₦airaland Forum

justino57:
The department that has the highest number of ashawo--- NURSING

The department that has the highest number of Talk-Active--- history

The department that has the highest number of dirty boys--- Mechanical engineering

The department that has the highest number of muscular girls--- Civil engineering

The department that has the highest number of Argument--- LAW

The department that has the highest number of serious student--- Chemistry

The department that has the highest number of dullard--- microbiology

The department that has the highest number of Ajebor--- Medicine

The department that has the highest number of Thieves--- Pub admin

The department that has the highest number of jobless graduate--- Library

The department that has the highest number of "I can work anywhere with my degree" attitude - - - - Sociology

The department that has the highest number of Crammers--- English

The department that has the highest number of Mumu--- Philosophy


The department that has the highest number of fresh bs - Pol science ✌

The department with the best corporate dressing --- Accounting

The department with boys of local thought and mindset
---- MLS( Medical Lab. Science)

The department with highest number of TOM-BOY
---T.M.A (Theatre and Media Arts)...

The department that has the highest number of stingy boys and girls (ECONOMICS)
THERE CAN SAVE FOR AFRICA.........
MATHEMATICS -------DEPARTMENT THAT HAS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF INTELLIGENT STUDENT

PHILOSOPHERS ARE THE SMARTEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD RENE DESCARTES, BERTRAND RUSSELL, THE ALMIGHTY SOCRATES, PLATO AND ARISTOTLE CAN TESTIFY TO ALL THESE IN THEIR GRAVE. **PEACE**

Agbaletu:
I was once a muslim and I know what Aregbe is trying to propagate. I stopped practicing Islamic religion in the late 80s. As for the insult...it is unlike Yoruba.

AAAAH! EGBON YOU DON USE STYLE OLD O OYA TRIPPLE TUALE TO YOU AGBALAGBI

HUSSEIN MUBARAK O'BOMBER

[size=30pt]BROTHER WASIU[/size]

SuperS1Panther:
Even his father;s father cannot try it.

The state has always been peaceful until the fanatic and financially reckless, corrupt and stubborn goatie bearded man became the Gov.

TIME WILL TELL. BY THE WAY, IT SEEMS YA E-WORRIOR FRIENDS HAS DESERTED YOU I MEAN MADRIDGUY AGARAWU CARINMOM AND RIDWAN

SuperS1Panther:
Why u dey laff nah?

WHATS YA TAKE ON WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR STATE OF OSUN ABI UNA WAN ALLOW AREGBESE TO TO TRANSFORM OSUN TO ISLAMIC CALIPHATE

BUT WHERE IS SUPERSTAR1 SEF

MUBARAK HUSSEIN O' BOMBER IS A THREAT TO UNITED STATES ACCORDING TO TRUMP

LALASTICLALA WHERE @THOU

SO PROPHET AL-BAGDADI PBUH IS DEAD

OYOGREAT:
You want to register for payoneer card, right? You should visit payoneer.com and sign up for an account with your email address, home address, state zip code, any one of your national I.D. Card or drivers license or international passport number, and include P.O. Box if any.
Other necessary things has to be filled properly. So you will receive your card within ten working days. It will be accepted by any ATM that is using mastercard whenever you want to withdraw your money either in Dollar or Naira here in Nigeria.

YOU MEAN YOU CAN WITHDRAW DOLLARS HERE IN NIGERIA

[size=30pt]OBAMA IS ACTUALLY WORKING FOR ISLAM[/size]

EVEN THE SELF ACCLAIMED MODERATE MUSLIM LIKE MADRIDGUY I HAVE SAID IT SEVERAL TIMES ON NAIRALAND THAT MADRIDGUY IS A ISLAMIC TERRORIST

ReabridCharles:
That's the reason I like BINGO.

Bone no fit kill bingo. E never see bone chop na the one to kill am go come kill am.

Bingo will not die. Bingos are the only dogs that outlive der owners.

