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CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Kills & Buries His Girlfriend Inside His House by Mike008(m): 3:58pm On Oct 27, 2022
Any girl wey dem use do ritual na yahoo girl im be. No sane girl will date a yahoo guy or any guy who's source of wealth is not determined.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Fall Asleep Immediately After Having Sex by Mike008(m): 8:05pm On Oct 25, 2022
Sex puts the body to a natural state of rest.
During ejaculation, the energy exerted by the body is akin to doing a tedious task.
It's just like your body needing rest after a hard labour. This is more particularly common with night sex when the man is already tired and the body is approaching the state of rest. Sex will usually accentuate the man's need for rest.
This is why sex enhancements are dangerous, it keeps the body at work when it is naturally supposed to be at rest.
Early morning sex on the other hand is cool too, it activates the body. It's like working out.
EducationRe: UI Lecturer Denies Giving Students $100 Each For Attending His Class by Mike008(m): 7:50pm On Oct 25, 2022
Now they have made him wish he had $1k
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: Obaseki, Okowa Responsible For The Implosion In PDP by Mike008(m): 7:46pm On Oct 25, 2022
Keyamo has successfully typified and described the lot of both PDP and APC as a whole. These looters have no shame whatsoever. In years to come, we will dig up this write-up because that time Keyamo may be speaking for PDP and not APC. What a shameful lot.
As for Lawyers who are ministers in the temple of justice, their role in partisan politics should be limited. Politics is the bedrock of lies and corruption.
PoliticsRe: Wike: I Will Campaign With Buhari’s Award by Mike008(m): 6:56pm On Oct 25, 2022
Wike always ranting like a baby. At every point in time he thinks everyone else has his time, and his is that important. You are only a governor and nothing more, a position held by many and you wont be the last. Hopefully, when you expire as governor you will no longer have a platform strong enough to keep your childish talks atop.
PoliticsRe: Man Begins 425-Kilometre Walk For Tinubu From Gombe To Abuja by Mike008(m): 6:47pm On Oct 24, 2022
Kai!
FoodRe: You Are Given Only One Option, Which Are You Taking Home With You? by Mike008(m): 6:44pm On Oct 24, 2022
How many months will this soup last for one person?
How much dem take cook all these soup?
CrimeRe: Ex-Convict, Mercy Orija, Rapes 12-Year-Old Girl To Death In Ogun (Photo) by Mike008(m): 6:17pm On Oct 24, 2022
An ex-convict for that matter. Kai! Rest in peace little one
Christianity EtcRe: Bulletproof Car Not Anointing Oil Saved SULEMAN by Mike008(m): 1:35pm On Oct 23, 2022
LordReed:
Yes dictionaries acknowledge such a being, I don't.
It's not about acknowledgement, it is about calling things by their proper names.
PoliticsRe: “Do I Look Like A Sick Man?" - Tinubu Asks Business Owners In Kano (Video) by Mike008(m): 1:28pm On Oct 23, 2022
And the people lied "noooooo". grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bulletproof Car Not Anointing Oil Saved SULEMAN by Mike008(m): 1:20pm On Oct 23, 2022
LordReed:
The word god is not a proper name like Ben or Ade so i do not capitalise it.

It was you who posited a scenario so blame yourself if it sounds crazy to you too.
So you know how to distinguish proper names yet you don't know that even the English dictionary recognises the Almighty God with a capital "G". Except you are referring to other smaller gods, better acquire some common sense.
Christianity EtcRe: Bulletproof Car Not Anointing Oil Saved SULEMAN by Mike008(m): 1:16pm On Oct 23, 2022
LordReed:
The word god is not a proper name like Ben or Ade so i do not capitalise it.

It was you who posited a scenario so blame yourself if it sounds crazy to you too.
So you know how to distinguish proper names yet you don't know that even the English dictionary recognises the Almighty God with a capital "G". Except you are referring to other smaller gods, stop revelling in the useless attention and acquire some common sense.
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Any Difference Between A Christian And A Born Again Christian. by Mike008(m): 12:55pm On Oct 23, 2022
NNTR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgEThzL_v6g
Paul explains himself to King Agrippa (Acts 26)

Acts 26:24-29
'24While Paul was making this defense, Festus said loudly,
“Paul, you are out of your mind! Your great education is turning you toward madness.”
25But Paul replied, “I am not out of my mind, most excellent and noble Festus,
but [with a sound mind] I am uttering rational words of truth and reason.
26For [your majesty] the king understands these things,
and [therefore] I am also speaking to him with confidence and boldness,
since I am convinced that none of these things escape his notice;
for this has not been done in a corner [hidden from view, in secret].
27King Agrippa, do you believe the [writings of the] Prophets [their messages and words]? I know that you do.”
28Then Agrippa said to Paul,
“In a short time [and with so little effort] you [almost] persuade me to become a Christian.

29And Paul replied,
“Whether in a short time or long, I wish to God that not only you,
but also all who hear me today, might become such as I am, except for these chains.”
'

None of the early or biblical believers ever greeted each other as Christian nor openly or directly called each other Christians.

Jesus is not a Christian. None of the disciples were christians, none of the Apostles were christians. Interestingly the opportunity arose for Apostle Paul, to identity himself as a christian, in front of king Agrippa, but he didnt.

Apostle Paul actually sidestepped using the epithet word, Christian, that was contemptuously and dismissively used by King Agrippa, instead Apostle Paul said:
'I pray to God that both you and everyone here in this audience might become the same as I am, except for these chains.'

Actually the reality about the word Christian is that it an unflattering social construct formulated by the people of Antioch.

Fast forward, Constantine jumped on to the unflattering social construct christian epithet word bandwagon, polished the christian turd word up and glamourised it for use by Christendom and all.

