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Fashion / Re: Be An Oriflame Makeup Products Independent Sales Representative! by mikanju: 9:57am On Oct 17, 2014
Like I said its quite easy . registration cost just N1200 and when you do you get the following:You will get a Starter Kit that includes the following:
· Welcome letter from the Managing Director
· Welcome Programme Flyer
· Current month Catalogue
· Success Plan Flyer
· Skin Care Guide
· Mini Consultant Order Form (COF)
· OpportunityLeaflet.
Please feel free to asj further questions.
Fashion / Be An Oriflame Makeup Products Independent Sales Representative! by mikanju: 6:51am On Oct 17, 2014
Dare to be your own boss! We are now offering full and part time opportunities to make a decent income from owning a beauty buisness.This opportunity is available all over Nigeria.Full support and training/choose your own hours/make money and meet people/travel and join beauty networks/get awesome rewards and cash bonuses. Join a 47- year old swedish company with a wide range of products (over 1000),and present in 62 countries worldwide. Oriflame has just launched in Nigeria. Here is your chance to own your own business at a very little investment and minimal risk. Only N1200 to become an independent distributor and get at company's wholesale price. NO HIDDEN CHARGES AND NO EXTRA JOINING COSTS. I am available for further questions.

Romance / Re: Ladies, How Much Love Do You Have by mikanju: 11:00am On Oct 06, 2014
[quote author=ladyinred post=26906062]In other words, good girls should cook, wash, clean up after their boyfriends, be cheerful givers both financially and bedmatically in order to show how much love they've for their boyfriends, right?
In that case, the topic should have been,
" Gentlemen, how much love do you have? "

P.S.,
My motto in relationships is; love me, I love you. [/quote

I couldn't have said it better sister,God bless you! These same men will find this type of girl but still dump her after going through this and more with them.You can't get what you can't give!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Biggest Amount You Have Given A Girl You Dated Or Flirted With? by mikanju: 7:22am On Jul 31, 2014
kissRoughly 200k yearly not to him personlly but to someone close to him.But to him personally is 40k at a time unless I start adding d small small ones together.But am a gift person,I like giving thoughtful and meaninful gifts!

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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of The Opposite Sex (male) That I Hate by mikanju: 5:24pm On Jul 30, 2014
Honestly bro! I like your analysis.You are too muchgrin grin grin
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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of The Opposite Sex (male) That I Hate by mikanju: 1:58pm On Jul 30, 2014
:PAre u angry that you have been exposed? Pls try to wash ur boxers more often.

Asek1:
Empty and baseless rants but. ai fear for that ya #12 o. For u to get mind date dat kain guy eh dat means a lot o cos na experience u use list all this things so.
See as your formings don make u expose yaself
Sori o
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of The Opposite Sex (male) That I Hate by mikanju: 1:43pm On Jul 30, 2014
grin grin grin

Ceasar1:
So Sorry for any inconvenience. I don't know how the OP escaped our Rehab for YABA left.
Romance / Re: Mentalities Of The Opposite Sex (male) That I Hate by mikanju: 1:40pm On Jul 30, 2014
Am a guy representing the females.I am not gay like you grin grin grin ;


ojun50: Go back and beg yr boyfriend and stop making noise here.

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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of The Opposite Sex (male) That I Hate by mikanju: 1:31pm On Jul 30, 2014
grin grin grin.; like your own sister


Bootybuttchic: smh...so all u like and dislike is all bout sex ....ur vj must be wider dan river nile cos seriously u must av done so many men to think all dis.. undecided

na only u waka come
Romance / Mentalities Of The Opposite Sex (male) That I Hate by mikanju: 12:27pm On Jul 30, 2014
grin grin cool

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Romance / Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by mikanju: 12:09pm On Jul 30, 2014
cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked : 1.I hate it when guys have a small wee wee and want u to be a responsible girl and manage it

2.I hate it when guys with small wee wee console themself with d saying that size doesn't matter (common! Stop fooling us)

3.I hate it when guys think f*******g u hard and good will make u love them like mumu and loose ur sense of reasoning(some of us reason byond d**k)

4.I hate it when guys thinks nobody can f**k like dy do (there r many fishes in d ocean bro)

5.I hate it when guys think when they spend a few thousands on you they own you

6.I hate it when guys drink alomo and still wanna kiss with thesame stinking mouth.

7.I hate it when a guy is insecure

8.I hate it when guys think they can't be dumped by a lady just because they av slept with her (she can still dump ur ass dude)

9.I hate it when guys feel u must suck their 'd' just because they suck ur 'p' (who send ya msg)

10.I hate it when guys ask a lady to contribute to their house rent/date a lady they don't love cos of money (its so pathetic)

11.I hate it when guys feel u shld repay them with sex for evry good thing dy do.

12.I hate it when guys wears one boxers for six months

13.I hate it when guys feel d word am sorry shld do d magic when they will keep on repeating dsame thing...