Wanna know how I knew? Ask my father, he had a BINGO

YOU MEAN EKUUKE

ERE WA

PATIENTLY WAITING FOR CARINMOM AKA SAMANTHA THE WHITE WIDOW TO COME AND DEFEND MURIC SPOKESMAN (ISHAQ AKINTOLA)

booqee:
why are we like this... why do we let religion dictate things of national issues for us tori Olohun?

btw, this their fasting sef, they would eat by 5:00am thereabout, by the time they are doing the early morning drill, they have food in their belly to sustain them, the christians and people of other religion would be exercising on empty stomach, because i remember breakfast was after the drill. so what are they on about? who said they wouldn't be allowed to do their prayers??
even on a normal day many of us skip our meals and may eat just once a day not because of lack of food but maybe u were busy with work and all..or just skipped it for skipping case.. and we would not fall sick or die. nothing will happen.

as in ehn , this folks like to create trouble for no reason...

OVER TO YOJ CARINMOM

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Sweetlemon:
As a physical and social psychologist, I study people and society behaviour. Look at the country today, Practically every region apart from the SW is neck deep in one ethnic, political or religious crisis or the other. Most are targeted against the FG so I will bring out the NC from the rest of the other regions.

The North central and the South west are the only regions that have never been known to take up arms or try to destabilize the FG in any way just because they feel "cheated" or "marginalized". Yes Yorubas may make some annoying noises when they are not included in govt making but they don't fight. The FG because of that. Most SS and SE sympathizers of militants claim they support the bombing of pipelines give the excuse of 5% statement Buhari made. Even if he did say that he won't treat the 5% equally with the rest, let's take a look at GEJ's statement of "Amala and ewedu" and "motor park touts". Did Yorubas in Lagos start bombing oil depots in Lagos because of that? It was as glaring as daylight that GEJ's govt hardly had Yorubas in high places, yet did OPC decide to take up arms against the govt? Even if and even when some Yoruba groups start misbehaving, a larger portion of the SW population would always totally disown such groups or persons immediately thereby reducing the powers of the troublesome groups. This is because terrorist groups thrive best when their host communities sympathize with them or even keep quiet.

This is the very mistake the NW and NE made with boko haram. Most kept quiet and a few even gave them kudos and before anyone knew it, BH had formed alliance with world terror groups and the host communities are the very ones now feeling the direct heat. This is the EXACT direction the SS and SE are headed or even worse because they are not only encouraging the militants and Biafran agitators but also cheering them on.

Now let's look at states with the highest and lowest concentration of non-indegenes.

Lagos - Most developed state in the country, the center and headquarters of all private sector companies
Ogun - Boasts of the highest number of educational institutions, highest number of industries, highest number of growing investors
Kano - Most developed state in the core north, very top business destination from all corners of the country. There's hardly any successful businessman in Nigeria that hasn't been to Kano.
Kaduna - Political hub of the entire North including NC. Budding commercialization, houses the highest number of expatriates and foreigners in the North.
Edo - From Ekpoma to Auchi to Okada to Benin, you'd see and great deal of non-indegenes contributing to the IGR of Edo state and even holding top govt positions. After Cross River, Edo happens to be the most peaceful state in the SS even while generating a considerable amount of IGR if used wisely.

These are other states with high number of non-indegenes but they are mostly in their state capitals

Oyo (Ibadan) - A budding city that can stand on it's own as a state has more than enough non-Yorubas to confuse you as to whether it's a Yoruba land or not. Very peaceful.
Rivers/Delta/Cross River (Portharcourt and Obio Akpo/Warri/Calabar)-Very resourceful cities visited by businessmen all over the country and inhabited by non-indegenes and high number of expatriates however, the recent rise of militancy is threatening this as oil companies are beginning to shut operations in the SS.

The poorest and least developed states in Nigeria like Sokoto, Zamfara, Kebbi, Ebonyi, Bayelsa, Ekiti, etc. have the least number of non-indegenes.

