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TV/Movies / Re: I Have Gotten My TSTV by mikaael(m): 2:19pm On Apr 03, 2022
CaptainFM1:
You just made another great mistake. Why don't you use the money to get an Android TV box and enjoy IPTV to the fullest?

Where can one get the Android TV box??
Education / Re: List Five Pairs Of Confusing Words And Their Meaning by mikaael(m): 5:39pm On Feb 16, 2022
helinues:
grin

Were/were

One is past tense of Are

While the second one is for mad person


Aswear u are an example of the second one grin

Family / Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Crashing. by mikaael(m): 9:47am On Jan 21, 2022
Ahmed0336:
Bros, you have done all is needed of a Gentleman. You made a mistake, had apologize to her and her family and most importantly you are remorsed about that act.

If I may, what was her reason(s) for sex starving you? What were her parents stand regarding it?

Oga no stress yourself, if she wan stay with her parents let her be.
If her parents want to change your daughter's school just to wicked you let them do it.

Use this time to develop yourself and save more. Peace!!!!

Well said
God bless you

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Celebrities / Re: Muyideen Oladapo Lala Graduates With Master’s Degree From UNILAG (Photos) by mikaael(m): 9:45am On Jan 21, 2022
Chrizzz:
Lol..he always get role of agbero in movie while the non learned gets a better role
Nollywood is all about good looking

Just mention Odunlade Adekola

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Celebrities / Re: 2baba Idibia: I No Dey Give Women Belle Again, I Don Change (Video) by mikaael(m): 4:42pm On Jan 13, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked

But you wanted to knack Pero again and give her belly, if jealous Ani didn't raised alarm. And Pero was ever ready to shamelessly spread her legs so wide for you so you can swim in her honey pot.


E concern n
Shey na Ani send u this message ?





Celebrities / Re: Jide Kosoko Sings To Celebrate His 68th Birthday (Video) by mikaael(m): 1:27pm On Jan 13, 2022
Candidlady:
Don't know him





Modified: so ijust asked a friend what "ko so ko" means and he said it means NO PENIS


JIDE NO PENIS
What a name... Western names sha

They have misled u ooo

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Health / Re: I'm About To Abort A 4-Month Pregnancy Tomoro, My Babe Is So Scared! Help Pls by mikaael(m): 2:51pm On Jan 11, 2022
Radionigeria:
The future is what again?

Abortion grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ernest Shonekan Is Dead. Former Interim National Government Leader Dies by mikaael(m): 2:34pm On Jan 11, 2022
DubaiLandLord:
99.9% of Politicians you mean

99.99% u mean??
Celebrities / Re: Fraudster Opens Bank Account With Peter Okoye P-Square's Name (Photo) by mikaael(m): 1:29pm On Jan 08, 2022
Dagah2:
Who ever fetches ant infested woods shouldn't cry when the lizards start their own job. He started the zoom whatever and was actively calling people and promoting it... He can't win the banks as he has no right to any of the names, whether Peter, Psquare or Okoye.

God bless u
Exactly my thoughts too
At first I never knew it was real until he called my wife on zoom....asking her to pay into his account to get #200k
Celebrities / Re: Fraudster Opens Bank Account With Peter Okoye P-Square's Name (Photo) by mikaael(m): 1:27pm On Jan 08, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Mumu talk

So na only you get that name for planet earth

So u didn't see the person used psquare also?
Why would they use such if they don't have ulterior motive
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy's Marriage To Diane Oputa (Photos) by mikaael(m): 8:20am On Jan 06, 2022
Kriss216:
96.63398% of men married to Nigerian women are suffering emotionally.

Forget the social media fake smiles. Some are living in self denial.


If you see a man married to a Nigerian girl, hug him...he's going through alot.

My prayers are with them.


Try and hug ur father too.....he must be going through a lot
Mtcheeeew......una go just dey talk rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo And Faithia Williams End Two-Year Fight (Photos) by mikaael(m): 4:08pm On Jan 05, 2022
Health / Re: My Wife Addicted To Tramadol by mikaael(m): 9:51am On Jan 04, 2022
poka7:
Pls nairalanders, I need help ....my wife is acting strange and I discovered she is doing drugs...she is doing tramadol, this is really affect her mental health and her life in all aspect. She is becoming aggressive and had lost all the attributes that made me marry her. Please what can I do, I sent her to her family few months ago, noticed the situation is getting worst and we have a son together. I am really worried...friends keep calling me about her that she is looking very unkept and looking dirty ....what should I do??



