If a store owner goes to his store and pays for the goods already his own, which pocket does the money return to?

He is only decieving himself and such payments are done mostly as eye service.

Princesslee:
Ogar be calming down nah. Don't start your Sunday with violence

Lolz. I didnt mean to be violent o.
It is hard to burgle room upstairs via the windows.

Princesslee:
Please I need a selfcontain in Abuja in a very secure environment. My budget is #200,000.
Please it should have water and gated too. Please I really need help. The one I got at mararaba I came back from work and found my burglary broken and my stuffs whisked away. Please I will prefer jukwoyi. Thank you all.

Add upstairs to your preference too.

Jennyclay:
I put to you that this bolt driver is not innocent .

The police should tortured him and watch him confess all his evil deeds .

As long as I’m alive, I can never trust a man not even a Nigerian man.

Biko!! Torture him!!!

I want you to be my submissive wife.
What do you think?

ok

vikkogg:
Yes, you're older than me, but I don't mind getting close to you. If you don't mind also, send me your contact on mastervikk@gmail.com

This one dey find totoo

Always dating ugly bitttches looking older than him.

shiffynaani:
sex? easy to get like water? How pls?

I'm not getting it at all. Those female folks just dey do shakara for me always

I'm serious o bro. Thanks

Fake life and lies is the answer.

Ashawoman82:
Omo I tire..for electrical? Lol. Fit be one of those northern schools wey their exam .questions be like jss exam

I swear

captainbangz:
My last Engineering Mathematics and Control Theory II

Control dey make you laugh? Dey play

Romanoff:


Media 5.5 vitamin c cream and I use a lot of sunscreen.

Alright Sis. Thanks

Romanoff:


Thank you.

I love your skin, i know good food plays a role, but which cream do you use plsss?

drimzsmoke:


I made it a rule to hate all cultist but I think I'm starting to fall in love with this Verydarkman guy, no gay saying!!!

Thought I was the only one who noticed the guy is a cultist.

Monaboo:
I went to buy a Paint of Rice on Tuesday. When I got there, the woman said a Paint of Rice is 4000 Naira.

I shouted.

You later buy?

Why rape na... Sex that is easy to get like water.
Highest just tell girls sweet lies.

Yahoo academy

Funny enough, those yahoo bastardz seems to be one of the few bringing scarce dollar into the Nigerian economy.

I still dont know why people carry this matter for head.
Abeg make una rest jare! Wetin sef

If Obi wins,
I will give 100 nairalanders 1K each.

Bookmark this.


MODIFIED: Result is out, make i go use my money buy suya.

Why is my body doing me like they should demolish it?

Whatisurproblem:
I I were him, I will look for guns and gangs, I will kidnap the boss and the brother. I will collect my $20m plus money to settle the gangs totalling $40m. Then release them, they won't report to police or public trust me since they knew they did worse to me as a driver. At this point I'm not even afraid to die, so they will still be the best looser, this is because no justice ⚖️ in Nigeria.

Exactly.
Just as drug dealers dont report to the authorities when such happens.
STREET is the answer for STREET.

You commot your kidney over mere, I promise you.
Very mumu man

MorataFC:

This scenario serves as a valuable lesson for every one of us. When entering into a life-threatening agreement with someone, it is essential to take precautions such as collecting a 50% advance payment. If someone promises to give you100% of something, it should not be a challenge for them to provide half of it as an upfront payment.

BTW, I can't donate any part of my body in exchange for all the money in this world.

Dey play.
At the right price, you will even donate your blockus.

Upload a cropped picture of your teeth, lets advise appropriately.

Why use a perfect teeth of someone else as example?

The real goat.
Messi role model

Truckpusher:
I would rather a birth a smart criminal than birth a fool.

Hahaha! Funny enough, na mumu dey born mumu. Sha no marry mumu wife.

mumuu!! no payment, no deal.

The goal was for it to reach 1000/dollar, and stop there na.
What the heck is wrong with NAIRA?

If he did it out of mistake, let him go free.
He might just want to shook her small, not knowing it was too deep.