The facts from the above lists are definitely not mere co-incidence. There is a direct relationship between being accommodating and being highly successful. I don't know much about Kano, but in Ogun and Lagos states, you can head or own practically anything you wish without going through the rigours of all that state of origin thing most states use ranging from landed properties to businesses, and even heading parastals. The only thing you can't head are traditional stools. The typical extended family in SW and many in NC have mixture of both Muslims and Christians and the heavens did not fall.
Let me tell you something, Yorubas do NOT like Northerners any more than SE or SS do. A lot of Yorubas I've spoken to want their Odua republic as much as you want yours. But they handle theirs a lot more maturely. Instead of throwing tantrums and sponsoring or sympathizing with terrorists, they go back to the drawing board, re-strategize, and before you know it, they've landed a good deal. They are patient enough to wait for decades if need be. Look at Lagos state for instance that had been in the opposition since forever, but today look at them now. Yorubas have mastered the art of dining with their enemies just to get a big chunk from a deal because they realize that unnecessary fights only make a nuisance and laughing stock of them thereby achieving nothing because you cannot carve out a successful country by going to war. It has never succeeded anywhere in the world. The effects of the war will always come back to haunt them.

Now what's cowardly about all what I've mentioned so far? The ability to reason rationally and not allow strong emotions control how you reason when dealing with political issues does not in any way mean cowardice but simple diplomacy. Quite on the contrary, Warriors from the Oyo and Ife empires were two of the most powerful in West Africa (history class for another day) Someone mentioned in one front page comment that Yorubas can't fight. Spotting Linda Ikeji and Wizkid beef and I laughed because I remembered how some trouble making Igbo kings were mercilessly flogged in Akure and a town in Oyo state for holding traditional titles in Yoruba land! So evidently, Yorubas know when and how to pick their fights and when and where to draw the line.

What am I saying? Would it kill us to borrow a leaf from the Yorubas and learn how to relate with others politically, economically, and socially? Instead of bombing and causing unrests just because our "brother" lost elections, would it kill the SS and SE to instead go back the drawing board and figure out how best they can reclaim the FG or even if they want secession, figure out how best to go about it without destroying their own lands? If we eventually get our own country how do we start all over again after polluting our lands and waters and driving away investors from our oil? Little by little SS leaders are beginning to cry out that they can no longer fund this and that. How will there be money when federal allocation from the oiyel will greatly reduce courtesy of militancy? You cannot be cheering on terrorists and still expect to eat your cake and have it.

Do you now see that it is actually better to be a "coward" than a self-destructive warrior?

[/s] YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE

[size=30pt] AGARAWU MADRIDGUY CARINMOM AKA THR WHITE WIDOW MODATH MIDOLIAN CASELESS FIZZNATION SWEETLEMON OYA COME AND DEFEND THE MOST PISSFUL RELIGION IN THE WORLD[/size]

Go for iPhone 5s

MEN MU ANYA

Nairasurplus:
Ugomba, negodu ife I na ekwu. They are not like their fathers. They have realised the mistakes their fathers made and they want it corrected.

UGOMBA BU EZIGBO AKPA AMU

Sweetlemon:
Buhari did not make any remarks to "awaken" anything. These bastards are sponsored by ND elites whom Buhari wants to retrieve loots from. What's the crime in that please? We all saw how those bloody SS governors made demands for Buhari to drop charges against their people for the bombing to stop. Oh I forgot! You hate for anything good to come out from this administration right?
Issorite. I'm scared for the life of the number 1 and 2 men in the country though but I know that Baba God has a divine plan for us. God dey.

WHITE WIDOW IS THAT YOU

ridwanayo:
Apc has be insincere since they came into goverment,its from one lie to the other,they have being feeding us with lies nd propaganda since they entered into gov't
I always knew the ogini land clean up is all lies

ozodimgba:
Willy is working! keep working when it is time to vote we will know if ur working or not. Anu beef!

t[size=30pt]HOW ABOUT BARRISTER MONDAY UBANI[/size]

GATHERING OF SUICIDE BOMBERZ

ISLAM WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

IamKollinx:
Reach me through my mail, am afraid I might get banned here, I have created several threads but the mods kept deleting and banning..

ejimcollinz@gmail.com

G ABI

favouredseed:
The have right of way in Nigeria abi na Zoogeria sef. SMH . Asokoro junction.

FOLA IS THAT YOU

[size=30pt]NKWOBI WITH COLD BOTTLE OF ODEKU ANY TIME ANY DAY[/size]

NA THIS KIND NEWS CARINMOM AKA WHITE WIDOW DEY LIKE

OjukwuWarBird:
Which religion did that.?

RELIGION OF PISS