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by mikanju: 4:29pm On Jul 28, 2014
[quote author=Faun]Kwankwaso, abeg, when the Boko Superstars are done reducing Shoprite to rubbles, don't forget to go sweep the venue with your APeeShit broom like you did when the president visited.
Losers.

Now, as for this coneheaded id1ot...



Common sense should already tell you, that in every setting, when the master is killed off, the next people to follow him are his slaves.
Same way, it would apply here: When Boko Haram is done with the Hausa-Fulani and Kanuris, the next in line to be wiped out, will be their slaves, the Yorubas who have been dutifully sucking their dirty, uncircumcised diccks since Dan Fodio cornered Ilorin.

Remember Yorubas are 50% muslim? Be careful what you wish others, because when they infiltrate and start wiping you pigs off the face of the earth (which is already BOUND to happen), I will be more than happy to come back here, remind you of your utterances, and laugh at you... But then again, chances are, you'd have already been killed off by then.

Keep living in the past and talking about 1967, when times have changed. Keep praying the British Empire and the defunct Soviet Union all come together to save you lepers known as Yorubas.
Ask yourself, how many Igbo muslims do we have? The joke is on you, boy.
You are already marked for death, and the muslims in your midst are the ticking time bombs which will definitely happen. You're talking about Igbos getting killed in the North, not knowing your Yoruba brothers are bigger casualties, but because you're cowards, your deaths mainly go unnoticed - Like the Yoruba Oba who was killed like a rat in Kano last month. I bet you never heard the news. I dey laugh your tribe.
Your Northern masters are getting destroyed in their homes, and the same fate awaits you.
Remember Michael Adebolajo the terrorist? Yeah, there are many others like him currently lurking in your cursed hell-hole.
Death and destruction is the only future for you SWines from the South West, since that's what you wish for me too. Human garbage.

As long as I don't support the tribal bigot that stirred your anger.There is a way you can adresss him only cos he is not speaking on behalf of the entire Yoruba race.You must be a big fool for abusing the entire yoruba race in that manner! Why not direct your insult to him alone and let him understand your point? It is your generation of Igbo lepers that lives in a cursed hell-hole and you are the ones marked for death in the South East and that death is knocking at your doors already! Not being violent and not killing each other is not a sign of weekness.It is just common sense which is not obviously common.I would have ignored your stupid comment as usual but I want you to knw that Yoruba's are not cowards as you think.

NB:
Feel free to direct your insult to me and not to my race ok
grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Meeting A Nairalander And Falling In LOVE by mikanju: 10:36am On Jul 25, 2014
Really? I dunno there is love on nairaland.Let me ask google shocked shocked shocked
Travel / Re: Bianca Ojukwu,the Best Thing To Have Happened To The Nigeria Embassy Madrid. by mikanju: 1:07pm On Jul 19, 2014
misterawo: Bianca for senate 2015. .
Bianca for governor 2018. . .

Mtcheeeew!
Business To Business / Re: . by mikanju: 7:45am On Jul 17, 2014
Please kindly put me through on how to fill this form on a website that ships only to the usa.I have been sending mail to your customer care but still unable to help me on this issue.Saying I shloud order in my name C/O midas shipping.You can't put your Nigerian state or address in the website becaues they already have the list of the cities in the USA,State,street address,Zip codes in their option box where you can only choose from.Please how do I fill those? Won't I be needing your zip code,state,city and street address in other to be able to order from the site? Thanks.
Romance / Re: Genotype Is Killing Me Oh by mikanju: 10:39pm On Jul 04, 2014
Safari29: Pls nairaland. I have a girlfriend am planning to marry this year. She told me about her genotype as AS when we met but I don't know much about it then and I just assumed mine was AA since am strong even though I have seen AS in one of my test before. now that we are very much into each other, have a good job. owo ti we owo, ese ti wo ese, we are almost family. last week I went for medical checkup in my company's hospital and lo and behold Am AS my eye con clear. Am devastated. dunno if to tell her or not. she has impacted alot in my life and we so have a bright future ahead of us our joint account is almost 4 millions plus. She has everything I want in a wife I love this girl with all my heart and am not breaking up with her lailai. She's is my first love and i have promised my self that I ll marry girl I diavirgin. pls whats can i do aside breaking up wih her becausw thats what almost my friends told mw to do.why did God create
this genotype gonna?