Search for CADAMS and contact them.......they helped me out with my brother
He is doing fine now
Nairaland / General / Re: Mention One Mistake You Made That Cost You Alot In Life. by mikaael(m): 10:56am On Dec 14, 2021
Well.....mine was not going fr the career of my choice which is broadcasting ...
Instead I allowed my parents pressure get to me and I went to science

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Pets / Re: Do Vets Perform Abortions On Dogs? by mikaael(m): 5:13pm On Nov 08, 2021
Na wá o
For this country wey person Neva see food chop
Health / Re: Photos Of Rare Moments From Medical World by mikaael(m): 5:37pm On Nov 06, 2021
Depressed101:
stop repeating posts undecided

You are truly depressed
Which one you don post?
Health / Re: Pain During Sex by mikaael(m): 4:56pm On Nov 03, 2021
Mood11:
Honestly, I don't understand why people feel comfortable spreading their very private matters online these days...
Go to a doctor or speak to your mother or elderly person or aren't there hospitals around you?
Now people who ordinarily should have nothing to say about your private matters will spew trash on you and your wife angry
This is very disgusting. You for kukuma snap the to.,to show Nairalanders angry angry

For those quoting me, I have no response for you..

God bless you fr this......I really don't understand the social media craze
Politics / Re: Nigerians Cry Out Over High Cost Of Cooking Gas by mikaael(m): 5:32am On Oct 31, 2021
HenryThegreat1:
Apc and general Buhari defenders will ask you how much was it before pdp take over.
I never see people as senseless as apc e - supporters.

Aswear....they are just so senseless..
As if we are not living in the same Nigeria.....
Buhari came to destroy this country...nobody can tell me otherwise

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Boma Celebrates His Relocation From Lagos Mainland To Lagos Island by mikaael(m): 7:44am On Oct 25, 2021
temitope27:
But he said he is an Hollywood actor, so y is he living in yaba b4

I wonder too ooo
No be him dey for that series??
Sports / Re: EPL: Alan Shearer Names Ronaldo, Jay-jay Okocha, Hazard In His Ultimate Ballers by mikaael(m): 10:22pm On Oct 13, 2021
Aufbauh:
This Ronaldo guy has refused to age and to fade. I'm yet to see such consistency at the top in any sports.
Haba, CR7 na only you waka come?
Ibrahimovic sef dey try
Romance / Re: When A Wife Or Girlfriend Sleeps With Your Brother. by mikaael(m): 12:38pm On Oct 13, 2021
uthlaw:
read your comment again,is there any sense in what you wrote!


Probably you did not read it with sense or you don't possess one
They are my views.......read the last Statement
When is it a crime for one to air their opinions ?
Must you insult people you don't even know ?
Why not read and scroll away if it doesn't align with you??
Idiot

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Romance / Re: When A Wife Or Girlfriend Sleeps With Your Brother. by mikaael(m): 9:50am On Oct 13, 2021
Martinelli35:
Although this did not happen to me, but it brought a very heated argument between i and my fiancée.

I saw a video on Instagram where a man caught his younger brother sleeping with his wife. He saw them but they did not see him, he pretended he did not see anything.

A few days later he told his wife that he wanted to surprise her with a gift and told his brother to help him out, he said he wanted it to be a surprise and so he tied up his wife’s eyes with a cloth and then also told his brother he had a surprise for him too, that one also had is eyes tied up.

He then took them both downstairs and gave them both empty cartons to hold. On one side of the carton he gave his wife he wrote “she cheated on me” and on the other side was the caption “with my brother”. She was very excited at the expected gift and was smiling throughout and giddy with anticipation, meanwhile oga was filming the whole drama.

On his Brother’s carton he wrote “my brother slept with my wife”, of course he was blindfolded and didn’t know what was written or the fact he was been exposed and humiliated to the world. Oga now gathered her jewelry, makeups and other stuffs and started putting into the cartoon. Madam was jumping up and down thinking of how many and heavy the gifts were. At the same time oga had carried all his wife’s property and thrown on the road while videoing the whole scenario play out. I leave you to imagine the shock and humiliation on there faces when the blindfold came off.

Now this brings me to my own scenario. Now I love my fiancée very much and as is customary of me, I send her funny videos I see online. We laugh about it and all. So I sent her the aforementioned video and she laughed and then got serious and asked that if I was the Husband what would have been my reaction, I told her that I won’t be violent, but that would be the end of the marriage. I would be done and I would never forgive her, but that after time must have passed, I would eventually forgive my brother. That is where issue escalated o. She said that would be very unfair of me, that they both deserve equal punishment, I told her that he is my family by virtue of blood and that can never change, though he betrayed me, but we remain family and I won’t want my parents go through the agony of seeing there children apart. But that my wife only became family by virtue of the trust we have towards each other and that once that is gone, nothing holds us together, besides I won’t be able to stay together in the same house again with her.

She just started ranting that it means I would choose my family over her and that I won’t treat her equally and that what am saying says a lot about me and she got really pissed at me. She took it really personally.

