newproject:
Am tired of hearing


APC

AND


PDP

PDPAPC

Can someone tell me another Party ?

Imortal001:
Nice one, reno omokirikiri must see this...

kenniefawole:
The family of the late Emiile of Imesi Ile, Chief Michael Olabamiji Fakeye, did something unconventional, recently, before he was finally laid to rest in Osun State.
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His corpse was dressed in his chieftaincy attire and made to stand upright, before many family members were asked to pose with him for pictures.
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O boi...see my hometown for news on nairaland....buh I no sabi d man
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The step was taken because his children realized that they had no personal pictures with him while alive.


sourced from https://www.imranservices.com.ng/2019/01/23/shocking-late-chiefs-family-made-his-corpse-stand-to-snap-with-him-in-osun-see-pictures/

kenniefawole:
The family of the late Emiile of Imesi Ile, Chief Michael Olabamiji Fakeye, did something unconventional, recently, before he was finally laid to rest in Osun State.
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His corpse was dressed in his chieftaincy attire and made to stand upright, before many family members were asked to pose with him for pictures.
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O boi...see my hometown for news on nairaland....buh I no sabi d man
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The step was taken because his children realized that they had no personal pictures with him while alive.


sourced from https://www.imranservices.com.ng/2019/01/23/shocking-late-chiefs-family-made-his-corpse-stand-to-snap-with-him-in-osun-see-pictures/

mawaki:
You just talked about the situation am passing through right now. So many debts on my head and am still struggling to pay a loan of 200k+ I collected last year.The truth is am in need of money that's the prayer I prayed this morning. I used to compete because ppl who were far behind me some years back have now gone far ahead of me.competition is just a waste of energy.

freemanbubble:
isokay
Whenever I see bovi I remember those days of that TV series (extended family)
mehnn do not despise the days of your little beginning sha
Basket mouth and bovi
These are the only talented comedians
The rest are junky

miikyphil:
okay
let me fry Sugarcane

obaataaokpaewu:
He was a good FPPRO when he held sway
His death shocked me

harrisonford001:
When your village people are in form! Guy better go get life before python swallow u one day

obaataaokpaewu:
That reminds me of the late Haz Iwendi

NyenwePHC:
See her sharp eye! She'vd been doing bad bad things right from childhood

MRBENZENE:
Seven DIG are going down because of this man.

Buhari and his Nepotism will destroy Nigeria.

Send buhari back to daura 16th feb.

The biggest losers has been SW in this buhari govt

Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


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Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified.......
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.

"No woman will come and make me unfortunate in life, if I climb you for 30 seconds and you're not satisfy... my sister grow your own pènis and F yourself"....I'm out

magoo10:
One thing for sure
If the agbero of a guy survive this ,his life will never remain the same.
If tinubu call him to come and snatch ballot box he go think twice

Olamsoh:
I was going to until you called me an "OLE".

Olamsoh:
Dear women

Almost every ‘men are scum’ story I have read can be avoided by this Golden Rule: Never engage in premarital sex. If the men you engage in premarital sex with are scum, then what are you? Scum is poured into gutters. If they are scum, then you are gutter

musicnmagic:
All 9ja artists should join him.

Lets have a bit break from scrappy musics.

Jossyroyal1:






I will buy 4 of this car this year.

Acidosis:


You didn't address the ex issues before your wedding. Marriage will not automatically erase a woman's feelings toward an ex. If she didn't get over her ex before marriage, she won't in marriage. Aside the change of name and that band, marriage changes nothing. A cheat and a careless person will always remain the same until a conscious effort is made; it doesn't matter where you conduct your wedding, Paris or Rome.

More importantly, the world these days don't give a fck about married women, you can go ahead to wear 25 wedding bands. The same kind of conversations you hold before marriage will always come back to live. Those randy buddies won't care whether you're married to a Pope or a Senator.
Gone are the days were people consciously respect married women. A married woman that wants to be respected needs to respect herself before marriage.

Bottom line, your wife hasn't changed. You only decided to get played at the onset. I bet you didn't even care to know about her past (you're probably one of those folks who claim they don't care about the past). Oh well, the past will always come to haunt those who fail to address them. Getting to know about these exes after 2 years in marriage shows the kind of courtship you had.

On whether to divorce her or not? I think you should listen to your in-laws. When your own in-law tells you to quit after several attempts to correct their daughter, trust me, only a f00l will advise you to continue. I don't know more than her parents who raised and trained her. They probably even know more than you do, so listen to them and listen to that inner voice.

Now unless you're marrying a total virgin, you need to dig deep without raising trust issues. Don't ever make the mistake you made in this marriage in your next attempt.

All the best bruv.

sukerefakere:
2019 - My year of LEAVING NIGERIA

Odobaone:
Future IGP

UchihaItachi:

Lol...Nigerians sef
This is what's wrong with the country, the entitlement mentality from the masses is way over the roof. See them eating the man raw for giving only N200, do you know his plans for the money? What if he actually can't touch it in the name of rewards, what if it's not his to begin with, what if it's all the money he has in the world and he has already made plans for it and cannot remove a penny more.

People should f***ing make up their mind, if you want to be good then be good without expecting to be rewarded for it, if you want to be bad then you should also be responsible for your own choices

Omeokachie:
All these huge rings on Adekunle' fingers, I hope they are not aluwo

Ekaka1:
Anything wey dem like make dem play , I am not even watching.
We couldn't string passes together against Wolverhampton, na city we go come dey beat chest for.?
If we get a draw today , we should happily take it and start fight to secure Arsenal's traditional position on the log.

TheTourist:
Good move. SA is the only country well equipped and secure to bear the heavy weight of Hosting an international event of this ambiguity

emmanuelpopson:
Morocco and its Arab neighbours shouldn't be in Africa.. but what would they do?
this is a country that works and see development as a priority to growth and economic prosperity... we are still purchasing locomotives trains in this age... the brains of our leaders should be examined... analog brains I must say...

ayusco85:
That guy on FTC. If I catch u eh. U wee be history. Continue with ur idiotic posts one day u will disappear. I promise u that