₦airaland Forum

adorablepepple:
some girls can disgrace ladies in general, see that one lying down like snake. .on the road faaaa. I know it's one yeye guy that snapped them

Every girl has a thing with camera

Am just forced to laugh because I was expecting to laugh as 'Hilarious' is written as caption. Frankly, nothing hilarious.

The ground fit the shock.

Dangbo:
only broke people will not say something better

And so...

I know say na girl go post this kind thing. Meanwhile those "6packs" needs sugery.

So whats the theme of this story?

Despite the crisis, the report here seem like a blatant lie.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Ok, governors needs to pay their workers on time, they are taking time.

But apart from that we are still waiting for buhari promises
1) 1 dollar = 1 naira
2) he will stabilise the prise of oil
3) petrol would be sold at 20 naira
4) nigeria would become a super power
5) boko haram will end in one month time
6) pregnant chicken would be taken in a good hospital for safe delivery
7) all the cows would have a good helipad, incase of exportation
8 Ashawos would further their education in italy
9) 24 hours light
10) tap would be running everyday
11) all mosquitoes would be given subsidy so that they would stop biting and causing malaria

infact the list is too much, buhari what is happening nitori olorun.
Ok na continue

Lame!

Solowande:
Guy u are possessed and addicted. What u need is deliverance not advise

You must be a "church" goer.

Get the 1-year Bible Reading Plan today and start searching the Scriptures. I assure you that this time next year, you will pray to God for forgiveness, for ever asking this kind of question.[/quote]Lack of objectivity. You must be a religious bigot.

Slynonny:
I thought the Daura President came to fight corruption.
What is he still doing with 9 Jets?
Why not sale off 6 and retain 3.
1 for you.
1 for your commissioner sorry Vice.
1 for the Senate President and other official tour.
There has to be a clear definition of your CHANGE from Jonathan's TRANSFORMATION.
By keeping those Jets then i won't be wrong to admit that CHANGE and TRANSFORMATION are the same.

"Nice" idea of change.

20,000 for just a few days embalment, would have been a better bargain for resurrecting the corpses.

Wike should put the interest of the people at heart first before resorting to his "Animocracy".

He shouldn't stop at Daura, he should construct more helipads accross the country. I need an easy landing too.

They should change the name of the car wash to 'Wash and Bash Car Wash'.

seunwen2:
[size=32pt]pls what is masturbation?[/size]

Another name for ignorance.

greggles:
I have some Observations:

1. The high tension was not pictured above the woman as convincing evidence
2. Electrically (scientifically), birds do not get electrocuted because perching on only one of the high tension wires will not electrocute them or anyone who stays on only one of the 3 or 4 high tension cables
3. I don't believe one will get burned by electricity like she was and still stay alive, my guess is that fire or something else did that, Maybe she painted herself black to resemble an occultic person (as they do in Nollywood movies) and she was never burnt

4. I am not an expert, my argument is open to contest

And it is duly contested too.
The story behind the picture is closer to it than what you think.

Nigeria try o.

Most hypocrites will argue sex is ungodly on a Sunday even though it is God that created sex.
My arguement is, if sex is bad on a Sunday then it is bad on any other day. But if sex is godly for a legally married couple on any other day then its equally godly on a Sunday. The act of sex should however not be done at the expense of God or the doing of something considered positive in a superior sense on any day, including Sundays.

That could increase the chemical composition of the cocaine and double its effect.

dboss444:
@luvmercy there is a lot of bussiness to do with that kind of amount. But it will cost u vision, hardwork and luck(God's grace). There are 3 sectors that you'll invest in that will always yield good ROI these are food,shelter and clothing. I'm into Food, so I came up with this fantastic idea by creating cheap available food that would take less than 5min 2 prepare and sold @ #50. Inshort a subsitute for indomie noodles. Nigerians eat indomie nt because it's delicious but because it is cheap nd easy to prepare but I have a food that is delicious, cheap and easy to prepare and will be sold for #50. Mail me if intrested davidconcept89@gmail.com

That would be garri

Aje kpakos are soo strong, even 5 ajebos cannot beat them in a fight.

Way to go Mr. President.

I have once read an article that explained that Squirting in females is different from urination. While I didnt find trouble believing it, I have found discrepancies with this latest research because of the following reasons.

(1) In the males, its difficult to pee and have sex at the same time, While in the females, even though there are two ducts for urination and secretion, I still believe it is difficult to pee and have sex at the same time, because in the males, it is the urge that keeps the urine at bay and not necessarily ejaculation as a man doesn't ejucalute throughout the whole period of sex but only during orgasm, which means his urethra is free for passage of urine during most periods of the sex, and so it is also logical that women also cannot have the urge to pee when they are aroused.

(2) Also, from my study I learnt that, the liquid which comes out during squirting is clear, (just like you described) and doesn't have an odour. Clearly urine has a colour and an odour. So they cannot be the same thing.

(3) Lastly from the Scientists analysis of emptying and refilling of the bladder during and after squirting is a pointer to the fact that the contents of the bladder during sex is something else other than urine if we are to cosider what induces quick urination.
Perhaps, squirting makes use of the urinary organs in females as obviously such large amounts of liquids discharged cannot be stored in the ovaries. Same way as semen makes use of the urinary tract for ejaculation.

On the contrary, DSTV increases their own rates on every bouquet.

Mental Retardation! These guys have been taking too much ganja.

agarawu23:
its time to evict my south Africa room mate squatter

this is becoming too much.

And gain revenge or what? This kind of thinking can never be a solution.

No wonder I only get light for 5mins, at every 5-hour interval.

So me ma fit be fine boy be that...

cr7lomo:
U forgot to add benue , a PDp state

A PDP rigging state. They couldnt this time. APC all the way

DeCritique:
Yes!!

It was as expected. I don't know what the APC should be complaining and whining about it.


The known fact is that GEJ will win by a very comfortable margin!!


#GEJ Till 2019!!

Rigging

TippyTop:
Jonathan should be declared winner or else, we won't accept any "cooked" result by APC.
GEJ till 2019

Of course, PDP has been declaring over the past years. But this time... #PDPriggingashardasrock #PDPout