My question is, did I do anything wrong? Is my assertion a totally reprehensible one one devoid of logic? Or am I being unfair?




I think you are getting it wrong and I want to tilt towards her argument....
Your brother has also betrayed the trust and the blood between the two of you as much as your wife has done too
Yes....he is your brother by blood, but you and your wife has also shared the blood covenant
Marriage between a man and a woman even goes beyond that of siblings.....
Can you have sex with your siblings?? Absolutely NO!!!!....or why did you think the Bible said a man will leave his father and mother and become one flesh?
If you can forgive your brother by virtue of blood.....you should also be able to forgive your wife who even have a much more relationship with you....a woman that has seen your unclothedness? That probably has given you children......
The marriage covenant is a heavy one bro.....
Try and understand it
It's your choice at the end tho but this is just my take

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TV/Movies / Re: 'Squid Game' Is So Intense Its Director Lost 6 Teeth During Production (Photos) by mikaael(m): 5:32pm On Oct 08, 2021
chinchonglee:
Season 2 will be out soon.
That movie makes sense.

No flaws spotted

No flaws But how Dem take put paper inside egg for the doctor??

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by mikaael(m): 9:36am On Oct 06, 2021
truthCoder:
hnmmm.

first, stop reading blogs that define relationships.

lets go practical. I speak the truth and it might hurt.

your wife and you got married not because you are best of friends but because you both seem to meet certain societal requirements you both set for yourselves. You wanted a virgin and a church girl from a good home. She wants a good man with a good job who will love her.

This is where the problem starts. You and your wife might be married but you are not friends. She needs someone to be free with and currently you are not..the pastor is.

Here is what you should do.

First ball is you. Are you the kind of guy that is not easily approachable by the wife on petty things? If you are, you need to change. She must have access to you on everything. If she thinks about ABC, she must be able to gist about it with you. Be more open. As regards sex, she is a learner...teach her...Sex is not just the penetration. Learn about taking it sloowwwww....For the next few days, make love without penetrating her. make her relaxed, give her a good massage, help her clean her ear, arrange her hair, help her try on different clothes, just lie on the bed and gist, kiss and cuddle, give her head, cut her toenails, do everything that involves touching but no penetration. This will loosen her more.

Take the pastor's phone number. Call him and tell him you are XYZ's husband. Don't allow him to 'pastorize' you. Tell him you have seen the chats and you are disappointed. Tell him he should never contact your wife again or he is going to see hell on earth. Tell him you will come into the church during service to embarrass him if he doesn't stop contacting your wife. Tell him you will report him to Winners Headquarters in Ota and via social media then hang up the call.

Next ball park is your wife. Sit her down and have this conversation with her. Tel her the most important relationship she has is the one with you. Every other one is secondary. Tell her you would love her more if she can make you her friend. If she has any thing to discuss, She should be free to do so with you. Show her love. Show her that she matters. Gist with her.

You will win her back

You have spoken well

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Science/Technology / Re: The Moon Is Leaving Us: The Earth And Moon Are Drifting Apart - Scientists (Pix) by mikaael(m): 10:40am On Oct 03, 2021
Ever8090:
This people will always have one nonsense thing to say..who measured the distance to note that it is exactly an inch and half..I know before opening the trend that they will definitely mention "billion years" and they did not disappoint at usual...

Wetin concern me, with my 100 naira, I just win 75,000 naira on bet9ja grin I needed the money so bad and God did it for me..I am greatly happy


Thank God for the provision....now go and pay your tithe asap grin
Education / Re: Third Class Graduate With No Direction by mikaael(m): 10:40am On Sep 30, 2021
Dizzyish:
Please I need advice, any advice.
I graduated with a 3rd class in Chemistry from three years ago (I only blame myself for that) and after I finished my NYSC a year ago I just plunged into a depressive state in regards to my mistake (my education) and my future (career) sometimes breaking down in tears when I think of things I've taken for granted in my life.

I started working on myself a few months ago and I've made some progress I proud of but every now and then it's easy to be overwhelmed with self doubt.
I made a cv without work experience along with a cover letter a few days ago and applied for a few entry level jobs like graduate intern, sales, restaurant supervisor etc via jobberman and the companies email but I'm not too sure I'll be getting any calls from them.
I didn't come here to get sympathy just an honest advice or opinion on what to do.

Can I do a pgd in chemical engineering or just chemistry or pursue a business or computer/tech course, are there jobs I can get with my degree maybe to get skills and work experience?
I deeply appreciate any advice. Thank you.



