₦airaland Forum

thepussyhunter:
hahahahahah
bros don quick quick change am o

Touché

teehamzat:
Coward

Danke

rosalieene:
no, thanks

you do know I was kidding right.

Cutezt:
Lmao

I do mess up their systems with my mobile. Basically using my phone as a remote to control their laptops now I'm gifted with wifikill.....


I will be a god. hehehehe.

wifikill is it for me. My Work colleagues go hear am.

rosalieene:
exactly! he just wanted free p***y because of meagre 3500
Broke poor nigga

Dear Rosa,
Could we hangout.
Sincerely, Mika.
PS: I await a positive yes or negative yes.

deepwater:
Apply the basics laws of physics, this car could be airborne at just 160km/hr. The loads astern would surely tilt the forward up and create a semi closed back side relative to the road, building air pressure to support upwards thrust

Any tokunbo car wey dem dey send come Nigeria go just begin cry inside the ship because of the suffer wey him de come face



Oga airbone means off the ground, understand that first and after you are done explain the image below. Niccur Please

This happened just before oyinbo right.

LWKMD

Do you have a Samsung S4 Charging flex (complete with mic). if so what's the price? in Tabs Lagos.

rednuth:
from your statement this doesnt show look like software issue.. i believe its hardware issue, it will cost around 2-4k to fix it

Are you in Lagos? do you fix phones?

Good day. I have a Samsung Galaxy S4. The problem with the phone is stated below.

1. Battery charging and then not charging.
2. Phone displaying battery charging paused due to low temperature.

Things I have done.
1. factory reset.
2. swap batteries (still happening)
3. changed chargers.

What could be done about it because it doesn't seem like a software problem.

Futhermore could you state how much it will cost to get it fixed in this economic recession.

Thanks.

PS: currently in Lagos.

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I am just gonna bury my money under the ground.

This is shitty!!!

Tynasparks:
positive yes... Lol

Will slide into your pm with a hello from the other side.

Tynasparks:
The poster below me might have something to say about this...

Hello.

You don't know me, I don't know you but let's have dinner sometime in the nearest future.

Await your positive yes or negative yes.

Yours sincerely,
Prospective Husband.

ogologoamu:
Your church is where you pay your tithe. Prayer ministries don't suppose to be receiving tithe unless you don't have any church where you worship. But you can appreciate the pastor there. Every child of God must endeavor to pay h/her tithe don't let Atheists or your pastor's life style deceive you not to pay. It is for the work of God and if the pastor or the church decides to waste it, they'll face the consequence if not now on the judgement day.

APPRECIATE PASTOR in TITHE!!!!

Erngie:
Happy birthday.I really don't know why people doubt people's age. I have a cousin who just turned 18 but she looks 25, also a very good friend of mine is a medical doctor at 21, during my nysc our mr. macho looked almost like this guy and he was 25. That it didn't work out for you on time doesnt mean it wont work out for the other person.
You guys should stop quoting me. I'm not only speaking based on this but generally,because you guys can argue and fight for people's age like they are holding you back from reducing yours. Peace!

Introduce me to that your cousin na

I HAVE LOADS OF QUESTIONS THAT IF ASKED, WOULD MAKE A CORE CHRISTIAN CONFUSED.

But then I do not want to blaspheme. Moreover, my doctrine says, BELIEVE FIRST, then SEEK FOR THE TRUTH. Whatever that comes to shake that belief, DISCARD.

Crixina:
, I should have used this for those Katsina almajiris that like touching girls breeests on the road.

Miss, I do love and respect you so I will tell you the write up is for the western part of Nigeria (Lagos to be specific).

Do not in anyway carry cover to the north, Oyo will be the tales sung about you when you join your ancestors.

Cheers.

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Booked.

Booked

I came here to see that of Futo but since its all bout your blog I'm just gonna wait on the LA click crew

Deseo:
Please where can I get pepper spray?

Miss I did give you tips to make one. Just get an empty small spray plastic can.

Buy 200naira Cameroon pepper. Mix it with water abi hypo (Their father)....

pour it into the can and spray as you like.

Conductor no give you change, spray.
Someone touch you on the road, spray.
You don't like the way he is looking at you, spray..

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