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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Quit Masturbation by MikkySexy23(m): 11:22am On Oct 11, 2018
grossintel:
Lol, you're still very young and I think it's normal at your age. I doubt you can completely stop it, but stop being idle and find something doing, this will help you reduce it.


Don't stay idle..get involve in extra-curricular activities like gym and sports like football, basketball etc. All these involve you being in shape, so you would want to remain fit without gasping for air when doing the sport. so, over time you would get over it...
Then stop watching porn..............
Romance / Re: A Senior Female Colleague Wants Me To Marry Her by MikkySexy23(m): 9:25am On Oct 10, 2018
If you are sure you love her well enough to marry her, then no p!! and if it is allowed within your organization to do so....talking from experience, it might be very good for you on the long run!! Don't be intimidated at all!!!

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Crime / Re: Man In Tears After Being Scammed At Computer Village. Vid & Pics by MikkySexy23(m): 9:51am On Sep 21, 2018
justtoodark:
look foolishness....why didnt he immediatly check it....??

nobody can scam you if you dont trust nobody....

sharrap there...!!

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Business / Re: My Experience At Isolo, Lagos With Hausa Fruit Seller by MikkySexy23(m): 10:51am On Sep 04, 2018
Everybody cannot do the same thing..What works for one would not work for all. Just know what works for you and focus on that.

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Politics / Re: Grisly Photos: Nigerian Niger Delta: The Shame Of A Nation by MikkySexy23(m): 4:26pm On Sep 03, 2018
Donald95:
mynd44

But as I am speaking to you now $6.7 billion is heading to North for reconstruction, rehabilitation, resettlement plan but when GEJ the imbecilic was in power, he chose chose to bribe jobless militants with 60 thousand monthly payment per person than giving them their right. GEJ chose aliens rather than flesh and blood.

I don't support The lifeless Paedophilic Vegitable in power but I commend him because He understands nigerian politics more than we Southerners. BROTHER FIRST.

I will advise them to stick to Nnamdi Kanu's advice " Stop bombing pipelines destroying your mothers farmland you ain't doing Government, you are doing yourself " Fight for freedom and control your resource

Why blame the President? When your bros dey there, why e no remember home??
We (southern extraction) seem to be easily cowed and become afraid where the North take bold actions without minding whose ox is gored....

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Politics / Re: Grisly Photos: Nigerian Niger Delta: The Shame Of A Nation by MikkySexy23(m): 4:24pm On Sep 03, 2018
Donald95:
mynd44

But as I am speaking to you now $6.7 billion is heading to North for reconstruction, rehabilitation, resettlement plan but when GEJ the imbecilic was in power, he chose chose to bribe jobless militants with 60 thousand monthly payment per person than giving them their right. GEJ chose aliens rather than flesh and blood.

I don't support The lifeless Paedophilic Vegitable in power but I commend him because He understands nigerian politics more than we Southerners. BROTHER FIRST.

I will advise them to stick to Nnamdi Kanu's advice " Stop bombing pipelines destroying your mothers farmland you ain't doing Government, you are doing yourself " Fight for freedom and control your resource


Why blame the President? When your bros dey there, why e no remember home??
We (southern extraction) seem to be easily cowed and become afraid where the North take bold actions without minding whose ox is gored....
Romance / Re: Sugar Daddy Allegedly Buys Nigerian Actress Anita Joseph A Massive House In SA by MikkySexy23(m): 8:35am On Aug 27, 2018
Bidobado:


Nigerian actress will soon have a new meaning in the dictionary... A Prostitute pretending to have a career.

that's the new definition..the actors (male) who have been in the game longer are not buying house in banana island, so na only the women sabi act, abi??!!!..The females keep popping up houses and rides, yet the male can show 'nadda'. Show your selling point!!!

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Romance / Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by MikkySexy23(m): 9:33am On Aug 08, 2018
Therock5555:
Due to the various news of the death of former PDP chairman's son who was murdered by his wife, I just thought I should share my own experience with y'all.

I had a girlfriend that was everything a brother could wish for, Rich, working class, beautiful, curvy, and brilliant, it's hard to get all these kind of qualities in a lady but there she had it all.

Her family are also well connected in the Army and Navy forces so she also had backup in case of any trouble, any party we attend, guys would always be admiring me but I alone knew her major flaw, she possessed a fiery temper. I'll just be receiving compliments and smiling but in my heart I'll be praying that somebody comes and snatch her from me cus we barely spend two days without quarreling and she's also quick to raise her hand on me, since I'm stronger than her I'll overpower her and tell her to respect herself.

