post the nxt thing u can think of from ur assh0le. And i must say. . . Ure pretty impressive. Sad thing is. . .

GAME OVER!!

U have a very childish mindset.

U've run out of ur so called "diss" ryte. Man ure boring. Ur game is crap, u think ure kul but ure actually d symbolic defination of immaturity.
I can play ur little "diss" game u a'int tyte ure wat stupidity as become.

Go spend d rest of ur miserable life in hell. I'm outta here.

Dis me?
Lmao. U got it wrong bro. U actually portray urself as
Mr "THUGLIFE" Stupid.

Stale gist.I'm tired of dat dude.

Thanks a lot, i just registered yesterday. Pls how do i post a msg?
<u must be on cloud nine ryte now feeling very important.>

@mustay
a nairalander
@ronnie
i already told u "wise one"

Freezy yo!

Yeah. And u'll definitely get der if u stick around long enuf.

Some come, post, we send to d trash, if they cant kip up, they quit.

. . . . . Bc0s u think ure d smartest kid on d block ryte?
Hope u get d picture now.

Ow! Culd it be possible u dont even _stand it?

@spot
i'm not d kaina guy dat says "i told u so" and blive me, i wunt start now.

Thanks TT.