You just assumed yours is AA even though you'v been tested and knw that u are AS? Can u hear yourself? You knew all this while that both of you are AS and this can cause a problem for you in the future yet you let her waste 8 good years of her life with you.Now you are asking a question u shld av asked 8yrs ago.If you have asked this question 8yrs ago b4 taking her virginity and her youth,I wld av believed u sincerly!
Politics / Re: Outstanding Public Officers In Nigeria Since 1999 by mikanju: 7:53pm On Oct 02, 2013
Well is high time we shift focus from celebrating Nigerian leaders to celebrating our African leaders.Join black americans on this page called Blacks Across The World-https://m.facebook.com/Blacksacrosstheworld?refid=48&ref=stream
Education / Re: NASU Begins Nationwide Strike Tomorrow by mikanju: 7:39pm On Oct 02, 2013
Abeg like this page as ASUU strike lingers,to connect with our black american brothers https://m.facebook.com/Blacksacrosstheworld?refid=48&ref=stream
Fashion / Re: How Can I Make My Eyebrows To Be Thick by mikanju: 7:23am On Aug 30, 2013
Its the eyepencil
Business / Re: Buying Weavons,attachment,hair Cream,relaxers Etc In Wholesales! by mikanju: 9:33am On Aug 29, 2013
Any distributor or anybody who is in this line of business in the house to please give a clue on this business,tnx.
Fashion / Re: Ho Do You Buy Weavons,attachment And Relaxer In Wholesales? by mikanju: 9:26am On Aug 29, 2013
Thanks @gboliwe.I already sent him a mail waiting for reply.
Fashion / Ho Do You Buy Weavons,attachment And Relaxer In Wholesales? by mikanju: 3:51am On Aug 29, 2013
Please any distributor of weavon,attachments and relaxers in the house should kindly help out by enlightening me on how to go about this business.I want to know how to buy bulk of these products at company price!
Business / Buying Weavons,attachment,hair Cream,relaxers Etc In Wholesales! by mikanju: 8:58pm On Aug 28, 2013
Pls any distributor for weavons,attachments,hair creams,relaxer etc in the house? Please I am a need of a serious distributor who sells at company price to do business with in the following product;expression,amingo,chocolate,remi,darling yaki,noble,ladies star,Ozone,morgan,venus,relaxer kits etc.
Food / Re: Don't Wash Your Chicken Before Cooking - Health Researchers by mikanju: 2:09pm On Aug 28, 2013
That's true! Reputable fastfoods don't wash their chicken or atleast the one I worked with for over 3yrs don't wash their chicken.But in rare cases in which it has a fowl smell,they wash using vinegar.And it took me a while b4 I can actually eat their chicken (pls don't ask me d name of d fastfood)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Commission (FCSC) August 2013 by mikanju: 10:17am On Aug 27, 2013
naanamee:

I stand to reason with Honsule on this, the application stage is not closed yet and d requirement of FCC is all federal recruitments must be advertised for not less than six weeks b4 commencement of d recruitment. If she was called 4 interview among d current vacancies, then pls which post did she applied for?
Continue to ask jamb questions when some peolpe are with their employment letter already.My friend got her employment letter since july and the employment letter was dated june which in essence means her salary has started reading from june work or no work? Just do your best and leave the rest to God simple!
Business To Business / Re: Golden Penny Distributorship Enquries And Customers Support by mikanju: 6:38am On Aug 27, 2013
Pls are you saying with 100k I can only be a sub distributor for semovita and noodles only with golden penny?
Business To Business / Re: Golden Penny Distributorship Enquries And Customers Support by mikanju: 2:29pm On Aug 26, 2013
Assuming you have a shop where you already sell something similar,can you be a sub distributor with 100k and mix up your product like spagg,semo,wheat,flour,sugar and noddles all withing the 100k budget as a sub distributor? Tnx
Adverts / Re: Affordable Make-up Artist Needed!!! by mikanju: 8:14pm On Aug 24, 2013
Contact brushes and beyond for your bridal makeover.We do your nails,facials,makeup and gele at a very reasonable price.Call or send me a watsapp on 08065257774 or add on bbm 292E5CBF.
Business / Be A Professional Makeup Artist! by mikanju: 5:13pm On Aug 23, 2013
Want to learn how to be a professional makeup artist? Please contcat the following nos for enquiry;
Fashion/Clothing Market / Re: Promo! Promo! Promo!brushes And Beyond Makeup Training Promo For September! by mikanju: 6:05am On Aug 23, 2013
olashehuglobal: Where is d location and what date of sep..
Starting from d 2nd of sept which is monday at ikeja.
Fashion/Clothing Market / Promo! Promo! Promo!brushes And Beyond Makeup Training Promo For September! by mikanju: 9:32pm On Aug 22, 2013
Brushes and beyond is starting a makeup trainning promo for the month of september.Do you want to be a makeup artist? Then this is an opportunity to be a professional.We are organising a one week training for 5,000 naira only.The curriculum for the one week training include;Facial structures,
Tools of the trade,
care of your brushes,
Appearance and hygiene,
product awareness,
Eyebrow definition and grooming,
Personal makeup,
Bridal/traditional makeup and
Head Gear (Gele) Classes.
You can also opt in for our two weeks training for 10,000 which will include;
Advanced head gear classes (double)
Eyelash fixing,
Facials,
Smoky eyes look,
Photography makeup etc.
For more information please call;
Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by mikanju: 11:02pm On Aug 17, 2013
@robonski sorry I already got that.Pls accept my request on ur bb,tnx.

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