I came from a home where I have never seen my parents arguing infront of us, they'll go to their room and talk it over without raising their voice so I promised myself that I'll never fight my woman no matter what but that was to change soon.

One evening I hosted her, her friend and boyfriend for a sleep over, they took the second room while I slept same room with my girl, around 5:30am I was awoken by a hot slap, I jumped up in surprise to meet my girlfriend fuming, she started screaming and calling me a cheat, I was surprised, asked her what happened and she claimed that she dreamt that I was having sex with another girl and when she woke up she wanted waking me to tell me of it when all of a sudden I muttered the name "Loveth" twice.

Chisos, I was mortified and tried explaining that Loveth was the name of my manager who is getting married later this year at my place of work and I had nothing going on with her, she kept accusing me, the next thing she slapped me, it was too early in the morning for me to get angry so I just grabbed my jacket and went to the parlour, her friend and boyfriend were already in the parlour wanting to find out what was the matter, I explained to them and went to kitchen to rest, not up to five minutes later she showed up and grabbed my boxer cus that was what I slept with.

When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us.

I dragged her to the second bedroom and locked the door, I was trying to reason with her that my balls were aching but she wouldn't hear, out of anger I slapped her twice and yanked her hands off, she came at me again, I grabbed her two hands, twisted them behind her and took of the jacket, tie her hands and pushed her towards the bed before walking out. seems like she fell on her hands cus she screamed that her hand was broken, I ignored the shouts and went to the parlour as her friend went to attend to her.

I heard her telling her friend that if she didn't murder me that morning, she won't rest, when I heard that I went to my room and slipped under my bed with my phone. Ten minutes later she walked into my room with a baseball bat, chai I was laughing silently as she was searching for me, she went room by room searching and threatening her friend's boyfriend to reveal my whereabouts, what made her knew that I was still in that house was that both the front and back doors were still locked and the keys were indoors.

Then it stuck me, I remembered telling her that my favourite hiding spot was under my bed especially when I needed to work on something without interference cus she ran back to my room and slid under the bed, she saw me and tried hitting me but I was too far in. I thought she was kidding so I was laughing and jokingly warning her not to hit me.

Next thing she dragged the bed from the wall and tried attacking me again, then I knew shiiiit had hit the fan, I got up and tried defending myself, whenever she strikes I'll use the mattress to block the hit, she dragged the mattress away leaving me trapped between the bed post and wall, then I looked her direct to the eye and warned her to respect herself but even before I completed my statement she had landed the bat on the center of my head.

It was like I was hit with a tsunami, I was just hearing siren sounds in my ears as my vision became blurry, I was staggering but couldn't fall because I was still trapped beside the wall, my hand instinctively went to my head to check if my head was bursted open and that was my saving grace cus she hit me for the second time but since my hand was on that spot, she connected with my wrist instead, good Lord, I could barely see again as I screamed out, my nose was bleeding as she realised what she did and screamed too, her friends ran in and grabbed me, I told them they needed them to call my family doctor, that was all I remembered before I woke up that evening in the hospital with a throbbing headache and sprained wrist.

She later came to apologise but I wasn't gonna throw away my second chance at living, and we broke up few months later after numerous obsessive stalkings and threats, later found out that fighting was like a sport between her parents.


So my people this is my story, I was lucky, very lucky, please if your girlfriend always goes apeshit at every disagreement, abeg flee for your life.

Thank you

Mod please take it to FP let brothers learn from my experience.

my dilemma now....And they would say, "Don't strike a woman", but I ask them if ever they've seen an abusive woman, spoilt and crazy!! You have to beat her so you can escape with your life intact!
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shares The Statement His Brother Gave To The Police Over His Attack by MikkySexy23(m): 3:59pm On Jul 27, 2018
samsonvijay1:
This is a police letter-headed paper which anybody can get anywhere and fill and sign it in his/her own way.
Who did his brother submit it to in the police office?why didn't the receiver police/inspector sign his/her own quote?
The Melayes should prepare for prison for forgery and impersonating The Nigeria Police Force!!!




This statement has no STATION NAME on top, only that the police sef can never be trusted. Someone has collected money somewhere!!