No true born again believer, just like Apostle Paul did will ever call themselves a christian, no matter how well sugar coated the word is presented.

cc Xlyad

Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.
Why are you trying to confusing us with your academic approach about the word "Christian"?
What word would you use to describe those who believe in the teachings and life of Jesus Christ then?

Paul before Agrippa did not dispute he is a Christian. At that time the word "Christian" was unpopular but acceptable by Christians none the less.
It is the same thing as the followers of Peter obi calling themselves Obedients.
So Paul was an ardent Christian even though he did not describe himself by that nomenclature.
It was this fact that brought him into problem with the people. If not that he was one Agrippa himself would not have accused him of trying to turn him into one.
Christianity EtcRe: Is There Any Difference Between A Christian And A Born Again Christian. by Mike008(m): 12:23pm On Oct 23, 2022
Maynman:
It was agrippa ll that called them “Chrestian” in Antioch as a mockery.
Verse please
Christianity EtcRe: Praying, Worship Or Praises, Which Makes You Feel Closer to God? by Mike008(m): 12:19pm On Oct 23, 2022
All join.
Christianity EtcRe: Be Wary Of Romantic Boyfriend And Girlfriend Relationships by Mike008(m): 12:16pm On Oct 23, 2022
If I was better oriented I would have learnt the basic stages in life, which are; achieving basic education/discovering God on the daily basis, seeking and finding my purpose in life, and finally marriage. Truly romantic relationship at the wrong time is life wrecking. It causes misplacement of priorities, and may make you not achieve your goals in life.

This is something I must teach my kids the world needs to be a better place.
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Born Again, I Don’t Turn My Cheek For Another Slap – Wike (Video) by Mike008(m): 8:37pm On Oct 22, 2022
See who wants to be President.
You will never smell that seat.
PoliticsRe: National Debt: If Borrowing Is A Crime, Stop Using Mercedes Benz, Lexus - Tinubu by Mike008(m): 8:24pm On Oct 22, 2022
Asgard73:
Tinubu will not be President of Nigeria..

Not an option..

Even with his numerous supporters

God forbid him.
Supporters? No way! they are a rented crowd.
FoodRe: See The Ripe Plantain I Bought #600 This Morning. by Mike008(m): 9:40pm On Oct 21, 2022
[quote author= post=117759863]That was a good deal.
It's worth the price.
We got this for #200 yesterday here in PH.
In a store sha.....[/quote]This one na plantain abi na Bananatain?
TravelRe: Nigerian Student Killed By Propeller Of Private Plane He Rented For Dinner Date by Mike008(m): 8:07pm On Oct 20, 2022
1000 ways to die.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Leaves Old Trafford Early, Snubs Ten Hag, Man Utd Team-mates by Mike008(m): 3:37pm On Oct 20, 2022
Very unprofessional and rude.
Ronaldo cares for himself more than he cares for the team. United had their best outing of the season so far against a strong Tottenham side. I understand he would've loved to be part of the victory but the team played well and I expected him to show some love by encouraging the place.
Ronaldo is a bad GOAT.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny And Unbelievable Coincidences (photos) by Mike008(m): 11:50pm On Oct 18, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Corpse riding bicycle
grin you are a VeryWickedMan
PoliticsRe: Street Poll: They Don't Know Who Kwankwaso Is In Port Harcourt? (Video) by Mike008(m): 11:09pm On Oct 18, 2022
He he. Interesting poll
FamilyRe: My Mother-in-law Told Me Not To Touch My Wife by Mike008(m): 10:55pm On Oct 18, 2022
Islandlady:
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But 2weeks is too early to start having sex with a woman who just gave birth...Try and hold yourself, atleast it won't last forever naa!

But if you prove stubborn and wants to continue...them suppose chase you out of the house instead!
I thought you could start immediately sef. �
PoliticsRe: The Moment Tinubu Admired PDP Logo On Atiku's Cloth by Mike008(m): 9:36am On Oct 18, 2022
First and Second Runners up.
PoliticsRe: Dad Of 2 Sells Car, Puts House On Sale To Pay Ransom For His Kidnapped Children by Mike008(m): 9:54pm On Oct 17, 2022
These are the stories that needs urgent crowdfunding and not when people like davido puts up a stupid post and he's making hundreds of millions in a matter of minutes.
EducationRe: Nigerian Students Attacked & Injured In Indian University by Mike008(m): 9:51pm On Oct 17, 2022
Zee world should be banned.
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Would Have Arrested Peter Obi - El-Rufai by Mike008(m): 9:33pm On Oct 17, 2022
OLABAMIJI99:
That Elrufai is too soft on that infidel is making some of us disliking Elrufai himself..

Well let's allow Obi to enjoy the fame he craves for until the election day


But one thing is certain.

NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE ALLOW A CHRSTIAN TO RULE THIS COUNTRY NO MATTER THE POLITICAL PARTY

JONATHAN IS AND REMAINS THE LAST CHRSTIAN PRESIDENT IN THIS COUNTRY
Who are the we?
PoliticsRe: 4 PDP Governors, BoT Members To Atiku: We Will Dump Your Campaign If Ayu Resigns by Mike008(m): 10:14pm On Oct 16, 2022
This is getting interesting.
Traveled to Spain with whose money?
I like the new twist in the plot. I said it before, Wike is overreacting. He should go to hell.
FoodRe: See The Onion I Bought #120 Today by Mike008(m): 10:52pm On Oct 15, 2022
hehe. That soup will have value
FoodRe: How I Cooked Warri Plantain Peppersoup (ukodo) by Mike008(m): 10:28pm On Oct 15, 2022
garriAndsugar:
Nice one bro.. you cook better than channah2 and
You don taste am? LOL

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