I was like you 7 years ago
First...shake off that regret feeling...it's all in the past now
Acquire skills and keep improving yourself while still applying for Jobs
Don't hesitate to start small if you get a chance and keep building from there
I studied industrial chemistry too but I'm working with a Multinational company as a salesperson with good pay
And I haven't even done PGD

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Switch: I've Been Cooked Up In A House For Months; Never Got Asylum To Canada by mikaael(m): 9:16am On Sep 27, 2021
dallasi:
Heaven will surely punish you for ignominious role you played during the #ENDSARS

Heaven will punish you and your family first..
Idiot
Family / Re: Know The Few Importance Of Sex In A Marriage by mikaael(m): 1:33pm On Sep 22, 2021
okefranci:
Dr Francis ( A Naturopathic doctor)

Sex definitely has plenty of physical and psychological benefits to it. However, the answer to how important it is in a marriage is a bit more complicated than that. Frequent sexual activity has perks such as reduced stress, an emotional connection, greater intimacy and lowered divorce rates. There are differences in how men and women view sex
, but it does play a pivotal role in marriage.

1. Sex Fosters Intimacy
This is probably the most obvious reason why married couples need to have more sex. Sex builds intimacy. Sure, you share everything, and there’s a good bond in your relationship, and yet if sex ranks low in how you express your love for each other, something’s not right. Having to live together and the certainty of each other’s presence can cause your chemistry to fizzle out. Although you’re in love, you may have lost the sexual chemistry you had at the beginning, so what you need is a little more sex to bring it back.

2. Sex Bonds Couples Together
The burst of endorphins in the brain after sexual activity is responsible for helping couples bond during sex. It is not only about penetration and finishing, but the playful exploration that comes before it that will give you the most intimate moments with your partner. Both men and women need the passion, romance, and chemistry to show each other that their love is alive and doing well.

3. Sex Builds a Deeper Level of Communication
Sexually satisfied couples will tell you that sex isn’t confined only to the bedroom; the roots of it extend well beyond, into their everyday lives. Communication outside your bedroom is the key – without it, your physical connection in the bed would be weak. Great sex starts in the mind, which includes honest communication with your partner at all times. Building up to it is what makes sex so much more enjoyable, especially for women, it helps them feel a deep connection with their man and truly love the intercourse.

4. Sex Builds Better Self- esteem
Sex is important to feel great about yourself. Nobody enjoys being in a marriage that lacks physical passion. Everybody wants to be desired. Therefore, passionate and invigorating sex is an indicator that your partner is still into you. Being great in bed and having your spouse come back to you wanting more is a great self-esteem booster for both men and women. On the other hand, examining how important sex is in a long term relationship shows that a fizzled out chemistry or being insecure about yourself and performing poorly can eventually drive your partner to look for other means outside the marriage.

5.Sex is a Great Workout
Sex being the vigorous physical activity that it is, helps you burn a lot of calories. A good round of sex is equivalent to some moderate physical activity such as brisk walking of climbing a flight of stairs. You also mobilize muscles during sex, which help you tighten and tone your abdomen, lower back and thighs. On an average, you would end up burning 200 calories in 30 minutes of good sex. Therefore if you’re on a fitness program monitoring all the calories you intake and burn, cutting out a little time on the treadmill and substituting it with sex with your partner has compounded benefits.

6. It’s a Stress-buster
It’s needless to say how amazing it can be to come home after a long day and release all that pent up stress-energy with your partner in bed. Experts say that regular sex helps people respond better to stress due to the release of feel-good endorphins in the body. Not only does it help you relax, but it gives plenty of bonding time with your partner in bed. And then there’s all the good night’s sleep you’ll get after that. Although a good work out is not recommended just before sleep, sex is an exception to it. It is observed that it decreases body temperature and promotes deep sleep.
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True
Very true.....I can testify to all these
Gaming / Re: Google Condemned For Advertising LUV Game That Promotes Rape And Incest by mikaael(m): 9:37am On Sep 21, 2021
Buildingplug:
If the world doesn't receive Jesus, the devil's endgame is to normalise indecency so much that even official institutions like banks will promote indecency. I worry so much for our children and their children
You have rightly said
The spirit of immorality is growing by the day
Sports / Re: Mark Clattenburg: Mikel Obi Almost Made Me Quit Refereeing – Ex-EPL Referee by mikaael(m): 11:57am On Sep 19, 2021
Factsinred:



A white man once called me a monkey and I replied by calling him an Orangutan... He didn't expect it and stumped off in rage (I give it back to racists hot hot kiss)

Nice one!
Sports / Re: Mark Clattenburg: Mikel Obi Almost Made Me Quit Refereeing – Ex-EPL Referee by mikaael(m): 7:00pm On Sep 18, 2021
WibusJaga:

Black man will ever continue to play victim of racial abuse. The root cause is that feeling of inferiority to the whites.
If they call you black monkey, why not call them white monkey or something worse?

But there is no white monkey...or you sabi any?

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