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Politics / Re: Fayose Meets Ewi Of Ado Over Harassment, Withdrawal Of Security by MikkySexy23(m): 9:36am On Jul 18, 2018
The same Oba he had disrespected....this guy na clown
Education / Re: Is It Possible TO Graduate From A University Without A Singe Carry Over (C.O)? by MikkySexy23(m): 8:58am On Jul 11, 2018
Not difficult....just read your books!!!
Romance / Re: All Julyborn Come In by MikkySexy23(m): 11:31am On Jul 05, 2018
ABJDOT:
First time I will see a birthday mate here...rep 11th unique date.

matey
Romance / Re: All Julyborn Come In by MikkySexy23(m): 11:30am On Jul 05, 2018
alfalfaking02:
July 11, hit me up if you here
matey
Travel / Re: FRSC Releases Statement On Otedola Explosion, Reveal New Route Motorist Must Tak by MikkySexy23(m): 2:55pm On Jun 29, 2018
murmee:
If a policy is in place whereby Trucks and Tankers are checked for Auto Mechanical wellness as in functionality of the brakes, lights, tyres, mirrors etc before they get onto the roads especially after Loading, some of these accidents might have been prevented. This is definitely the job of the FRSC since the VIO is no longer functioning.

I still strongly believe that Trucks and Tankers are not supposed to be moving in day time. They should move at night from 11pm or 12am when the roads are less congested. TheTankers and Trucks shoud be escorted by Armed Military personnel.

In more organized countries, goods and petrol are moved by trains to avoid any collision with private and other vehicles conveying human beings. This type of humongous accidents must not continue to happen!


In saner climes, they have better roads and a more robust security arrangement, that's why they can be compelled to move at night. The first group to blame are our policy makers, politicians who have lowered the standard of values in this country where we just assume that nothing can work perfectly.
Travel / Re: FRSC Releases Statement On Otedola Explosion, Reveal New Route Motorist Must Tak by MikkySexy23(m): 2:51pm On Jun 29, 2018
Rebuke:
Smh. I saw people with phone camera snapping and covering the burning vehicles but I didn't see a person wth even a cup of water to pour on the burning fire.

I also didn't see any fire figher around in all the pictures and videos I have seen and watched....


Some people were shouting and videoing the incident....What a country!







lol..you never see petrol burn before, dem go turn to Jackie Chan, abi?
Travel / Re: It Is Mental Sickness To Take Pictures And Videos From Accident Scenes by MikkySexy23(m): 12:51pm On Jun 29, 2018
Yes, people can be madt about dt!!
Celebrities / Re: Death: D'banj Son, Daniel D' Third's Throwback Photos by MikkySexy23(m): 9:00am On Jun 25, 2018
safarigirl:
How did he get in the pool? Were there no adults to monitor him? For a child to have drowned in a pool, it means he was inside it for at least two minutes and somehow, no one was close enough to pull him out. Why?

These are the kinds of death that are investigated in certain parts of the world because there are signs of negligence. Nobody would care if it was your child, someone was careless and a life was lost in the process.

I'm both shocked and livid that a child so young, died because of an avoidable accident in his own home.

You got a point that children need maximum supervision but also accidents do occur. Incidences of child death in pools happens amongst celebrities because of the location of such pools in their houses. People like Samuel Osei Kuffor lost a baby in a pool in a foreign country!!
Politics / Re: Army Captain Commits Suicide In Maiduguri, Borno State by MikkySexy23(m): 11:05am On Jun 22, 2018
PTSD - common in war veterans all around the world. The deceits, ills and pains of war are difficult to cope with.
Depression kills...Talk to someone who can help!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FRSC 2018 Massive Recruitment: See Full Details by MikkySexy23(m): 5:13pm On May 28, 2018
Everything in life is worth trying....bad as e bad, someone who don't know anyone would still get taken in....it could be me oh!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Speaks On Her Pregnancy: My Greatest Dream Has Finally Been Realised by MikkySexy23(m): 8:49am On May 21, 2018
IamD18:
It's funny how getting pregnant became the greatest achievement of a role model of single feminists grin

I keep saying this; No matter how you deceive yourself on media, you'll still log out to face reality. cheesy

She's a proof to social media wanna-be feminists that no matter how rich, aggressive, exposed, intelligent and brave a woman can be, she can never survive without a diick. You all must be humbled by a man.

I dey tell you. Me sef surprise oh!! The feminists have lost one to us..lolz

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